Award stands for man who sued for theft of wife

[Spider]

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Award stands for man who sued for theft of wife
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Published: Thursday January 10, 2008

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A law still on the books in Mississippi entitles Johnny Valentine to over $750,000 from the man that his ex-wife Sandra ended up marrying, a judgment made final by the U.S. Supreme Court's refusal to hear the case, previously upheld on the state level.

After then-named Sandra Valentine and businessman Jerry Fitch Sr. conceived a child during an affair, the Valentines divorced. Johnny then sued Fitch under the state's "alienation of affection" law, which entitles an abandoned spouse legal recourse for loss of companionship, love, and sex.

Mississippi is one of seven remaining states with such a law on the books, which considers a spouse the property of the other.

"I don't consider myself property," says Sandra Fitch, to ABC News.

"Not Johnny's, not anyone's. Just my own."

[Hotrod]

What happened to the good old days when one would simply beat the **** out of some guy who stole his wife......we've become a bunch of pussys

[Spider]

What happened to the good old days when one would simply beat the **** out of some guy who stole his wife......we've become a bunch of p***Ys

LOL ...... well i keep asking myself is a wife property ?

[Hotrod]

LOL ...... well i keep asking myself is a wife property ?

Well according to my boss errr wife the answer is No they are not our property. She does assure me that I however do belong to her........I should have paid more attention at the wedding ceremony I guess :)

[Spider]

Well according to my boss errr wife the answer is No they are not our property. She does assure me that I however do belong to her........I should have paid more attention at the wedding ceremony I guess :)

;D you and me both ....

[Rohirrim]

Well according to my boss errr wife the answer is No they are not our property. She does assure me that I however do belong to her........I should have paid more attention at the wedding ceremony I guess :)

That's why they get us drunk first. :wiggle:

[TailgateNut]

That's one fugged up law. Here's another one.

Years ago my father in law was in an accident which he caused, and the other motorist was injured and bedridden for several months. He sued my father in law for "lack-o-nookie" and was awarded $17000.00 for not being able to "you know what" for 2 months.

Keep it in mind the next time someone "rear-ends" you!:wiggle:

[baja]

If you are "rear-ended" aren't you already getting nookie?

[TailgateNut]

If you are "rear-ended" aren't you already getting nookie?


I guess that's a matter of opinion, ERR: orientation!;D

[Spider]

1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

[Hotrod]

1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

LOL

[Doggcow]

Anyone else think a law that allows you to sue for loss of sex is just fantastic?

[baja]

1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

Well you better quit messin with them rough necks.;D

[baja]

Anyone else think a law that allows you to sue for loss of sex is just fantastic?

Does that include headaches?

[Spider]

Well you better quit messin with them rough necks.;D

LOL hats a severe pain all over the body ...... I am so glad they backed down .... I am not the man I used to be ......

[cutthemdown]

That's one fugged up law. Here's another one.

Years ago my father in law was in an accident which he caused, and the other motorist was injured and bedridden for several months. He sued my father in law for "lack-o-nookie" and was awarded $17000.00 for not being able to "you know what" for 2 months.

Keep it in mind the next time someone "rear-ends" you!:wiggle:

It's called loss of consortium. Anytime you are negligent and that negligence results in an injury to a person that disables his/her ability to have relations with there married partner you can be sued for loss of consortium.

Sex is important!!!!!!!!

[TailgateNut]

It's called loss of consortium. Anytime you are negligent and that negligence results in an injury to a person that disables his/her ability to have relations with there married partner you can be sued for loss of consortium.

Sex is important!!!!!!!!


Thanks for the "legalese". I liked "lack-o-nookie" myself!;)

[BroncoBuff]

I'm moving to Mississippi ... just in case.

[Dead Head]

Nice. Cheating winch. Or is it Wench? :)

[defenseman]

1 st sign of getting aids is a severe pounding pain in the ass

Freaking hilarious.Hilarious! Spider to the rescue once again...dman

[cutthemdown]

Thanks for the "legalese". I liked "lack-o-nookie" myself!;)

Lack-o-nookie is a seldom used provision of the limp dick act of 1976.

[baja]

that was funny