View Full Version : any other hypochondriacs?
tsiguy96
06-23-2008, 01:19 AM
i have it real bad..everytime i feel a little different or weird i look it up and see waht i have..
ZachKC
06-23-2008, 02:38 AM
Some people love not feeling well.
Some people wouldn't even know what to do with themselves if they weren't psychosomatically inventing some new illness for themselves each week.
CHANGSTER
06-23-2008, 03:01 AM
I think I may be a mild one, but I'm too lazy to do anything about a health concern, so its not a problem.
tsiguy96
06-23-2008, 03:06 AM
Some people love not feeling well.
Some people wouldn't even know what to do with themselves if they weren't psychosomatically inventing some new illness for themselves each week.
its more paranoia then it is fear of feeling well...
BroncoBuff
06-23-2008, 01:08 PM
I know a guy who's the OPPOSITE of a hypochondiac ... he said it would be "no big deal" if the Cutler stuff happened to him: Losing 35 pounds in four months with loss of appetite, serious losses of energy and strength, excessive urination and chronic lengthy sleeping during the middle of the day.
Hats off to "ain't no thang" Hogan11!
alkemical
06-23-2008, 01:14 PM
i have it real bad..everytime i feel a little different or weird i look it up and see waht i have..
First off - i have to give you credit for admitting something like this.
Secondly: Rub some dirt on it.
TDmvp
06-23-2008, 01:25 PM
i have admitted it here on the mane before ... it can be life altering if you let it ... and sometimes i let it .... But you will find that it never goes away and best thing I myself can do about it is just overpower it with thought ..... the slightest thing can set it in motion from a story on Tv , to being alone at the wrong times , to just thinking the wrong stuff ... but you can learn to deal with it ... and pin it ...
Everyone Dies ... and when i see people who I have been blessed so much more then them for no reason other then luck i just think hell i could fall over dead right now and i have live 33 years that no one would trade for 100 ****ty years ... kinda helps the whole hypo thing alot to know it could be so much worse then just a little inner fear ... it could be outer and inner pain that you yourself can do nothing to fight ....
BroncoBuff
06-23-2008, 01:27 PM
Some people love not feeling well.
http://oscarataglance.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/woody_allen.jpg
socalorado
06-23-2008, 01:32 PM
Not a hypo, but heres something that freaks me out about people. When i'm taking a dump in a publc restroom, and a guy comes in to the stall next to mine, drops trou, and just sits on the toliet. No "ass gasket", no toliet paper around the seat, nope, just sits down and lets it rip.
after working in a ER for a few years, and seeing the transmitted diseases ive seen, JEEZ! that freaks me out.
bombay
06-23-2008, 01:39 PM
I have a tummyache.
gunns
06-23-2008, 01:41 PM
As the manager of 70 employees you wouldn't believe the hypochondriacs I put up with. Have never been like that, do you guys like not feeling well? Or is it a matter of thinking you have every disease or new disease that comes along if you have one sympton?
The funny thing at my work, it's all the people aged 20-30 that are hypochondriacs. All the older people are always at work. My favorite was the one that called in with the "bird flu". We almost had to call the health dept until we found out the guy had eaten chicken and got the stomach flu.
theAPAOps5
06-23-2008, 01:51 PM
I used to be one but then I discovered Tussin.
alkemical
06-23-2008, 01:53 PM
As the manager of 70 employees you wouldn't believe the hypochondriacs I put up with. Have never been like that, do you guys like not feeling well? Or is it a matter of thinking you have every disease or new disease that comes along if you have one sympton?
The funny thing at my work, it's all the people aged 20-30 that are hypochondriacs. All the older people are always at work. My favorite was the one that called in with the "bird flu". We almost had to call the health dept until we found out the guy had eaten chicken and got the stomach flu.
Funny thing is, here where i'm at - it's the opposite. It's the 35+ crowd that misses most of the work.
broncosteven
06-23-2008, 02:00 PM
I have a low pain tolerance.
I don't think I have every disease I hear about or any of those things. It is just bad when I get something I am a real big wus.
socalorado
06-23-2008, 02:12 PM
Jay takes the tussin, so it must work!
http://www.diabeticproducts.com/images/product_slices/tussin.jpg
BroncoBuff
06-23-2008, 02:19 PM
That TUSSIN works some miracles!
http://www.scleroderma.org/images/newsimages/2007/RockChris.jpg
theAPAOps5
06-23-2008, 03:57 PM
If you are running low on Tussin just pour some water in it and shake. More Tussin!
TDmvp
06-23-2008, 04:03 PM
Tussin i think is code for weed .... and weed is great for hypo LOL ...
theAPAOps5
06-23-2008, 04:14 PM
No Tussin is code for Awesome.
Los Broncos
06-23-2008, 08:39 PM
Let that tussin soak in there.
TDmvp
06-24-2008, 02:58 AM
maybe i should soak some weed in the TUSSIN ...
and apply directly to the forehead ... apply directly to the forehead ... and one more .... apply directly to the forehead ...