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alkemical
01-18-2008, 07:57 AM
Basically this is a "greatest hits" thread. Seen something witty, clever funny, or razor sharp on the OM? Read something that made you laugh at work, making your coworkers wonder what the hell is wrong with you? Give credit where credit's due, post it on this thread.

Inkana7
01-18-2008, 09:33 AM
I'm stuck with AZ and Pitt. The whole god damned nation gets the Broncos game, Indonesian shamen in mud huts get the f'n Broncos game and I'm stuck with the Toilet Bowl game of the day. If you had asked me just this morning if I could loathe the Steeler's and their colon piping jack ass fans any more I would have said "No way." But here I am, stunned again and looking for a way to find the soul less yuppie corksucker that comes up with this coverage sheeit so that I can gouge his eyes out, shove them up his ass so he can watch me kick his ass.

Nobody outside of Tempe and Pittsburgh cares. And the first Steeler fan to come here and say, "I live in Knick knack paddy whack, Tennessee and I care about the Steelers." I"m going to hire Blackwater Security services to hunt you down, beat your skull, attach a car battery to your nuts and fish hooks to your nostrils and light you up like a Christmas tree. And the geezers in Tempe can't recognize their own reflection in the mirror. You could throw peanuts down a hallway and tell them it's a football game and they'd believe you. That and they're in bed by 3:00 pm.

I've got more rage but I'll save that for when the pyches come to haul me away.

This is priceless.

Hotrod
01-18-2008, 10:04 AM
RaiderH8r is one of the best

BroncoBuff
01-18-2008, 10:19 AM
It's true. The last time he punched a stripper in the face, he followed up by attempting to smash her skull against the stage. This time, Pacman restrained himself after just the one little punch, but nobody wants to give him any credit for that.

Has everybody forgotten about the Duke LaCross Team?

Nobody on this board was there, right?

You just want to rush to judgement, just like the Duke LaCross Team.


It's so easy to just scan the list of Slap's posts and throw one up here ... but this one stood out :)

Pick Six
01-18-2008, 10:49 AM
This thread wouldn't be complete without one of Watermock's priceless posts. He's talking about the "decision to draft Marcus Thomas". Who thinks like this?Ha! Ha! Ha!


"Knocks on door"

"Shanny, we are on the clock!"

"Handle it."

"He might come in smelling like reefer and beer boss.."

"Go ask what Bates wants and quit bothering me...I was having a vidid dream with Paris Hilton.." "Rolls over on Paris" (humps pillow)

"But Boss, Bates wants that kik that is ricky williams couson."

"Let me sleep with Paris"

theAPAOps5
01-18-2008, 11:05 AM
One of the greatest responses to the Cutler made my kid get in line/Bad experience at Fanfare thread:

Jay knew he had to teach your impatient son a valuable lesson about being considerate to the other people in line. We should all be thankful that at his young age Mr. Cutler was able to give your child the much needed obedience that he was obviously lacking at home.

alkemical
01-18-2008, 11:06 AM
lol, good stuff guys

crush17
01-18-2008, 11:10 AM
oh man that RaiderH8r post is incredible.

epicSocialism4tw
01-18-2008, 11:30 AM
This is priceless.

That is some funny stuff.

RaiderH8r
01-18-2008, 11:35 AM
This is priceless.

Thanks for the nod. I was bitter that day.

vancejohnson82
01-18-2008, 11:44 AM
i loved the thread about cutting the line to get Cutler's autograph this summer

dumpy
01-18-2008, 11:57 AM
The greatest post I've read. I little bit of a long read. It was posted right before our playoff game with the Pats two years ago. Not a funny post, but I was ready to run through a wall after this. Needless to say, being at the game was awesome.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=35897

Natedogg
01-18-2008, 12:10 PM
From the "Tony Dungy is a Goody Two Shoes Christian" Thread.

Stormontheplains http://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1511996#post1511996) Alot of things go together perfectly. PB and Jelly, Steak and Potatos, Ice and Tea, but not a penus and anus. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuzzy
oh the ignorance!

wanna know what makes anal so good?

it's tighter, warmer, and more degrading to the woman.

theAPAOps5
01-18-2008, 12:32 PM
From the "Tony Dungy is a Goody Two Shoes Christian" Thread.

Oh man that was a good one too. Poor storm he now has two classics in response to his post.

alkemical
01-18-2008, 12:42 PM
I don't shower at the gym because my penis is small and I'm intimidated

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broncocalijohn
01-18-2008, 03:18 PM
I loved the one on Marketing Meth to Kids (which you can find on the Search on top of this page. Here are the best posts from the thread. Guess who makes this one a nomination for Hall of Fame thread (and why hasnt it been put there is beyond me!).


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I've screamed to my son about that crap...he's on methalley. I got on my knees, I'm dead serious. Tears in my eyes.

I begged him not to smoke but when he visited he only had three in three days to my knowledge. I got quite mad but WTF can you do? Beg I guess.

I remember asking if he smoked and then it patten him down. Viola. What can you do? I can't beat him, he's a young man and would kick my ass honestly if he wanted to. heh.

He knows I am just concerned about his welfare and health. He has to make his own decisions. I hate he's in MethAlley tho.<o:p></o:p>


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Then the response from Mock on AngryLlama:<o:p></o:p>
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He needs to hit rock bottom, Mock. Call the cops. It's better that he deal with legal toubles than to slowly die in front of you.<o:p></o:p>

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Your FOS. he doesn't have a drug problem. I just rminded him every time I saw him. Your comprehension is pathetic.I was talkking about smoking cigarettes.<o:p></o:p>
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Here comes the fun…….<o:p></o:p>
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So, I guess methalley is a road to meth? Forgive me for not realizing how stupid it sounds to interject your son's cigarette smoking habit in a thread about Methamphetamine sales.<o:p></o:p>
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YOur an idiot. He's in Methalley. I never said he was on it. I said I begged him not to do ityou idiot.

Where did I say he had a meth problem moron?<o:p></o:p>
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NI know what I talk to my son about moron. I said I got on my knees that he wouldn't do any meth, and he assured me he wouldn't, then I chastized him about smoking a few cigarettes.

I suggest you re read the comment. What a bunch of morons in here<o:p></o:p>


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Title of the thread?

Marketing Meth to Kids.



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And it's only 3:00 pm

I'm cryin' over here!<o:p></o:p>
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I wonder if Mock has ever talked to his kid about drinking....<o:p></o:p>


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Broncocalijohn:<o:p></o:p>
Best thing to do is show him a photo of him before he did meth than show him what he looks like now. It is amazing what incarcerated photo shots of a meth user shows over a two year period. You will never get back those brain cells. I am so glad i was into sports growing up. I didnt start partying until my senior year. Junior year was just a small dose, but i would rather go to an Angels game on a Friday night than to a party. Mock, if your son had a dog growing up, i bet this wouldnt have happened.<o:p></o:p>
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epicSocialism4tw
01-18-2008, 03:39 PM
From the "Tony Dungy is a Goody Two Shoes Christian" Thread.

Stay classy.

Hotrod
01-18-2008, 04:10 PM
I loved the one on Marketing Meth to Kids (which you can find on the Search on top of this page. Here are the best posts from the thread. Guess who makes this one a nomination for Hall of Fame thread (and why hasnt it been put there is beyond me!).


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I've screamed to my son about that crap...he's on methalley. I got on my knees, I'm dead serious. Tears in my eyes.

I begged him not to smoke but when he visited he only had three in three days to my knowledge. I got quite mad but WTF can you do? Beg I guess.

I remember asking if he smoked and then it patten him down. Viola. What can you do? I can't beat him, he's a young man and would kick my ass honestly if he wanted to. heh.

He knows I am just concerned about his welfare and health. He has to make his own decisions. I hate he's in MethAlley tho.<o:p></o:p>


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Then the response from Mock on AngryLlama:<o:p></o:p>
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He needs to hit rock bottom, Mock. Call the cops. It's better that he deal with legal toubles than to slowly die in front of you.<o:p></o:p>

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Your FOS. he doesn't have a drug problem. I just rminded him every time I saw him. Your comprehension is pathetic.I was talkking about smoking cigarettes.<o:p></o:p>
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Here comes the fun…….<o:p></o:p>
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So, I guess methalley is a road to meth? Forgive me for not realizing how stupid it sounds to interject your son's cigarette smoking habit in a thread about Methamphetamine sales.<o:p></o:p>
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YOur an idiot. He's in Methalley. I never said he was on it. I said I begged him not to do ityou idiot.

Where did I say he had a meth problem moron?<o:p></o:p>
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NI know what I talk to my son about moron. I said I got on my knees that he wouldn't do any meth, and he assured me he wouldn't, then I chastized him about smoking a few cigarettes.

I suggest you re read the comment. What a bunch of morons in here<o:p></o:p>


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REB:<o:p></o:p>
Title of the thread?

Marketing Meth to Kids.



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And it's only 3:00 pm

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Best thing to do is show him a photo of him before he did meth than show him what he looks like now. It is amazing what incarcerated photo shots of a meth user shows over a two year period. You will never get back those brain cells. I am so glad i was into sports growing up. I didnt start partying until my senior year. Junior year was just a small dose, but i would rather go to an Angels game on a Friday night than to a party. Mock, if your son had a dog growing up, i bet this wouldnt have happened.<o:p></o:p>
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Best thread EVER Hilarious!

TheDave
01-18-2008, 04:15 PM
That thread was awesome... Everyone was talking about kids on meth and for some reason mock decided to tell us about his kid smoking...

You just can't make that stuff up...

crowebomber
01-18-2008, 04:44 PM
And to think, meth was never the real danger. It was peanut butter.

BroncoBuff
01-18-2008, 08:06 PM
And to think, meth was never the real danger. It was peanut butter.
I guess it's been long enough to find humor in that ... LOL

theAPAOps5
01-18-2008, 08:40 PM
Mock hasn't really said much lately. Heaven forbid I thread jack but that was one of Mocks greatnesses so I guess its okay.

Hogan11
01-18-2008, 09:40 PM
It's so easy to just scan the list of Slap's posts and throw one up here ... but this one stood out :)

This is the thread that solidified his legendary status

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=44403&highlight=worst+posters

Bronx33
01-18-2008, 09:47 PM
This is the thread that solidified his legendary status

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=44403&highlight=worst+posters

Wow! i forgot all about that one that was a classic post with a cherry on top the crazyho and Iowanian beatdown was killer.

Bronx33
01-18-2008, 09:52 PM
Mock hasn't really said much lately. Heaven forbid I thread jack but that was one of Mocks greatnesses so I guess its okay.


He really hasn't been well enough to ride his snow mobile to the liquor store. ;D

gunns
01-18-2008, 09:57 PM
This is the thread that solidified his legendary status

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=44403&highlight=worst+posters

Classic thread, I laughed till I cried. And Llama's melt down was priceless.

Florida_Bronco
01-18-2008, 10:07 PM
This is the thread that solidified his legendary status

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=44403&highlight=worst+posters

Slap needs to get his ass in gear and give us an updated thread. Ha!

azbroncfan
01-18-2008, 10:34 PM
It will always be this for me



Quote:
And the Number 1 Forum Loser for the Summer of 2006: Angry Llama

Why he sucks: Biggest drama king on the Mane. Biggest poser on the Mane. Bizarre compulsion to immerse himself in mindless hype over this week's favorite athlete. Author of spectacular hissy fit meltdowns when his teams inevitably choke. No sense of perspective or slightest inkling of how he's perceived on this board.

Defining moment: Predicting a sweep for the Mavs in The Finals and then disappearing for several days after they inevitably choked.

Good points: His transparent and pretentious affectations, and inability to handle defeat like an adult, make him ripe for parody.

Potential for redemption: I hope he never changes.

SoCalBronco
01-18-2008, 10:45 PM
Some classics....

I really think Bob is a Broncos fan. He's like the gay guy who lashes out at other gay guys because he hates what he is.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1483412&highlight=hates#post1483412

omg y dont u come back to bed kthx?
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=536278#post536278

The next two should be read together, as the second was in response to the first:

Asking Hogan for rep. You'll have better luck finding a condom in Bob's wallet.

You could probably find one in there, but it's likely been there so long that opening it would be like opening a packet of sugar.
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=835452&highlight=packet#post835452

What part has escaped you?

It doesn't matter. The man rolls into a ball. Ouststanding.

You an idiot.
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1392337&highlight=ball+rolls#post1392337

Vegas_Bronco
01-19-2008, 02:10 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=32148&page=2

typical OM thread started with good intentions about the Fade and then veers way off course gets into a discussion about 'sausage pics' and spelling errors - lol! (Warning: contains Blart & Atlas together)

DomCasual
01-19-2008, 02:44 AM
I went and read through a bunch of that again. Just for the record, I've sort of changed my feelings about LABF. I'm not going to start any LABF fan clubs, or make him my adopt-a-bronco - but I think I understand him more than I did back then. He's a Communist, but a relatively likable one. ;)

Kaylore
01-19-2008, 04:26 AM
There's a lot but I need to think of some. Bob's threads are some great ones. So are some of Mock's. If anyone remembers his argument about "outer space" then you know.

BroncoBuff
01-19-2008, 10:31 AM
This is the thread that solidified his legendary status

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=44403&highlight=worst+posters
OMG YES ... sorry clavi, this one begins and ends the conversation. It's hilarious even if you're new to the Board and don't know the posters :~ohyah!: Florida is right, it needs an update.

Muddled
01-19-2008, 11:02 AM
OMG YES ... sorry clavi, this one begins and ends the conversation. It's hilarious even if you're new to the Board and don't know the posters :~ohyah!:

Aye, confirmed.

loborugger
01-19-2008, 11:46 AM
This is the thread that solidified his legendary status

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=44403&highlight=worst+posters

I remember watching that train wreck unfold.

Part hilarious, part pathetic. I am glad I stayed on the sidelines for that one.

Say what you will about Slap, but not only does he know his sports but he is about a sharp as they come.

The real irony of the thread was watching the nominated contestants show up, run the gauntlet of Slap and his adoring throng, and do nothing but prove Slap right. I guess they werent paying attention when their teacher or mommy told them "its better to be thought a fool then open your mouth and leave no doubt."

Funny how a little tainted peanut butter moved Mock from Public Enemy #1 to celebrated folk hero here on the OM. I remember when his appearance in a thread all but wrecked the thread as it broke down into a flame war. And while I didnt personally dislike Mock, he was viewed as the biggest turd around til Bob showed up to take the title (thanx again for that banning, TJ, its done nothing but improve the place).

I have to disagree with Florida's calls for a repeat. It was a classic. Not to take away from Slap's wit, but I think it would just pale in comparison. In the same vane, I also agree with what Blue said in the thread itself about not wanting a thread like that on the front page to represent the OM to outsiders.

I say its a classic. Just like you cant redo the Beatles, you cant redo Gone with the Wind, and you will never have another sports guarantee like Joe Willie's, I say let it rest in peace only to be brought now & again in threads like this.

orangeatheist
01-19-2008, 12:59 PM
I am glad I stayed on the sidelines for that one.

I'm sorry this was the first I'd heard of it!

So many missed opportunities. I kept reading that thread after they posted Majik's pic with those huge glasses wondering when someone was going to post that he looks like Edith Head. Or her characture, Edna Mode from The Incredibles.



Funny how a little tainted peanut butter moved Mock from Public Enemy #1 to celebrated folk hero here on the OM.

Ha ha ha! So true!

broncocalijohn
01-19-2008, 08:03 PM
Slap, always a very witty guy, has become very angry in the last year and I dont think an update would be good. It might be Alec-like. Isnt Majik ready to come off his yearly ban? I think the best retarded threads were started by Usedupbraids. Philadelphia is not a happy place with this guy around.

alkemical
01-21-2008, 08:47 AM
lol, you've never been to philly - they are never happy

alkemical
01-21-2008, 09:48 AM
OMG YES ... sorry clavi, this one begins and ends the conversation. It's hilarious even if you're new to the Board and don't know the posters :~ohyah!: Florida is right, it needs an update.

I think you are missing the point though. This thread is to just share funny/great posts. It's not that there's a winner, it's just a sort of hyperbole for "post of the century" as a title, but i thought it would be good. Someone makes a post you find great, quote it/link it - post it here.

Northman
01-21-2008, 10:18 AM
Damn, i cant find it anymore. Must be archived somewhere but the post from Boob about how K.C was going to stop Jake and bootleg only to have Denver bootleg all night long and win the game on top of that with Mightly Mouse. Boob was so adamant about how they were going to concentrate on shutting that down. He was so angry after that game because of the Bootleg. lmao

OBF1
01-21-2008, 02:16 PM
This is the thread that solidified his legendary status

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=44403&highlight=worst+posters

LOL I still laugh out loud and tear up reading this post. Top 10 of all time for sure LOL

-Slap-
01-21-2008, 02:18 PM
Slap, always a very witty guy, has become very angry in the last year and I dont think an update would be good. It might be Alec-like.

broncocalijohn, never a very witty guy, knows little about a wide range of subjects. In particular, my level of happiness on a daily basis.

I won't put Taco through the drama of an updated list, at least not one that would be published on the board for mass consumption. The disgraced moderators and egomaniac prima donnas that would populate a new list would thrash about so much, Taco would be forced to abandon his aspirations to be named Secretary of the Internet in the new Ron Paul administration, just to deal with the fallout.

I can't have that on my conscience.

alkemical
01-21-2008, 02:21 PM
broncocalijohn, never a very witty guy, knows little about a wide range of subjects. In particular, my level of happiness on a daily basis.

I won't put Taco through the drama of an updated list, at least not one that would be published on the board for mass consumption. The disgraced moderators and egomaniac prima donnas that would populate a new list would thrash about so much, Taco would be forced to abandon his aspirations to be named Secretary of the Internet in the new Ron Paul administration, just to deal with the fallout.

I can't have that on my conscience.


Slap - IMO it was brilliant writing. If anyone takes it seriously - screw 'em. Hey i have to go, i just pissed my pants.

epicSocialism4tw
01-21-2008, 02:25 PM
broncocalijohn, never a very witty guy, knows little about a wide range of subjects. In particular, my level of happiness on a daily basis.
I won't put Taco through the drama of an updated list, at least not one that would be published on the board for mass consumption. The disgraced moderators and egomaniac prima donnas that would populate a new list would thrash about so much, Taco would be forced to abandon his aspirations to be named Secretary of the Internet in the new Ron Paul administration, just to deal with the fallout.
I can't have that on my conscience.

Why would we need a new list when we have your latest melt down on file?

OBF1
01-21-2008, 02:28 PM
broncocalijohn, never a very witty guy, knows little about a wide range of subjects. In particular, my level of happiness on a daily basis.

I won't put Taco through the drama of an updated list, at least not one that would be published on the board for mass consumption. The disgraced moderators and egomaniac prima donnas that would populate a new list would thrash about so much, Taco would be forced to abandon his aspirations to be named Secretary of the Internet in the new Ron Paul administration, just to deal with the fallout.

I can't have that on my conscience.

Slappy, You are the best :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Rocket 7
01-21-2008, 02:49 PM
Willynowei
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=36541

theAPAOps5
01-21-2008, 04:00 PM
broncocalijohn, never a very witty guy, knows little about a wide range of subjects. In particular, my level of happiness on a daily basis.

I won't put Taco through the drama of an updated list, at least not one that would be published on the board for mass consumption. The disgraced moderators and egomaniac prima donnas that would populate a new list would thrash about so much, Taco would be forced to abandon his aspirations to be named Secretary of the Internet in the new Ron Paul administration, just to deal with the fallout.

I can't have that on my conscience.


**** MAN you have to do it now. You leave so much to the imagination. DO IT!

Kaylore
01-21-2008, 09:24 PM
Taco would be forced to abandon his aspirations to be named Secretary of the Internet in the new Ron Paul administration, just to deal with the fallout.

I can't have that on my conscience.

LOL

broncocalijohn
01-22-2008, 12:07 AM
broncocalijohn, never a very witty guy, knows little about a wide range of subjects. In particular, my level of happiness on a daily basis.

I won't put Taco through the drama of an updated list, at least not one that would be published on the board for mass consumption. The disgraced moderators and egomaniac prima donnas that would populate a new list would thrash about so much, Taco would be forced to abandon his aspirations to be named Secretary of the Internet in the new Ron Paul administration, just to deal with the fallout.

I can't have that on my conscience.

Sorry Slap but you have a few things wrong. First, reps say otherwise of the witty part. Not as top notch as the master you are but I am taking classes on " How to be Slap but without the Meds" and seems to be working out for me. As I do know little, but on a select range of subjects. I do not, for instance ,know how to try to invite myself to a tailgate party and then instead of going, I just bash the host. That is something only you and bendog can show the way. I am mostly happy go lucky and that might be the total curse. Being an A hole isnt part of my "range of subjects" I am trying to nail down. Plus, we have you for that and with a few of them banned, we will hold you up as the last of the A holes or at least tell you that to make you fell King. Well, until Freak6 comes back, we have you. I think I am sorry for bringing up the notion that you are angry. What was I thinking?

-Slap-
01-22-2008, 12:16 AM
Sorry Slap but you have a few things wrong. First, reps say otherwise of the witty part. Not as top notch as the master you are but I am taking classes on " How to be Slap but without the Meds" and seems to be working out for me. As I do know little but on a select range of subjects. I do not for instance know how to try to invite myself to a tailgate party and then instead of going, I just bash the host. That is something only you and bendog can show the way. I am mostly happy go lucky and that might be the total curse. Being an A hole isnt part of my "range of subjects" I am trying to nail down. Plus, we have you for that and with a few of them banned, we will hold you up as the last of the A holes or at least tell you that to make you fell King. Well, until Freak6 comes back, we have you. I think I am sorry for bringing up the notion that you are angry. What was I thinking?

Was this translated into Portuguese and then back into English?

snowtrx
01-22-2008, 05:09 PM
broncocalijohn refuting anothers claim of reasons why Eli wouldnt want to live in SD.

And when you state Raider fans and illegal aliens, you are being redundant.

epa86b@netzero
01-23-2008, 08:21 AM
I had planned to not post on this thread but I have decided to because Florida_Bronco seems like a good sport.

My favorite threads are in the thread started by Florida_Bronco titled "Asking for prayers...help me out here."

Some of my favorites.

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By Pendejo
Prancing Jesus....what a fantastic thread.

Can we get a mod to stickie this. It should go right under the thread re: Sam's bike.

While you're all praying for this kid to get his girlfriend back...could you throw some thoughts my way? I've been fighting a cold for the past few days, and I don't care a great deal for being ill.

May the Blessed Oliver watch over you all.
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By freak6
Dear God,

I am forced to donate $750 a month to Exxon/Mobil in order to serve my country. In the Corps infinite wisdom, they decided since I am within "50" miles of Camp Pendleton (really 75), I can drive back and forth, every day. Can you and sweet baby Jesus get them to see the err of thier ways? Oh yeah, and if you could get the Broncos a playoff win this year, that
d be cool too!

Amen
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By broncocalijohn

Florida, good luck but i just dont have any room for another blessed prayer. I have other little things to pray about at church and at home like our soldiers at war, my wife and kids, my job .............. hope I get a good night sleep ............. will my mail come on time, etc. If one of those drops out, I will add your oh sooo important prayer to god's unbusy schedule.
I like you FB but this is one of those things that God doesnt intervene because u screwed up. THis is life. Learn from it. She will be dating others in NJ and that can be good for you. She will meet Guido with his chain necklace and his 1987 IROQ. Whatever you did, cant be worse than that. Better yet, if she doesnt take you back, make a broncos home or away game and find a broncos chick. Stay away from the Tampa Bay chicks as they work at the Waffle House.
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By Slap
When I was in kindergarten, I wrote a love note to some charming young girl in my class. She seemed flattered, but my missive was intercepted by rouges and I was taunted for the rest of the day. Persecuted at the age of five because of my weakness for the fairer sex! Cooties, indeed!

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By Slap

This might be an extreme step, but if you dated for four years, you might still have access to some of her hair and fingernail clippings.

TheReverend
01-23-2008, 10:02 AM
Awesome thread, thanks for bringing it up, epa. I'm surprised none of Gonzo's quotes made their way into your post, those were hilarious... but this was, by far, the best:

Just try not to think about all the other ***** she is sucking now that she has a great new life without you.

broncocalijohn
05-10-2011, 11:24 PM
Any new ones since 2008? Foneco and Myrtle Beach are two threads of the century with epic posts in those two threads.

Lev Vyvanse
05-10-2011, 11:41 PM
Any new ones since 2008? Foneco and Myrtle Beach are two threads of the century with epic posts in those two threads.


This is one strange ass bump (you look like a fool in this thread). Also, I miss TheDave.

broncocalijohn
05-11-2011, 12:03 AM
This is one strange ass bump (you look like a fool in this thread). Also, I miss TheDave.

I miss the Dave but when you read a thread (I believe on Foneco) and then other threads get tied into each other, you find one and bump it. As for Slap, he slams me on one line and I think I responded a OK. Slap, as I stated, was witty but an ahole. I think he was proud of that part. I dont think I ever had a run in with him before but some guys can't handle not having everyone suck his dong. I sure wasnt going to do it.

epicSocialism4tw
05-11-2011, 12:18 AM
I miss the Dave but when you read a thread (I believe on Foneco) and then other threads get tied into each other, you find one and bump it. As for Slap, he slams me on one line and I think I responded a OK. Slap, as I stated, was witty but an ahole. I think he was proud of that part. I dont think I ever had a run in with him before but some guys can't handle not having everyone suck his dong. I sure wasnt going to do it.

That's why the dude turned on me too. Then he started sending me a bunch of weird sexually depraved private messages that gave me the impression he was sexually molested by a dude over a long period of time. He may have been a repressed closet homosexual. I couldnt figure out another reason why the guy was so obsessive with other guys here and his conversation went into homosexual incest so often. I mean who thinks of that stuff at all much less all the time?

Dude had serious problems. Hopefully he has found something in this world worth getting himself right for and he can untie those twisted knots in his soul.

broncocalijohn
05-11-2011, 12:53 AM
he just thought you were cute drama llama!

Cleo McDowell
05-11-2011, 01:13 AM
Awesome thread, thanks for bringing it up, epa. I'm surprised none of Gonzo's quotes made their way into your post, those were hilarious... but this was, by far, the best:

Cannot find. I am interested in learning more about this thread.

ZachKC
05-11-2011, 01:50 AM
The ghostbusters fiasco was pretty funny.

underrated29
05-11-2011, 09:29 AM
I did not read through the entire thread, but unless I am mistaken how is bronco warrior not mentioned.

That guy put up classic threads of epic proportions both here and at BF. ****. I was him for halloween.

TheReverend
05-11-2011, 09:44 AM
Cannot find. I am interested in learning more about this thread.

It's been deleted, but the guy who deleted it will claim he didn't.

TheReverend
05-11-2011, 09:46 AM
Btw, the "Horse's Butt" has like 100x better threads than the "RoF"

Silly PC garbage

DomCasual
05-11-2011, 09:47 AM
Awesome thread, thanks for bringing it up, epa. I'm surprised none of Gonzo's quotes made their way into your post, those were hilarious... but this was, by far, the best:

Wait, sixtimeseight is Gonzo?

Beantown Bronco
05-11-2011, 09:49 AM
I did not read through the entire thread, but unless I am mistaken how is bronco warrior not mentioned.

That guy put up classic threads of epic proportions both here and at BF. ****. I was him for halloween.

This thread pre-dated him.

TheReverend
05-11-2011, 09:52 AM
Wait, sixtimeseight is Gonzo?

No, no.

DomCasual
05-11-2011, 09:54 AM
No, no.

Well, then, what the heck, man? You quoted what you said was the best Gonzo quote, and then referenced a quote by sixtimeseight (who is a royal douche, IMHO).

Cleo McDowell
05-11-2011, 09:57 AM
It's been deleted, but the guy who deleted it will claim he didn't.

lol and dammit.

TheReverend
05-11-2011, 10:09 AM
Well, then, what the heck, man? You quoted what you said was the best Gonzo quote, and then referenced a quote by sixtimeseight (who is a royal douche, IMHO).

No, I referenced how great Gonzo was in it and then said "BUT this was the best"

And yes, sixtimeseight was a royal douche, but it was a great post.

DomCasual
05-11-2011, 10:24 AM
No, I referenced how great Gonzo was in it and then said "BUT this was the best"

And yes, sixtimeseight was a royal douche, but it was a great post.

Oh, I see. You kind of suck with conjunctions.

Is sixtimeseight karenin? They're both douches, and I've never seen them together.

TheReverend
05-11-2011, 10:29 AM
Oh, I see. You kind of suck with conjunctions

http://www.onesadpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sad_panda_painting.jpg

DomCasual
05-11-2011, 10:50 AM
http://www.onesadpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sad_panda_painting.jpg

Hey, I'm just keeping it reelz. We all can't be good at conjunctions. My suggestion is that you take something you really like, and run with it. You can do anything you set your mind to, roller girl!

Quoydogs
05-11-2011, 11:55 AM
Hey, I'm just keeping it reelz. We all can't be good at conjunctions. My suggestion is that you take something you really like, and run with it. You can do anything you set your mind to, roller girl!

Roller Girl mmmmmmmmmmmmm Boogie nights // Heather Graham !! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

DomCasual
05-11-2011, 12:02 PM
Roller Girl mmmmmmmmmmmmm Boogie nights // Heather Graham !! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

A great movie, IMHO. It's definitely on my top-10 list.

Gort
05-11-2011, 12:19 PM
Any new ones since 2008? Foneco and Myrtle Beach are two threads of the century with epic posts in those two threads.

there was one about some kid looking for a job as well. some of the "oleg" threads too.

alkemical
05-11-2011, 12:28 PM
You potent bastard....you've probably impregnated numerous women on this board by merely logging in and posting.

..

Quoydogs
05-11-2011, 12:36 PM
A great movie, IMHO. It's definitely on my top-10 list.

Agreed.

Roller girl " Are we going to F@##
Jack Horner " Yes"
Roller Girl " Great "
Dirk Diggler " Are you going to take you skates off "
Roller Girl " I never take my skates off, oh and don't cum in me."


I love that scene

Cool Breeze
05-11-2011, 12:37 PM
there was one about some kid looking for a job as well. some of the "oleg" threads too.

Is this it?
http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2940871#post2940871

I liked the movin from Texas to Carolina with the pregnant girl thread.

Man-Goblin
05-11-2011, 01:32 PM
I can't believe I found this.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2082575&postcount=21

mkporter
05-11-2011, 02:28 PM
I can't believe I found this.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2082575&postcount=21

In addition to the $40 on the tree, he's wearing a watch on both wrists. You know you ballin' when you gotz two mutha ****ing watches, yo!

HAT
05-11-2011, 05:14 PM
I will never stop laughing over the first 12 posts in this thread. Ever.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=94862

"Is cold in de water, no?" :rofl:

McDman
05-11-2011, 06:55 PM
My favorite thread of all time involved Rev calling Tsi's girlfriend a whale and him going ballistic and wishing Rev died in a fiery car crash.

CLASSIC!

epicSocialism4tw
05-11-2011, 10:09 PM
Anyone have any from freak 6?

broncocalijohn
05-11-2011, 11:17 PM
Anyone have any from freak 6?

He left with the other ladies. Not sad he is gone.

Another good thread is The job one started losing some appeal then his uneducated girlfriend came onto the mane when he let her read the posts. It seemed too good to be real.

Lev Vyvanse
05-11-2011, 11:42 PM
He left with the other ladies. Not sad he is gone.

The job one started losing some appeal then his uneducated girlfriend came onto the mane when he let her read the posts. It seemed too good to be real.

Was this translated into Portuguese and then back into English?

epicSocialism4tw
05-11-2011, 11:44 PM
He left with the other ladies. Not sad he is gone.

The job one started losing some appeal then his uneducated girlfriend came onto the mane when he let her read the posts. It seemed too good to be real.


Who was his girlfriend?