View Full Version : What things Spider would do were he elected President of the United States
He would outlaw cars on all intestates.
He would make bad driving a hanging offense.
He would put a sheep in every garage.
He would make bad spelling mandatory.
He would have Ron Paul hanged on general principles.
He would by Executive order 63994 mandate the denver Broncos win the Super Bow every year and always get the first 7 players taken in the NFL draft.
"Every man must have one sheep and carry one gun at all times."
RhymesayersDU
01-12-2008, 10:43 PM
5-Star Thread.
theAPAOps5
01-12-2008, 11:13 PM
Executive Order 1: Spider is always right
Executive Order 2: If Spider is wrong see executive order 1
Meck77
01-12-2008, 11:22 PM
He would raise taxes for a national childcare plan. He'd have to just to cover the cost of HIS kids! ;)
Bronco Bob
01-12-2008, 11:33 PM
He would require everyone in a bar to smoke, whether they wanted to or not.
He would make Bush and Condi get married and live in a 10 & 10 room.
He would would insist that every visiting Head of State would have to drink beer and shoot pool with him at the Windy Inn & Pub before any business was conducted.
He would fire all the agency's that regulate trucking and replace them with the air traffic controllers Reagan fired.
SoCalBronco
01-13-2008, 12:56 AM
Spider would make it a mandatory requirement for every person in this country to learn and speak Fonecese.
TheDave
01-13-2008, 01:01 AM
Nominate me as VP... :thumbs:
SoCalBronco
01-13-2008, 01:03 AM
Nominate me as VP... :thumbs:
A Spider/TheDave ticket would be sailing along towards a certain election victory until one Bea Arthur got on Larry King Live to air all the dirty secrets.
BroncoBuff
01-13-2008, 07:33 AM
Executive Order 5: Families that have triplets automatically win Lottery.
FrontRowSeat1
01-13-2008, 09:36 AM
Lest we forget, shutting down any and all competitive forms of transport...and stopping all this silly research into alternative fuels and or...imagine....research to actually do away with internal combustion engines. Removing all taxes from Trucking Industry and allowing any weight then denying the impact on the roadbed destruction could possibly be related to grossly over weight semis traveling at excessive speeds.
True, this thread could be a good one.
Rohirrim
01-13-2008, 09:39 AM
I don't care what he would do. I just expect to be named Ambassador to France. :wiggle:
FrontRowSeat1
01-13-2008, 09:41 AM
France would be banned.
Bronx33
01-13-2008, 10:47 AM
Ohh Ohhh OHHHH PUT ME IN CHARGE OF THE BORDER! i would be sooooo rock at that position!
Nominate me as VP... :thumbs:
I think he is leaning toward Ron Paul.
Kaylore
01-13-2008, 01:04 PM
A Spider/TheDave ticket would be sailing along towards a certain election victory until one Bea Arthur got on Larry King Live to air all the dirty secrets.
:spit:
ak1971
01-13-2008, 10:11 PM
Ban dictionaires!
Los Broncos
01-13-2008, 11:09 PM
He could high jack a truck load of beer and bring it to my place.
Breaker
01-15-2008, 05:19 AM
Outlaw the use of those damn periods!!!!!
Spider
01-15-2008, 08:06 AM
Outlaw the use of those damn periods!!!!!
umm why would I do that ? .........