LT Action Figure --- High Comedy

[vancejohnson82]

Not sure if anyone saw this yet....Bill Simmons wrote it up a week ago

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2651563


it's like they knew in advance...

[TheChamp24]

Is that seriously for real? omg lol

[Beej]

Hilarious!

[clint7]

That is a riot...it comes with life-like pouty face too! I love the first review. :)

[theAPAOps5]

Yeah this was posted in the LT thread about him sitting during the Championship game.

They have it all wrong though there is mud on his cleats. He only played 4 downs! But someone else pointed out that it was from him crying!

[HEAV]

http://www.spawn.com/toys/product.aspx?product=3341

[oubronco]

HA HA HA great stuff

on another note i loved the Champ figure on the bottom

[Rohirrim]

Why do they call it an "action" figure? :rofl:

[Bronco Jamus]

I personally don't find it funny. The guy gives 100 percent and has a bad break. Way to kick him when he's down.

[vancejohnson82]

Bronco Jamus,

I deeply apologize for this thread. It was inappropriate to delight in one of our rival teams' misery, just for a cheap laugh.

Today at 3 pm I will be holding a press conference to publicly apologize to Mr. Tomlinson, the NFL, this message board and you.

Again, I am deeply saddened by the way this worked out.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I would buy it just for the historical significance.

The day the worm turned for LT.

[TheReverend]

Ahahahahahahahaha

"This is by far the most realistic action figure of all time! Want your child to relive LTs thrilling experience of the 2008 AFC Championship game? He doesnt even have to touch the figure, it does the work for itself? Any word if they are making a Chargers parka as an accesory?"

[Killericon]

It only makes sense that it's made by a dude from my home town. Keep on rockin, McFarlane.

[Hogan11]

A Inaction figure....Now that's funny Ha!

[SonOfLe-loLang]

I personally don't find it funny. The guy gives 100 percent and has a bad break. Way to kick him when he's down.

Yeah, I agree. I really feel bad for LT. After all, he did have to sit out a football game with a relatively minor injury. I guess he'll just have to go home, count his money, and prepare for next season...where he will play a kids game for a living. I'm SO happy I get to sit at my 9-5 job and don't have to deal with what he has to.

[HEAV]

I would buy it just for the historical significance.

The day the worm turned for LT.

It's also purchased and custom modified by some really talented people.

http://cgi.ebay.com/McFarlane-NFL-Walter-Payton-Last-Game-Custom-4_W0QQitemZ260206886337QQihZ016QQcategoryZ155336QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


http://cgi.ebay.com/Mcfarlane-Custom-Deion-Sanders-Throw-Back_W0QQitemZ250210501712QQihZ015QQcategoryZ15533 6QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem



Also this one is sweet!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Custom-Mcfarlane-John-Lynch-BRONCOS_W0QQitemZ170188763779QQihZ007QQcategoryZ15 5336QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[theAPAOps5]

I personally don't find it funny. The guy gives 100 percent and has a bad break. Way to kick him when he's down.

Oh shut up.

[BMF Bronco]

where are all of the Chugger fans to tell us how this is Blasphemy and the arch-angel Phillip Rivers is going to smite us for our herecy?

[Jason in LA]

I personally don't find it funny. The guy gives 100 percent and has a bad break. Way to kick him when he's down.


I agree that he gives 100%, and I think he's getting a raw deal with the heat he's taking...but I did get a good laugh out of that action figure. It's funny, even if I don't agree that he isn't tough.

[TailgateNut]

Not sure if anyone saw this yet....Bill Simmons wrote it up a week ago

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2651563


it's like they knew in advance...


Bawahahahah, it's a "bench warmer"!:spit:

[Orange_Beard]

I would have bet that it was fake, until I looked at the website.

[400HZ]

It really wasn't that funny the first four times it got posted, either.

[vancejohnson82]

really?

it wasn't??

[Bronco Jamus]

Yep. A bunch of people with a bunch of class.

[OABB]

Yep. A bunch of people with a bunch of class.

go f**k yourself.

[Bronco Jamus]

Again. No class. Typically a result of poor home training. You and what's his nuts should work on that.

[TailgateNut]

Again. No class. Typically a result of poor home training. You and what's his nuts should work on that.


As uptight as you are, do you have to chomp on a bar stool softener to have a bowel movement?

I thought it was funny as hell. especially the look on his mug!

[PatsWin2002]

Since we're busy busting on LT......

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[theAPAOps5]

Yep. A bunch of people with a bunch of class.

Again please shut up. Its all in fun, I bet you are that guy in the group of friends who talks about his feelings and how talking smack to eachother really just brings eachother down.

[Broncojef]

Hillarious, only wish they could have captured LT at the end of last season as well. You could have the I have class doll and the sitting scared doll...priceless.

[theAPAOps5]

The bust on Travis Henry was awesome. And I never thought about Norv and Principal Skinner.

[TailgateNut]

Since we're busy busting on LT......

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Excuse me while I find a Pats jersey to upchuck on!

**** The Cheatriots! ***************

[TailgateNut]

Again please shut up. Its all in fun, I bet you are that guy in the group of friends who talks about his feelings and how talking smack to eachother really just brings eachother down.


LOL LOL Good One!

[alkemical]

Again. No class. Typically a result of poor home training. You and what's his nuts should work on that.

I bet you cut yourself and cry to sleep....

[Black96WS6]

http://members.cox.net/mbrown777/1.jpg

[OABB]

Again please shut up. Its all in fun, I bet you are that guy in the group of friends who talks about his feelings and how talking smack to eachother really just brings eachother down.

No, he sounds more like the guy who gets peed on at parties when he falls asleep.

[vancejohnson82]

Again. No class. Typically a result of poor home training. You and what's his nuts should work on that.

how hard is it to sit down with that pole up your a$$?

what do you do for fun? chaperone grade school dances and break up people loitering on street corners?

[theAPAOps5]

how hard is it to sit down with that pole up your a$$?

what do you do for fun? chaperone grade school dances and break up people loitering on street corners?

Its not so much the chaperoning of school dances that he has fun doing. Its going around with the ruler making sure kids are 8" apart and that any impure thoughts are crushed.

[Orange_Beard]

If you don't find this funny, with the timming and all, you really need to loosen up.

[Beantown Bronco]

Poor....poor....Broncos Janice.

I haven't seen a beating like this since Rodney King.

[CBF1]

Bronco Jamus,

I deeply apologize for this thread. It was inappropriate to delight in one of our rival teams' misery, just for a cheap laugh.

Today at 3 pm I will be holding a press conference to publicly apologize to Mr. Tomlinson, the NFL, this message board and you.

Again, I am deeply saddened by the way this worked out.

LOL LOL LOL LOL

Rep'd for comedy value

[theAPAOps5]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/dawson-crying.jpg


Stop being big meenies. LT gives it his all, DAMNIT, HE GIVES IT HIS ALL. LT HAS FEELINGS.

[CBF1]

New funniest thread of the year. I could not help myself and wrote a new review as well. Janus O'Tool, you are all class.... my new favorite whipping boy.

[oubronco]

Hilarious! ROFL! LOL LOL ROFL! Hilarious! :kiss:

[alkemical]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/dawson-crying.jpg




LEAVE LT ALONE!

[Bronco Jamus]

Well. I see a bunch of yank being tossed around, however, I bet you would all take Tomlison in a second.

[alkemical]

Well. I see a bunch of yank being tossed around, however, I bet you would all take Tomlison in a second.

Wow, get the sand out.........

[vancejohnson82]

Well. I see a bunch of yank being tossed around, however, I bet you would all take Tomlison in a second.

you have the the comedic value of a herpe...

[sixtimeseight]

Well. I see a bunch of yank being tossed around, however, I bet you would all take Tomlison in a second.

Quit while you're behind.

[Bronco Jamus]

Wow, get the sand out.........

So are you saying Tomlinson wouldn't make the Broncos better?

[TailgateNut]

Well. I see a bunch of yank being tossed around, however, I bet you would all take Tomlison in a second.
I would take him! It's so windy here today, he could sit in my lawn chair and hold my umbrella down!

[alkemical]

So are you saying Tomlinson wouldn't make the Broncos better?

I'm saying you have sand in your vagina.

[Rohirrim]

I would take him! It's so windy here today, he could sit in my lawn chair and hold my umbrella down!

Plus, he'd look cool in that visor. Maybe you could attach a bottle opener to his helmet grill?

[Rigs11]

They should make a Rivers figure that attaches to LT's bench. Like this:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/peter_king/09/18/mmqb.9.18/p1_lt_rivers_si.jpg

[Arkansas Bronco]

go Foneco yourself.

Fixed it for ya. :thumbs:

Like in other LT threads I dont know what was up in that game but the toy did give me a laugh.

[sixtimeseight]

They should make a Rivers figure that talks **** to your Cutler figure, but only when you hide him behind two huge linemen figures.

[Bronco Jamus]

They should make a Rivers figure that talks **** to your other figures, but only when you hide him behind two huge linemen figures.

See. That's funny. Because it's true. :)

[Orange_Beard]

Well. I see a bunch of yank being tossed around, however, I bet you would all take Tomlison in a second.

You are totally missing the point.

[crawdad]

Well. I see a bunch of yank being tossed around, however, I bet you would all take Tomlison in a second.

Why are you here? STFU

[Bronco Jamus]

You are totally missing the point.

I think I understand it clearly. I am also jealous of the Chargers and what that team can accomplish on any Sunday. They play amazing defense, and have an above average offense. In my opinion, it all started with the hard work Tomlinson has put in on the field (and Jamal Williams). He's one heck of a football player.

I apologize if I made anyone feel guilty about making fun of him. But in my eyes it's no different than someone making fun of TD, Rod Smith, or Shannon Sharpe because they got injured. It's classless.

[alkemical]

I think I understand it clearly. I am also jealous of the Chargers and what that team can accomplish on any Sunday. They play amazing defense, and have an above average offense. In my opinion, it all started with the hard work Tomlinson has put in on the field (and Jamal Williams). He's one heck of a football player.

I apologize if I made anyone feel guilty about making fun of him. But in my eyes it's no different than someone making fun of TD, Rod Smith, or Shannon Sharpe because they got injured. It's classless.

Sorry Mom!

[clint7]

This will go down as one of my favorite threads. :thumbsup:

[theAPAOps5]

I think I understand it clearly. I am also jealous of the Chargers and what that team can accomplish on any Sunday. They play amazing defense, and have an above average offense. In my opinion, it all started with the hard work Tomlinson has put in on the field (and Jamal Williams). He's one heck of a football player.

I apologize if I made anyone feel guilty about making fun of him. But in my eyes it's no different than someone making fun of TD, Rod Smith, or Shannon Sharpe because they got injured. It's classless.


Jesus you are pathetic. Stop taking yourself so seriously. Lord knows we don't. I would love to have LT. I also love giving another rivals player crap.

[Bronco Jamus]

Jesus you are pathetic. Stop taking yourself so seriously. Lord knows we don't. I would love to have LT. I also love giving another rivals player crap.

Would you make fun of him to his face?

[Rohirrim]

Would you make fun of him to his face?

Tell the truth. You're Martha Stewart!

[OABB]

Well. I see a bunch of yank being tossed around

Your just dreaming that you are the subject of a bukake gangbang. wake up, or your going to get peed on again.

[Orange_Beard]

I think I understand it clearly. I am also jealous of the Chargers and what that team can accomplish on any Sunday. They play amazing defense, and have an above average offense. In my opinion, it all started with the hard work Tomlinson has put in on the field (and Jamal Williams). He's one heck of a football player.

I apologize if I made anyone feel guilty about making fun of him. But in my eyes it's no different than someone making fun of TD, Rod Smith, or Shannon Sharpe because they got injured. It's classless.

What are you blowing this guy?

Do you understand the concept of irony? Is this whole thing just wasted on you?

[Bronco Jamus]

What are you blowing this guy?

Do you understand the concept of irony? Is this whole thing just waisted on you?

I don't know. Is it "waisted" on me?

[theAPAOps5]

Would you make fun of him to his face?

Sure as hell would. And he would laugh about it and its about him. See he has these things called testicles and knows what joking around is.

[minibronco]

Hahahahaha

[TailgateNut]

See he has these things called testicles and knows what joking around is.
:spit:

[theAPAOps5]

I need Jay Cutler to teach me manners like that kid who got out of line at Fanfair!

[Bronco Jamus]

I need Jay Cutler to teach me manners like that kid who got out of line at Fanfair!

You are correct on that one.

[Los Broncos]

Nice, not to many SD fans would buy this.

[crazyhorse]

Where's his helmet and visor?

[ICON]

Thanks 4 the tread, funny stuff.

Hey BJ, This is a discussion forum for Denver Broncos Fans. ... Welcome !

Childish as some of are post are, the posts are damn funny!Personally, i think mild smack talk is quite good, and its quite amusing!

Seriously BJ, get over yourself already Sheesh !

Should I however check with Roger Ebert to see if he liked this tread?:welcome:

[RhymesayersDU]

I don't get why they made the figure like that in the first place.

I don't want to turn this thread serious or anything, and I realize these aren't toys to be played with, but still, who wants a figure sitting on the bench? I mean, I'd want a QB throwing the ball or something.

[Ramathorn]

Mcfarlane is coming out with a Jay cutler one next year. Check his upcoming nfl releases on spawn.com

[theAPAOps5]

You are correct on that one.

Bet you wouldn't say that to me in person.

[Arkansas Bronco]

Bet you wouldn't say that to me in person.

I would. I heard you are scum. Ha! (inside joke)

[Bronco Jamus]

Bet you wouldn't say that to me in person.

That doesn't make sense to me. You said it to yourself.

[theAPAOps5]

That doesn't make sense to me. You said it to yourself.

Sure it does, you said you agree with my statement. I said you wouldn't tell me that in person. Quick I just read someone talking smack about another NFL player. Hurry and defend his honor!

[Bronco Jamus]

Sure it does, you said you agree with my statement. I said you wouldn't tell me that in person. Quick I just read someone talking smack about another NFL player. Hurry and defend his honor!

Yes. I agreed with your statment. Would I agree with your statements to your face? That would depend on the statement.

Man. I feel sorry for you. Good day.

[ohiobronco2]

Again please shut up. Its all in fun, I bet you are that guy in the group of friends who talks about his feelings and how talking smack to eachother really just brings eachother down.

I've been told this is BJ's song for LT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ur-JUFJqY

[Ratboy]

Since we're busy busting on LT......

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Enjoy!


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[Black96WS6]

http://members.cox.net/mbrown777/AP_Finch_Kevin_Jim.jpg

[theAPAOps5]

Yes. I agreed with your statment. Would I agree with your statements to your face? That would depend on the statement.

Man. I feel sorry for you. Good day.

If anyone should feel sorry it should be us for you. It must be stressful going around worrying about what others are saying about someone you don't know. I mean how do you find the time this stuff happens daily.

[theAPAOps5]

I've been told this is BJ's song for LT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ur-JUFJqY


**Play the video then read my remix its awesome!!!**

Tonight its very clear
As they're both lying there
Bronco Jamus is very queer
LT he will always love
He gets mad we never leave him alone

Sometimes we just forget
Say things we might regret
It breaks his heart to see LT crying
He dont wannna LT to lose
Could never make it alone

Chorus
Jamus is a man who will fight for LT's honor
He'll be the hero LT's dreaming of
They'll live forever
Knowing together that they
Did it all for the glory of love

Jamus'll keep LT standing tall
Knowing he gives it his all
LT's always strong with Jamus behind him
LT has always needed Jamus
could never make it alone

Chorus
Jamus is a man who will fight for LT's honor
He'll be the hero LT's dreaming of
They'll live forever
Knowing together that they
Did it all for the glory of love

Just like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time Jamus will save the day
Make us all pay for slander

Jamus is a man who will fight for LT's honor
He'll be the hero LT's dreaming of
They'll live forever
Knowing together that they
Did it all for the glory of love

Well live forever
Knowing together that we
Did it all for the glory of love

They did it all for love
They did it all for love
They did it all for love
They did it all for love

[Rigs11]

Mcfarlane is coming out with a Jay cutler one next year. Check his upcoming nfl releases on spawn.com

Will he come with an authentic pumpkin pie hair cut?Hilarious!

[Ramathorn]

Will he come with an authentic pumpkin pie hair cut?Hilarious!


lets hope so. That is classic. He also needs the stoner eyes...LOL

[JJJ]

Bronco nation eating one of its own children. Cool.

Poor guy though. One rational lucid comment on my man LT and he gets branded as a hater.

Come over to the blue and gold my friend. Turn away from the orange.

Orange as a primary color. What were you guys thinking on that anyway?

[Beantown Bronco]

Orange as a primary color. What were you guys thinking on that anyway?

This coming from the fan of the "powder puff" blue.

[Bronx33]

It really wasn't that funny the first four times it got posted, either.


It was pretty funny the fourth time you opened though huh ;D

[Bronco Jamus]

Bronco nation eating one of its own children. Cool.

Poor guy though. One rational lucid comment on my man LT and he gets branded as a hater.

Come over to the blue and gold my friend. Turn away from the orange.

Orange as a primary color. What were you guys thinking on that anyway?

Why do you think God made the sunset orange? I know what kind of man Tomlinson is, and have spent time with him in Texas. I just don't agree with making fun of injured players in general, and especially someone like LaDainian.

[Bronx33]

Where's his helmet and visor?


You have to order those separately but the good news is it comes with 4 excuses! (with an extra charge plus freight) of course.

[Bronx33]

Quote:
Originally Posted by JJJ View Post
Orange as a primary color. What were you guys thinking on that anyway?

What's easier too see from a QBs perspective?

1- A hunter wearing powder blue?

2- camo?

3- OR ORANGE?

[broncocalijohn]

Some of the best comments are on that link where you can put your two cents worth. Even Raider fans had some good ones. If you havent hit the link in a few days, try it for some good laughs. If i could only rep those on the Toys R Us site.

[Bronco Yoda]

Lmao!

[epicSocialism4tw]

**Play the video then read my remix its awesome!!!**

Tonight its very clear
As they're both lying there
Bronco Jamus is very queer
LT he will always love
He gets mad we never leave him alone

Sometimes we just forget
Say things we might regret
It breaks his heart to see LT crying
He dont wannna LT to lose
Could never make it alone

Chorus
Jamus is a man who will fight for LT's honor
He'll be the hero LT's dreaming of
They'll live forever
Knowing together that they
Did it all for the glory of love

Jamus'll keep LT standing tall
Knowing he gives it his all
LT's always strong with Jamus behind him
LT has always needed Jamus
could never make it alone

Chorus
Jamus is a man who will fight for LT's honor
He'll be the hero LT's dreaming of
They'll live forever
Knowing together that they
Did it all for the glory of love

Just like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time Jamus will save the day
Make us all pay for slander

Jamus is a man who will fight for LT's honor
He'll be the hero LT's dreaming of
They'll live forever
Knowing together that they
Did it all for the glory of love

Well live forever
Knowing together that we
Did it all for the glory of love

They did it all for love
They did it all for love
They did it all for love
They did it all for love

Okay...I dont know which is worse...the LT cleat kissers or the fact that you took the time to write out the Peter Cetera Karate Kid song.

[theAPAOps5]

Okay...I dont know which is worse...the LT cleat kissers or the fact that you took the time to write out the Peter Cetera Karate Kid song.

It actually didn't take that much thought. I did it in 2 minutes. All I did was substitute Jamus for I and LT for you. Then I fixed a couple parts. But yeah I could see how that looked bad.

[Broncos4Life]

I saw this in a sports memorabilia store a month ago and asked the owner why they make this pose. He said its just something different. Obviously McFarlane can see into the future.

[broncocalijohn]

Okay...I dont know which is worse...the LT cleat kissers or the fact that you took the time to write out the Peter Cetera Karate Kid song.

I will tell you what is a close "worse". The fact that you knew the singer and where it came from! I guess it is in the blood of Maverick fans to have a lot of "gay" in them. Screw the quotes.... GAY!

[cmhargrove]

Wow. Just read this thread. Sorry to Bronco Janus, but you will have to understand there is a lot of pent up aggression and easy humor around here. This is one of those moments where someone has to say "Lighten up Francis..."

I loved the video, especially the closing line about the "Vizio." That was totally priceless.

I just look forward to next year to see if we can finally find a way to beat up on Phillip Rivers. I don't care about LT. Give him three touchdowns, I want Rivers to walk of the field jabbing his a$$ off to our fans when we finally beat him. That would be a McFarlane figure worth buying (and hanging from a noose).

[TailgateNut]

I want Rivers to walk of the field jabbing his a$$ off to our fans when we finally beat him. That would be a McFarlane figure worth buying (and hanging from a noose).



I'll buy a couple and send them to the chugger fans who stink up this place!

[Ramathorn]

The helmet and visor are next to him on the bench, which was vacated by Philip Rivers when LT sat down.

[Bronco Jamus]

Wow. Just read this thread. Sorry to Bronco Janus, but you will have to understand there is a lot of pent up aggression and easy humor around here. This is one of those moments where someone has to say "Lighten up Francis..."



I think you are projecting the feelings of other people on to me. My mood is light. It's the ones telling others to shut up and the one individual that was making explicit sexual references that need to lighten up.

What if it was Terrell Davis? What if others were making fun of his injury and inability to play because of it? In fact, I believe Terrell Davis spoke out exactly about this and the scrutiny Tomlinson received.

[theAPAOps5]

Again you really need to lighten up.

[Orange_Beard]

What if it was Terrell Davis? What if others were making fun of his injury and inability to play because of it? In fact, I believe Terrell Davis spoke out exactly about this and the scrutiny Tomlinson received.

It would be funny if it were TD.

LT never misses a game his entire career. A week after he misses the biggest game of his career this figure comes out. That's ironic. It's funny.
If you are going to be so serious take up a "real", don't come around acting all noble by defending a football player.

[NW Bolt Fan]

I'll buy a couple and send them to the chugger fans who stink up this place!Wouldn't you guys need to beat Rivers first?



Yep.

[Beantown Bronco]

I think you are projecting the feelings of other people on to me. My mood is light. It's the ones telling others to shut up and the one individual that was making explicit sexual references that need to lighten up.

What if it was Terrell Davis? What if others were making fun of his injury and inability to play because of it? In fact, I believe Terrell Davis spoke out exactly about this and the scrutiny Tomlinson received.

It's poll time......which is the bigger buzz kill:

When the bar lights come on at the end of the night and you suddenly realize exactly what you've been hitting on for the last 3 hours

or Bronco Jamus

[TailgateNut]

Wouldn't you guys need to beat Rivers first?



Yep.


That took some brainstorming, didn't it? Tell ya what. If your bitch QB does his little bitch taunting move the nect time he comes to Mile High, he'll be wearing a Brat!

[TailgateNut]

It's poll time......which is the bigger buzz kill:

When the bar lights come on at the end of the night and you suddenly realize exactly what you've been hitting on for the last 3 hours

or Bronco Jamus


That's a tough one!LOL

[OABB]

I think you are projecting the feelings of other people on to me. My mood is light. It's the ones telling others to shut up and the one individual that was making explicit sexual references that need to lighten up.

What if it was Terrell Davis? What if others were making fun of his injury and inability to play because of it? In fact, I believe Terrell Davis spoke out exactly about this and the scrutiny Tomlinson received.

listen, broncos jammed anus,

The point isn't that you are wrong, it's that you have the personality of a dead fish and remind all of us of that lonely kid or prick principal we had growing up. It's nothing personal, but we loathe you and wish that you would either loosen up and let the pole slide out, or get a sense of humor. until than, you will be the object of our affections.

[SonOfLe-loLang]

I will tell you what is a close "worse". The fact that you knew the singer and where it came from! I guess it is in the blood of Maverick fans to have a lot of "gay" in them. Screw the quotes.... GAY!

Hey, if there's one true angel on this earth, it's Peter Cetera...because when he does duets with women, HE TAKES THE HIGH PARTS

[vancejohnson82]

listen, broncos jammed anus,

The point isn't that you are wrong, it's that you have the personality of a dead fish and remind all of us of that lonely kid or prick principal we had growing up. It's nothing personal, but we loathe you and wish that you would either loosen up and let the pole slide out, or get a sense of humor. until than, you will be the object of our affections.

HAHAHAHA.....that's great

BroncoAnus ----> Orangemane Hall Monitor

[Bronco Jamus]

It would be funny if it were TD.

LT never misses a game his entire career. A week after he misses the biggest game of his career this figure comes out. That's ironic. It's funny.
If you are going to be so serious take up a "real", don't come around acting all noble by defending a football player.

I disagree. What would you teach your children?

[Bronco Jamus]

listen, broncos jammed anus,

The point isn't that you are wrong, it's that you have the personality of a dead fish and remind all of us of that lonely kid or prick principal we had growing up. It's nothing personal, but we loathe you and wish that you would either loosen up and let the pole slide out, or get a sense of humor. until than, you will be the object of our affections.

I don't think you understand the concept of the word personal.

[OABB]

I disagree. What would you teach your children?

hopefully to kick the asses of the children that act like you.

[Bronco Jamus]

hopefully to kick the asses of the children that act like you.

Isn't there an age requirement to post here?

[OABB]

I don't think you understand the concept of the word personal.

I apologize if I hurt your feelings, what with the peeing on you comment, or the bukake, than pee on you again comment, or the pole up your ass comment, or the kick people's asses like you comment...

but, dude, you are way too fonecin uptight and you are asking for it with every cold reply you give.

I think most of us here would normally applaud your stance, and even stick up for you because you obvioulsy have balls, but you have got to help. o.k?

just loosen up a tad, and I garauntee this site will be much more fun for you(and admittidly, a little less for me). o.k.?

just have a little tact...

[NW Bolt Fan]

That took some brainstorming, didn't it? Tell ya what. If your b**** QB does his little b**** taunting move the nect time he comes to Mile High, he'll be wearing a Brat!I will let him know of the threat of flying brats.

[vancejohnson82]

i agree....and i actually don't like the piling up that happened here

but it wasn't a career ending injury of any kind and nothing malicious was happening here with this joke

all in good fun....
or it was

[Bronco Jamus]

just have a little tact...

Did you really just post this? The only one uptight in this exchange is you. I accept your apology and thank you.

[Orange_Beard]

I disagree. What would you teach your children?


What do you disagree with? That this action figure is not funny given the timing of it's release?

First of all he is required to hate any team other then the Denver Broncos. Just because it's you I will say that is a joke.

Do you want the entire of list of what I will teach my child? It's pretty long.

Really I hope he does not take things so serious.

[Bronco Jamus]

What do you disagree with? That this action figure is not funny given the timing of it's release?

First of all he is required to hate any team other then the Denver Broncos. Just because it's you I will say that is a joke.

Do you want the entire of list of what I will teach my child? It's pretty long.

Really I hope he does not take things so serious.

I disagree with people making fun of an athlete that misses a game due to injury. So the question is: Would you teach your children to make fun of others that have misfortune? I wouldn't think so.

[TailgateNut]

Jamus needs a vacation! Desperately.

[Orange_Beard]

I disagree with people making fun of an athlete that misses a game due to injury. So the question is: Would you teach your children to make fun of others that have misfortune? I wouldn't think so.

You are completely missing the point. I can only speak for myself, but I am not making fun of LT's misfortune. The humor is in the irony that 2 weeks after he misses the biggest game of his career, an "Action" figure comes out of him sitting on the bench. That's funny.

Do people consider you an uptight person?

[TailgateNut]

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Do people consider you an uptight person?[/QUOTE]


LOL You have to ask?

[Orange_Beard]

LOL You have to ask?

In his/her personal life, is what I was going for.....
Around here it's pretty clear.

[Bronco Jamus]

You are completely missing the point. I can only speak for myself, but I am not making fun of LT's misfortune. The humor is in the irony that 2 weeks after he misses the biggest game of his career, an "Action" figure comes out of him sitting on the bench. That's funny.

Do people consider you an uptight person?

No they do not.

[Bronco Jamus]

Why did this thread get moved?

[theAPAOps5]

Because of you.

[Blueflame]

Why did this thread get moved?

It was moved because things had become uncivil. Once it went to "jammed anus", the Butt seemed the proper place for it.

[theAPAOps5]

It was moved because things had become uncivil. Once it went to "jammed anus", the Butt seemed the proper place for it.

Jammed anus is kind of bad. But you see commercials for laxatives all the time on TV. I mean isn't that really a jammed anus? But with the way this thread turned it definitely belongs in the HA.

[Orange_Beard]

No they do not.

You sure come off like you do.

[Bronco Jamus]

You sure come off like you do.

I don't know. I just don't find it funny that people would make fun of an injured athlete like Tomlinson. We are not talking about someone like Dale Carter. That doesn't translate to what kind of person I am. I realize that might be all you know at this point, but still. Thanks for being civil Mr Beard. It would appear a few could learn something from you.

[Bronco Jamus]

It was moved because things had become uncivil. Once it went to "jammed anus", the Butt seemed the proper place for it.

Well. I am a big boy and can handle it. And really. It's just a reflection on the people that posted them and the true nature of their character. Its a shallow thing to post those kind of things in an anonymous forum.

[Bronx33]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gawd! (lighten up francis)

[broncocalijohn]

It's poll time......which is the bigger buzz kill:

When the bar lights come on at the end of the night and you suddenly realize exactly what you've been hitting on for the last 3 hours

or Bronco Jamus

I think you need to add Broncofan2438 to the list of buzz kill. See what he is doing to the FONECO thread. He created it then tries to kill it. That is the buzz kill of the OM.

[broncocalijohn]

Well. I am a big boy and can handle it. And really. It's just a reflection on the people that posted them and the true nature of their character. Its a shallow thing to post those kind of things in an anonymous forum.
No you cant handle it. Jamus, most here probably dont think he is some type of wuss for being hurt and not playing after three plays but the ironic piece of statue at this time is :spit: Just because you knew him in Texas cleaning his cleats after practice ("ah, anything else i can do fo you Mr. Tomlinson?"), doesnt mean we can rip him a new one in good humor. He had many polish and clean his cleats. Dont feel so personal to this. You are looking more and more like a douche (my word of the week). Roll with it and if not, Go Foneco yourself!

[Bronco Jamus]

No you cant handle it. Jamus, most here probably dont think he is some type of wuss for being hurt and not playing after three plays but the ironic piece of statue at this time is :spit: Just because you knew him in Texas cleaning his cleats after practice ("ah, anything else i can do fo you Mr. Tomlinson?"), doesnt mean we can rip him a new one in good humor. He had many polish and clean his cleats. Dont feel so personal to this. You are looking more and more like a douche (my word of the week). Roll with it and if not, Go Foneco yourself!

No one said you couldn't "rip him a new one". I expressed my opinion. Then we had a bunch of people act juvenile in the same manner you just did.

[broncocalijohn]

No one said you couldn't "rip him a new one". I expressed my opinion. Then we had a bunch of people act juvenile in the same manner you just did.

You are soooo new to this board and have soooo much to learn. What you need to do is start drinking and start a new post. Type and drink every ten minutes. If you need to see how it is done, go to the HOF threads and look up Smurf. There you will find what juvenile humor is and can be reference for years to come. You will never live this down but I have a feeling you will take your sand toys and pout all the way home. Broncos have an official website for you to talk to other non juvenile fans. You wont be sad faced there.

[theAPAOps5]

Well. I am a big boy and can handle it. And really. It's just a reflection on the people that posted them and the true nature of their character. Its a shallow thing to post those kind of things in an anonymous forum.

You are one of the most pathetic people I have come across on this board. You come across a joke thread post some holier than though crap and then when you get crap you post condescending crap like this. If you really can't take a joke you won't last long on this board.

Who cares that you checked out Ladanian in the showers during high school and had a huge man crush on him. Doesn't mean he isn't open to humor and/or criticism. Many people know an athlete more than what they just see on TV, doesn't mean they go around scolding people like little internet security guards.

[Bronco Jamus]

You are one of the most pathetic people I have come across on this board. You come across a joke thread post some holier than though crap and then when you get crap you post condescending crap like this. If you really can't take a joke you won't last long on this board.

Who cares that you checked out Ladanian in the showers during high school and had a huge man crush on him. Doesn't mean he isn't open to humor and/or criticism. Many people know an athlete more than what they just see on TV, doesn't mean they go around scolding people like little internet security guards.

All I stated was I did find it funny. Then you preceded to act like a jackarse.
Again. You are a classless person based off the things you post to others. If that bothers you, then stop. I don't know what else to tell you. Good day.

[OABB]

It was moved because things had become uncivil. Once it went to "jammed anus", the Butt seemed the proper place for it.

hence the reason I have been here for four years and only have 150 posts! sometimes I go to far, but come on, jammed anus is kind of funny...

I'm surprised they didn't move it after bukake.

[theAPAOps5]

All I stated was I did find it funny. Then you preceded to act like a jackarse.
Again. You are a classless person based off the things you post to others. If that bothers you, then stop. I don't know what else to tell you. Good day.

I am only classless to those deserving. There are about 3 posters I am like that too and any troll who comes here to just start crap. Your holier than thou crap is just that crap. So I treat you accordingly.

[Bronco Jamus]

I am only classless to those deserving. There are about 3 posters I am like that too and any troll who comes here to just start crap. Your holier than thou crap is just that crap. So I treat you accordingly.

As long as you understand that you are classless, I guess we have an accord. Holier than thou is based on your perception, ergo its your problem in your mind.

[theAPAOps5]

As long as you understand that you are classless, I guess we have an accord. Holier than thou is based on your perception, ergo its your problem in your mind.

Nope don't agree. I am far from classless I just treat people how they treat others. You posts are classless in their own right. I thought you let it go.

[broncocalijohn]

Nope don't agree. I am far from classless I just treat people how they treat others. You posts are classless in their own right. I thought you let it go.


I dont know if his posts would be classless but we have labled him correct on all other accounts.