If it was up to me I would tear this **** down!

[Los Broncos]

Stupid bitches online!

I join a dating site, they ban me in the first half hour!

**** you, I hope you frigging die a thousand deaths!

[orinjkrush]

whoa, dude. what did you do? you propositioning everyone already?

[theAPAOps5]

There is a story behind this and its got to be good!

[Los Broncos]

All I did was give my honest opinion about dating and rated a few photos.

I swear some people have no self esteem, I was out of there for giving my opinion, from now on I'm lying.

[theAPAOps5]

What site was it? By honest do you mean seeing a Heifer and calling her a fatty or were you polite and called her obscenely obese. ;D

[Los Broncos]

What site was it? By honest do you mean seeing a Heifer and calling her a fatty or were you polite and called her obscenely obese. ;D

Nope, I am very polite towards them.

Just cant take it when I say "I don't think she is very good looking"

[bronco610]

Come on Lynch, we are bored we need more details.

[Beantown Bronco]

Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a user name, and, I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

[Los Broncos]

Come on Lynch, we are bored we need more details.

I was called a troll because I gave my opinion on something.

There was a thread called "anyone getting laid"

I posted "I have given up trying" "the women here where I live make you jump through to many hoops"

They went off saying I was a cry baby.

I though the thread was about getting laid?

If your not, then something is wrong.

Why should I jump though hoops for women who'll never put out?

This guy had 4,000 post and probably has never gotten laid.

The I go over to the "do you like your women with piercings and tattoos" thread.

Said I didn't really like to much ink and metal, that caused some trouble.

[Los Broncos]

Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a user name, and, I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

Hilarious!

[watermock]

LOLThe I go over to the "do you like your women with piercings and tattoos" thread.

Said I didn't really like to much ink and metal, that caused some trouble.

[Hogan11]

Broncos tailgates are coming up Lynch, what better place to find someone?

Ha!

[Los Broncos]

Broncos tailgates are coming up Lynch, what better place to find someone?

Ha!

I sure hope so, if I cant find someone there it'll never happen. :D

[Hogan11]

I sure hope so, if I cant find someone there it'll never happen. :D

B Harmony without the .com Ha!

[Sassy]

I sure hope so, if I cant find someone there it'll never happen. :D

You don't find anyone on dating sites...you find them on Bronco sites! :P :wiggle: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Earendil]

Stupid b****es online!

I join a dating site, they ban me in the first half hour!

**** you, I hope you frigging die a thousand deaths!
Take the advice given me about myself and others so long ago: Love yourself and it doesn't matter. I don't mean that in an obscene way. Took me a long time and a lot of grief for many to find my Center, and it ain't a woman.

[Spider]

there is alot to be said for the old fashion going to a bar getting drunk and nailing some skank .........

[Beantown Bronco]

there is alot to be said for the old fashion going to a bar getting drunk and nailing some skank .........

I'm guessing it's how 90% the posters here were conceived.

[Los Broncos]

You don't find anyone on dating sites...you find them on Bronco sites! :P :wiggle: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Frigging Sassy Hilarious!

[Los Broncos]

Take the advice given me about myself and others so long ago: Love yourself and it doesn't matter. I don't mean that in an obscene way. Took me a long time and a lot of grief for many to find my Center, and it ain't a woman.

Good advice, I like that.

[Jana®]

Yep, being single sucks! I hear ya, Lynch!

[Spider]

Yep, being single sucks! I hear ya, Lynch!

Think of all the advantages , of being single .......TV to yourself , dont have to watch spongebob .....
Dishes and Laundry should be a breeze ......
Hell you are a woman the cooking part is already taken care of .... ;D
most of all no snoring , cold feet or a cold ass keeping you awake ....
you have ot put up with Honey we need ot talk ....
having a bed all to yourself .....
Arguments should be interesting though ;D

[PaintballCLE]

Think of all the advantages , of being single .......TV to yourself , dont have to watch spongebob .....
Dishes and Laundry should be a breeze ......
Hell you are a woman the cooking part is already taken care of .... ;D
most of all no snoring , cold feet or a cold ass keeping you awake ....
you have ot put up with Honey we need ot talk ....
having a bed all to yourself .....
Arguments should be interesting though ;D

you forgot not having to worry about finishing too quick!

[Spider]

you forgot not having to worry about finishing too quick!

LOL ..... Last time me and the wife made love .She asked are you ready ? I said ready hell i am done hand me the remote

[Earendil]

Yep, being single sucks! I hear ya, Lynch!
Remember your sig. ;) It's great to seek someone special with whom to share and increase your happiness, but granting lasting happiness where none exists is too tall an order for any human being. More importantly, if we hold to the mind of Christ we'll be happy no matter who (else) we are or aren't with at the time. And if we don't we'll be miserable and alone even in a crowd of hotties.

Again, the price of my accepting, embracing, what so many tried to tell me so long was far too high, and worst of all not solely paid by me. I can't even thank the person who helped get me there by breaking my heart because she thinks I'm a psycho now. I still want Ms. Right, but I'm not seeking her at the moment because first I must be sure my new relationship with God is lasting, that I don't "throw God over for someone else." I'm not saying anyone else here is in that boat with me, I'm just recommending that course to anyone who thinks they are. It's natural to want someone to share your life, but it's unhealthy to NEED anyone but God.

[Jana®]

Remember your sig. ;) It's great to seek someone special with whom to share and increase your happiness, but granting lasting happiness where none exists is too tall an order for any human being. More importantly, if we hold to the mind of Christ we'll be happy no matter who (else) we are or aren't with at the time. And if we don't we'll be miserable and alone even in a crowd of hotties.

Again, the price of my accepting, embracing, what so many tried to tell me so long was far too high, and worst of all not solely paid by me. I can't even thank the person who helped get me there by breaking my heart because she thinks I'm a psycho now. I still want Ms. Right, but I'm not seeking her at the moment because first I must be sure my new relationship with God is lasting, that I don't "throw God over for someone else." I'm not saying anyone else here is in that boat with me, I'm just recommending that course to anyone who thinks they are. It's natural to want someone to share your life, but it's unhealthy to NEED anyone but God.

True.

[broncocalijohn]

Remember your sig. ;) It's great to seek someone special with whom to share and increase your happiness, but granting lasting happiness where none exists is too tall an order for any human being. More importantly, if we hold to the mind of Christ we'll be happy no matter who (else) we are or aren't with at the time. And if we don't we'll be miserable and alone even in a crowd of hotties.

Again, the price of my accepting, embracing, what so many tried to tell me so long was far too high, and worst of all not solely paid by me. I can't even thank the person who helped get me there by breaking my heart because she thinks I'm a psycho now. I still want Ms. Right, but I'm not seeking her at the moment because first I must be sure my new relationship with God is lasting, that I don't "throw God over for someone else." I'm not saying anyone else here is in that boat with me, I'm just recommending that course to anyone who thinks they are. It's natural to want someone to share your life, but it's unhealthy to NEED anyone but God.

Dr. Phil is in the house. Lynch, go to a bar around 12 45am to pick up on the drunks. Maybe they like you in the morning. If not, you got a piece that you needed. Good luck on the new adventures.

[Jason in LA]

I tried online dating once. Never again. I replied to an ad on craigslist. She was cute in the photo. I was interested. I told her about myself and she was diggin it. So we made plans to go out. When I get to her place I buzz her. I can hear her coming through the courtyard but I couldn't see her yet. It was like the moment of truth. Did she look like her photo? That's all I was thinking. As soon as I saw her, I was like "Aw Damn!!! I've been hoodwinked, bambuzzled, led astray!!!" She wasn't huge, but she was bigger than her photo. She was pretty slim in the photo. She was kind of thick in person.

So we go to this spot, which wasn't the spot that I was planning on going to. We grabbed something to eat at this low key spot. So she starts telling me that she used to weigh 300 lbs. She got that surgery to make her lose weight. In the photo that she posted she said that was when she was at her lightest. She came off as somebody that was really lazy, that's why she had the surgery instead of just working out. After she lost all the weight she was too lazy to keep it off. But since she got half her stomach taken out, she's a very cheap date. I guess there is a bright side to everything ;D.

I will not do an online date after that one.

[Beantown Bronco]

Did you mount her?

Oh, Dad!

Wait, wait. Has she got big thighs?

No.

No!? Then what's the problem?

[Los Broncos]

Dr. Phil is in the house. Lynch, go to a bar around 12 45am to pick up on the drunks. Maybe they like you in the morning. If not, you got a piece that you needed. Good luck on the new adventures.

Its all good bro, I have been getting mine for the last three weeks.

Had a female come over last night, I cant get enough of that summer loving.

[Los Broncos]

Did you mount her?

Oh, Dad!

Wait, wait. Has she got big thighs?

No.

No!? Then what's the problem?

Yeah, I like those big legged women.

[Kaylore]

Nope, I am very polite towards them.

Just cant take it when I say "I don't think she is very good looking"

:spit:

[Los Broncos]

:spit:

They post a pic asking what people think.

Guess I should be lying.