Hottest Sports Wives....some Broncos content

[Beantown Bronco]

This should spark some good-natured debate.

I vote that you are not allowed to disagree with anything on this list unless you have photographic evidence to the contrary. :)

http://www.armchairgm.com/25_Hottest_Sports_Wives

[Los Broncos]

Marriage is obsolete.

[Dead Head]

Marriage is obsolete.

Marriage to an American woman is a practice in lunacy.

[Spider]

post a pic of my wife .....

[Los Broncos]

Marriage to an American woman is a practice in lunacy.

Sorry to sound bitter, but i don't like marriage.

[Spider]

here is one by herslef .... this is after 6 kids

[Spider]

Marriage is obsolete.

you just havent met thr right guy yet ;D . . seriously though , you will meet the right woman for you , have kids , lose your sanity like the rest of us .......

[Northman]

Nobody can beat my wife.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album4/raquelgibson01_101505.jpg



















Disclaimer: ok, my fantasy wife. :wiggle:

[Dead Head]

Sorry to sound bitter, but i don't like marriage.

I stopped dating younger American women sometime ago. They drove me up a wall. Asian woman are the best IMO followed closely by latino women. Just my experience though. It could be me :)

[Los Broncos]

I stopped dating younger American women sometime ago. They drove me up a wall. Asian woman are the best IMO followed closely by latino women. Just my experience though. It could be me :)

Your right on there, ive just met a lot of people who were married and were so unhappy.

Ive never been married, me and my gf have be together for five years and it couldn't be better.

[Los Broncos]

you just havent met thr right guy yet ;D . . seriously though , you will meet the right woman for you , have kids , lose your sanity like the rest of us .......

Define "the right girl"

[Northman]

Define "the right girl"


http://www.thoughttheater.com/blow_up_doll_twin.jpg

[Spider]

:spit: Define "the right girl"

heartbeat , doesnt know the meaning of the word no all of her limbs is optional

[BigPlayShay]

Doesn't Glenn Cadrez have a hot wife?

[Beantown Bronco]

Doesn't Glenn Cadrez have a hot wife?

Don't know about Glenn, but this is one Top 25 list that Plummer probably should've made.

[Man-Goblin]

Pete Sampras wins.

[Los Broncos]

http://www.thoughttheater.com/blow_up_doll_twin.jpg

They both cost about the same.

[Northman]

http://static.flickr.com/80/224812239_740dc39783.jpg

Glenn and wife.

[Los Broncos]

:spit:

heartbeat , doesnt know the meaning of the word no all of her limbs is optional

I heard down at the local burn unit a man can have his pick.

[Northman]

Pete Sampras wins.

Agreed. ^5

[Spider]

I heard down at the local burn unit a man can have his pick.
never thought of that

[BMF Bronco]

That Veronica Vaughn is one nice piece of Ace!

[Northman]

They both cost about the same.


Yea, but one is a sure thing plus one just sits and is quiet. lol

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Hottest. Sportswife. EVAR!!!!

[missingnumber7]

Is this going to become a pimp your wives and girlfriends thread?

[Beantown Bronco]

Is this going to become a pimp your wives and girlfriends thread?

Where's zdoor when you need him?

[penguintheory]

I heard down at the local burn unit a man can have his pick.

:crazy:

[Man-Goblin]

Hottest. Sportswife. EVAR!!!!

I can't believe I missed that softball.

[penguintheory]

I can't believe I missed that softball.

Oh, Foneco

[Traveler]

Is this going to become a pimp your wives and girlfriends thread?

Pimp Your Wives or Girlfriends...hmmm. Maybe someone should rename this thread.;D

[yavoon]

Your right on there, ive just met a lot of people who were married and were so unhappy.

Ive never been married, me and my gf have be together for five years and it couldn't be better.

another practicer of perpetual adolescence.

[Jason in LA]

There's nothing wrong with marrage...as long as she's hot, really easy to get along with and doesn't give me a hard time. Too bad that's like finding a damn unicorn. ;D

[yavoon]

There's nothing wrong with marrage...as long as she's hot, really easy to get along with and doesn't give me a hard time. Too bad that's like finding a damn unicorn. ;D

maybe you just dont have anything a decent woman would want?

[Jason in LA]

maybe you just dont have anything a decent woman would want?

Oh, okay. We haven't had a battle in a while. I guess you just want to start something up.

[yavoon]

Oh, okay. We haven't had a battle in a while. I guess you just want to start something up.

just pointing out the possibilities that instead of there being no good women on the planet, maybe all the good women would avoid you?

[BlueCrusher]

How did Eva Longoria and Tony Parker not make this list??? Edited with pic just because it was fun to search for it.

[Jason in LA]

just pointing out the possibilities that instead of there being no good women on the planet, maybe all the good women would avoid you?


This has been a funny thread so far. Why do you want to turn it into a pissing contest? Get that stick out your ass and have fun with this like the rest of us.

[Dead Head]

Hottest. Sportswife. EVAR!!!!

Dude...you just made it crawl back up.

[yavoon]

This has been a funny thread so far. Why do you want to turn it into a pissing contest? Get that stick out your ass and have fun with this like the rest of us.

how's this?:

"man I like teh hawt womens, too bad they are all b****es, **** marriage. lets pre-drink, SHOW US UR boobies! man why are there no good women out there, I am a totel catch."

and for my part, I AM having fun w/ this thread. =P

[yavoon]

How did Eva Longoria and Tony Parker not make this list???

that is a crime.

[Jason in LA]

yavoon, you are right. It must just be me. I guess I just need to give up on dating hot women...since I have nothing to offer them. So I'll call up this girl and cancel our date tonight. Damn, it's going to suck letting a model go. ;D

[yavoon]

yavoon, you are right. It must just be me. I guess I just need to give up on dating hot women...since I have nothing to offer them. So I'll call up this girl and cancel our date tonight. Damn, it's going to suck letting a model go. ;D

is that ur revised reply to my answer previously? hey you're the one that called them unicorns. if all ur dating are skanks who u dont get along w/ and give u a hard time then go ahead. FULL STEAM BABY!

[Beantown Bronco]

How did Eva Longoria and Tony Parker not make this list???

Check the date at the bottom of the web page - Aug 2006.

[Traveler]

maybe you just dont have anything a decent woman would want?

And you do? Put up or shut up! Where's the pic of you and your better half?

[Jason in LA]

is that ur revised reply to my answer previously? hey you're the one that called them unicorns. if all ur dating are skanks who u dont get along w/ and give u a hard time then go ahead. FULL STEAM BABY!


Skanks? Wow, you're really jumping to conclusions. Do you say all attrative women are skanks? I guess you probably would because you probably can't get one. Women don't give me a hard time. I'm not the type of guy who is going to stick around if a woman decides to act in a disrespectful manner.

[yavoon]

And you do? Put up or shut up! Where's the pick of you and your better half?

well jason's objection wasn't so much that he doesn't date hotties its that they are all bitches and give him ****. to which I responded maybe all the good women would avoid him.

=D

[BlueCrusher]

Check the date at the bottom of the web page - Aug 2006.

Knew there had to be some reason. Eva should easily crack the top ten. Yup, I'm on a first name basis with her. I call her Eva, she calls me creepy guy with camera that keeps following her.

[Jason in LA]

And you do? Put up or shut up! Where's the pic of you and your better half?

Thank you. He's probably searching the net for some hot chick right now.

[Traveler]

Skanks? Wow, you're really jumping to conclusions. Do you say all attrative women are skanks? I guess you probably would because you probably can't get one. Women don't give me a hard time. I'm not the type of guy who is going to stick around if a woman decides to act in a disrespectful manner.

Jason,

Don't justify yourself to this guy. Just do your thing!:thumbsup:

[Spider]

I wouldnt let Yavbitch get to you ........ he is the Frank Burns of the Bronco nation

[yavoon]

Skanks? Wow, you're really jumping to conclusions. Do you say all attrative women are skanks? I guess you probably would because you probably can't get one. Women don't give me a hard time. I'm not the type of guy who is going to stick around if a woman decides to act in a disrespectful manner.

I'm only going on what you said.

"There's nothing wrong with marrage...as long as she's hot, really easy to get along with and doesn't give me a hard time. Too bad that's like finding a damn unicorn. "

seems to me ur squirming now.

[yavoon]

Thank you. He's probably searching the net for some hot chick right now.

why would I do that?

[Jason in LA]

well jason's objection wasn't so much that he doesn't date hotties its that they are all b****es and give him ****. to which I responded maybe all the good women would avoid him.

=D


I at no time said any of that. Please do not exaggerate my points.

[Dagmar]

This thread is getting good...

[Jason in LA]

I'm only going on what you said.

"There's nothing wrong with marrage...as long as she's hot, really easy to get along with and doesn't give me a hard time. Too bad that's like finding a damn unicorn. "

seems to me ur squirming now.


You are not going by what I said. You are greatly exaggerating something that I said in fun.

[yavoon]

I at no time said any of that. Please do not exaggerate my points.

it is pretty much what you said, you said basically all the hot women who DON'T annoy you and give you a hard time are unicorns. I imagine the rest of the non-unicorn population you are dating are annoying and give you ****, which is why you consider the opposite to be unicorns.

again, to which I responded maybe all the good ones just avoid you? sounds like a pretty typical case of skank dating to me personally.

[yavoon]

You are not going by what I said. You are greatly exaggerating something that I said in fun.

I'm saying things in fun too! :)

[Traveler]

C'mon Yavoon!

You have the sack to question Jason. Let's see what you got! And it has to be you in the pic with the hottie!:woowoo:

[yavoon]

C'mon Yavoon!

You have the sack to question Jason. Let's see what you got! And it has to be you in the pic with the hottie!:woowoo:

haha:). not gna happen. though I would say that I'm not really arguing that jason dates fatties or anything, I 100% trust him(what else is there to do on internet?) that he dates hotties.

[Traveler]

Don't fret Jason, she's out there. Just not the right time for her to enter your life yet. :wiggle:

[Traveler]

haha:). not gna happen. Boo! Boo!:yayaya:

[Jason in LA]

it is pretty much what you said, you said basically all the hot women who DON'T annoy you and give you a hard time are unicorns. I imagine the rest of the non-unicorn population you are dating are annoying and give you ****, which is why you consider the opposite to be unicorns.

again, to which I responded maybe all the good ones just avoid you? sounds like a pretty typical case of skank dating to me personally.


I never used the term "all". I used unicorn as a fun exaggeration. I never called them "B******". You used that word, not me.

Again, you are greatly exaggerating something that I said in fun.

And we are all waiting to see what you are pulling. Well, we won't be holding our breathes. Because we'd all die.

[yavoon]

I never used the term "all". I used unicorn as a fun exaggeration. I never called them "B******". You used that word, not me.

Again, you are greatly exaggerating something that I said in fun.

And we are all waiting to see what you are pulling. Well, we won't be holding our breathes. Because we'd all die.

consider my response in fun too then. problem solved!

[Jason in LA]

Don't fret Jason, she's out there. Just not the right time for her to enter your life yet. :wiggle:


I'm sure she is. But I'm not really looking for her. ;D I'm having too much fun with the chase. But I'm sure she'll find me someday.

[Jason in LA]

A friend of mine sent me these jokes.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

[Traveler]

I'm having too much fun with the chase.

That's when Miss Right usually shows up. Till then, enjoy Miss Right Now!:notworthy

[yavoon]

A friend of mine sent me these jokes.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

not to be overly serious but married couples live longer, accumulate more wealth, have more sex, have better sex, have more secure retirements, have happier retirements. crap I forget the whole list. oh wells:).

[Jason in LA]

not to be overly serious but married couples live longer, accumulate more wealth, have more sex, have better sex, have more secure retirements, have happier retirements. crap I forget the whole list. oh wells:).

I swear somebody just needs to shoot you. You are a kill joy.

[ohiobronco2]

http://www.thoughttheater.com/blow_up_doll_twin.jpg

Who is that chick in the blue bikini next to Phillip Rivers girlfriend?

[Jason in LA]

Why wasn't Kobe's wife on that list? She's smokin' hot. She's hotter than a number of the women on that list.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/5A5C0669.jpg

[yavoon]

I swear somebody just needs to shoot you. You are a kill joy.

LOL i date teh hotties but they are all bitches!

[Beantown Bronco]

If the list were more current, I think I know who would be at or near the top of the chart:

Jeff Garcia married Carmella DeCesare, the 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year, on April 21, 2007 in San Martin, California. They are expecting a daughter in April 2008.

So much for TO's "looks like a rat, sounds like a rat" comments about him a few years back.

[TDmvp]

If the list were more current, I think I know who would be at or near the top of the chart:

Jeff Garcia married Carmella DeCesare, the 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year, on April 21, 2007 in San Martin, California. They are expecting a daughter in April 2008.

So much for TO's "looks like a rat, sounds like a rat" comments about him a few years back.

yea Bean when TO said that stuff like weeks later 2 models got in a fight in a bar "one being his wife" over Jeff ..... i said to a friend of mine Well if Jeff is gay i wana be gay just like that ...

http://www.psp-gate.de/files/Wallpaper/Models/Carmella_DeCesare_01.jpg

Carmella DeCesare

[Los Broncos]

how's this?:

"man I like teh hawt womens, too bad they are all b****es, **** marriage. lets pre-drink, SHOW US UR boobies! man why are there no good women out there, I am a totel catch."

and for my part, I AM having fun w/ this thread. =P

Thats not my attitude at all, give me one good reason to get married?

And out here in Socal women have a sense of entitlement, like the world owes them something.

[Muddled]

Victoria Beckham, yuk, what on earth is she doing on there

EDIT for pics:

http://www.larsdideriksen.com/underbyen/pictures/live-ub-roskilde2004-marcogerminario.jpg

http://www.larsdideriksen.com/underbyen/pictures/live-ub-roskilde2004-jint.jpg

(not a sports wife, nor my wife or gf sadly, just thought this thread was useless without...)

[Jens1893]

Sylvie van der Vaart

http://www.sylvievdvaart.nl/gfx/cover30.jpg

http://img131.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-18249/loc132/87790_18.jpg

Adriana Karembeu

http://mpala.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/adriana_karembeu.jpg

http://img132.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-11653/loc211/48595_28.jpg

Alena Seredova, wife of Gianluigi Buffon

http://img156.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-18959/loc2/08678_8.jpg

[yavoon]

Thats not my attitude at all, give me one good reason to get married?

And out here in Socal women have a sense of entitlement, like the world owes them something.

married ppl live longer, accumulate more wealth, raise better children, have better sex, have sex more often, are more secure in their retirement, and are generally happier.

course maybe crap like raising children isnt down w/ u, amirite or amirite?

[yavoon]

If the list were more current, I think I know who would be at or near the top of the chart:

Jeff Garcia married Carmella DeCesare, the 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year, on April 21, 2007 in San Martin, California. They are expecting a daughter in April 2008.

So much for TO's "looks like a rat, sounds like a rat" comments about him a few years back.

god that reminds me how much I hate TO.

[Los Broncos]

married ppl live longer, accumulate more wealth, raise better children, have better sex, have sex more often, are more secure in their retirement, and are generally happier.

course maybe crap like raising children isnt down w/ u, amirite or amirite?

Living longer wont make anyone go and get married.

And i already have a son, sex more often? Happier?

Then why do one in three marriages end in divorce?

[yavoon]

Living longer wont make anyone go and get married.

And i already have a son, sex more often? Happier?

Then why do one in three marriages end in divorce?

I don't understand how ur question is a refutation of anything. and I imagine ppl get married for all sorts of reasons. infatuation, sex, money, biological clock, etc etc. I'm just pointing out what married ppl generally enjoy over single ppl.

[Los Broncos]

I don't understand how ur question is a refutation of anything. and I imagine ppl get married for all sorts of reasons. infatuation, sex, money, biological clock, etc etc. I'm just pointing out what married ppl generally enjoy over single ppl.

Its all BS to me, i don't need to sign a piece of paper to be with someone forever.

[yavoon]

Its all BS to me, i don't need to sign a piece of paper to be with someone forever.

and yet statistics and survey's disagree w/ u. ppl who live together perpetually are vastly more insecure, invest less money together...basically the greatly lessened level of commitment negatively impacts the whole thing. there is much less building for a future financially, socially, or emotionally.

=D. here's an interesting thing:

"Many studies have found that those who live together before marriage have less satisfying marriages and a considerably higher chance of eventually breaking up. One reason is that people who cohabit may be more skittish of commitment and more likely to call it quits when problems arise. But in addition, the very act of living together may lead to attitudes that make happy marriages more difficult. The findings of one recent study, for example, suggest "there may be less motivation for cohabiting partners to develop their conflict resolution and support skills." (One important exception: cohabiting couples who are already planning to marry each other in the near future have just as good a chance at staying together as couples who don’t live together before marriage).5 [Sources]"

[Los Broncos]

and yet statistics and survey's disagree w/ u. ppl who live together perpetually are vastly more insecure, invest less money together...basically the greatly lessened level of commitment negatively impacts the whole thing. there is much less building for a future financially, socially, or emotionally.

=D. here's an interesting thing:

"Many studies have found that those who live together before marriage have less satisfying marriages and a considerably higher chance of eventually breaking up. One reason is that people who cohabit may be more skittish of commitment and more likely to call it quits when problems arise. But in addition, the very act of living together may lead to attitudes that make happy marriages more difficult. The findings of one recent study, for example, suggest "there may be less motivation for cohabiting partners to develop their conflict resolution and support skills." (One important exception: cohabiting couples who are already planning to marry each other in the near future have just as good a chance at staying together as couples who don’t live together before marriage).5 [Sources]"

Guess ill be single forever.

[Traveler]

Rony Seikaly's Wife Elsa

[Traveler]

Peja Stojakovitc's Wife

[yavoon]

Peja Stojakovitc's Wife

the article writer needs a better research team!

[Traveler]

Juan Dixon's Wife

[broncocalijohn]

it is pretty much what you said, you said basically all the hot women who DON'T annoy you and give you a hard time are unicorns. I imagine the rest of the non-unicorn population you are dating are annoying and give you ****, which is why you consider the opposite to be unicorns.

again, to which I responded maybe all the good ones just avoid you? sounds like a pretty typical case of skank dating to me personally.


Where can i get some of those unicorns jason talks about? I want to trade in my mule :giggle: Actually, Yavoon, Jason doesnt know if they are beatches until he goes out with them and then gets their clothes off. If after a few sexual flings, she annoys him, he has every right to realize this girl is not marriage material and move on to woman number 107. So he is choosy , but at least he is testing the merchandise first before buying the lemon.

[broncocalijohn]

Guess ill be single forever.

and get the hell out without the sticky problems of divorce proceedings and screwing of the American male. At least Adam isnt adding to the divorce rate and he is getting his rent in half. Sounds like a good business deal to me with a girlfriend to kick.

[yavoon]

Where can i get some of those unicorns jason talks about? I want to trade in my mule :giggle: Actually, Yavoon, Jason doesnt know if they are beatches until he goes out with them and then gets their clothes off. If after a few sexual flings, she annoys him, he has every right to realize this girl is not marriage material and move on to woman number 107. So he is choosy , but at least he is testing the merchandise first before buying the lemon.

from my experience plenty of ppl seek out lemons, or are incapable of getting non-lemons anyway.

[yavoon]

and get the hell out without the sticky problems of divorce proceedings and screwing of the American male. At least Adam isnt adding to the divorce rate and he is getting his rent in half. Sounds like a good business deal to me with a girlfriend to kick.

married ppl are wealthier(business deal line).

[Kaylore]

I think if you're a crappy athlete your odds of getting a hot chick are way higher. Look at Brodie Frayle's wife.
http://arrowheadaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/k_croyleiiii.jpg

And Tim Couch landed Heather Kozar.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5242/heatherk2ew2.jpg

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6695/heatherk6er0.jpg

[Jason in LA]

Guess ill be single forever.

High five on that one. ;D

[Jason in LA]

Where can i get some of those unicorns jason talks about? I want to trade in my mule :giggle: Actually, Yavoon, Jason doesnt know if they are beatches until he goes out with them and then gets their clothes off. If after a few sexual flings, she annoys him, he has every right to realize this girl is not marriage material and move on to woman number 107. So he is choosy , but at least he is testing the merchandise first before buying the lemon.

Like I've said once before, John is my official spokesman. That's pretty much what the game is. One day one of them won't annoy me, and that one will be the one. Some day I'll get married. There is a better chance of it being for life if I choose the right one.

[Jason in LA]

LOL i date teh hotties but they are all b****es!

That is your interpretation of what I am saying, but that is not what I'm saying at all. At no time did I use the word "all" or "b****es". I did not imply those words either.

[Spider]

I think if you're a crappy athlete your odds of getting a hot chick are way higher. Look at Brodie Frayle's wife.
http://arrowheadaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/k_croyleiiii.jpg



with the money that Croyle is stealing from the Chiefs , you would think he could at least afford curlers for his wife .......

[Los Broncos]

I love her hair, straight, dark hair works wonders for me.

[Spider]

I love her hair, straight, dark hair works wonders for me.

the color is great , I am talking about how it is flat ...... take the girl on the first post on this page ....... thats how a womans hair should be done ......

[Jason in LA]

I didn't even notice her hair.

[Los Broncos]

the color is great , I am talking about how it is flat ...... take the girl on the first post on this page ....... thats how a womans hair should be done ......

Yeah, her her looks more full, Corye better get on the job.

[Los Broncos]

I didn't even notice her hair.

Ha!

[OrangeShadow]

"In 2003, Podsednik got to second base 111 times, moved on to third base 58 times, and went all the way 44 times. And that was during the offseason."

:rofl:

[zdoor]

Winner

[Jason in LA]

^^^^Who is that a picture of?

[zdoor]

^^^^Who is that a picture of?

My wife.

[Northman]

My wife.


Very nice dude. :thumbs:

[Beantown Bronco]

Where's zdoor when you need him?

I knew zdoor wouldn't let me down.

[Jason in LA]

My wife.


You did pretty damn good for yourself.