Jeff Garcia - "I wasn't feeling very Crisp"

[Kaylore]

Does anyone have this sound clip? My buddy keeps telling about a talk show that uses it a lot and says it's funny but I've never heard it before.

And here's a picture of his hot wife:

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4535/photo2yq5.jpg

[Northman]

God, i would so tap that ass. Mmmmmmmm

[Kaylore]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2228/carmellalnx7.jpg

[TheReverend]

Nipple on the left! OMG MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beantown Bronco]

This thread is worthless without MORE pics.

[Eldorado]

What were we talking about?

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_fkF-tt--tL4/R7TMHt5LWxI/AAAAAAAAGeY/zkXvZaWEL7E/carmella35.jpg

[BroncoFanatic]

How the heck does someone who acts so gay have such a hot wife ??

[SureShot]

How the heck does someone who acts so gay have such a hot wife ??

$$$$$$$$$$$

[alkemical]

How the heck does someone who acts so gay have such a hot wife ??

Common interests.

[2KBack]

Common interests.

Men?

[Eldorado]

This thread is worthless without MORE pics.

bump

[alkemical]

Men?

Shopping, shoes... Of course my source info comes from Will & Grace - ;)

[BMF Bronco]

How the heck does someone who acts so gay have such a hot wife ??

That's not Kaylore's wife, its.... oh wait.. you weren't talking... never mind. :giggle:

[Kaylore]

That's not Kaylore's wife, its.... oh wait.. you weren't talking... never mind. :giggle:

Hey now, a Cornhusker fan has no room to talk here...:poke:


Speaking of cowboy hats....
http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4456/carmella07mm6.jpg

[Kaylore]

What were we talking about?

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_fkF-tt--tL4/R7TMHt5LWxI/AAAAAAAAGeY/zkXvZaWEL7E/carmella35.jpg

There's a sound bite from a Niners loss (against the Eagles>) where Garcia says "I wasn't feeling very crisp" and he makes Liberace sound butch. I've never heard it and wondered if someone has a copy of it.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4884/37498carmelladecesare01mo9.jpg

[Northman]

http://www.ninjadude.com/ximg/Carmella-DeCesare/carmella-decesare-bikini.jpg


http://hollyhotness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/carmella_decesare_gallery.jpg

http://www.seyvet.com/resim/a94842c7b9.jpg

[Eldorado]

There's a sound bite from a Niners loss (against the Eagles>) where Garcia says "I wasn't feeling very crisp" and he makes Liberace sound butch. I've never heard it and wondered if someone has a copy of it.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4884/37498carmelladecesare01mo9.jpg

Im sorry. Did you say something?

[Kaylore]

Im sorry. Did you say something?

Not really, but Jeff Garcia did. I think Rome uses the clip a lot.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4193/34xv7.jpg

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7283/28nh2.jpg

[elsid13]

Wonder who slept with more men - Garcia or his wife

God she is hot

[Dudeskey]

How the heck does someone who acts so gay have such a hot wife ??

Its a perfect cover, if you think about it...™

[Florida_Bronco]

I'm feeling crisp just looking at those pics.

[JCMElway]

This thread has real potential here. Maybe not Foneco or Speaking of Butts, but this stuff is fantastic so far. Gentlemen, "keep up" the good work.

[Popps]

Its a perfect cover, if you think about it...™

Apparently a couple of his "covers" got in a bar-fight over him.

Dude has a pretty long list of covers going.

[BroncoBuff]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4193/34xv7.jpg
Von Plastic.

[BMF Bronco]

Von Plastic.

von who cares, it's all real on the outside!

[TDmvp]

There's a sound bite from a Niners loss (against the Eagles>) where Garcia says "I wasn't feeling very crisp" and he makes Liberace sound butch. I've never heard it and wondered if someone has a copy of it.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4884/37498carmelladecesare01mo9.jpg

She is Freaking INSANE HOT .... I remember when T.O. made fun of him calling him gay and this chick and another model had just been cat fighting in a bar over him ..... All I'm saying is if they give you something that looks like her when you are gay , then i want to be gay like Garcia ...


http://www.extasic.com/sexy_babes/Carmella%20Decesare2.jpg


I'm just sayin ...

[BMF Bronco]

She is Freaking INSANE HOT .... I remember when T.O. made fun of him calling him gay and this chick and another model had just been cat fighting in a bar over him ..... All I'm saying is if they give you something that looks like her when you are gay , then i want to be gay like Garcia ...


http://www.extasic.com/sexy_babes/Carmella%20Decesare2.jpg


I'm just sayin ...

that is a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGEOUS PICTURE!:yayaya:

[TDmvp]

http://amansworldonline.com/wp-content/gallery/carmella-decesare/carmella-decesare.jpg http://amansworldonline.com/wp-content/gallery/carmella-decesare/carmella-decesare-3.jpg
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3065/carmelladecesaregk1.jpg


Yum ...

[Broncosfreak_56]

http://www.extasic.com/sexy_babes/Carmella%20Decesare.jpg


Ka-Boing!

[Beantown Bronco]

To be honest, I never knew there were that many pics of her out there....







where she has clothes on.

[TDmvp]

To be honest, I never knew there were that many pics of her out there....







where she has clothes on.

LOL yea i know it is hard to find her not naked LOL ....

[BroncoFanatic]

This thread can definately get me fired :wiggle:

[broncosteven]

How do you bookmark a thread? Just incase one would want to.

Not that I am a perve or anything...

[theAPAOps5]

Jesus this thread could get me fired too!

[Ratboy]

Holy ****! She is hot.

...and people say Garcia is gay? What about Terrell Owens who is never seen with a woman.

[2KBack]

Holy ****! She is hot.

...and people say Garcia is gay? What about Terrell Owens who is never seen with a woman.

TO has a kid, what proof do we have that Garcia has even touched his "wife."

[Florida_Bronco]

TO has a kid, what proof do we have that Garcia has even touched his "wife."

Garcia and his wife have a kid too.

[2KBack]

Garcia and his wife have a kid too.

I lose

[Florida_Bronco]

I lose

It could be worse...you could be Bobo. :giggle:

[kmonty]

Jesus this thread could get me fired too!

lol *raises hand* me too

[alkemical]

TO has a kid, what proof do we have that Garcia has even touched his "wife."

So does Michael Jackson, and Elton John was married before as well.

[400HZ]

Garcia and his wife have a kid too.

So does Clay Aiken.

[theAPAOps5]

Some dude just gave birth. Of course he was a she before. It was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on TV.

[Beantown Bronco]

It was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on TV.

After last year's Detroit game and 2nd Charger game, I'm fairly confident I won't be making that statement any time soon.

[Kaylore]

Some dude just gave birth. Of course he was a she before. It was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on TV.

"He" is a girl. Reducing your breasts and taking hormone pills doesn't make you a man.

[Beantown Bronco]

"He" is a girl. Reducing your breasts and taking hormone pills doesn't make you a man.

Just ask Bob.

[TheReverend]

"He" is a girl. Reducing your breasts and taking hormone pills doesn't make you a human.

Fixed.

[Kaylore]

Just ask Bob.

Whatever. Bob hasn't reduced his breasts.

[BroncoFanatic]

So does Michael Jackson, and Elton John was married before as well.

touche!

[broncosteven]

http://www.extasic.com/sexy_babes/Carmella%20Decesare2.jpg


I'm just sayin ...

Ok this thread needs to get back on track, No more tranny talk please...

[Eldorado]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/theepic/P-Zone/Celebs/Carmella%20Decesare/15.jpg

[Eldorado]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/918/28519135235wh8.jpg

[Eldorado]

better.

[Kaylore]

So no one has found that sound clip then? Shoot.

[broncofan2438]

Is that really his wife?

[Eldorado]

We were looking for a sound clip?

[Beej]

More threads like this pleez!

[Kaylore]

Von Plastic.

Well she's no Melissa Joan Hart, that's for sure.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080331/melissa_joan.jpg

I see what you mean, BB.:~ohyah!:

[BroncosinDC]

This thread can definately get me fired :wiggle:

Would a video help?

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bd8n1jtxNwk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bd8n1jtxNwk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[elsid13]

Really how do I get woman like that???

[Eldorado]

About $1500 an hour.

[FADERPROOF]

best thread ever!

Who's with me on a Ring of fame nomination?

[broncosteven]

Really how do I get woman like that???

Get a Crew cut, be a test pilot, become a flight director for NASA...

[broncosteven]

About $1500 an hour.

Wasn't that politican from NY get busted paying like $2500 a pop? Wasn't he at western union trying to get 70 grand to pay for high priced hookers or something?

[broncosteven]

Well she's no Melissa Joan Hart, that's for sure.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080331/melissa_joan.jpg

I see what you mean, BB.:~ohyah!:

was this taken before or after Spider "hit it"?

[Kaylore]

was this taken before or after Spider "hit it"?

Yes

[sixtimeseight]

Ok this thread needs to get back on track, No more tranny talk please...

wat

[SureShot]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2321/1554638688_03670efd0f.jpg

[broncosteven]

wat

kljahgdfgkhgasd?

[BMF Bronco]

gigitty!

[SureShot]

"Who has two thumbs and a smokin hot wife? This guy!"

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jeff-garcia-thumbs-up.jpg

[elsid13]

"Who has two thumbs and a smokin hot wife? This guy!"

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jeff-garcia-thumbs-up.jpg

He is so gay.

[broncosteven]

"Who has two thumbs and a smokin hot wife? This guy!"

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jeff-garcia-thumbs-up.jpg

What are the odds that Jeff and Bonnie Bernstein have both uttered the phrase: "Two Dicks! WOW!" ?