View Full Version : OT: I need some advise from a good prankster
BABronco
04-01-2008, 04:17 PM
I've been dating this girl for two months, we are both 17. I need a good prank to play on her. We are hanging out about 8c.
PS. I don't care if this lands me in no mans land for awhile.
BMF Bronco
04-01-2008, 04:19 PM
Give her the "Dutch Oven"
rugbythug
04-01-2008, 04:20 PM
start her car on fire
Beantown Bronco
04-01-2008, 04:22 PM
Send her a camera phone pic of you tagging her sister.
55CrushEm
04-01-2008, 04:26 PM
LOL.....all around.
Beantown Bronco
04-01-2008, 04:28 PM
Just after you finish with her, look down and say "oh ****, the condom broke"
s0phr0syne
04-01-2008, 04:33 PM
Tell her Marcus Thomas got arrrested again.
(I'm sure she cares...)
rugbythug
04-01-2008, 04:39 PM
Just after you finish with her, look down and say "oh ****, the condom broke"
What are you?
17 year olds should not be having sex.
Beantown Bronco
04-01-2008, 04:40 PM
Dirty Sanchez
Shoot it all over her face.
Tell her that your ex wants to get back together with you and you said yes.
Ask her how she feels about a threesome with her mom.
Buy her a new outfit....but make sure to buy it a few sizes too big. When she tells you that the clothes are the wrong size, tell her that she's been looking a little hefty lately and she should start wearing clothes that actually fit her fat ass.
BABronco
04-01-2008, 04:44 PM
Wow... thanks for the amazing advice so far...
all joking aside...it would be really funny at this point in the relationship to have "the talk" about where things are going. You should talk as if you are head over heals and even a tad bit obsessed with her.
as she is freaking out, get down on one knee and pull out a jewelry box and say "will you make me the happiest man on earth and..." open to box to reveal a card that says april fools and and finish by saying "have desert with me."
RaiderH8r
04-01-2008, 05:03 PM
Poop on her car.
Kaylore
04-01-2008, 05:12 PM
A girl I work with pulled the keys out of my keyboard and put them back in the wrong order today. I don't look when I type so I didn't even notice until my boss, who likes to look when he types, had sign me in on a system and got locked out because of three false logins. It was then I got suspicious.:P
Anaximines
04-01-2008, 05:21 PM
all joking aside...it would be really funny at this point in the relationship to have "the talk" about where things are going. You should talk as if you are head over heals and even a tad bit obsessed with her.
as she is freaking out, get down on one knee and pull out a jewelry box and say "will you make me the happiest man on earth and..." open to box to reveal a card that says april fools and and finish by saying "have desert with me."
that would be a good one!
Ratboy
04-01-2008, 05:23 PM
Orange Mane, you stay classy.
Dirty Sanchez? Dutch Oven? Broken Condom? All immature and stupid ideas.
Give her the Angry Pirate!
" When she is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye."
Ratboy
04-01-2008, 05:24 PM
or you can tell her you have herpes.
55CrushEm
04-01-2008, 05:24 PM
Do the ol' Saran Wrap over the toilet thing....
TailgateNut
04-01-2008, 06:49 PM
all joking aside...it would be really funny at this point in the relationship to have "the talk" about where things are going. You should talk as if you are head over heals and even a tad bit obsessed with her.
as she is freaking out, get down on one knee and pull out a jewelry box and say "will you make me the happiest man on earth and..." open to box to reveal a card that says april fools and and finish by saying "have desert with me."
I don't think this would go over real well.
Vegas_Bronco
04-01-2008, 07:55 PM
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Take her on a bike ride and have a race...only let her get way ahead:
Los Broncos
04-01-2008, 07:56 PM
Fake tea bag her.
Majik
04-01-2008, 07:57 PM
I made my girlfriend (of 10 and a half months) lunch today and when I served her lunch I got down on my knee pulled out a ring box, told her how much I cared for her and how I want to spend the rest of my life with her.
She looked shocked and began to break down, I laughed at her and said happy april fools as I jumped off my knee. She claims I didnt get her, but I tend to disagree.
Majik
04-01-2008, 08:00 PM
Dirty Sanchez
Shoot it all over her face.
Tell her that your ex wants to get back together with you and you said yes.
Ask her how she feels about a threesome with her mom.
Buy her a new outfit....but make sure to buy it a few sizes too big. When she tells you that the clothes are the wrong size, tell her that she's been looking a little hefty lately and she should start wearing clothes that actually fit her fat ass.
LOL , you gotta good sense of humor, rep!
gunns
04-01-2008, 09:33 PM
Some of these ideas may make no man land your permanent residence. :oyvey:
Bronx33
04-01-2008, 09:42 PM
Give her the "Dutch Oven"
Ahhhhh a timeless classic.
DHallblows
04-01-2008, 10:06 PM
What are you?
17 year olds should not be having sex.
What are you? 65?
That's not very uncommon...
rugbythug
04-01-2008, 10:39 PM
What are you? 65?
That's not very uncommon...
Yeah that makes it a better idea. Talk to me when your kids are 17.
maher_tyler
04-01-2008, 11:22 PM
I made my girlfriend (of 10 and a half months) lunch today and when I served her lunch I got down on my knee pulled out a ring box, told her how much I cared for her and how I want to spend the rest of my life with her.
She looked shocked and began to break down, I laughed at her and said happy april fools as I jumped off my knee. She claims I didnt get her, but I tend to disagree.
funny but something i personally would never do if i wasn't already married.
BABronco
04-02-2008, 12:01 AM
You should talk as if you are head over heals and even a tad bit obsessed with her. as she is freaking out, get down on one knee and pull out a jewelry box and say "will you make me the happiest man on earth and..." open to box to reveal a card that says april fools and and finish by saying "have desert with me."
Pulled it off. It went perfect, she totally freaked. The funny thing is one of our friends jokingly mentioned us getting married to day. So I was just like well you remember when Kris brought this up during lunch... well turns out he can't keep his mouth shut but I showed him something I got you and then I dropped to my knee and said it word for word. She totally freaked out. She was in shock for like 10 minutes. We both laughed bout it like 30 minutes later. Don't think I'll be in no mans land for too long ... if so it was definetly worth it.
To make the story funnier... her only other bf purposed after 3 months to try to stop her from moving to America. Definetly added to the act.
400HZ
04-02-2008, 12:33 AM
Tell her that you're actually a women.
Ratboy
04-02-2008, 08:04 AM
I made my girlfriend (of 10 and a half months) lunch today and when I served her lunch I got down on my knee pulled out a ring box, told her how much I cared for her and how I want to spend the rest of my life with her.
She looked shocked and began to break down, I laughed at her and said happy april fools as I jumped off my knee. She claims I didnt get her, but I tend to disagree.
You're like 14.
JOKES ON YOU.
Majik
04-02-2008, 10:34 AM
You're like 14.
JOKES ON YOU.
ok? Your point on my young age may be valid, if said from someone who iss more than a year older than me...... but you aren't, so sit down little boy.
Pulled it off. It went perfect, she totally freaked. The funny thing is one of our friends jokingly mentioned us getting married to day. So I was just like well you remember when Kris brought this up during lunch... well turns out he can't keep his mouth shut but I showed him something I got you and then I dropped to my knee and said it word for word. She totally freaked out. She was in shock for like 10 minutes. We both laughed bout it like 30 minutes later. Don't think I'll be in no mans land for too long ... if so it was definetly worth it.
To make the story funnier... her only other bf purposed after 3 months to try to stop her from moving to America. Definetly added to the act.
LOL! I just had a horrible thought though....what if she is "The one" and you do someday propose to her and she totally doesn't believe you and forces you to beg?
well, cross that bridge when you come to it...
glad to hear that she freaked out, that is just awesome!
DBroncos4life
04-02-2008, 01:10 PM
Talk about the people that drug people and then put then take their kidneys. Then during the night drug her and put her in a tub of ice. Use super glue corn syrup and food coloring. Make it look like someone cut her open and took her kiney also leave a note saying such. Its a good time.
BABronco
04-02-2008, 02:07 PM
LOL! I just had a horrible thought though....what if she is "The one" and you do someday propose to her and she totally doesn't believe you and forces you to beg?
well, cross that bridge when you come to it...
glad to hear that she freaked out, that is just awesome!
Really doubt that. Shes going back to Norway in July. Her parents want her to finish HS there (13th grade) in order to get free college. 99.999999% sure that will be the end of it.
DHallblows
04-02-2008, 04:21 PM
Really doubt that. Shes going back to Norway in July. Her parents want her to finish HS there (13th grade) in order to get free college. 99.999999% sure that will be the end of it.
How romantic
Hotrod
04-02-2008, 05:52 PM
Could one of the mods please merge this thread with the "wedding advice" thread. Thank you