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Atlas
01-18-2008, 09:08 AM
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 4-story mansion with an Orange and Blue sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos 7 logo flag, and in every window, a grinning Bronco Horsehead!

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won a Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what do you want to know, Peyton?" "Well, why does John Elway get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said "Peyton, that's not John Elway's house, it's mine."

Then God yelled.

GO BRONCOS!!!

Fusionfrontman
01-18-2008, 09:38 AM
HAHAHa I like it. But not to nitpick..why does God address Peyton as John in the first paragraph??