View Full Version : texans Jacoby Jones asleep at the wheel
Bronx33
03-19-2008, 09:31 PM
When will these dumbf***s learn?
Link
(http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/5627660.html)
Houston Texans wide receiver Jacoby Jones was asleep behind the wheel, car in drive, with his foot on the brake when officers approached to arrest him on a charge of suspicion of drunken driving Sunday, prosecutors said Monday.
Jones, the Texans' third-round draft pick last year, was in the driver's seat of his late-model Nissan Altima while stopped in a traffic lane at Chartres and West Gray near downtown, prosecutors said Monday.
Northman
03-19-2008, 09:32 PM
What a ****ing waste. Great returner with no brains. What a dumbass.
Ratboy
03-19-2008, 09:38 PM
He was probably just really tired...
24champ
03-19-2008, 09:40 PM
On the worst ****ing weekend to do it too. EVERYONE knows that the cops will be out in full force all evening on St. Patties weekend looking for a drunk behind the wheel.
Dudeskey
03-19-2008, 09:41 PM
at least he didn't pull a Leonard Little and kill someone...
That One Guy
03-19-2008, 09:52 PM
at least he didn't pull a Leonard Little and kill someone...
If the jackass is asleep in his car, he easily could have. All it'd take is to relax his foot off the pedal and drift into the intersection.
Dudeskey
03-19-2008, 10:05 PM
If the jackass is asleep in his car, he easily could have. All it'd take is to relax his foot off the pedal and drift into the intersection.
but he didn't.... yes a drunk, err fatigued driver is a danger to the motoring public... It could've been a lot worse in his case though.
That One Guy
03-19-2008, 10:16 PM
but he didn't.... yes a drunk, err fatigued driver is a danger to the motoring public... It could've been a lot worse in his case though.
OK, if you're saying that at least he didn't kill anyone then yes, the world is fortunate. I thought you were saying he was a better person than Little because Littles' ended more tragically. When you drink and drive you're flipping a coin and I clump those guys together with no concern as to how the coin lands.
Oh, and that's with the assumption that he was drunk and asleep. If he was merely asleep, then he's just a putz.
BroncoMatt
03-19-2008, 10:31 PM
nissan altima?
DukeWoody
03-19-2008, 10:39 PM
nissan altima?
Yeah but it was a really NICE altima with a SMOKEN paint job, kicken BOOM sound and TRICKED out spinner rims!!!:thumbs:
Punisher
03-19-2008, 11:37 PM
What a dummy your rich just get someone to drive for you
Los Broncos
03-20-2008, 12:45 AM
Drink a MD or a Redline to stay awake buddy.
DomCasual
03-20-2008, 12:47 AM
He was probably just really tired...
I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh and laugh.
boltaneer
03-20-2008, 02:48 AM
The dude could at least get arrested in a nice luxury or sports car. What a disgrace!
hades
03-20-2008, 07:43 AM
Well, at least it wasn't a Honda Element, but still, an Altima?
TheReverend
03-20-2008, 07:46 AM
What a dummy your rich just get someone to drive for you
I'm not sure I'd use the term "rich" for Jacoby Jones, dude...
Florida_Bronco
03-20-2008, 08:20 AM
Well, at least it wasn't a Honda Element, but still, an Altima?
Our Mustangs would have smoked that Jap-crap! ROFL!
Ratboy
03-20-2008, 08:49 AM
You guys are retards. Everyone bitches these guys make way too much money and then get on their asses when they drive a Nissan instead of spending 150k on a BMW.
Flex Gunmetal
03-20-2008, 11:09 AM
You guys are retards. Everyone b****es these guys make way too much money and then get on their asses when they drive a Nissan instead of spending 150k on a BMW.
150k BMWs are hard to find.
It's just suspicion, he could have been tired I guess...