The "Philip Rivers is a retard" Sig

[Broncosfreak_56]

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[lander]

LMAO!

That's a good one bro. Nice work.

[Broncosfreak_56]

LMAO!

That's a good one bro. Nice work.

I didnt make it, someone a B-Mania did. I found it really funny, so I decided to share it here.

[Broncos4Life]

Look at the one I just added.
Found on B-Mania as well.

[Hogan11]

Ha!

[Kaylore]

The "nur" is what makes it.

[Ratboy]

Haha. Good one.

[ssgtwc1]

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are!

[Ratboy]

I knew he looked familiar!

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[400HZ]

What??? You guys don't like Phillip Rivers???

[DenverBrit]

What??? You guys don't like Phillip Rivers???

Who'd-a-thunk-it?

[bronco militia]

from fatlock:

7. Ron Burgundy has every reason to be upset with the hypocritical Chargers, because LaDainian Tomlinson's squad sure forgot to "stay classy, San Diego" against the Broncos.

Led by quarterback Phillip Rivers, the Chargers were caught on tape taunting and trash-talking Denver quarterback Jay Cutler in the fourth quarter of San Diego's victory.

Rivers, of course, has no business talking (spit) to anyone. He's the main reason — besides Norv Turner — the Chargers are not a legitimate Super Bowl threat. But Mike Florio over at the wonderful profootballtalk.com raises a more interesting question. Florio claims the "real" media have too much man love for L.T. to call out the Chargers for behaving in the same fashion as the Patriots, the team L.T. complained had no class following New England's playoff victory in San Diego last season.

Remember, L.T. took offense when a couple of Pats celebrated by doing Shawne Merriman's "Lights Out" dance at the 50.

Well, I'm definitely in the tank for Tomlinson. He epitomizes class and professionalism, to me. However, I must admit I've wondered why L.T. added a dash of mustard to his end-zone routine this season. You know, he puts one hand behind his head and flips the ball to the side with the other hand after each touchdown.

As best I can remember, L.T. had always been an "act like you've been there before" kind of runner. Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought he used to flip the ball to the refs, hug a teammate or two and jog to the sideline. The mustard came after his latest TV commercial. It's been disappointing.

[DenverBrit]

from fatlock:

7. Ron Burgundy has every reason to be upset with the hypocritical Chargers, because LaDainian Tomlinson's squad sure forgot to "stay classy, San Diego" against the Broncos.

Led by quarterback Phillip Rivers, the Chargers were caught on tape taunting and trash-talking Denver quarterback Jay Cutler in the fourth quarter of San Diego's victory.

Rivers, of course, has no business talking (spit) to anyone. He's the main reason — besides Norv Turner — the Chargers are not a legitimate Super Bowl threat. But Mike Florio over at the wonderful profootballtalk.com raises a more interesting question. Florio claims the "real" media have too much man love for L.T. to call out the Chargers for behaving in the same fashion as the Patriots, the team L.T. complained had no class following New England's playoff victory in San Diego last season.

Remember, L.T. took offense when a couple of Pats celebrated by doing Shawne Merriman's "Lights Out" dance at the 50.

Well, I'm definitely in the tank for Tomlinson. He epitomizes class and professionalism, to me. However, I must admit I've wondered why L.T. added a dash of mustard to his end-zone routine this season. You know, he puts one hand behind his head and flips the ball to the side with the other hand after each touchdown.

As best I can remember, L.T. had always been an "act like you've been there before" kind of runner. Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought he used to flip the ball to the refs, hug a teammate or two and jog to the sideline. The mustard came after his latest TV commercial. It's been disappointing.

We're not the only ones who see Rivers as the weakest link.
I'm sure most realistic Bolt fans, who understand what they're watching, see the same problem.

[Northman]

from fatlock:

7. Ron Burgundy has every reason to be upset with the hypocritical Chargers, because LaDainian Tomlinson's squad sure forgot to "stay classy, San Diego" against the Broncos.

Led by quarterback Phillip Rivers, the Chargers were caught on tape taunting and trash-talking Denver quarterback Jay Cutler in the fourth quarter of San Diego's victory.

Rivers, of course, has no business talking (spit) to anyone. He's the main reason — besides Norv Turner — the Chargers are not a legitimate Super Bowl threat. But Mike Florio over at the wonderful profootballtalk.com raises a more interesting question. Florio claims the "real" media have too much man love for L.T. to call out the Chargers for behaving in the same fashion as the Patriots, the team L.T. complained had no class following New England's playoff victory in San Diego last season.

Remember, L.T. took offense when a couple of Pats celebrated by doing Shawne Merriman's "Lights Out" dance at the 50.

Well, I'm definitely in the tank for Tomlinson. He epitomizes class and professionalism, to me. However, I must admit I've wondered why L.T. added a dash of mustard to his end-zone routine this season. You know, he puts one hand behind his head and flips the ball to the side with the other hand after each touchdown.

As best I can remember, L.T. had always been an "act like you've been there before" kind of runner. Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought he used to flip the ball to the refs, hug a teammate or two and jog to the sideline. The mustard came after his latest TV commercial. It's been disappointing.



Bingo. After the Patriot fiasco there were tons of Charger fans crying about how it was so classless by the Patriots to do that when the game was over. Yet, in a 20 point blowout to the Broncos it seems it is ok for the Dolts to behave in the same manner. Like i said, they are Hypocrites. Act like you been there before.

[Spider]

some funny **** ........

[400HZ]

We're not the only ones who see Rivers as the weakest link.
I'm sure most realistic Bolt fans, who understand what they're watching, see the same problem.

Well he's not Tom Brady or Payton Manning, but what do you want the Chargers to do? If there were Tom Bradys and Payton Mannings in every draft and every free agency class, then maybe the Chargers would grab one.

[Smiling Assassin27]

Kudos on the find...that's just funny.

[Man-Goblin]

Well he's not Tom Brady or Payton Manning, but what do you want the Chargers to do? If there were Tom Bradys and Payton Mannings in every draft and every free agency class, then maybe the Chargers would grab one.

It's folly to think the Chargers couldn't have a better quarterback, though.

I'm not sure abut the specifics of the draft day trade, but it was a mistake if the Chargers preference was Rivers over Rothlisberger. And after making that mistake, they made another one two years later by chosing Rivers over Brees.

[400HZ]

It's folly to think the Chargers couldn't have a better quarterback, though.

I'm not sure abut the specifics of the draft day trade, but it was a mistake if the Chargers preference was Rivers over Rothlisberger. And after making that mistake, they made another one two years later by chosing Rivers over Brees.

Rothlisberger is doing better this year, but Rivers was heads and tails better than him last year. Who knows what will happen in the future? Rivers is also WAY ahead of where Brees was during his 2nd season starting. I don't want to get this circlejerk debate going again just when it was starting to die down, but I'm pretty satisfied with where Rivers is in his development. It puts the Chargers at a disadvantage against teams like Indy and NE because their quarterbacks are all-time greats and are also fully developed, but I like Rivers. One of his problems is that he played so well last year, getting voted into the probowl and stuff, that people overlook the fact that he's a 2nd year starter.

This was a cool article in the SDUT that sort of put Rivers' development into perspective:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/chargers/20071116-9999-1s16chchart.html

November 16, 2007
How Philip Rivers compares with a few of the all-time greats through 25 regular-season starts:
Quarterback Com-Att Pct Yards TD Int Rat W-L
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Philip Rivers 439-715 61.4 5,131 32 19 87.0 19-6
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Joe Montana 476-756 63.0 5,141 31 19 86.1 15-10
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Brett Favre 520-819 63.5 5,386 31 30 79.7 15-10
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Peyton Manning 512-886 57.8 6,258 43 38 78.0 10-15
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Tom Brady 541-837 64.6 5,680 42 22 90.0 17-8

Jumping on Rivers for having a poor game is pretty much the same thing as jumping on Cutler when he sucks it up (which none of you do, I've noticed.) You have to expect poor games to happen with young quarterbacks, because it has happened with every single young quarterback to come into the league. It's a fact of life in the NFL. Also, Phillip has a LOT more pressure on him than Cutler does simply because Phillip's team has Superbowl quality talent and is expected to compete for the Superbowl. Is Rivers our weakest link? Ya, probably. It's not his fault, though. If he was a 4 or 5 year starter, then I would want something done about it. The fact of the matter, however, is that Rivers is a relative toddler in this league with HUGE pressure on him to perform at a level higher than what is expected of most 2nd year starters. If your god-like goldenboy QB was on the Chargers, he would be the weakest link as well.

[RaiderH8r]

Joe Montana-SB
Brett Favre-SB
Peyton Manning-SB
Tom Brady-SB
Philip Rivers-Inbred Whale Vagina, no SB, no talent, no class hack.

And honestly, every other QB on that list could walk out on the fifty and run his yap and know they have the skills to back it up but they didn't and they don't. Rivers on the other hand succeeds on the efforts of LT and his OL. Without LT's running game Rivers quickly becomes Marinovich.

[400HZ]

Joe Montana-SB
Brett Favre-SB
Peyton Manning-SB
Tom Brady-SB
Philip Rivers-Inbred Whale Vagina, no SB, no talent, no class hack.


How many of those guys won Superbowls in their first seasons starting?

[orangeatheist]

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1.Well he's not Tom Brady or Payton Manning, but what do you want the Chargers to do? If there were Tom Bradys and Payton Mannings in every draft and every free agency class, then maybe the Chargers would grab one.

[400HZ]

The amount of constructive football discussion on this site has certainly declined.

[Phantom]

Cutler would kick his a$$!!!!

[Black96WS6]

As best I can remember, L.T. had always been an "act like you've been there before" kind of runner. Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought he used to flip the ball to the refs, hug a teammate or two and jog to the sideline. The mustard came after his latest TV commercial. It's been disappointing.

Not true. He's always done that. Even Frank Gore of the 49ers (who loves LT) has done it in homage to him.

It's supposed to be a tea pot being poured out, in reference to the crowd noise at hostile stadiums all of a sudden getting quiet when he scores a TD 8')

[Orange_Beard]

Very Funny.

[400HZ]

Not true. He's always done that. Even Frank Gore of the 49ers (who loves LT) has done it in homage to him.

It's supposed to be a tea pot being poured out, in reference to the crowd noise at hostile stadiums all of a sudden getting quiet when he scores a TD 8')

He didn't do it as much last year. Probably because it got old after 20 or so touchdowns.

[Ray Finkle]

Rothlisberger is doing better this year, but Rivers was heads and tails better than him last year. Who knows what will happen in the future? Rivers is also WAY ahead of where Brees was during his 2nd season starting. I don't want to get this circlejerk debate going again just when it was starting to die down, but I'm pretty satisfied with where Rivers is in his development. It puts the Chargers at a disadvantage against teams like Indy and NE because their quarterbacks are all-time greats and are also fully developed, but I like Rivers. One of his problems is that he played so well last year, getting voted into the probowl and stuff, that people overlook the fact that he's a 2nd year starter.

This was a cool article in the SDUT that sort of put Rivers' development into perspective:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/chargers/20071116-9999-1s16chchart.html

November 16, 2007
How Philip Rivers compares with a few of the all-time greats through 25 regular-season starts:
Quarterback Com-Att Pct Yards TD Int Rat W-L
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Philip Rivers 439-715 61.4 5,131 32 19 87.0 19-6
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Joe Montana 476-756 63.0 5,141 31 19 86.1 15-10
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Brett Favre 520-819 63.5 5,386 31 30 79.7 15-10
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Peyton Manning 512-886 57.8 6,258 43 38 78.0 10-15
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tom Brady 541-837 64.6 5,680 42 22 90.0 17-8

Jumping on Rivers for having a poor game is pretty much the same thing as jumping on Cutler when he sucks it up (which none of you do, I've noticed.) You have to expect poor games to happen with young quarterbacks, because it has happened with every single young quarterback to come into the league. It's a fact of life in the NFL. Also, Phillip has a LOT more pressure on him than Cutler does simply because Phillip's team has Superbowl quality talent and is expected to compete for the Superbowl. Is Rivers our weakest link? Ya, probably. It's not his fault, though. If he was a 4 or 5 year starter, then I would want something done about it. The fact of the matter, however, is that Rivers is a relative toddler in this league with HUGE pressure on him to perform at a level higher than what is expected of most 2nd year starters. If your god-like goldenboy QB was on the Chargers, he would be the weakest link as well.

Comparing stats is not a valid sample to provide leading indicators. 1. most of those guys had poor first years and better second (save Brady). 2. Rivers has had the opposite. 3. Eveyone but Brady and Rivers came into a team without talent. 4. More pressure, replacing a legend or replacing Brees? 5. The Chargers win with LT and their D, not Rivers (before you get your panties in a bunch, I do think the Chargers and not the Jags have the best chance of beating the Pats).

Stats are great but can be bent and twisted into whatever someone wants to do with them.

[bronco militia]

toothlesburger wasn't even voted team captain this year...there are rumors that he's not a favorite in the steelers locker room

[DenverBrit]

Well he's not Tom Brady or Payton Manning, but what do you want the Chargers to do? If there were Tom Bradys and Payton Mannings in every draft and every free agency class, then maybe the Chargers would grab one.

The point was simply that Rivers has been the beneficiary of a solid team and that he is an average QB playing with all-pros. But to read some of the Charger fans here, he is something special and has earned the right to taunt and run his mouth like an immature college kid. He really acts like Ryan Leaf part2, but with a better cast.

[400HZ]

Comparing stats is not a valid sample to provide leading indicators. 1. most of those guys had poor first years and better second (save Brady). 2. Rivers has had the opposite.

Rivers has been more uneven than most, but like you pointed out, so was Tom Brady.

3. Eveyone but Brady and Rivers came into a team without talent.

True, and that extrapolates into the W/L column, but passing numbers are more tricky. For example, Peyton had a good offensive line and quality receivers, the Colts just lacked a defense. Rivers on the other hand came in with a quality O line, but look who he had in the passing game outside of his tight end. Eric Parker. Over the hill Keenan McCardell. Malcolm Floyd. etc. Rivers came into a better situation as far as getting wins goes, but maintaining a dangerous passing game and putting up good passer stats is a whole different angle.

4. More pressure, replacing a legend or replacing Brees?
Cutler replaced Jake Plummer, who was playing terrible. The Elway shadow is a longterm, career type comparison. Fans loved the immediate upgrade over Plummer, at least on this board. However, Bronco fans aside, nobody really expects Cutler to win many games because the team around him sucks. Rivers, on the other hand, is going to get **** on if he doesn't win the Superbowl this year - just like he got shat on last year when he didn't win the Superbowl (in his first season starting!)


5. The Chargers win with LT and their D, not Rivers (before you get your panties in a bunch, I do think the Chargers and not the Jags have the best chance of beating the Pats).

That's true because LT and the D are the two strongest areas of the team, but there's more to it than that. Look at a team like Baltimore. Great D and a strong run game equated to four wins this year because their quarterback play was so horrendous. They were good last year because McNair managed to put together a good season. This year they are garbage, and the Chargers would be in the same boat if the quarterback play in San Diego was as bad as it's been in Baltimore. Rivers deserves credit here.

[400HZ]

The point was simply that Rivers has been the beneficiary of a solid team and that he is an average QB playing with all-pros. But to read some of the Charger fans here, he is something special and has earned the right to taunt and run his mouth like an immature college kid. He really acts like Ryan Leaf part2, but with a better cast.

Don't let the trolls get to you. :thumbsup:

[Dr. Broncenstein]

I wouldn't use Big Ben's stats from 2006 as any sort of measuring stick. The guy played not long after wrapping his face around the doorpost of a car. I'm going to call shenanigans on anyone thinking that he had all of his mental facilities back online at any point in the 2006 season. Ben only survived because a competent paramedic was quickly on scene, and skillfully manged his airway obstruction. His facial bones were shattered by all acounts, and required 10-12 hours of reconstruction with titanium plates. You can't tell me he didn't have some sort of brain injury.... either from severe concussion, axon shearing, oxygen deprivation, or some comibination thereof.

Oh, he had a ruptured appendix in September as well. Even with laparoscopy, most people aren't 90% until 4 weeks out from a routine laparoscopic appendectomy.

[Northman]

I wouldn't use Big Ben's stats from 2006 as any sort of measuring stick. The guy played not long after wrapping his face around the doorpost of a car. I'm going to call shenanigans on anyone thinking that he had all of his mental facilities back online at any point in the 2006 season. Ben only survived because a competent paramedic was quickly on scene, and skillfully manged his airway obstruction. His facial bones were shattered by all acounts, and required 10-12 hours of reconstruction with titanium plates. You can't tell me he didn't have some sort of brain injury.... either from severe concussion, axon shearing, oxygen deprivation, or some comibination thereof.

Oh, he had a ruptured appendix in September as well. Even with laparoscopy, most people aren't 90% until 4 weeks out from a routine laparoscopic appendectomy.

True.

[-Slap-]

I wouldn't use Big Ben's stats from 2006 as any sort of measuring stick. The guy played not long after wrapping his face around the doorpost of a car. I'm going to call shenanigans on anyone thinking that he had all of his mental facilities back online at any point in the 2006 season. Ben only survived because a competent paramedic was quickly on scene, and skillfully manged his airway obstruction. His facial bones were shattered by all acounts, and required 10-12 hours of reconstruction with titanium plates. You can't tell me he didn't have some sort of brain injury.... either from severe concussion, axon shearing, oxygen deprivation, or some comibination thereof.

Oh, he had a ruptured appendix in September as well. Even with laparoscopy, most people aren't 90% until 4 weeks out from a routine laparoscopic appendectomy.

No question it affected his play greatly.

Cowher must really hate that kid. He left an obviously shaken Rothliesberger in the game a few times in 2006 when defenses were just teeing off on every down.

[Smiling Assassin27]

Joe Montana-SB
Brett Favre-SB
Peyton Manning-SB
Tom Brady-SB
Philip Rivers-Inbred Whale Vagina, no SB, no talent, no class hack.

And honestly, every other QB on that list could walk out on the fifty and run his yap and know they have the skills to back it up but they didn't and they don't. Rivers on the other hand succeeds on the efforts of LT and his OL. Without LT's running game Rivers quickly becomes Marinovich.

Trent Dilfer's praying for a Charger superbowl so he can relinquish his 'Worst QB to ever win a Super Bowl' tag...

[Inkana7]

This was a cool article in the SDUT that sort of put Rivers' development into perspective:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/chargers/20071116-9999-1s16chchart.html

November 16, 2007
How Philip Rivers compares with a few of the all-time greats through 25 regular-season starts:
Quarterback Com-Att Pct Yards TD Int Rat W-L
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Philip Rivers 439-715 61.4 5,131 32 19 87.0 19-6
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Joe Montana 476-756 63.0 5,141 31 19 86.1 15-10
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Brett Favre 520-819 63.5 5,386 31 30 79.7 15-10
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Peyton Manning 512-886 57.8 6,258 43 38 78.0 10-15
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tom Brady 541-837 64.6 5,680 42 22 90.0 17-8

Jumping on Rivers for having a poor game is pretty much the same thing as jumping on Cutler when he sucks it up (which none of you do, I've noticed.) You have to expect poor games to happen with young quarterbacks, because it has happened with every single young quarterback to come into the league. It's a fact of life in the NFL. Also, Phillip has a LOT more pressure on him than Cutler does simply because Phillip's team has Superbowl quality talent and is expected to compete for the Superbowl. Is Rivers our weakest link? Ya, probably. It's not his fault, though. If he was a 4 or 5 year starter, then I would want something done about it. The fact of the matter, however, is that Rivers is a relative toddler in this league with HUGE pressure on him to perform at a level higher than what is expected of most 2nd year starters. If your god-like goldenboy QB was on the Chargers, he would be the weakest link as well.

Sir, there have been quite a few threads comparing Cutler to the greats, especially Elway, after X amount of starts, too. You just did what we do, when we "worship" Cutler. So don't get on a moral high horse about how Cutler is treated around here, you'll look like a hypocrite.

[400HZ]

Sir, there have been quite a few threads comparing Cutler to the greats, especially Elway, after X amount of starts, too. You just did what we do, when we "worship" Cutler. So don't get on a moral high horse about how Cutler is treated around here, you'll look like a hypocrite.

I'm the first person to say that Rivers has been uneven this year. Just like those four other quarterbacks on that list. Just like Cutler.

[Inkana7]

I'm the first person to say that Rivers has been uneven this year. Just like those four other quarterbacks on that list. Just like Cutler.

I'll be the first to tell you that Cutler has been uneven at points, too. But the potential he has is amazing, and we have seen flashes of what he can be in the future, this year. THAT is why we "worship" Cutler. He can be an all-time great. Rivers...not so much. I haven't seen anything. Maybe if he plays the Texans 10 times a year. How Gates got that open against them mystifies me.

[RaiderH8r]

Not true. He's always done that. Even Frank Gore of the 49ers (who loves LT) has done it in homage to him.

It's supposed to be a tea pot being poured out, in reference to the crowd noise at hostile stadiums all of a sudden getting quiet when he scores a TD 8')

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Just when I thought nothing could be lamer than Merriman's on field spaz attacks you come up with this gem and lower the bar. Maybe Philip should just do the Rivers' Dance and make it a trifecta lame ass douchebaggery.

[Dagmar]

I think most serious football fans on here realise RIvers isn't a bad QB, he's someone who has had an up and down year just like Jay.

This season though it seems that his lack of class has come to the forefront lots of small incidents all year culminating in a complete lack of class during MNF. Jay got angry at officials etc, but if you were playing a nationally televised game and were made to look like crap due to getting no protection from the OL or the officials, you'd get angry too. Maybe even act brattish. Rivers has acted brattish more than once while winning. Jay may not have won many (9 right?its early and I have the flu) but show me him acting like a classless chump during one of those.

Rivers looks like a decent QB with a crappy personality.

[Northman]

I think most serious football fans on here realise RIvers isn't a bad QB, he's someone who has had an up and down year just like Jay.

This season though it seems that his lack of class has come to the forefront lots of small incidents all year culminating in a complete lack of class during MNF. Jay got angry at officials etc, but if you were playing a nationally televised game and were made to look like crap due to getting no protection from the OL or the officials, you'd get angry too. Maybe even act brattish. Rivers has acted brattish more than once while winning. Jay may not have won many (9 right?its early and I have the flu) but show me him acting like a classless chump during one of those.

Rivers looks like a decent QB with a crappy personality.


Yep. After all the whining and crying that SD did last year after the New England playoff loss they turn around and act like children in the face of a WIN. Any person or fan can easily understand when a QB losses focus or emotion when they are losing and getting hit every other down. The biggest motto for SD last year was New England needs to act like they've been there before. Well guess what? So does San Diego. The game wasnt even close so for them to act like jackass's was uncalled for.

[RaiderH8r]

I wouldn't use Big Ben's stats from 2006 as any sort of measuring stick. The guy played not long after wrapping his face around the doorpost of a car. I'm going to call shenanigans on anyone thinking that he had all of his mental facilities back online at any point in the 2006 season. Ben only survived because a competent paramedic was quickly on scene, and skillfully manged his airway obstruction. His facial bones were shattered by all acounts, and required 10-12 hours of reconstruction with titanium plates. You can't tell me he didn't have some sort of brain injury.... either from severe concussion, axon shearing, oxygen deprivation, or some comibination thereof.

Oh, he had a ruptured appendix in September as well. Even with laparoscopy, most people aren't 90% until 4 weeks out from a routine laparoscopic appendectomy.

Well that's true if that sort of stuff gets to you. Rivers would have gotten in the wreck, stood up, cleared his own airway and then benchpressed the car into the stratosphere before manually re-aligning his entire facial structure, not to fix it, because he could definitely tough that sh!t out, but so he could talk sh!t to the driver of the car. He then would have punched into his own abdomen, ripped out his appendix, talked sh!t to it, knock it around a bit for being troublesome, and then spiked it on the turnpike because Philip Rivers don't take sh!t from nothing or no one because Philip Rivers eats rocks and sh!ts gunpowder...and that's a straight quote from Philip himself and that ain't nothin'. NUR!

[DenverBrit]

Don't let the trolls get to you. :thumbsup:

I was being kind. :clown:

[400HZ]

I'll be the first to tell you that Cutler has been uneven at points, too. But the potential he has is amazing, and we have seen flashes of what he can be in the future, this year. THAT is why we "worship" Cutler. He can be an all-time great. Rivers...not so much. I haven't seen anything. Maybe if he plays the Texans 10 times a year. How Gates got that open against them mystifies me.

Phillip has had a lot more great games that showcase his potential than just a beatdown against the Texans. His resume is full of beatdowns. And while impressive, I don't think that beatdowns are a good overall measure of the inner makeup of a quarterback. The flashes of things to come from Phillip that I have LOVED so far are games like the comeback against Cincinatti last year, down 21 points on the road, or against Denver down 17. Against Seattle last year when he sucked all game and then ran a great 2 minute drill capped off by a 34 yard touchdown to win the game. At Tennessee this year, when his offensive line could barely even slow down Haynesworth and Vandenbosch from teeing off on him - coming back into the game on a sprained knee, getting blown up every time he dropped back, and still leading the team to another come from behind win on the road. Rivers has shown plenty of flashes. If you can't see that, then you clearly haven't been watching him.

I assume you watch your own team play against him. The NFL could rename the Den/SD matchups every year into the Phillip Rivers Bi-Annual Passing Clinic. THOSE are beatdowns. I don't see how you can sit through those games and then try and say that Rivers doesn't have the potential to be a very good or even great quarterback. But like I said, those games aren't what make Rivers a special quarterback. He's special because of the way he overcomes adversity.

[Dagmar]

The NFL could rename the Den/SD matchups every year into the Phillip Rivers Bi-Annual Passing Clinic.

What kind of passing clinic would have a QB not throw for 200 yds?

[400HZ]

What kind of passing clinic would have a QB not throw for 200 yds?

A clinic that only lasts two quarters because it's so badass. :flower:

[Dead Head]

LOL at QB Nur!

[Inkana7]

Well that's true if that sort of stuff gets to you. Rivers would have gotten in the wreck, stood up, cleared his own airway and then benchpressed the car into the stratosphere before manually re-aligning his entire facial structure, not to fix it, because he could definitely tough that sh!t out, but so he could talk sh!t to the driver of the car. He then would have punched into his own abdomen, ripped out his appendix, talked sh!t to it, knock it around a bit for being troublesome, and then spiked it on the turnpike because Philip Rivers don't take sh!t from nothing or no one because Philip Rivers eats rocks and sh!ts gunpowder...and that's a straight quote from Philip himself and that ain't nothin'. NUR!

LOL! Rep!

[bronco militia]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_RPG0Xn621Go/R3O0vmj-_zI/AAAAAAAAA5s/EeYeZaG9Hy0/s400/santa.jpg

[Doggcow]

How many of those guys won Superbowls in their first seasons starting?

How many had LT to draw the defenders EVERY play?

[Bronco Bob]

Well he's not Tom Brady or Payton Manning, but what do you want the Chargers to do? If there were Tom Bradys and Payton Mannings in every draft and every free agency class, then maybe the Chargers would grab one.

Tom Brady was drafted in the 6th round. Philip Rivers was the 4th pick in
the 1st round. So much for high picks being the guarantee of success.

[400HZ]

Tom Brady was drafted in the 6th round. Philip Rivers was the 4th pick in
the 1st round. So much for high picks being the guarantee of success.

Who was argueing that high picks equate to success?

[400HZ]

How many had LT to draw the defenders EVERY play?

As I recall, they all had effective ground games.

[boltaneer]

Phillip has had a lot more great games that showcase his potential than just a beatdown against the Texans. His resume is full of beatdowns. And while impressive, I don't think that beatdowns are a good overall measure of the inner makeup of a quarterback. The flashes of things to come from Phillip that I have LOVED so far are games like the comeback against Cincinatti last year, down 21 points on the road, or against Denver down 17. Against Seattle last year when he sucked all game and then ran a great 2 minute drill capped off by a 34 yard touchdown to win the game. At Tennessee this year, when his offensive line could barely even slow down Haynesworth and Vandenbosch from teeing off on him - coming back into the game on a sprained knee, getting blown up every time he dropped back, and still leading the team to another come from behind win on the road. Rivers has shown plenty of flashes. If you can't see that, then you clearly haven't been watching him.

I assume you watch your own team play against him. The NFL could rename the Den/SD matchups every year into the Phillip Rivers Bi-Annual Passing Clinic. THOSE are beatdowns. I don't see how you can sit through those games and then try and say that Rivers doesn't have the potential to be a very good or even great quarterback. But like I said, those games aren't what make Rivers a special quarterback. He's special because of the way he overcomes adversity.

Well said. I don't have a problem with people hating on Rivers for his behavior. I can see why it would tick opposing fans off.

But applying blind homerism and labeling him a scrub quarterback is just being ignorant. He's obviously shown flashes of greatness like you've noted above. He just hasn't developed to the point where he can be consistent yet. But this is only his second year starting. Everyone here acts like he's already hit his ceiling or is already past his prime and that is rediculous.

Listen to the NFL analysts when they talk about Rivers. They all agree that he's going to be a great quarterback. He just needs more time to develop.

[Dagmar]

Well said. I don't have a problem with people hating on Rivers for his behavior. I can see why it would tick opposing fans off.

But applying blind homerism and labeling him a scrub quarterback is just being ignorant. He's obviously shown flashes of greatness like you've noted above. He just hasn't developed to the point where he can be consistent yet. But this is only his second year starting. Everyone here acts like he's already hit his ceiling or is already past his prime and that is rediculous.

Listen to the NFL analysts when they talk about Rivers. They all agree that he's going to be a great quarterback. He just needs more time to develop.

I agree. He's a douche but a good QB.

[HymroD]

Why ya'll want to keep talking trash about Philip ? Cause he ran some smack to your Ryan Leaf impersonator ?

You have got to to be the biggest group of whiny NFL biotch fans in the league......Seriously.

You are still crying over a little jaw action ?

He is 24-7 as a starter- and of course you know he is 4-0 against your team.

Maybe this illustration will help you:

<a href="http://s130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/tampahippie/?action=view&current=Kitchen_Broom.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/tampahippie/Kitchen_Broom.jpg" border="0" alt="BroncoBroom"></a>

Good Day,

HymroD

[Northman]

Why ya'll want to keep talking trash about Philip ? Cause he ran some smack to your Ryan Leaf impersonator ?

You have got to to be the biggest group of whiny NFL biotch fans in the league......Seriously.

You are still crying over a little jaw action ?

He is 24-7 as a starter- and of course you know he is 4-0 against your team.

Maybe this illustration will help you:

<a href="http://s130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/tampahippie/?action=view&current=Kitchen_Broom.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/tampahippie/Kitchen_Broom.jpg" border="0" alt="BroncoBroom"></a>

Good Day,

HymroD



Rivers:
Quote:
“Personally I was disappointed in the way they handled winning. I mean, for as much as everybody said they expected them to win, they didn't act like it.

At Hobbs:
Quote:
The sorriest corner in the league right here! Act like you've won a game before!"

[RaiderH8r]

Why ya'll want to keep talking trash about Philip ? Cause he ran some smack to your Ryan Leaf impersonator ?

You have got to to be the biggest group of whiny NFL biotch fans in the league......Seriously.

You are still crying over a little jaw action ?

He is 24-7 as a starter- and of course you know he is 4-0 against your team.

Maybe this illustration will help you:

<a href="http://s130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/tampahippie/?action=view&current=Kitchen_Broom.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/tampahippie/Kitchen_Broom.jpg" border="0" alt="BroncoBroom"></a>

Good Day,

HymroD

Dan Fouts is a pussy.

[HymroD]

Dan Fouts is a p***Y.

You surely aren't referring to Dan Fouts, ex Chargers QB, and known as one of the toughest SOB's to ever play QB.......

Pe@ce,

HymroD

[rovolution]

You surely aren't referring to Dan Fouts, ex Chargers QB, and known as one of the toughest SOB's to ever play QB.......

Pe@ce,

HymroD

One of the biggest mysteries to me...How is Fouts in the HOF and Ken Anderson of the Bengals not?

They virtually had the same career except Kenny actually got to a Super Bowl.

[lex]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6455/riverssn1.jpg

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6455/riverssn1.jpg

I love how the Chargers fans try to defend a guy who says stuff like this. Classic. And we all know theyre lying to themselves because if Rivers ever leaves, theyll start in with how theyre glad they dont have to defend a guy who says stuff like that anymore. Theyre just defending him because theyre stuck with him.

[HymroD]

I love how the Chargers fans try to defend a guy who says stuff like this. Classic. And we all know theyre lying to themselves because if Rivers ever leaves, theyll start in with how theyre glad they dont have to defend a guy who says stuff like that anymore. Theyre just defending him because theyre stuck with him.

Please seek professional help immediately. Your delusions are spiraling out control.

He is 24-7, all Charger fans love him, we want him extended as soon as possible.

He was born to play QB in the NFL, in case you didnt know he played more collge games then any other QB ever, 52, and went to 5 bowls, and was named MVP of 5 bowls.

Please- pass that this way when you are done.

Pe@ce,

HymroD

[HymroD]

One of the biggest mysteries to me...How is Fouts in the HOF and Ken Anderson of the Bengals not?

They virtually had the same career except Kenny actually got to a Super Bowl.

Please tell me you are kidding. Dan Fouts set and broke damn near every passing stat there was in his day. Kenny Anderson couldn't carry his jock on his best day. Not to mention they got to the Super Bowl by luckily hosting the Chargers in the coldest game ever played in NFL history- where James Brooks mysteriously fumbled a kick off and then got signed by the Bengals the next year. LOL.

One think KA had over Fouts was ability to throw the ball in cold weather with much more superiority....

Pe@ce,

HymroD

[boltaneer]

I love how the Chargers fans try to defend a guy who says stuff like this. Classic. And we all know theyre lying to themselves because if Rivers ever leaves, theyll start in with how theyre glad they dont have to defend a guy who says stuff like that anymore. Theyre just defending him because theyre stuck with him.

That's simply not true. Again, this is emotion talking, not logic.

A lot of Charger fans aren't thrilled with his behavior at times but the bottom line is that he's winning games for them and looks to have a bright future.

There are a few who are still very loyal to Brees but we've seen the same thing here with the Plummer fans. I don't know of anyone who feels "stuck" with Rivers and can't wait for him to leave.

[DenverBrit]

Why ya'll want to keep talking trash about Philip ? Cause he ran some smack to your Ryan Leaf impersonator ?

You have got to to be the biggest group of whiny NFL biotch fans in the league......Seriously.

You are still crying over a little jaw action ?

He is 24-7 as a starter- and of course you know he is 4-0 against your team.

Maybe this illustration will help you:



Hey, Troll, post something new, something that hasn't been beaten to death by your fellow Trolls.
You're late to the party, repetitive AND lame.

[RaiderH8r]

You surely aren't referring to Dan Fouts, ex Chargers QB, and known as one of the toughest SOB's to ever play QB.......

Pe@ce,

HymroD

No, no, the Dan Fouts I'm talking about is the ex Chargers QB with the girly arm who squeaked into the Hall on the back of his awe inspiring record of consecutive games played as a whale's vagina and who is the very definition of pussy. That's the Dan Fouts I'm talking about. Maybe if he weren't such a whale's vagina he would have gone to the Super Bowl.:poke:

[Northman]

One of the biggest mysteries to me...How is Fouts in the HOF and Ken Anderson of the Bengals not?

They virtually had the same career except Kenny actually got to a Super Bowl.

Ouch! :D

Hell, even Marino got to a Super Bowl.

[lex]

Please seek professional help immediately. Your delusions are spiraling out control.

He is 24-7, all Charger fans love him, we want him extended as soon as possible.

He was born to play QB in the NFL, in case you didnt know he played more collge games then any other QB ever, 52, and went to 5 bowls, and was named MVP of 5 bowls.

Please- pass that this way when you are done.

Pe@ce,

HymroD

So, he was in college for five years but still talks like that? What was he majoring in, gum?

LOL. Have fun with that.

[RaiderH8r]

Please tell me you are kidding. Dan Fouts set and broke damn near every passing stat there was in his day. Kenny Anderson couldn't carry his jock on his best day. Not to mention they got to the Super Bowl by luckily hosting the Chargers in the coldest game ever played in NFL history- where James Brooks mysteriously fumbled a kick off and then got signed by the Bengals the next year. LOL.

One think KA had over Fouts was ability to throw the ball in cold weather with much more superiority....

Pe@ce,

HymroD

http://rightvoices.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/tinfoil-hat.jpg

[broncofan2438]

Wow, look a at all these new chugger cock suckers. Man do you guys circle jerk with eachother? Is there not a place you guys can all slob on rivers' knob somewhere else?

[rovolution]

Please tell me you are kidding. Dan Fouts set and broke damn near every passing stat there was in his day. Kenny Anderson couldn't carry his jock on his best day. Not to mention they got to the Super Bowl by luckily hosting the Chargers in the coldest game ever played in NFL history- where James Brooks mysteriously fumbled a kick off and then got signed by the Bengals the next year. LOL.

One think KA had over Fouts was ability to throw the ball in cold weather with much more superiority....

Pe@ce,

HymroD


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezer_Bowl

Bengals 27, Chargers 7

Pretty convincing victory IMO




Plus James Brooks didnt sign with the Bengals until 1984

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Brooks_%28American_football_player%29

[HymroD]

No, no, the Dan Fouts I'm talking about is the ex Chargers QB with the girly arm who squeaked into the Hall on the back of his awe inspiring record of consecutive games played as a whale's vagina and who is the very definition of p***Y. That's the Dan Fouts I'm talking about. Maybe if he weren't such a whale's vagina he would have gone to the Super Bowl.:poke:

I got 2x bets for you, one you wouldn't talk that **** to his face, and 2x he would stomp you if you did....

Mankind must know, his limitations.

Pe@ce,

HymroD

[Inkana7]

I got 2x bets for you, one you wouldn't talk that **** to his face, and 2x he would stomp you if you did....

Mankind must know, his limitations.

Pe@ce,

HymroD

I'll take that bet. The bad publicity to come from Rivers hitting me would be priceless.

[HymroD]

I'll take that bet. The bad publicity to come from Rivers hitting me would be priceless.

Dude we were talking about Fouts, not Rivers lol.

In case you didn't know, Philip Rivers is 7 ft tall and shoots lightning bolts out of his arse ! No one messes with him.

Pe@ce,

HymroD

[Northman]

Dude we were talking about Fouts, not Rivers lol.

In case you didn't know, Philip Rivers is 7 ft tall and shoots lightning bolts out of his arse ! No one messes with him.

Pe@ce,

HymroD


No wonder he is always stressed out and making those faces. That explains it. :~ohyah!:

[Broncosfreak_56]

Please seek professional help immediately. Your delusions are spiraling out control.

He is 24-7, all Charger fans love him, we want him extended as soon as possible.

He was born to play QB in the NFL, in case you didnt know he played more collge games then any other QB ever, 52, and went to 5 bowls, and was named MVP of 5 bowls.

Please- pass that this way when you are done.

Pe@ce,

HymroDFrom the look of his throwing motion, he was born to play girls softball.

[Black96WS6]

So, he was in college for five years but still talks like that? What was he majoring in, gum?

LOL. Have fun with that.

The Senior bowl is the 5th bowl game, he didn't go to college for 5 years (although that sounds like a great SNL skit, along with him failing the Wonderlic LoL).

He scored higher on the Wonderlic than Cutler did by the way.

After high school, Rivers attended North Carolina State University in Raleigh, North Carolina, where he played for coach Chuck Amato. During his collegiate career, Rivers shattered almost every NC State and Atlantic Coast Conference passing record. His career culminated with his record 51st college start, establishing a new benchmark for consistency in college football. Rivers was a reliable quarterback for the Wolfpack, starting all four years. The Wolfpack went to four consecutive bowl games under the leadership of Rivers, winning three of them, including a New Year's Day victory over the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame in the 2002 Gator Bowl.

He was named MVP for all 5 bowl games.

[BigBad]

Man I cant believe how the "great" Bronco fan base is bothered by a little trash talk. Truly sad.

[TomServo]

Man I cant believe how the "great" Bronco fan base is bothered by a little trash talk. Truly sad.

NO. good trash talking is an art. shannon sharpe worked the craft like a master painter. rivers on the other hand, works it like a 5 year old with finger paint.

[lex]

Man I cant believe how the "great" Bronco fan base is bothered by a little trash talk. Truly sad.

Its more that its amusing than bothersome. We just watched your QB, the alleged leader of your team, make a complete spectacle of himself on national TV and embarass himself...and what was even more entertaining about this was your QBs Gomer Pyle-ish quote the following day. Yeah, we lost. Its not the first time but what is the first time and the most lasting image in all this is the way your QB embarrassed himself on national tv.

[lex]

The Senior bowl is the 5th bowl game, he didn't go to college for 5 years (although that sounds like a great SNL skit, along with him failing the Wonderlic LoL).

He scored higher on the Wonderlic than Cutler did by the way.



He was named MVP for all 5 bowl games.

OK, well he needed a fifth year.

[SDRaiderH8er]

NO. good trash talking is an art. shannon sharpe worked the craft like a master painter. rivers on the other hand, works it like a 5 year old with finger paint.

and if he continues to just pizz you off, then I hope he does it a lot more. Then I hope its in your House when he starts to run his mouth again!

Freaking bunch of p****ies!

But than if all he is a 5 year who works it like finger paint, the entire Bronco fan base must be a bunch of 3 year old's whinning and crying about it!

[lex]

and if he continues to just pizz you off, then I hope he does it a lot more. Then I hope its in your House when he starts to run his mouth again!

Freaking bunch of p****ies!

But than if all he is a 5 year who works it like finger paint, the entire Bronco fan base must be a bunch of 3 year old's whinning and crying about it!

San Diego fans are part-timers and its as simple as that. They have the little brother syndrome more than any team in the division but ironically the Chargers are the least hated team among Broncos fans. San Diego fans should just enjoy their nice little run of success and stop with the little brother bull****.

[Northman]

NO. good trash talking is an art. shannon sharpe worked the craft like a master painter. rivers on the other hand, works it like a 5 year old with finger paint.


Now, that was some good trash talking Tom! :rofl: :~ohyah!:

[theAPAOps5]

Man SD fan is blowing their wad over the run the last 2 years. Lots of pent up frustration I guess.

Its cute when the Divisions little brother gets some attention. Because as is the case with all little brothers they soon revert back to their place as the peon. Enjoy it SD Fan your little team has earned it.

[Northman]

and if he continues to just pizz you off, then I hope he does it a lot more. Then I hope its in your House when he starts to run his mouth again!

Freaking bunch of p****ies!

But than if all he is a 5 year who works it like finger paint, the entire Bronco fan base must be a bunch of 3 year old's whinning and crying about it!


And here we have Roscoe Picotrain. Signed up July 2003 and was quiet like a mouse until recently. Bet he couldnt wait until this day to get all giddy over his lovechild Philip Rivers. Go back and jerk off to your Rivers poster. Ggggggggga Flash! Hilarious!

[TomServo]

it usually takes some hard times to bring out the worst in anyone especially athletes.
rivers has managed to make a complete a ss out of himself while winning. imagine what hes going to be like when tougher times come his way?

[BigBad]

Now this looks like a retard!Hilarious!

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2007/1202/20071202__20071203_D01_SP03FBNBRONX~p1.JPG

[theAPAOps5]

Yeah that is absolutely the worst picture of Jay Cutler. Can't really argue with that.

He looks like Sean Penn back in the days of Fast Times

[Broncochica]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6455/riverssn1.jpg

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6455/riverssn1.jpg


LOL Hilarious!

[Punisher]

Yeah that is absolutely the worst picture of Jay Cutler. Can't really argue with that.

He looks like Sean Penn back in the days of Fast Times

LMAO he does like Sean Penn in that picture

[DenverBrit]

Now this looks like a retard!Hilarious!

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2007/1202/20071202__20071203_D01_SP03FBNBRONX~p1.JPG

I guess you'd have a big, happy smile on your face with a linebacker attached to your crotch. :~ohyah!:

[lex]

I guess you'd have a big, happy smile on your face with a linebacker attached to your crotch. :~ohyah!:

Yeah, theres a massive difference. Rivers looks like that when getting off of his tricycle.

[ohiobronco2]

In the photo below, Phillip Rivers displays to the media the exact size of his manhood. He follows up by stating, "Jeez, if you think my di** is small, you should see the size of big bad, RMANCIL, bayarealightning and any other Charger fans who are constantly dangling from my nuts."

[Inkana7]

The Senior bowl is the 5th bowl game, he didn't go to college for 5 years (although that sounds like a great SNL skit, along with him failing the Wonderlic LoL).

He scored higher on the Wonderlic than Cutler did by the way.


And Cutler scored higher than Marino on his wonderlic.

[400HZ]

This was my favorite from last week: :)

http://i1.chargers.com/assets/215/38330_600w600h.jpg

[Spider]

NO. good trash talking is an art. shannon sharpe worked the craft like a master painter. rivers on the other hand, works it like a 5 year old with finger paint.

LOL thats one way of putting it

[Spider]

I guess you'd have a big, happy smile on your face with a linebacker attached to your crotch. :~ohyah!:

LOL .......

[Houshyamama]

The amount of constructive football discussion on this site has certainly declined.

Rivers is a douche. What did you expect?

[Northman]

This was my favorite from last week: :)

http://i1.chargers.com/assets/215/38330_600w600h.jpg


Must be tense from Merriman banging him up the ass. Ha!

[400HZ]

Must be tense from Merriman banging him up the ass. Ha!

Clinton Hart or Jay Cutler? ;D

[broncofan2438]

400 is a tough guy folks, watch out!

[RaiderH8r]

I got 2x bets for you, one you wouldn't talk that **** to his face, and 2x he would stomp you if you did....

Mankind must know, his limitations.

Pe@ce,

HymroD

Ooooh, not Dan Fouts, he might run me over with that blazing speed or smite me with the awesome might of his girly arm.

I don't fight ladies, even bearded ones.

Save your philosophic advice for your hack QB.

[NW Bolt Fan]

Must be tense from Merriman banging him up the ass. Ha!NIce irony that you're trying to caption your QB crying on the ground after the sieve let yet another one through to throw his whiney ass to the ground.:yayaya:

[ohiobronco2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gsnimZJPgI


Ha! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!