Finally! Javon explains what happened in Vegas...

[Ugly Duck]

WALKER SPEAKS, MAKES NO SENSE

Posted by Mike Florio on June 17, 2008, 10:45 p.m. EDT

Raiders receiver Javon Walker has given an exclusive interview to TheDirty.com, a web site that gathered notoriety over the past few months for, among other things, the publication of photographs of NFL players in compromising positions.

Here’s Walker’s claim: “I was just back at my room and at about 5:30 in the morning, I got a knock at the door, I opened it and 3 guys with guns were there, they cracked me in the head a few times knocking me unconcious. They then robbed me of everything I had– my watch– money– everything! Somehow they got me to the car and dropped me off in the street. That’s what happened.”

Our reaction? Perhaps they need to check out Walker’s brain function a little more closely. Because whatever it was that cracked his orbital bone also might have functioned as the equivalent of a lobotomy.

Think about it. Three gun-wielding thugs walk through the lobby and, somehow knowing the number of Walker’s room, show up there, knock on the door, and pistol whip him when he opens it. Then, after ransacking the room, they drag his unconscious body out of the hotel without being detected and leave it in the street.

Also, and as our buddy Jason Whitlock has pointed out via e-mail since we initially posted this item, there are surveillance cameras everywhere in Vegas. So if Javon was staying at the swankiest hotel or at the Motel 6 at 707 Fremont Avenue, chances are that there’s footage somewhere of the marauding gang of thugs who accosted Walker at his room and dragged his unconscious body to their car. The likely absence of such video evidence will blow his story out of the water.

As we suggested during our Tuesday night visit with Todd Wright on Sporting News Radio, maybe the crooks put Brandon Marshall’s McDonald’s bag over Walker’s head so that Javon wouldn’t know where they were taking him.

If Walker’s story is true (and we’re certain that it isn’t), it’s surely not a random act. Robbers just want the loot — they feel no need to disrespect the victim if doing so enhances the possibility of being caught.

Given this lame-ass explanation, we’ve concluded that any and all jokes about the situation are fair game. And so we present Taco Bill’s Pic of the Day, crafted in honor of the Walker incident.


http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/walker-speaks-makes-no-sense/

[Rabb]

you have got to be kidding me

[Florida_Bronco]

Well, this should be interesting.

[broncofan2438]

Still don't buy it Javon.....you moron...likely story.....stay out of clubs idiot

[theAPAOps5]

Yeah I am going out on a limb and saying Javon cocked off to some dude who popped him. That is a very O.J. Simpson-esque story right there.

[Goobzilla]

Why would you open your door to 3 random dudes at 5:30 AM?

[broncofan2438]

Why would you open your door to 3 random dudes at 5:30 AM?

Thank you!

[DukeWoody]

This makes absolutely no sense what so ever...why would these thugs knock him out in his room, rob him and then proceed to take him to a car only to dump him a few blocks away...the next thing coming out of javons mouth will be an explanation of how he was still suffering from the concusion while being questioned about the first story..

[theAPAOps5]

He also is quoted as saying that he was only spraying the crystal because someone was smoldering on the dance floor and it was his civic duty.

[Ugly Duck]

Why would you open your door to 3 random dudes at 5:30 AM?

Because you know they are all on video? Those perps are so busted soon as the cops see that video.... that was totally stoopid of them.

[Sassy]

What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas ;D
Sorry...had to do it....

[broncofan2438]

Because you know they are all on video? Those perps are so busted soon as the cops see that video.... that was totally stoopid of them.

Or he is completely making that up because he got so hammered he can't remember

[wolf754life]

defend this punk you phony ass bastard!

[theAPAOps5]

Somehow I think wolf is referring to Shanny. Don't know why I get that feeling, just do.

[Paladin]

Javon probably got blasted by a cheap ho, and.....

You do the math.....

She meant it when she said: "Do you feel me?"

Can't wait for Jay Leno's take.....

[no-pseudo-fan]

Why would you open your door to 3 random dudes at 5:30 AM?

It matters what these random guys look like.

http://xtrvaluedvds.com/images/the-three-stooges-1.jpg

Who knows, it may lead to hijinx and hilarity. Just like this one has.

Might as well have added gypsies and dragons into the story. Javon, the truth will set you free. If you got rolled by a 125lb chinese trans-sexual, just come out with it. Or hire someone else to do a press release.

[theAPAOps5]

Rumor has it that Ashlei Lelei rolled his ass. I would make up another story too if that happend.

[PRBronco]

The story is clearly fake, there's little to no ebonics and/or broken english in Javon's quote.

[Natedogg]

LEAVE JAVON WALKER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/715/crocker1da8.jpg

[TDmvp]

I have been the O come one lets show some class and not bash Javonperignon "copyright Tdmvp 2008" ... But to say it without being a troll . He is a little odd ... taking into acount what he has seen i would think the last thing you do is open the door ....

[Kaylore]

I suspect he got wasted, was bumbling around and fell on his head because he was so hammered he couldn't move. Then some vagrant came by and stole his crap and walked away while he lay in pool of his own vomit.

[Needa Pass Rush]

lol .... okay, three dudes knock him unconcious yet he has details of being taken to, and being thrown out of, a car.

Hmmmmmmmmmm. My bull**** meter is pegged! Ha!

[chaz]

http://www.profootballtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/javonpatch.jpg

[loborugger]

Their picture is better than their story

Hilarious!

[watermock]

http://www.thedirty.com/?p=30808#FEATURE-MOST-RECENT

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[Taco John]

WALKER SPEAKS, MAKES NO SENSE

Posted by Mike Florio on June 17, 2008, 10:45 p.m. EDT

Raiders receiver Javon Walker has given an exclusive interview to TheDirty.com, a web site that gathered notoriety over the past few months for, among other things, the publication of photographs of NFL players in compromising positions.

Here’s Walker’s claim: “I was just back at my room and at about 5:30 in the morning, I got a knock at the door, I opened it and 3 guys with guns were there, they cracked me in the head a few times knocking me unconcious. They then robbed me of everything I had– my watch– money– everything! Somehow they got me to the car and dropped me off in the street. That’s what happened.”

Our reaction? Perhaps they need to check out Walker’s brain function a little more closely. Because whatever it was that cracked his orbital bone also might have functioned as the equivalent of a lobotomy.

Think about it. Three gun-wielding thugs walk through the lobby and, somehow knowing the number of Walker’s room, show up there, knock on the door, and pistol whip him when he opens it. Then, after ransacking the room, they drag his unconscious body out of the hotel without being detected and leave it in the street.

Also, and as our buddy Jason Whitlock has pointed out via e-mail since we initially posted this item, there are surveillance cameras everywhere in Vegas. So if Javon was staying at the swankiest hotel or at the Motel 6 at 707 Fremont Avenue, chances are that there’s footage somewhere of the marauding gang of thugs who accosted Walker at his room and dragged his unconscious body to their car. The likely absence of such video evidence will blow his story out of the water.

As we suggested during our Tuesday night visit with Todd Wright on Sporting News Radio, maybe the crooks put Brandon Marshall’s McDonald’s bag over Walker’s head so that Javon wouldn’t know where they were taking him.

If Walker’s story is true (and we’re certain that it isn’t), it’s surely not a random act. Robbers just want the loot — they feel no need to disrespect the victim if doing so enhances the possibility of being caught.

Given this lame-ass explanation, we’ve concluded that any and all jokes about the situation are fair game. And so we present Taco Bill’s Pic of the Day, crafted in honor of the Walker incident.


http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/walker-speaks-makes-no-sense/



I can't believe anybody is taking this Florio tripe seriously. I'm not sold on Walker's story either, but what the hell does Florio know about how robbers feel about disrespecting their victims? What a clown.

Two weeks ago a family friend got home and found their place ransacked. Up in their bedroom, they found a crowbar and a hammer dropped on the floor near the bed. The police say that the robber took the tools up there to "disable" them.

Florio is classless.

[nickademus]

I really approve of this pic it is priceless

[BroncoDoug]

Umm, why would he talk to that random, po dunk site?

I say that whole story is fake.

[watermock]

http://www.thedirty.com/?p=30808

[Ugly Duck]

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Strange site:

http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bay-breakers-1.jpg

[24champ]

Javon Walker is a very close friend of ours and we have been reticent about writing the story surrounding the robbery and assault that he was the victim of early Monday morning at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.

Bellagio Hotel and Casino has about 5 million cameras everywhere...maybe more. There's no way they won't have this on video if his story is true.

[theAPAOps5]

Oh well thedirty has shot down the story. Nothing to see here people move along! Any blog/media outlet that starts a story off with Javon is our good friend is clearly going to be biased.

Can't wait to see the subsequent stories.

[telluride]

I have been the O come one lets show some class and not bash Javonperignon "copyright Tdmvp 2008" ... But to say it without being a troll . He is a little odd ... taking into acount what he has seen i would think the last thing you do is open the door ....

TDmvp, you really need to have t-shirts made with Javonperignon. It's classic.

[watermock]

http://www.spike.com/video/2802070

land shark

[Punisher]

God bless him and… Broncos suck, go Raiders!


What the hell does that have to do what anything that website is ****ing dumb

[Los Broncos]

Hard to story to believe Javon, try again.

[colonelbeef]

the fact that he is blatantly lying about who punched and the circumstances surrounding the attack leads me to two obvious conclusions;

1.It was in fact Mayweather or one of his friends that punched him out after having invited him into their limo, he was acting like a dick in the club so they decided to pretend to be cool with him, and get him out of the club-where they then dropped him off on the curb and a random robbed him or

2.He got on the wrong side of a gangster, possibly attached to one of the strippers in the club with him, who then got him into a car under the auspices of a good time at a stripclub/ private residence, then beat/robbed/threatened him

Has mobster smack down written all over it, either his pride or health is at stake here. Otherwise, doesn't make any sense at all.

[BroncoDoug]

Why did he have so much cash on him? That is ridiculous....

[SureShot]

Why did he have so much cash on him? That is ridiculous....

It was only 3 large.

[BroncoBuff]

THAT'S the best story he could come up with?

[yerner]

is there any way we can get a javon walker thread/talk ban going? i just want this dude and anything about him to go away..

[Cito Pelon]

I don't think Javon is really suited to fast living.

[Killericon]

Almost as ridiculous as saying you slipped on a McDonald's bag and put your arm through a T.V....

[Taco John]

is there any way we can get a javon walker thread/talk ban going? i just want this dude and anything about him to go away..

Uh... That's not how message boards work.

[CBF1]

CBF1 approves of this thread :thumbsup:

[BroncoDoug]

It was only 3 large.


Well thats a lot to me, I could sell all my stuff and still not come up with 3 grand.

[broncocalijohn]

Somehow I think wolf is referring to Shanny. Don't know why I get that feeling, just do.


With him on ignore, I can guarantee you it was Shanny's fault.

[Pseudofool]

Part of me feels sorry for Javon; there's a serious disconnect between reality and how he sees the world and his place in it.

I still recall how sympathetic I was towards Javon after Dwill's horrible loss; a year later, so very much has changed in how I see the man. Too bad for Javon, such a tragedy didn't register at a moral and persceptive level.

[SpringStein]

Proverbs 18:6
"A fool's lips bring him strife, and his mouth invites a beating."

[ol number 7]

What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas ;D
Sorry...had to do it....

Well at least the police have something solid to go on. Your not getting your bling - bling back if you keep lying to the POE -LICE dude. Oh and Al and Lane; "I was up studying my play book when it all went down.":afro: He must be on the same dope as BOB

[stugotsII]

Still don't buy it Javon.....you moron...likely story.....stay out of clubs idiot

Yeah, a guy in his twenties with millions of dollars in going to stay out of clubs.

Not gonna happen.

[Beantown Bronco]

I suspect he got wasted, was bumbling around and fell on his head because he was so hammered he couldn't move. Then some vagrant came by and stole his crap and walked away while he lay in pool of his own vomit.

Sad part is, I would respect him 10x more if he just said this (even if it wasn't true) as opposed to telling the ridiculous story posted here.

[TheReverend]

Sad part is, I would respect him 10x more if he just said this (even if it wasn't true) as opposed to telling the ridiculous story posted here.

Sad part is, the only seemingly respectable about this human being is his ability to catch a football and not the 99.9% that composes the rest of him.

He even managed to turn the D-Will and Nash situation into about him by carrying that faggy little belt to "honor their memories" (bull****) and his mohawk haircut.

The Darrent Williams youth center... THAT is honoring their memories... wonder how much "best friend" Javon donated?

[Dr. Broncenstein]

How could someone drag out a 6'4" man out of the Wynn without being on security video? Shenannigans.

[bronco militia]

The Darrent Williams youth center... THAT is honoring their memories... wonder how much "best friend" Javon donated?

$30,000

[Dr. Broncenstein]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Oceans_Eleven01.jpg

Wanted for questioning

[TheReverend]

$30,000

Ahhh... so less than 1/3 of the value of jewelry he wears out to party and out of how many million guaranteed?

What a guy.

[BroncoFanatic]

$30,000

2 nights worth of champagne

[c_lazy_r]

2 nights worth of champagne



If I understand correctly...

2 ROUNDS worth of champagne.

[bronco militia]

ha ha ha

[crowebomber]

Maybe he had some of OJ's memorabilia.

I still think he got a hooker, she saw his $ and bling, pimp shows up to take the rest. Why would you make up the dragged-from-the-hotel story if you were just walking outside the Hard Rock and got mugged? I'm sure his story is going to be proven false very soon as police follow up by looking at security tapes at the Bellagio.

[bfoflcommish]

Why did he have so much cash on him? That is ridiculous....


$3000 is alot to me too, but in March I had hit about $2200 in my first 2 hours there hadn't even been to hotel yet, so If I can have over $3000 in vegas at 1 time i'm sure someone that rcvd a signing bonus well more than I can ever think of having earned in my lifetime can have more than $3000 and never think a second about it.

[LittleFloyd]

Maybe he had some of OJ's memorabilia.

I still think he got a hooker, she saw his $ and bling, pimp shows up to take the rest. Why would you make up the dragged-from-the-hotel story if you were just walking outside the Hard Rock and got mugged? I'm sure his story is going to be proven false very soon as police follow up by looking at security tapes at the Bellagio.


Wouldn't you respect a guy a lot more if he said the above vs. 3 unknown guys knocked on the door? But he is a dumas.

[Hotrod]

What an asshat.

[ElwayMD]

He must have misremembered...

[vancejohnson82]

wasnt he popping champagne somewhere at 6:30???


isn't anyone catching on to the time lapse here?

or is he leaving out the part about finding a time machine?

[bfoflcommish]

wasnt he popping champagne somewhere at 6:30???


isn't anyone catching on to the time lapse here?

or is he leaving out the part about finding a time machine?

I thought the timeline of the champagne was earlier..12:30 - 3:30???

[vancejohnson82]

According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal columnist Norm Clarke, Walker was seen Saturday night at Tryst at the Wynn spraying the crowd with some of the 15 bottles of Dom Perignon Rose champagne he ordered. Clarke also said Walker was at Body English at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino until 6:30 a.m. Monday and that his first round of champagne cost him $15,000.

So he left the Hard Rock at 6:30...and was found at 7:19 unconscious right around the block

[TheReverend]

According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal columnist Norm Clarke, Walker was seen Saturday night at Tryst at the Wynn spraying the crowd with some of the 15 bottles of Dom Perignon Rose champagne he ordered. Clarke also said Walker was at Body English at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino until 6:30 a.m. Monday and that his first round of champagne cost him $15,000.

So he left the Hard Rock at 6:30...and was found at 7:19 unconscious right around the block

Hmmm... but I thought he told the police bad men woke him up at his hotel at 5:30?!?

[vancejohnson82]

Rev,

Exactly.....so the only reason to lie is:

a) you fell down on your face and knocked yourself out.....and I've actually done that and had to go to the hospital to have my eye bled out after it swelled uncontrollably and the bone put back in place....not fun

b) you were picking up a whore and beaten by her posse or pimp

Either way...he's lying and trying to prevent the truth from coming out.

[DukeWoody]

He must have misremembered...

LOL :rofl:

[Dr. Broncenstein]

They are tearing up Walker on Sirius right now... "Sounds like he's taken a page out of the Marshall handbook in terms of storytelling."

[bowtown]

Rev,

Exactly.....so the only reason to lie is:

a) you fell down on your face and knocked yourself out.....and I've actually done that and had to go to the hospital to have my eye bled out after it swelled uncontrollably and the bone put back in place....not fun

b) you were picking up a whore and beaten by her posse or pimp

Either way...he's lying and trying to prevent the truth from coming out.

I'd bet this $30,000 I just came into that it's b, or my name isn't Velvet Jones.

[Flex Gunmetal]

He was out looking for hookers and ****ed with the wrong people in the wrong neighborhood. Or floyd beat him down and dropped him somewhere.
Or something...

[DukeWoody]

They are tearing up Walker on Sirius right now... "Sounds like he's taken a page out of the Marshall handbook in terms of storytelling."

What exactly about Marshalls two part story isn't the truth hmmm???

[loborugger]

He must have misremembered...

Dude, I have it on good authority that he departed the Hard Rock under a hail of gunfire and had to run for his life.

[BroncoBuff]

I still recall how sympathetic I was towards Javon after Dwill's horrible loss; a year later, so very much has changed in how I see the man. Too bad for Javon, such a tragedy didn't register at a moral and persceptive level.
I am loathe to judge another man, but failing to attend the funeral was inexcusable in my book.

[DenverBroncosJM]

The story is so BS it isnt even funny. Im guessing he was in a suite or penthouse, you have to get past security first then you need to use your card (Room Key) on the elevator. Im not saying it couldnt happen just very very unlikely.

Also how to drag someone through the Bellagio and not get caught lol

[Dr. Broncenstein]

I am loathe to judge another man, but failing to attend the funeral was inexcusable in my book.

Honestly I didn't have a problem with that. I can only imagine he was (and probably still is) dealing with a serious case of PTSD. Try to imagine his last memories of D-Will as he died in Javon's arms from a neck wound. That had to be extremely graphic and terrifying.

[DenverBroncosJM]

He was out looking for hookers and ****ed with the wrong people in the wrong neighborhood. Or floyd beat him down and dropped him somewhere.
Or something...

Trust me if he was at the Hard Rock he wouldnt have to leave the hotel to look for hookers.

[TheReverend]

Honestly I didn't have a problem with that. I can only imagine he was (and probably still is) dealing with a serious case of PTSD. Try to imagine his last memories of D-Will as he died in Javon's arms from a neck wound. That had to be extremely graphic and terrifying.

Yet it's something people deal with everyday, and generally deal with at least a modicum of class. Not HBO specials where you make it all about you.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Yet it's something people deal with everyday, and generally deal with at least a modicum of class. Not HBO specials where you make it all about you.

I was talking about his absence at the funeral. I had no problem with that. Everything else since has been anywhere from questionable to outright douchebaggery.

[crowebomber]

Trust me if he was at the Hard Rock he wouldnt have to leave the hotel to look for hookers.

Good point. Walk around the bar right in the middle of the casino and there are always a few working it.

[TheReverend]

I was talking about his absence at the funeral. I had no problem with that. Everything else since has been anywhere from questionable to outright douchebaggery.

I agree... but I can't remember anyone suffering from PTSD missing the funeral of their comrades. It doesn't quite work like that. Anxiety, irritability, violent mood swings, sometimes even a lack of hygeine, but showing that final respect for someone you supposedly care about... Buff is very right, it's inexcusable.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

I agree... but I can't remember anyone suffering from PTSD missing the funeral of their comrades. It doesn't quite work like that. Anxiety, irritability, violent mood swings, sometimes even a lack of hygeine, but showing that final respect for someone you supposedly care about... Buff is very right, it's inexcusable.

I can relate having personally delt with PTSD myself. About 8 years ago I hit a 3 y/o kid who ran out in front of me with my truck. I was not at fault, nothing I could have done. I couldn't get that visual out of my head for weeks... couldn't drive down that street... couldn't sleep. Getting in the truck, seeing small kids, etc immediately brought back the memory like it just happened all over again. I can only imagine that Javon wanted as far away from that memory as possible... and I understand that decision... for what its worth.

[fdf]

Umm, why would he talk to that random, po dunk site?

I say that whole story is fake.

I agree. Even Walker isn't that stupid.

[colonelbeef]

Trust me if he was at the Hard Rock he wouldnt have to leave the hotel to look for hookers.

exactly. He was lured into a limo with prospects of women and/or drugs, by people posing as 'friends'

Mayweather/gangster involved with one of the clubs didn't like something he said and knocked him the hell out, somebody passing by took his ****. End story.

[TheReverend]

I can relate having personally delt with PTSD myself. About 8 years ago I hit a 3 y/o kid who ran out in front of me with my truck. I was not at fault, nothing I could have done. I couldn't get that visual out of my head for weeks... couldn't drive down that street... couldn't sleep. Getting in the truck, seeing small kids, etc immediately brought back the memory like it just happened all over again. I can only imagine that Javon wanted as far away from that memory as possible... and I understand that decision... for what its worth.

Well I can say that I have vast experience with PTSD from myself to all the guys that served with and under me.

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Pulling some blatantly disrespectful bull**** like that was never, EVER acceptable or wanted by anyone involved. Javon would be much better off with a vagina between his legs.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Well I can say that I have vast experience with PTSD from myself to all the guys that served with and under me.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2549/vacompis2.png (http://imageshack.us)
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Pulling some blatantly disrespectful bull**** like that was never, EVER acceptable or wanted by anyone involved. Javon would be much better off with a vagina between his legs.

So you honestly think that Javon was dealing with a full set of cards three days after watching his friend exanguinate through his neck? I don't think he was being disrespectful at all. I think he wanted as far away from that memory as possible... which you should know is one of the most prevalent behaviors exhibited with PTSD.

[BroncoBuff]

It's funny you guys talk about PTSD ... I opined that he was suffering PTSD two months after the incident, and was ATTACKED by Rascal, and to a lesser extent SureShot: http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1525252

I guess SOME people have narrow minds that refuse to open until AFTER a player leaves the Broncos :~ohyah!:


You know, some of those old posters who left this site turned out to be real d!cks... Rascal for one, and Mile High Shack another, I'm gonna start a thread about that.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

The diagnostic criteria for PTSD, per the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders IV may be summarized as:

A. Exposure to a traumatic event

B. Persistent reexperience (e.g. flashbacks, nightmares)

C. Persistent avoidance of stimuli associated with the trauma (e.g. inability to talk about things even related to the experience. Avoidance of things and discussions that trigger flashbacks and reexperiencing symptoms. Fear of losing control and harming another person.)

D. Persistent symptoms of increased arousal (e.g. difficulty falling or staying asleep, anger and hypervigilance )

E. Duration of symptoms more than 1 month

F. Significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning (e.g. problems with work and relationships.)

Now the only thing not exhibited by Javon in this situation was the persistance of symptoms x 1 month... although it would be reasonable to assume that he was still having every symptom a month later. Certainly, he fits the bill based on all accounts. Cut the guy some slack for skipping the funeral.

[TheReverend]

So you honestly think that Javon was dealing with a full set of cards three days after watching his friend exanguinate through his neck? I don't think he was being disrespectful at all. I think he wanted as far away from that memory as possible... which you should know is one of the most prevalent behaviors exhibited with PTSD.

If he can't deal with a ****ing funeral for a "close friend" because of his own selfish issues then by no means should ever refer to himself as a man again. He should have been branded with a huge "V" for vagina on his forehead, for pussy **** like that, in all honesty.

And yes, we deal with our dead immediately, and we do it ourselves, by hand.

[TheReverend]

It's funny you guys talk about PTSD ... I opined that he was suffering PTSD two months after the incident, and was ATTACKED by Rascal, and to a lesser extent SureShot: http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1525252

I guess SOME people have narrow minds that refuse to open until AFTER a player leaves the Broncos :~ohyah!:


You know, some of those old posters who left this site turned out to be real d!cks... Rascal for one, and Mile High Shack another, I'm gonna start a thread about that.

If he has PTSD symptons it sure is odd to see him popping champagne bottles and spraying down crowds recreationally...

[Dr. Broncenstein]

If he can't deal with a ****ing funeral for a "close friend" because of his own selfish issues then by no means should ever refer to himself as a man again. He should have been branded with a huge "V" for vagina on his forehead, for p***Y **** like that, in all honesty.

And yes, we deal with our dead immediately, and we do it ourselves, by hand.

I won't argue with you about his innate shelfishness. This was well established before he ever came to Denver. I just don't have a problem with him trying to get away from the funeral. He was incapable of coping... incapable of truly rational thought.

[TheReverend]

I won't argue with you about his innate shelfishness. This was well established before he ever came to Denver. I just don't have a problem with him trying to get away from the funeral. He was incapable of coping... incapable of truly rational thought.

Doubtful. He was incapable of caring about someone not named "Javon". I'll bet if they handed out cash prizes at the door of the funeral he would've been there in a heartbeat.

[Kaylore]

If he can't deal with a ****ing funeral for a "close friend" because of his own selfish issues then by no means should ever refer to himself as a man again. He should have been branded with a huge "V" for vagina on his forehead, for p***Y **** like that, in all honesty.
I think that's harsh. I'm not going to judge someone who's had a friend murdered in their arms, awash in his blood. People are different and each person deals with grief in his or her own way. Just because your comrades were able to attend funerals of their friends doesn't mean that Walker's behavior inexcusable. People deal with grief in their own way on their own terms. I don't want to even imagine what he was going through.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

I think that's harsh. I'm not going to judge someone who's had a friend murdered in their arms, awash in his blood. People are different and each person deals with grief in his or her own way. Just because your comrades were able to attend funerals of their friends doesn't mean that Walker's behavior inexcusable. People deal with grief in their own way on their own terms. I don't want to even imagine what he was going through.

Expect no mercy when judged by the enet toughguy brigade.

[BroncoBuff]

If he has PTSD symptons it sure is odd to see him popping champagne bottles and spraying down crowds recreationally...
That behavior is not inconsistent with the symptoms. Read that list of DSM symptoms Doc posted ... partying hard is not behavior that precludes the diagnosis.

[TheReverend]

I think that's harsh. I'm not going to judge someone who's had a friend murdered in their arms, awash in his blood. People are different and each person deals with grief in his or her own way. Just because your comrades were able to attend funerals of their friends doesn't mean that Walker's behavior inexcusable. People deal with grief in their own way on their own terms. I don't want to even imagine what he was going through.

What he was going through was feeling guilty that he's the one that lived instead of Darrent. And instead of showing up to pay respects, he **** on his memory, and certainly on more than one occasion.

[c_lazy_r]

I can relate having personally delt with PTSD myself. About 8 years ago I hit a 3 y/o kid who ran out in front of me with my truck. I was not at fault, nothing I could have done. I couldn't get that visual out of my head for weeks... couldn't drive down that street... couldn't sleep. Getting in the truck, seeing small kids, etc immediately brought back the memory like it just happened all over again. I can only imagine that Javon wanted as far away from that memory as possible... and I understand that decision... for what its worth.

Did the child die?

[TheReverend]

Expect no mercy when judged by the enet toughguy brigade.

Says the guy who accidentally ran over a girl but condemns Marshall for accidentally cutting his arm.

Dr Hypocrisy to the rescue!

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Did the child die?

Eventually.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Says the guy who accidentally ran over a girl but condemns Marshall for accidentally cutting his arm.

Dr Hypocrisy to the rescue!

Oh yeah... I'm supposed to believe a revised story because Brandon said so. Marshall is unquestionable... Walker is a pussy woman. Got it, enet toughguy.

[TheReverend]

Oh yeah... I'm supposed to believe a revised story because Brandon said so. Marshall is unquestionable... Walker is a p***Y woman. Got it, enet toughguy.

Right and he'll never catch a ball again, right fake enet Doctor so you can try and get echicks?

...So what do you think happened with Brandon? knife fight? running a drug cartel? escaping a police bust from a huge prostitution ring? or maybe he was running a terrorist cell?

[That One Guy]

Come on... the guy loses someone in his arms in the party scene and is able to be partying in Vegas within a few weeks if I remember correctly... yet everyone wants to excuse his actions for PTSD? I don't doubt the situation had a very deep impact on the guy but he's had quite a while to deal with it and if he insists on dealing with it in a self-destructive manor (if this is all linked to that night) then he needs to be a man and get help.

If his relief were drinking and he kept getting DUIs... that'd be inexcusable. What happens if rather than cave his face in, someone decided to start shooting a-la Pacman Jones in Vegas? This guy is having a lot of excuses thrown his way and he needs to either deal with his issues or get help... until then, these decisions are his and he can't go on forever hiding behind a shield of PTSD. Until he can man up and deal with the situation, he got what he deserved and I'm just thankful no innocent bystanders got hurt this time.

[TheReverend]

Come on... the guy loses someone in his arms in the party scene and is able to be partying in Vegas within a few weeks if I remember correctly... yet everyone wants to excuse his actions for PTSD? I don't doubt the situation had a very deep impact on the guy but he's had quite a while to deal with it and if he insists on dealing with it in a self-destructive manor (if this is all linked to that night) then he needs to be a man and get help.

If his relief were drinking and he kept getting DUIs... that'd be inexcusable. What happens if rather than cave his face in, someone decided to start shooting a-la Pacman Jones in Vegas? This guy is having a lot of excuses thrown his way and he needs to either deal with his issues or get help... until then, these decisions are his and he can't go on forever hiding behind a shield of PTSD. Until he can man up and deal with the situation, he got what he deserved and I'm just thankful no innocent bystanders got hurt this time.


Exactly. And not giving a couple hours to do whats right by attending the funeral is unforgivable. There's plenty of other military guys on this site, find one of them who has had friends die in front of them, and ask if they'd even CONSIDER for a heartbeat no-showing at the departed's funeral. Nothing tough about it, it's just sub-human to not do it.

[broncofan7]

From the ESPN article in the comment section..thought this was kinda funny:

Las Vegas, NV - Star Jones was recently seen picking up one Javon Walker from as Las Vegas hospital. When asked for comment Ms. Jones had this to say:
Reporter: Ms. Jones, are you a friend of Mr. Walker?
Ms. Jones: We met last night and I put him here.
Reporter: You mean to say you brought him to the hospital, I thought the police found him...
Ms. Jones: No, I whooped him.
Reporter: You're admitting to the crime! Why did you do this?
Ms. Jones: Honey, I am a cougar on the prowl. I was out making the rounds and boom, champagne is all over me. I just had to see who got me so wet.
Reporter: Rumor has it that it could have been either Floyd Mayweather or Mr. Walker that got you all wet. Why choose Mr. Walker? He has far less money.
Ms. Jones: As you know I like a man that doesn't do much. Mr. Walker has business savvy, he signs big contracts then doesn't work. I like that in a man.
Reporter: Sounds like a match made in heaven, why the beat down?
Ms. Jones: Mr. Walker asked me to have breakfast with him, but he didn't want to take a cab.
Reporter: So you beat him?
Ms. Jones: Heck no, I was hungry. I beat him because he wanted IHOP but I wanted Denny's. I mean, how you spray 15K worth of champagne and then take me to IHOP, I'm better than that.
Reporter: I see your point, so then you beat him down.
Ms Jones: Absolutely, and then I took all his posessions and ate big!

[Popps]

Right and he'll never catch a ball again, right fake enet Doctor so you can try and get echicks?

...So what do you think happened with Brandon? knife fight? running a drug cartel? escaping a police bust from a huge prostitution ring? or maybe he was running a terrorist cell?

Honestly, dude. You believe the story?

Straight-up, no theatrics. You seriously believe that story?

[Kaylore]

IHOP > Denny's

[TheReverend]

Honestly, dude. You believe the story?

Straight-up, no theatrics. You seriously believe that story?

The McDonalds story? Not particularly. The rough-housing with family story? Absolutely. Either way it's an accident.

[Popps]

IHOP > Denny's

I have to agree with this.

[Popps]

The McDonalds story? Not particularly. The rough-housing with family story? Absolutely. Either way it's an accident.

Okee doke.

[GSRelyea]

Check Out This Javon Rumor Rumors abound: Floyd Mayweather a suspect?
By Rob Calonge | June 17th, 2008

When a big story hits, rumors begin to flow. Here at TFDS, we are normally picking through the rumors of the mainstream press in order to find corroboration to an Oakland Raiders story. While doing this, I stumbled upon a site that I’m not familiar with, spouting a rumor that is almost too good to pass up.

The Blog is called ‘Buzzer Beater‘ and the writer is Mike Seely. In his Blog, he claims to have a friend that is a co-worker with Javon Walker’s best friend. This best friend was reportedly with Walker in Vegas on the night/morning of the assault. The following is a direct quote from this Blog, so take from it what you will:

“Evidently, Walker was at a club drinking and a well-known boxer (Update: Spy On Vegas’ party roundup puts Floyd Mayweather at the scene, so yeah, that’s who our tipster’s talking about here) was at another table. Walker ordered 5 bottles of Vodka, so the boxer orders 10 bottles of vodka trying to one-up him. Walker then orders another 5 bottles for his entourage. Evidently, both groups were pretty hammered and words were exchanged. When Walker leaves to go back to their hotel, they are followed by some chick. Walker jumps out of the cab at the traffic light and gets in with the chick following behind. That was the last they saw of Walker. Evidently, another vehicle was following behind the chick and ran the chick off the road and beat the heck out of Walker. Reports haven’t been released that the boxer was involved, so we’ll see what transpires. As you know, the boxer lives in Vegas and it’s his town. His thugs probably beat the heck out of [Walker] and stole his watch and wallet, making it look like a robbery. They left him in some alley. They say Walker may never play again as his face sustained multiple fractures.“

Now, I’m not going to read too much into this story. Like any story that you may hear from your friends when alcohol is involved, the real picture gets cluttered. If, however, this story turns out to be more ‘truth’ than ‘rumor’ then it would be fair to say that Walker has made a very awful mistake in judgment.

http://mvn.com/nfl-raiders/2008/06/1...her-a-suspect/

[Paladin]

Bogus BS. He was found "around the corner" down an alley. Maybe we should wait for teh police report. Since Javon doesn't have a PR guy - Where is his agent here? - then the report should come out unfettered......

[ICON]

He was in one of Vegas' best hotel/casinos, in a secure suite, three armed men made it past security up to the suite area, knocked on his door at 5:00 AM, he opened the door without looking through the peephole at 5:00 AM, was knocked out, robbed, and carried unconscious through the hotel, the casino, past security, outside into the street and dumped? Yeah, ok Javon. Try making it to any suite access point in the Bellagio if you're not supposed to be there, it's not going to happen. Las Vegas is a lot of things, and heavily secured is one of them. Those casinos have cameras and security personnel everywhere. If he was dragged out of the hotel it'll be on tape somewhere. It's not. I really hope the truth comes out because I'm tired of ridiculous excuses from athletes, celebrities, politicians, etc.:thumbsup:

[BroncoFanatic]

http://mvn.com/nfl-raiders/2008/06/1...her-a-suspect/

Either your link is broken or the lawyers got to this guy. Or maybe Meriweather

[DukeWoody]

The McDonalds story? Not particularly. The rough-housing with family story? Absolutely. Either way it's an accident.

You know what puzzles me the most about the doubters?, there isn't one shred of evidence to say it was anything other then an accident...I mean no criminal police reports, no rumors on the net (like what we're seeing with walker) no anything...other then suspicions for their own various reasons and or dislike for the guy...i don't understand why this accident is so hard to comprehend?...he was on vacation with his family for Gods sake, which is very well documented..

I went through a similar accident while rough housing with my brother 16 years ago...only he fell through a glass coffey table after he lost his ballance, stepped one foot back and slipped on a blastic grocery bag while i was pushing on him...his back was cut in several areas and was a mess, but he healed up alright in time and lesson learned...

Strange accidents happen all the time...key it up on google, there will be a list a mile long...getting hurt while rough housing with family isn't an uncommon accident in my book..

Marshall is guilty of a few things IMO like; speaking before he thinks, bad judgement at times and acting immature at others, along with his D.U.I., which is his biggest mistake to date, but IMO those are the only things there are..

The young man is learning his lessons in life and maturing before our very eyes, he's working hard to overcome his mistakes and put them in the past...I suggest we as fans try and do the same...

[Blueflame]

Re: Javon going to Vegas instead of to Darrent's funeral...

One thing I've learned in life is that the family will notice and remember your absence... forever.... if you blow off a wedding or a funeral.

[c_lazy_r]

Eventually.


That does suck.

[brother love]

Why would you open your door to 3 random dudes at 5:30 AM?

They weren't Random. It was Mike Shannahan, Pat Bowlen, and Jay Cutler.
They thought they would return the favor because he stole from us all last season.

[watermock]

http://mvn.com/nfl-raiders/2008/06/17/rumors-abound-floyd-mayweather-a-suspect/

[TheReverend]

Re: Javon going to Vegas instead of to Darrent's funeral...

One thing I've learned in life is that the family will notice and remember your absence... forever.... if you blow off a wedding or a funeral.

And with good reason!

I can't say I've ever met someone who wanted to go to a funeral (except Hotrod to cruise for chicks and BMF lookin for dudes), because they're horribly morbid occasions. But you go because it's the human thing to do to pay your last respects.

[Blueflame]

And with good reason!

I can't say I've ever met someone who wanted to go to a funeral (except Hotrod to cruise for chicks and BMF lookin for dudes), because they're horribly morbid occasions. But you go because it's the human thing to do to pay your last respects.

Yeah... and while there could be some validity to excusing Javon's absence from Darrent's funeral due to PTSD, it's probably a safe bet that his absence was noticed by... and a source of additional hurt to... Darrent's family. IMO, he should have been there. For them.

[c_lazy_r]

They weren't Random. It was Mike Shannahan, Pat Bowlen, and Jay Cutler.
They thought they would return the favor because he stole from us all last season.


LOL

Funny **** there!!

[Hotrod]

And with good reason!

I can't say I've ever met someone who wanted to go to a funeral (except Hotrod to cruise for chicks and BMF lookin for dudes), because they're horribly morbid occasions. But you go because it's the human thing to do to pay your last respects.

Now just hold the **** on here Ha!

The weight watchers clinic is as low as I'll go.

[TheReverend]

Yeah... and while there could be some validity to excusing Javon's absence from Darrent's funeral due to PTSD, it's probably a safe bet that his absence was noticed by... and a source of additional hurt to... Darrent's family. IMO, he should have been there. For them.

I still disagree. I've known hundreds of (and am) people that experience the disease, show up to dozens of the funerals for the "stressor". Especially when it's shortly after the cause of the accident, you can't escape the "stressor" anyway, and it's easily mistaken for early signs of grief... so it's no excuse either way.

Also, I would like to apologize for calling Walker a woman earlier. That's an insult to women world-wide.

Maybe someone can supply with me an adjective for this steaming pile of dogsit?

[That One Guy]

I've never been at the funeral of a fallen buddy but we did do ceremonies loading the flag draped coffin on the planes... wouldn't say I enjoyed it by any means but I'd never miss one. People deal with their problems differently but I think it takes a lot of... something... to refuse to go to a funeral in this scenario.

As for the hotel thing, I definitely believe this site has connections to Javon (they're more established than to be simply making up stuff) but this one will be easily proven one way or the other. It'll be on video and if Javon did in fact tell these people the story, he most likely told some authorities as well. Unfortunately for him, you can't be Javon Walker partying like he was and not have witnesses that place him somewhere other than the hotel room if he wasn't there. I sure hope he didn't actually play the "that's my story and I'm stickin' to it" line with the hotel abduction scheme because he's really gonna suffer a PR fallout when it's proven bogus.

I know this is going to sound terrible... but I hope his career is over. He's been spoiled so bad that he's spraying a crowd with more money than I can afford on a new car and not thinking twice about it. I hope Al Davis goes after his signing bonus the way they went after Kellen Winslow's (after the motorcycle accident) and Javon ends up enjoying the $40,000 a year lifestyle that many of us get to enjoy. If these people want to throw away opportunities, let them. They'll regret it later.

[bronco militia]

http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/denver/drew/DREW0618.gif

[TheReverend]

Raiders' Walker released from hospital after Vegas mugging

Javon Walker was "quickly recovering" following hospitalization for a concussion and facial injuries after a Las Vegas robbery.
Walker was released from a hospital, and his agent released a statement Wednesday in which the 29-year-old Walker thanked those who offered prayers and support.
Walker was found unconscious early Monday on a street near the Las Vegas Strip after a night of partying during which he was photographed spraying a nightclub crowd with champagne.
Agent Kennard McGuire said Walker was "recovering in a private environment." An aide to McGuire, of MS World in Richmond, Texas, declined to say where Walker was staying.
"Javon looks forward to getting back to his family and teammates," the statement said, "and is looking forward to the start of the upcoming season."
Police Lt. Clinton Nichols said a large amount of cash and some jewelry were taken from Walker.
Nichols said Tuesday that detectives planned to interview Walker before his release from the hospital about his activities in the hours before he was robbed. Nichols did not immediately return messages left Wednesday.
A Raiders spokesman said the team was in the process of gathering information and had no further comment.
Walker signed a six-year, $55 million deal with the Raiders after being released by the Denver Broncos in February.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/nfl/06/18/walker.statement.ap/index.html

[Blueflame]

I still disagree. I've known hundreds of (and am) people that experience the disease, show up to dozens of the funerals for the "stressor". Especially when it's shortly after the cause of the accident, you can't escape the "stressor" anyway, and it's easily mistaken for early signs of grief... so it's no excuse either way.

Also, I would like to apologize for calling Walker a woman earlier. That's an insult to women world-wide.

Maybe someone can supply with me an adjective for this steaming pile of dogsit?

It's cool that you disagree... each person deals with loss differently. My viewpoint, though, is that if there was the slightest chance that his presence at the funeral could even possibly have provided an iota of comfort to Darrent's mother, then he should have taken that into account and been there. The fact that he chose to party in Vegas instead doesn't reflect well on his character. If he was going to blow off the funeral, he should have kept a lower profile, don't you think?

An appropriate term for describing Javon is "self-absorbed egotist".

[Paladin]

....An appropriate term for describing Javon is "self-absorbed egotist".


You are too kind.....

[Blueflame]

You are too kind.....

LOL Probably.

[TheReverend]

It's cool that you disagree... each person deals with loss differently. My viewpoint, though, is that if there was the slightest chance that his presence at the funeral could even possibly have provided an iota of comfort to Darrent's mother, then he should have taken that into account and been there. The fact that he chose to party in Vegas instead doesn't reflect well on his character. If he was going to blow off the funeral, he should have kept a lower profile, don't you think?

An appropriate term for describing Javon is "self-absorbed egotist".

That's just it though... if it was a real friend, he would've been there. Instead, there was no loss to him. Instead, he was only glad he was still alive and celebrated in Vegas, while the people that actually cared about Darrent honored his memory. You didn't see his real friends and family doing HBO specials, mohawk haircuts, or championship belts, because those were all about Javon, and nothing about Darrent or Damien.

[Blueflame]

That's just it though... if it was a real friend, he would've been there. Instead, there was no loss to him. Instead, he was only glad he was still alive and celebrated in Vegas, while the people that actually cared about Darrent honored his memory. You didn't see his real friends and family doing HBO specials, mohawk haircuts, or championship belts, because those were all about Javon, and nothing about Darrent or Damien.

Looking at all of Javon's actions since Darrent's death, it's difficult not to conclude that Javon has used the tragedy as a self-promotion tool.

[bowtown]

Looking at all of Javon's actions since Darrent's death, it's difficult not to conclude that Javon has used the tragedy as a self-promotion tool.

Really? How so? I'm certainly no great fan of Javon "Needs A" Walker, but what instances has he used DWill's death to promote himself. If anything I feel like he's been very quiet about it, and hasn't ever used it as an excuse for his situation, but maybe I missed something?

[Blueflame]

Really? How so? I'm certainly no great fan of Javon "Needs A" Walker, but what instances has he used DWill's death to promote himself. If anything I feel like he's been very quiet about it, and hasn't ever used it as an excuse for his situation, but maybe I missed something?

From The Rev's post right above mine:

"You didn't see his real friends and family doing HBO specials, mohawk haircuts, or championship belts, because those were all about Javon, and nothing about Darrent or Damien."

[bowtown]

From The Rev's post right above mine:

"You didn't see his real friends and family doing HBO specials, mohawk haircuts, or championship belts, because those were all about Javon, and nothing about Darrent or Damien."

Oh, gotcha.

[c_lazy_r]

Raiders expect Walker back for training camp

ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) - The Oakland Raiders expect new receiver Javon Walker to be ready for training camp when he recovers from injuries incurred during a robbery in Las Vegas last weekend.

Raiders coach Lane Kiffin finally spoke to Walker by phone on Wednesday morning, more than two days after Walker was discovered unconscious and beaten on a back street near the Las Vegas Strip following a night of partying. Walker was released from a hospital after treatment for a concussion and facial injuries.

"The info that I have is he's going to be fine," Kiffin said. "Training camp won't be an issue. ... But until our guys look at him, I don't want to say (the extent of Walker's injuries)."
Kiffin said Walker was scheduled to fly to Oakland on Wednesday evening in time to attend the final session of the Raiders' organized team activities on Thursday, though he obviously won't suit up with quarterback JaMarcus Russell and his new teammates. Oakland opens training camp July 25 in Napa.
"We are aware that Javon Walker was the victim of a robbery," Raiders spokesman Mike Taylor said in a statement. "We have been told that he will make a full recovery in the near future and resume his preparation for the 2008 NFL season." A Las Vegas police spokesman said a large amount of cash and expensive jewelry were taken from Walker, who was photographed earlier in the fateful evening spraying a nightclub crowd with champagne. His agent, Kennard McGuire, said Walker was "recovering in a private environment" on Wednesday.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8259838?MSNHPHMA





Must not be hurt too bad.

[bowtown]

I didn't see this posted on any of the Javon threads. Funny stuff:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/06/ksks-fake-interview-with-javon-walker.html

KSK’s Fake Interview With Javon Walker

None of us at KSK are close personal friends with NFL players like the guys over at The Dirty, so we haven’t had the opportunity to speak directly to Javon Walker regarding his rather dubious story.

Until now!

Javon is out of the hospital and we’ve managed to secure the definitive interview.

KSK: Hey Javon, thanks for taking the time to answer some of our lingering questions.

JW: No problem, I just want to clear the air and get back to football.

KSK: So first off, where were you on at 5:30 Monday morning, and exactly what was it you were doing.

JW: See, I wasn’t out at the club like that pirate dude been sayin’, I was in my hotel room at Bellagio. I was sittin’ there doin’ my thing. You know, sippin’ some Earl Grey and goin’ over my new playbook with Squawk Box on in the background. I can’t start my day without a lil’ Becky Quick.

KSK: So what happened next.

JW: Well I hear this knock at my door, and I hear some voice sayin’ they got my room service. Now I know that’s some bull****, because Consuela brought up my tea and a fresh melon a half hour before.

KSK: Honeydew or cantaloupe?

JW: Oh it’s gotta be honeydew. That’s the money melon.

KSK: Excellent, please continue.

JW: So I figure I’m dealin’ with some jokesters or some such nonsense and I tell ‘em I didn’t order ****. Then a couple minutes later there’s another knock and some guy out in the hall is sayin’ how he’s locked out of his room and he needs to call his girl to come meet up with him, cause she’s got the other key. I get up to take a look out the peephole and see these three shady lookin’ fools outside the door.

KSK: And you opened it?

JW: Not right away. First off I told him to take his ass down to the reception desk to get a new key, or at least call his woman from the lobby phone. But he says they ain’t helpin’ him out down there cause them’s some racist assholes. Well that’s some **** I can understand, so I tell this guy that he can come on in to use the phone, but his boys gotta stay out in the hall ’cause they was strapped.

KSK: But those armed men didn’t stay in the hallway as you insisted?

JW: No, they did not. I mean, what kind of world are we living in where people can just lie like that, flat out. I can’t stand these ****in’ liars, man.

KSK: Yeah, lying is pretty weak. So what happened after you opened the door?

JW: Those lyin’ ****ers came through and cracked me in the head with one of them guns. Next thing I know I’m on the ground takin’ a beatin’ and I’m just tryin’ to protect my playbook. You know, I’m thinkin’ maybe these guys were sent by the Broncos or some ****.

KSK: So you weren’t involved in any sort of altercation with these men at the club the previous night?

JW: Nah man, we were just enjoying a slam poetry performance when a candle tipped over and started a fire. I happened to be celebrating Tiger’s eagle on 18 with some friends, so I took our champagne and doused the blaze before anyone could get hurt. I was like, a hero and ****.

KSK: Wow, what an incredible story!

JW: Right?

KSK: So getting back to the assault, what happened after you were knocked to the floor?

JW: Well I started swallowing pages of the playbook so that Mike Shanahan and his goons could never get their hands on it.

KSK: And what made you think that these men were sent by your former coach?

JW: I’ll answer your question with another question: Who else could possibly want to harm Javon Walker?

KSK: …

JW: Exactly! So I’m chewin’ up some hot routes and these guys are pawin’ at my wristwatch, but I figured they were after the book, so I resisted. Just then I feel a crack on the back of my head, and everything goes black.

KSK: That’s incredible.

JW: Yup. So I’m layin’ there unconscious and they hoist me up and start walkin’ me out into the hallway.

KSK: Hang on a second. How did you know they were carrying you down the hallway if you were unconscious?

JW: Because when I’m unconscious all my other senses go into, like, overdrive. You know what I’m sayin?

KSK: Not really, but please go on.

JW: So they’re draggin’ my ass into the elevator and down to the main level, but security doesn’t notice, because they got this string tied around my wrist to make it look like I’m wavin’ to all my fans. It was just like that movie.

KSK: Weekend At Bernies?

JW: Exactly! It was like some Weekend At Bernie’s type ****! But the first one, not that gay ass sequel.

KSK: Where did you go from there?

JW: Well they got me out of the building and into the parking garage. I was still unconscious, but my subconscious knew what was up. Then they toss me in the trunk of this Town Car and start driving off. At some point I woke up and thought to myself “Man, I need to get the **** outta here before they deliver me to Shanahan.” So I pry open the trunk with some MacGyver type **** I found back there. I wasn’t sure if they noticed, so I didn’t even bother waiting for them to stop, I just jumped out of that bitch goin’ about 50 down the boulevard. When I landed I cracked my orbital **** on the curb, and the next thing I knew I was waking up in the hospital.

KSK: Holy ****, man!

JW: Right?

KSK: You’re a hero!

[c_lazy_r]

That was some good stuff!

[Blueflame]

2 nights of champagne showers at clubs

More accurately, 2 rounds... Javon was reportedly buying 15 bottles at a time.

[TheReverend]

JW: See, I wasn’t out at the club like that pirate dude been sayin’, I was in my hotel room at Bellagio. I was sittin’ there doin’ my thing. You know, sippin’ some Earl Grey and goin’ over my new playbook with Squawk Box on in the background. I can’t start my day without a lil’ Becky Quick.

She's got nothing on my girl Erin Burnett.

[bronco militia]

JW: Those lyin’ ****ers came through and cracked me in the head with one of them guns. Next thing I know I’m on the ground takin’ a beatin’ and I’m just tryin’ to protect my playbook. You know, I’m thinkin’ maybe these guys were sent by the Broncos or some ****.

KSK: So you weren’t involved in any sort of altercation with these men at the club the previous night?

JW: Nah man, we were just enjoying a slam poetry performance when a candle tipped over and started a fire. I happened to be celebrating Tiger’s eagle on 18 with some friends, so I took our champagne and doused the blaze before anyone could get hurt. I was like, a hero and ****.

KSK: Wow, what an incredible story!

JW: Right?

KSK: So getting back to the assault, what happened after you were knocked to the floor?

JW: Well I started swallowing pages of the playbook so that Mike Shanahan and his goons could never get their hands on it.

KSK: And what made you think that these men were sent by your former coach?

JW: I’ll answer your question with another question: Who else could possibly want to harm Javon Walker?

KSK: …


bwhahaha

[Crushaholic]

Maybe he beat himself up after coming to the realization that he now belongs to Al Davis? ;)

[SJ Bronco]

I'm gonna burn his jersey today.....Another official ceremony he won't be attending.

[jonny1]

Just an interesting (to me) note to add:

A radio talk show here had a former gang member call in, and he said that they always had members at strip clubs looking for high rollers, and they would call their buds when they were looking to leave.

SOP for them.

[Blueflame]

Well, that didn't take long....
Vegas hotel disputes Walker's story about beating
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/rumors/post/Vegas-hotel-disputes-Walker-s-story-about-beatin?urn=nfl,89414

[bfoflcommish]

Well, that didn't take long....
Vegas hotel disputes Walker's story about beating
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/rumors/post/Vegas-hotel-disputes-Walker-s-story-about-beatin?urn=nfl,89414



no way!




/sarcasm

[broncosteven]

I suspect he got wasted, was bumbling around and fell on his head because he was so hammered he couldn't move. Then some vagrant came by and stole his crap and walked away while he lay in pool of his own vomit.

I think Steve Sabol showed up with a crappy NFL fims crew and did every verse to Javon as an Initiation that went bad:

Intro
What shall we do with a drunken Raider, (3×)
Early in the morning?
Chorus
Hoo–ray/Wey–hey/Heave-ho and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Verses
Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter, (3×)[1]
Early in the morning!
You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul the man until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3x)
Early in the morning!
Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul him, keelhaul him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Hold 'im down an' lick his eyeballs, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Outro
That’s what we’ll do with a drunken raider, (3×)
Early in the morning! (Amen)

[Los Broncos]

JW: Well I started swallowing pages of the playbook so that Mike Shanahan and his goons could never get their hands on it.

Hilarious!