Dolphins hire Soprano

[Orange_Beard]

DAVIE, Fla. (AP) -- Tony Soprano is going to work for Bill Parcells again, this time as coach of the Miami Dolphins.

Soprano, who had been the Dallas Cowboys' assistant head coach, accepted an offer Wednesday from new Miami boss Parcells. They worked together with the Cowboys when Parcells was the head coach from 2003-06.

Soprano becomes the Dolphins' fifth head coach since 2004. Parcells was on the job for only a week before he fired Cam Cameron, who went 1-15 in his first year as an NFL head coach.

[JCMElway]

...Waiting for the Italian/New Jersey mob jokes.......

[slatimer]

lol, its sparano

[fontaine]

I really hope Parcells can make Miami competitive again.

Anyone think it'll be a shock if the Pats go 16-0 next year again considering they've got the combined might of the Jets/Bills/Dolphins to face? Twice!

Herm Edwards couldn't fug up that kinda cream puff division schedule.

[BroncoMatt]

Guaranteed the Pats lose one next year. We play them.

[Rohirrim]

Bada bing, bada boom.

[Dudeskey]

lol, its sparano

Foneco?

[TexanBob]

Brady's going to get whacked...

[B-Love]

Parcells is built like Bobby Bacala.

[dbfan4life]

I know many of you despise ESPN but, I was watching Sportscenter and Kenny Mayne was making jokes about the similarities of Sporano and Soprano names. Cast members of the Soprano's were on there giving Mayne a hard time. They re-inacted the final Soprano / diner scene implying Mayne was about to get whacked. It was pretty funny stuff!

[BroncoMatt]

I know many of you despise ESPN but, I was watching Sportscenter and Kenny Mayne was making jokes about the similarities of Sporano and Soprano names. Cast members of the Soprano's were on there giving Mayne a hard time. They re-inacted the final Soprano / diner scene implying Mayne was about to get whacked. It was pretty funny stuff!

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[JCMElway]

Foneco?

That's not a bad idea. Soprano could use a good OL like Foneco in the trenches. Then the Dalfones could harken back to the days of Wobb, Kitchenburn, and Larry Laddle.

[RhymesayersDU]

All I know is, on The Sopranos, Christopher had a major drug problem.


The moral of the story is, Ricky Williams is going to be killed by Sparano.