**** tards

[Spider]

damn they shut my ass down , wont let me go up the hill ....... about 12 of us stuck here , mile marker 20 on Rio blanco county 5 ..... they wont even let me go up even with jewlery on .....

[Cito Pelon]

Your'e a ****ing cowboy, they don't want you leading more cowboys into wahoo type of stuff.

[Spider]

Your'e a ****ing cowboy, they don't want you leading more cowboys into wahoo type of stuff.

;D , I am not that heavy 82 K gross , I could back up that freaking hill ..... 20 miles of dirt road ....

[Cito Pelon]

Hell, how many wahoos would it take to get a wahoo like you out of a jam? Relax, road warrior. The whorehouse you're trying to get to will wait for you.

[Spider]

Hell, how many wahoos would it take to get a wahoo like you out of a jam? Relax, road warrior. The whorehouse you're trying to get to will wait for you.
I am in the back woods of Colorado . no telling what is in the whorehouse . have you seen the women in this state ?

[Cito Pelon]

I am in the back woods of Colorado . no telling what is in the whorehouse . have you seen the women in this state ?

Man, that's just cold. What made you want to sneer at the women of Colorado? That's uncalled for just because you can't climb a hill. I don't think the women of Colorado are clamoring for some trucker bum that can't outsmart a Colorado State Trooper. Make of it what you can. Is there some bad ass trucker chicks you can lure? ;)

[Spider]

Man, that's just cold. What made you want to sneer at the women of Colorado? That's uncalled for just because you can't climb a hill. I don't think the women of Colorado are clamoring for some trucker bum that can't outsmart a Colorado State Trooper. Make of it what you can. Is there some bad ass trucker chicks you can lure? ;)
;D actually there are some good looking women here , the 1 at the guard shack where I am is not bad at ,all tad bit on the heavy side , but she is the one that called the trooper to shut down the hill .. women truckers are either lezbos , or 350 pound gorillas

[Cito Pelon]

;D actually there are some good looking women here , the 1 at the guard shack where I am is not bad at ,all tad bit on the heavy side , but she is the one that called the trooper to shut down the hill .. women truckers are either lezbos , or 350 pound gorillas

If you have a good tongue I bet those lesbos are lonely too. Spray yourself with perfume and go a-courting.

[Spider]

Here is where I was .........

[Spider]

Give you an Idea of how deep the snow was

[24champ]

Piece o cake...

[Spider]

Piece o cake...

yeah it was ...... ;D

[24champ]

Reminds me of the show Ice Truckers, driving through BFE in crap conditions.

[Spider]

Reminds me of the show Ice Truckers, driving through BFE in crap conditions.

alot like it , except I am not driving over lakes ;D but if I lose control , I go strait down 700-1200 feet i na few seconds ...saves on fuel hard on the truck though .... but I have to be damn carefull around corners ....