View Full Version : Bedpost Justice.....no, it's not Daniel Graham-related
Beantown Bronco
06-04-2008, 03:50 PM
An idiot thief is in the hospital today after he tried to break into the home of Packers running back Noah Herron. Physically, the man is expected to recover. His reputation as a master criminal, however, is probably damaged beyond repair.
Herron was upstairs in his bedroom when he heard the sound of glass breaking downstairs, followed by an unknown number of people entering his home. In a Favre-like bit of improvisation and creativity, Herron unscrewed a post from his bed, and used it to bludgeon the intruder.
For the record, this is not an approach I'd recommend. Please don't try it at home. You may end up dealing with a slightly more competent intruder that's armed with a little more than a bedpost.
But I'd still like to offer a round of applause for Noah Herron, and a hearty belly laugh at the expense of the idiot thief who's handcuffed to a hospital bed this morning, still picking pieces of Noah Herron's bedpost out of his face.
This sounds like the sort of thing that would happen in a Steven Seagal movie, and leave the audience sitting there thinking, "That was awesome, but there's no way that could actually happen." Unscrewing a bedpost and using it as a weapon? Who thinks of that? Jerry Bruckheimer would like to discuss some plot ideas with you, Mr. Herron.
I think the Hall of Fame should contact Herron immediately, and see if they can get their hands on that bedpost. I'd pay an extra few bucks to get into the Hall of Fame and see the "Noah Herron's Bedpost of Justice" exhibit.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Noah-Herron-serves-up-a-little-bedpost-justice?urn=nfl,86040
kmonty
06-04-2008, 04:48 PM
Frankly, after DWill and Sean Taylor, he's lucky he had a bunch of idiots breaking in.
Doggcow
06-04-2008, 05:04 PM
Seems idiotic that he went after them with a bedpost. After Taylor at least. Should have just called the cops and held tight. He'd be dead right now if they were armed, like most robbers...
epicSocialism4tw
06-04-2008, 05:24 PM
It turns out that the theif was actually Michael Irvin.
Houshyamama
06-04-2008, 05:42 PM
A .45 works better than a bedpost.
Paladin
06-04-2008, 06:33 PM
A .45 works better than a bedpost.
Hitting someone with a .45 is better than hitting them with a bedpost?
I think not......
Florida_Bronco
06-04-2008, 06:52 PM
A .45 works better than a bedpost.
A-friggin-men brother!
I don't know about you, but I have a Glock 21 loaded with 230gr hollowpoints just in case this kind of thing happens.
Houshyamama
06-04-2008, 06:56 PM
A-friggin-men brother!
I don't know about you, but I have a Glock 21 loaded with 230gr hollowpoints just in case this kind of thing happens.
Loaded w/hollowpoints in my closet. Love this gun
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8856/deagleet1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8856/deagleet1.49cf89b9d9.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=402&i=deagleet1.jpg)
Houshyamama
06-04-2008, 06:57 PM
Hitting someone with a .45 is better than hitting them with a bedpost?
I think not......
:unamused:
BroncosinDC
06-04-2008, 07:29 PM
I have a fierce attack dog that will lick anyone to death.
Gone are the days of M4's, M1014's and M240G's with a side of MP-5, and M9 to guard my sleeping abode, but I had bigger guns if need be.
But alas I live in DC and the licking 25lbs puppy is all I can have, well that and my Ninja shoes.
Florida_Bronco
06-04-2008, 07:41 PM
Loaded w/hollowpoints in my closet. Love this gun
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8856/deagleet1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8856/deagleet1.49cf89b9d9.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=402&i=deagleet1.jpg)
Nice piece.
Houshyamama
06-05-2008, 02:44 AM
Nice piece.
Thanks, the first handgun I've added to what I hope will be a collection. :~ohyah!:
thumpc
06-05-2008, 03:43 AM
Is that a 50cal?
Beantown Bronco
06-05-2008, 08:49 AM
Seems idiotic that he went after them with a bedpost. After Taylor at least. Should have just called the cops and held tight. He'd be dead right now if they were armed, like most robbers...
He did. According to some updates of the story, he called the cops as soon as he heard noises and remained in his bedroom. It wasn't until one of them made their way upstairs and entered his bedroom that he went on the offensive. Sounds like he did everything right to me.
TheReverend
06-05-2008, 09:02 AM
He did. According to some updates of the story, he called the cops as soon as he heard noises and remained in his bedroom. It wasn't until one of them made their way upstairs and entered his bedroom that he went on the offensive. Sounds like he did everything right to me.
The only thing he did wrong was leaving the guy breathing.
He should've ended him.
Houshyamama
06-05-2008, 12:15 PM
Is that a 50cal?
Nope, .45
It's the 'baby' Eagle
alkemical
06-05-2008, 12:23 PM
I just have a bow with a 120lb draw
Kaylore
06-05-2008, 12:39 PM
I'm still confused why I would think this had something to do with Graham...
alkemical
06-05-2008, 12:40 PM
I'm still confused why I would think this had something to do with Graham...
Because "bedpost" was involved. Nothing else similar....
Kaylore
06-05-2008, 12:43 PM
Because "bedpost" was involved. Nothing else similar....
Ok, what does bedpost have to do with Graham?
alkemical
06-05-2008, 12:51 PM
Ok, what does bedpost have to do with Graham?
He got angry and punched one...then his babymamma or what not called the cops - just a bunch of drama
Beantown Bronco
06-05-2008, 01:06 PM
AURORA, Colo. -- Denver Broncos tight end Daniel Graham was arrested on a charge of harassing his ex-girlfriend.
The Arapahoe County Sheriff's Department said the 29-year-old Graham was arrested Friday on suspicion of criminal mischief and harassment and released on a personal recognizance bond.
The woman told deputies on Thursday that Graham hit and damaged a bedpost after the couple argued over the sale of their home, and that he refused to leave.
She said the incident occurred Sunday.
Broncos spokesman Jim Saccomano said team officials were aware of the arrest but had no comment.
One of Graham's agents, Jack Mills, also declined to comment.
Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press
This story is from ESPN.com's automated news wire. Wire index
Kaylore
06-05-2008, 03:38 PM
He got angry and punched one...then his babymamma or what not called the cops - just a bunch of drama
AURORA, Colo. -- Denver Broncos tight end Daniel Graham was arrested on a charge of harassing his ex-girlfriend.
The Arapahoe County Sheriff's Department said the 29-year-old Graham was arrested Friday on suspicion of criminal mischief and harassment and released on a personal recognizance bond.
The woman told deputies on Thursday that Graham hit and damaged a bedpost after the couple argued over the sale of their home, and that he refused to leave.
She said the incident occurred Sunday.
Broncos spokesman Jim Saccomano said team officials were aware of the arrest but had no comment.
One of Graham's agents, Jack Mills, also declined to comment.
Ok thanks! Wow, I had no idea and now I feel cool like I'm in the cool crowd now! 8')