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broncofan2438
12-20-2007, 11:41 PM
Hey, was watching the game tonight and heard that the Steelers offered offensive lineman FONECO a deal twice this year and he turned it down. Any way you think the Broncos pick him up?

CHANGSTER
12-20-2007, 11:44 PM
Who is this "Fonica" and what does he do?

broncofan
12-20-2007, 11:56 PM
Good ol' Foneco...

TheDave
12-21-2007, 12:00 AM
Foneco...Gold...pure gold

Rocket 7
12-21-2007, 12:00 AM
They call him Foncerilli in his hometown :thumbs:

phillybroncosnut
12-21-2007, 12:15 AM
Allen Faneca might end up being the most sought after FA next season. I don't see us being in the running.

DomCasual
12-21-2007, 12:15 AM
I've heard there's a new antibacterial paste that will clear Foneco up - almost overnight.

Los Broncos
12-21-2007, 12:27 AM
I don't think theres any chance we can sign him.

Orange_Beard
12-21-2007, 12:44 AM
Thread of the year.

SonOfLe-loLang
12-21-2007, 01:50 AM
Foneco kind of sounds like a Gas Station/Oil Company

Orange_Beard
12-21-2007, 02:18 AM
I am going to name my new breast implant company Foneco.

Orange_Beard
12-21-2007, 02:22 AM
Damm, Foneco.com is taken.

Ratboy
12-21-2007, 02:23 AM
I'm cooking Foneco for dinner, possibly with green beans on the side.

DomCasual
12-21-2007, 02:31 AM
I'm cooking Foneco for dinner, possibly with green beans on the side.

Green beans give me Foneco.

thumpc
12-21-2007, 02:37 AM
This thread is Ecofonly.

Kaylore
12-21-2007, 02:46 AM
Foneco... it sounds like European vonage.

Rohirrim
12-21-2007, 11:01 AM
Foneco? Isn't that the Polish telephone company? You know what they call their fighter pilots, don't you? Jet skis. ;D

rbackfactory80
12-21-2007, 11:44 AM
Foneco? Isn't that the Polish telephone company? You know what they call their fighter pilots, don't you? Jet skis. ;D

I heard the national bird of Poland was the Fly.

BMF Bronco
12-21-2007, 12:36 PM
You guys are ass holes, funny ass holes, but still ass holes!

Broncoman13
12-21-2007, 12:39 PM
I'm gonna Foneco you up for that one BMF

BMF Bronco
12-21-2007, 12:43 PM
Foneco you Oskie!

Ray Finkle
12-21-2007, 12:57 PM
OG is not the weak spot on this team.

Popcorn Sutton
12-21-2007, 01:02 PM
OK, somebody fix the damn title already....

No, we cannot sign Faneca. NO freaking way... I think we have enough high dollar free agents already.

SoDak Bronco
12-21-2007, 01:05 PM
Hooked on Foneics worked for me!!

labronx
12-21-2007, 01:11 PM
Foneco... it sounds like European vonage.
:rofl:

Popcorn Sutton
12-21-2007, 01:11 PM
Anybody been to Foneco recently... I hear the place has really gone downhill.

labronx
12-21-2007, 01:17 PM
I scored a 687 on my Foneco. Need to get my pymts in on time!

labronx
12-21-2007, 01:19 PM
My friend who was born in Laos was adopted by an American couple at the age of 8, his name is Foneco...seriously.

plummershelper
12-21-2007, 01:20 PM
Lord, foneco me patience

broncofan2438
12-21-2007, 02:22 PM
Wow, there seems to be a lot more sarcasm here. It was just a simple question. I guess since our team sucks this year, there isn't much to talk about

Arkansas Bronco
12-21-2007, 02:26 PM
Sarcasm on the Mane......surely you jest.

DomCasual
12-21-2007, 02:47 PM
Sarcasm on the Mane......surely you jest.

Hey, foneco you!

Ray Finkle
12-21-2007, 02:50 PM
Sarcasm on the Mane......surely you jest.

you have to be Foneco kidding me...

davidtkd
12-21-2007, 03:12 PM
I scored a 687 on my Foneco. Need to get my pymts in on time!

I once scored in a 1977 Foneco.

Beantown Bronco
12-21-2007, 03:15 PM
Oooh Foneco!

Only I didn't say "Foneco." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

What did you say?

Uh, um...

That's...what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

theAPAOps5
12-21-2007, 03:16 PM
Wow, there seems to be a lot more sarcasm here. It was just a simple question. I guess since our team sucks this year, there isn't much to talk about

You really don't understand the humor don't you?

I literally skipped this thread because I thought it was a War/Politics thread on some Agency or bank called Foneco.

Oh man I have some rep to go out on this thread thanks for the laugh people!

NYBronc
12-21-2007, 03:25 PM
Foneco? Isn't that the Polish telephone company? You know what they call their fighter pilots, don't you? Jet skis. ;D


Close.

http://www.foneco.co.uk/

LOL

DomCasual
12-21-2007, 03:40 PM
I once scored in a 1977 Foneco.

My uncle shot killed thirteen Fonecos at Khe Sanh.

Ray Finkle
12-21-2007, 03:45 PM
Oooh Foneco!

Only I didn't say "Foneco." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

What did you say?

Uh, um...

That's...what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

Christmas Story Rep....You funny ass Foneco!

PRBronco
12-21-2007, 04:02 PM
We were ready to taxi onto the runway when we got the call from the air traffic control tower. A storm was coming in, we were grounded for 3 hours. I pulled out my iFoneco and checked weathernetwork.com, it showed clear skies for miles. I called the air traffic control tower and said check again...

theAPAOps5
12-21-2007, 04:05 PM
Then the controllers laughed at my ignorant ass and said get a Foneco clue. This a Foneco we are dealing with. You don't know what kind of wrath is possible with a Foneco. Just call yourself one lucky son of a Foneco to be on the ground right now.

rugbythug
12-21-2007, 04:36 PM
Baby don't take my Foneco,
Baby don't take my Foneco,
Baby don't take my Foneco, Awaaaaayaaaa

cmhargrove
12-21-2007, 04:43 PM
Here he is...

Vote Fo Neco! World's greatest....musician? Magician? Foreign guy?

sisterhellfyre
12-21-2007, 05:06 PM
Foneco you Oskie!

Play that Foneco music, white boy!

Regards,
m.

plummershelper
12-21-2007, 05:26 PM
Wow, there seems to be a lot more sarcasm here. It was just a simple question. I guess since our team sucks this year, there isn't much to talk about

Now hold the Foneco, let's not get cranky. Truth is that Faneca will command far too much cash. My bet is he goes to the Cards to be with his old O line coach and coordinator. Take it easy man, sometimes laughing at yourself is the best way to get through it.

Meck77
12-21-2007, 05:39 PM
Fonecos! Good!

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7929/selmaaw3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7929/selmaaw3.9cae555c61.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=518&i=selmaaw3.jpg)

ColoradoDarin
12-21-2007, 05:48 PM
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Foneco beans and a nice chianti.

cmhargrove
12-21-2007, 05:50 PM
I was wrong before, this is definitely Foneco, case closed.

Ray Finkle
12-21-2007, 06:40 PM
Fonecos! Good!

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7929/selmaaw3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7929/selmaaw3.9cae555c61.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=518&i=selmaaw3.jpg)

I have said it before and I will say it again, boobs.....

broncs2bowl
12-21-2007, 07:15 PM
Oooh Foneco!

Only I didn't say "Foneco." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

What did you say?

Uh, um...

That's...what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

I watched that movie in LA class today!!! Im not "Foneco"ing

broncocalijohn
12-21-2007, 07:58 PM
I heard the national bird of Poland was the Fly.

They like a challenge. You know why flys have wings? To bet the Poles to the trash cans.
I have Foneco hooked up instead of land line.

cutthemdown
12-21-2007, 08:43 PM
He's a total stud and is mile better then any of our gaurds. I imagine Broncos won't be interested since they have never went after a top line olineman in recent FA. They did trade for Zimmerman and try and sign Willie Roaf so who knows. He would be great on any oline in my opinion.

cutthemdown
12-21-2007, 08:44 PM
Now hold the Foneco, let's not get cranky. Truth is that Faneca will command far too much cash. My bet is he goes to the Cards to be with his old O line coach and coordinator. Take it easy man, sometimes laughing at yourself is the best way to get through it.

hold the foneco lol!!!!!!!

Vegas_Bronco
12-21-2007, 09:04 PM
Wait, who is Foneco...are we talking about the same person? I'm deathly confused? Can the quarterback run the ball too?

Inkana7
12-21-2007, 09:12 PM
A steeler friend of mine told me that Foneco is playing like garbage this season, and isn't worth a look in FA.

Orange_Beard
12-21-2007, 09:20 PM
Foneco Field at Mile High. Who will kick in for naming rights?

Dr. Broncenstein
12-21-2007, 09:48 PM
Fornecowned

Dr. Broncenstein
12-21-2007, 09:49 PM
Fonecos! Good!

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7929/selmaaw3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7929/selmaaw3.9cae555c61.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=518&i=selmaaw3.jpg)

ZOMG!!!! WANT!!!!

MechanicalBull
12-21-2007, 10:36 PM
I thought this was about some new trendy cell phone or something. All the kids are doing it now instead of spelling phone with a PH they spell it with an F cause its the Kool thing to do.

theAPAOps5
12-22-2007, 12:07 AM
Foneco knows what you did last summer.

I swear this is the best thread since the great iPod debacle last year.

Rocket 7
12-22-2007, 12:21 AM
Huked on Foneco workt 4 me

Ratboy
12-22-2007, 12:42 AM
FMAO!!

(Foneco-ing my ass off)

wabbit
12-22-2007, 12:47 AM
This is great stuff.

Merry Christmas everybody...and best wishes for the new Foneco

brncs_fan
12-22-2007, 01:42 AM
If a tree fonecos on the woods...is anyone left alive?

Vegas_Bronco
12-22-2007, 02:17 AM
Elvis Costello should have sang Foneco not 'Veronica'.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/veronica-varekova/pictures/veronica-varekova-picture-1.jpg

FONECO VERAKOVA

davidtkd
12-22-2007, 09:10 AM
Fonecos! Good!

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7929/selmaaw3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7929/selmaaw3.9cae555c61.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=518&i=selmaaw3.jpg)

FONECO YEAH! :thumbsup:

davidtkd
12-22-2007, 09:11 AM
My uncle shot killed thirteen Fonecos at Khe Sanh.

Oh yeah? well my dad once ate 23 Fonecos at one sitting.

MechanicalBull
12-22-2007, 09:44 AM
Has the Foneco been put over Arkansas yet?

Rohirrim
12-22-2007, 11:57 AM
Salma has some nice fonecos. :wiggle:

PLOWHORSE
12-22-2007, 02:21 PM
http://www.musicpictures.com/ln_pictures/sysiphus/mpcom/100/MH1001_GERRARDO_1.JPG (http://www.musicpictures.com/propxt/zoom.php?pic_id=133710;type=200)


Foneeeeeco......Suaaaaaave'

MechanicalBull
12-22-2007, 02:25 PM
ET Foneco Home
http://theimaginaryworld.com/etsign.jpg

theAPAOps5
12-22-2007, 03:06 PM
Ancient Chinese proverb says man who go through turnstyle sideways is going to Bang Foneco.

JCMElway
12-22-2007, 03:42 PM
Good god, is this thread still going? LOL!

I will say that 2438 made a simple mistake and actually had a decent question, but you had to see the Foneco jokes coming a mile away. But it's probably a good thing for all of us, we need a reason to laugh after this season.

A Blessed Fonecovus to all! Get ready for the Feats of Strength!

JCM

theAPAOps5
12-22-2007, 04:12 PM
You can't stop Foneco you can only hope to contain IT.

Rocket 7
12-22-2007, 04:14 PM
I had Foneco once. Went to the doctor and he gave me a shot to clear it up.

theAPAOps5
12-22-2007, 04:17 PM
The first A-bomb dropped on Hiroshima equaled 1BF which represents the power of 1 breath from Foneco.

Orange_Beard
12-22-2007, 04:30 PM
Phoneco Is Phat!

-Slap-
12-22-2007, 05:36 PM
A steeler friend of mine told me that Foneco is playing like garbage this season, and isn't worth a look in FA.

Poneco is a pre madonna.

plummershelper
12-22-2007, 08:04 PM
I actually heard that AT&T have been working on developing a product with Ron Popeil. They're calling the child company Foneco

Orange_Beard
12-23-2007, 12:35 AM
Man Utd to sign striker Foneco
Manchester United have agreed to sign 24-year-old Angolan forward Foneco.

The striker, who has been on trial at the club, will join from Angolan side Petro Athletico on a three-year deal.

"We have had Foneco here for a three-week trial and have been impressed enough to offer him a contract," said boss Sir Alex Ferguson.

"He is a tall, agile, quick forward and through contacts that Carlos (Queiroz) has, was brought to our attention around six months ago."


Foneco, whose real name is Foneco, arrives at Old Trafford in January subject to a work permit.

He joins Carlos Tevez, Wayne Rooney, Louis Saha and Dong Fangzhou in United's striking department.

Ferguson has ruled out another move to tempt Swedish striker Henrik Larsson back to Old Trafford.

The 36-year-old Swede scored three goals in 13 games during a successful three-month loan 12 months ago and resisted the chance to stay longer, keeping to his promise of returning to home-town club Helsingborgs.

"Henrik promised his family back then he would go home," Ferguson added.

"He honoured it, and we honoured it. It would be an interesting one, obviously - but I don't think so.

"At this time of year, it is always difficult to get the players you would like to get.

"You look at the criteria of playing in European football. That is not easy."

Guess we missed out.

Bronx33
12-23-2007, 01:42 PM
Happy Foneca people!

theAPAOps5
12-23-2007, 01:47 PM
Ah Foneco time. Its a magical time of year. That is capped off with the lighting of the Foneco Pole.

Bronx33
12-23-2007, 01:50 PM
Ah Foneco time. Its a magical time of year. That is capped off with the lighting of the Foneco Pole.


I can remember grandpa fetus getting soooo drunk on applejack and trying to fight my mom and mom threw grandpa into the foneco tree. ( ohhhhhhhh the memories)

shakenbake
12-23-2007, 02:10 PM
Happy Foneca people!

Baaa Foneco

DenverBrit
12-23-2007, 03:50 PM
According to WSJ, there are now only 150 Fonecos to the Dollar.

Bronco Bob
12-23-2007, 06:18 PM
Isn't Foneco a phone company is one of those South American countries?

Bronx33
12-23-2007, 06:20 PM
Isn't Foneco a phone company is one of those South American countries?


I think hugo chavez owns it.

missingnumber7
12-24-2007, 03:06 AM
Foneco, whose real name is Foneco,

What the Foneco

Bronco Yoda
12-24-2007, 03:37 AM
May the Foneco be with you :)

BMF Bronco
12-24-2007, 10:17 AM
I just had premature foneco

theAPAOps5
12-24-2007, 11:00 AM
I just had premature foneco


Ahhh yes I remember those days. Way back when. The days were great I was young, dumb, and full of Foneco.

Spider
12-24-2007, 11:03 AM
well this is different

Inkana7
12-24-2007, 11:04 AM
Ring of Fame. Nao.

theAPAOps5
12-24-2007, 11:05 AM
well this is different

Are you just now happening upon the greatness that is FONECO. You need to go back and read from page 1. Some of the posts are priceless. I was crying a few times.

Spider
12-24-2007, 11:07 AM
Are you just now happening upon the greatness that is FONECO. You need to go back and read from page 1. Some of the posts are priceless. I was crying a few times.

as soon as I get off my lazy FONECO I will ;D

JimmyFocus
12-24-2007, 11:10 AM
We just better make sure we sign the real Foneco not the imatation Fauxneco

theAPAOps5
12-24-2007, 11:10 AM
Priceless stuff man and when the thread starter calls us all smartasses for our replies to a simple question it just gets better.

oubronco
12-24-2007, 11:13 AM
foneco oh foneco where for art thou foneco

Spider
12-24-2007, 11:15 AM
you people are assholes .... merry christmas assholes ;D

shakenbake
12-24-2007, 11:21 AM
you people are a-holes .... merry christmas a-holes ;D

Hey Spide I heard there is a lot of money in haulin foneco. Is that true ?

Orange_Beard
12-24-2007, 11:25 AM
you people are a-holes .... merry christmas a-holes ;D

Thank you. May your new year be filled with Foneco.

Spider
12-24-2007, 11:27 AM
Hey Spide I heard there is a lot of money in haulin foneco. Is that true ?

Hilarious! pays the bills

Orange_Beard
12-24-2007, 11:29 AM
All I want for Christmas is an iFoneco

BMF Bronco
12-24-2007, 12:51 PM
So a priest, a rabbi, and a Monk go into a bar, the bartender turns to the Monk and says, "Foneco"

shakenbake
12-24-2007, 02:10 PM
Hilarious! pays the bills
yea but you gotta be careful....One time I was on the big road in the bikini state haulin a load of foneco when a bear showed up at my back door, looked like a baby bear, so a I backed off the hammer down to double nickel and pulled into the pickle park. The last thing you want is to be caught with a big load of foneco

Goobzilla
12-24-2007, 02:29 PM
According to Google this is Foneco's photobucket gallery:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v294/foneco/

Could this be a rare photo of the elusive Foneco?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Goobzilla/Imagem772.jpg

shakenbake
12-24-2007, 02:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/foneco/Imagem1013-1.jpg?t=1198525215

sign him

theAPAOps5
12-24-2007, 02:44 PM
No way I am calling BS on this. That can't be Foneco. Half his photobucket pictures are screen shots from some PC game. Foneco doesn't play games online. Foneco created online.

BlaK-Argentina
12-24-2007, 02:46 PM
Man you guys took this one too far... ;D

Happy holidays everybody!!!

Meck77
12-24-2007, 02:52 PM
I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Foneco!

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/387/geickosd0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Spider
12-24-2007, 02:53 PM
yea but you gotta be careful....One time I was on the big road in the bikini state haulin a load of foneco when a bear showed up at my back door, looked like a baby bear, so a I backed off the hammer down to double nickel and pulled into the pickle park. The last thing you want is to be caught with a big load of foneco
LOL .......

Rod knockers ....full grown bears are always on the prowl for a load of foneco ... last thing you need is a kojac with a kodac or an evil kneivel turn on their discos and ecort you to the nearest chicken coop and check how much ground pressure your foneco is pushin .....

Inkana7
12-24-2007, 03:16 PM
I hear that in Foneco, they don't celebrate Christmas, they celebrate Festivus. Crazy people those Fonecos.

sisterhellfyre
12-24-2007, 03:21 PM
I just had premature foneco

Now, BMF, that is TMI. Too Much Infonecation!

Regards,
m.

sisterhellfyre
12-24-2007, 03:23 PM
According to Google this is Foneco's photobucket gallery:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v294/foneco/

Could this be a rare photo of the elusive Foneco?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Goobzilla/Imagem772.jpg

The very last thing you want is to be out in the woods with a Foneco pissed off at you. They can run at 40mph for short distances. And climb trees, too.

Regards,
m.

Goobzilla
12-24-2007, 03:23 PM
I hear that in Foneco, they don't celebrate Christmas, they celebrate Festivus. Crazy people those Fonecos.

Foneco actually lives in Rand McNally where they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

Ray Finkle
12-24-2007, 06:07 PM
Foneco doesn't sleep, he waits.....

baja
12-24-2007, 06:13 PM
I'm cooking Foneco for dinner, possibly with green beans on the side.

With a nice Chianti?

http://www.agriturismosavernano.com/img/bottiglia.jpg

Cito Pelon
12-24-2007, 07:55 PM
The Denver Fonecos will rule again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meck77
12-24-2007, 08:12 PM
NO! Cutler you can't foneco the damn ball like that!

BMF Bronco
12-24-2007, 11:26 PM
we foneco'd the pooch tonight didn't we?

rastaman
12-24-2007, 11:36 PM
Well getting back on a serious note......after watching how pitifull Denvers O Line played tonight against the Chargers on MNF.....Denver needs to not try and sign Faneca, but also sign Starks as well.

BMF Bronco
12-27-2007, 03:34 PM
Foneco bump

ozomulsion
12-27-2007, 03:37 PM
Foneco bump

I heard Foneco uses a rattlesnake for a condom.

BMF Bronco
12-27-2007, 04:09 PM
no, king cobra

Orange_Beard
12-27-2007, 06:31 PM
Which one of his dicks did he put it on?

theAPAOps5
12-27-2007, 08:42 PM
I just got done plowing a Foneco load of snow. I Foneco hate this time of year.

Vegas_Bronco
12-28-2007, 01:27 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy Foneco

Kaylore
12-28-2007, 03:03 AM
I got just got a Foneco pot from Williams Sonoma.

davidtkd
12-28-2007, 07:32 AM
I got just got a Foneco pot from Williams Sonoma.

Have you tried the dark Foneco roast? It's amazing!

NASurfer
12-28-2007, 09:18 AM
This thread has gotten Foneco'd Up Beyond All Recognition

Arkansas Bronco
12-28-2007, 09:25 AM
Fubar!

Dr. Broncenstein
12-28-2007, 10:03 AM
You know you want it

BMF Bronco
12-28-2007, 02:13 PM
I got just got a Foneco pot from Williams Sonoma.

I thought it was against your religion to smoke Foneco pot.

Orange_Beard
12-28-2007, 08:45 PM
Some times I wonder what the world would have been like if Foneco Ono had not broken up the Beatles.

Cito Pelon
12-28-2007, 09:27 PM
Fubar!

That would be "Fobar", troop. As you were.

theAPAOps5
12-28-2007, 09:32 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but he has never cried. He doesn't want Foneco to laugh at him.

Cito Pelon
12-28-2007, 10:28 PM
Some times I wonder what the world would have been like if Foneco Ono had not broken up the Beatles.

:notworthy

JCMElway
12-28-2007, 11:33 PM
I just watched that made for TV movie about Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafoneco.

broncocalijohn
12-28-2007, 11:36 PM
You know you want it

BS! Foneco jersey will have the number that is infinity like PI. He is big enough to never see the end of the jersey number.

Cito Pelon
12-29-2007, 12:19 AM
Foneco is a cool word introduced into the Lexicon Americus, but where did "Honyacker" come from? I was running my Labs in 12 inches of snow and it's about 5 degrees F here, and this lady with a terrier calls my Labs "Honyackers". The dogs are friendly, they wanted to play with the terrier, she scoops it up and starts yelling, "get your honyackers away". What the hell is a "honyacker"?

BMF Bronco
12-29-2007, 11:27 AM
Some times I wonder what the world would have been like if Foneco Ono had not broken up the Beatles.

In the immortal words of Dennis Leary...

"John Lennon gets shot 17 times and not one bullet finds Foneco Ono!"

Rohirrim
12-29-2007, 11:34 AM
Foneco is Borat's little brother.

Orange_Beard
12-29-2007, 08:18 PM
Faneco=cero-cuatro

Jens1893
01-05-2008, 09:19 PM
Where is the Foneco when the Steeluhs need him?

PRBronco
01-05-2008, 10:01 PM
Yay this thread is back!

Oh by the way, I got the test results, I tested negative for Foneco, praise Hixon.

MechanicalBull
01-05-2008, 11:39 PM
ET said Foneco home and after losing to Jax that's exactly where he is going.

lex
01-05-2008, 11:41 PM
You go loco at the Foneco if you stay in Acopulco too long.

Bronx33
01-05-2008, 11:44 PM
I ordered a grande foneco with whipped cream at starbucks this morning.

Houshmazode
01-05-2008, 11:58 PM
Yay this thread is back!

Oh by the way, I got the test results, I tested negative for Foneco, praise Hixon.

Ha!

ColoradoDarin
01-06-2008, 02:38 AM
What a run on 4th down for Garrard, I couldn't Fonecing believe it!

Kaylore
01-06-2008, 06:33 AM
I wonder if when Cutler is trying to air it out he ever tells Marshall to "go Foneco".

cutthemdown
01-06-2008, 06:38 AM
Sometimes this board so takes a joke too far its a fonecoing joke. Give it a rest you fonecors.

Pick Six
01-06-2008, 10:37 AM
ET said Foneco home and after losing to Jax that's exactly where he is going.

That's OK. It makes more time for Fonecation...

BMF Bronco
01-14-2008, 01:35 PM
Foneco Rivers

theAPAOps5
01-14-2008, 01:37 PM
Sometimes this board so takes a joke too far its a fonecoing joke. Give it a rest you fonecors.

You are such a little hypofoneco

oubronco
01-14-2008, 01:39 PM
what the FONECO'S going on here BATMAN

Meck77
01-14-2008, 01:44 PM
I told you guys not to underestimate the power of the almighty fonecos.


http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4756/simpsonde2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Orange_Beard
01-14-2008, 01:46 PM
Holy Foneco!

broncosteven
01-14-2008, 01:48 PM
Brett FONECO is going to cream the Giants in LAMFONECO Field next week.

missingnumber7
01-14-2008, 02:33 PM
I told you guys not to underestimate the power of the almighty fonecos.


http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4756/simpsonde2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Excuse me while I whipe the foneco from my chin.

JCMElway
01-14-2008, 04:02 PM
Sometimes I wonder why I like this board better than the other Bronco boards. And then this thread gets bumped, and I remember.

vancejohnson82
01-14-2008, 04:15 PM
ET Foneco Home

BMF Bronco
01-14-2008, 04:17 PM
Excuse me while I whipe the foneco from my chin.

I would like to see her wipe my foneco from her chin!

oubronco
01-14-2008, 05:06 PM
I would like to see her wipe my foneco from her chin!

WTFONECO ?

BMF Bronco
01-14-2008, 05:08 PM
WTFONECO ?

Do you really need me to explain that Foneco? :saywhat:

DomCasual
01-14-2008, 05:12 PM
I am going to start negative REPing anyone who bumps this fonecan thread!

That's foneco as an adjective, folks.

You guys bumping this thread all the time is fonecan messed up.

Adverb.

BMF Bronco
01-14-2008, 05:27 PM
Neg rep me and I will foneco you up!

DomCasual
01-14-2008, 05:38 PM
Neg rep me and I will foneco you up!

Does your mom know you talk like that?

BMF Bronco
01-14-2008, 05:40 PM
hahaha, yup

DomCasual
01-14-2008, 05:49 PM
hahaha, yup

Well, when we've been basking in post-fonecan afterglow, she's never said anything about it.

vancejohnson82
01-14-2008, 05:49 PM
this is fonecon ridiculous

Inkana7
01-15-2008, 08:40 PM
Bunch of damn fonecos.

Orange_Beard
01-15-2008, 08:42 PM
Excuse me while I whipe the foneco from my chin.

I would like to foneco her like an animal.

mhgaffney
01-15-2008, 10:44 PM
Here we go again...

JCMElway
01-15-2008, 10:57 PM
It's pretty sad that I will sit at the PC for relativley long periods of time, just trying to think of a Foneco joke.

















Or Fonecally hillarious. Take your pick.

ColoradoDarin
01-15-2008, 10:59 PM
Here we go again...

You're Fonecoing right!

Orange_Beard
01-15-2008, 11:03 PM
Or when I am sitting somewhere, at the movies, driving in the car and it starts. Foneco, Foneco, Foneco, Foneco, Foneco, Foneco. It does not stop.

DomCasual
01-16-2008, 12:51 AM
I'm currently a brown belt in Fonecus. I think I can hit black belt by mid-2009 - which will give me a degree of fonecan awesomeness that will be unsurpassed by any of you fonecaweenies.

JCMElway
01-16-2008, 01:17 AM
Hey! The Foneco thread is only 54 pages behind the NPN!


And when you actually take the time to look that sort of stuff up, it is definetly time to go to bed.......

Kaylore
01-16-2008, 02:43 AM
Mitt Romney Foneco'd himself a win in Michigan tonight. Never doubt the power of a good Foneco.

Pick Six
01-16-2008, 09:59 AM
The offseason is Foncecan awesome...

BMF Bronco
01-16-2008, 01:54 PM
Fonceco yeah!

CHANGSTER
01-17-2008, 05:42 PM
Oh geeze, I got scared, thought I lost this thread

BMF Bronco
01-17-2008, 05:45 PM
better not lose the mother Foneco!

dbfan4life
01-17-2008, 07:15 PM
better not lose the mother Foneco!

ROFL!

JCMElway
01-17-2008, 11:50 PM
The Foneco will be with you, always.

worm
01-18-2008, 12:58 AM
Califonecotion!

plummershelper
01-18-2008, 10:18 AM
I think we need to start some yearly awards called the "Fonecos". Similar to the "Dundies" on the Office or the "Oscars". We could give a Foneco, or "Foney", to the worst poster of the year, worst player, most hated team, most hated player from another team. This could spin out of control in a way I would truly love.

That said, I nominate Tom Brady for this years Most Valuable Foneco. Any additions...

PLOWHORSE
01-18-2008, 02:54 PM
Philip Rivers for the most valuable asshat Foneco.

Cito Pelon
01-19-2008, 06:24 PM
You win some, you lose some, you wreck some, you get foneco'd some. I got foneco'd in Blackhawk last night. It wasn't my fault, it was just plain foneco.

Bronx33
01-19-2008, 06:31 PM
Iam making foneco burgers for dinner.

* 1 (12 ounce) container fully cooked luncheon meat (e.g. Spam)
* 4 hard-cooked eggs
* 4 ounces Cheddar cheese, cubed
* 1 medium onion, chopped
* 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
* 6 slices bacon, cut in half
* 6 hamburger buns, split

Kaylore
01-19-2008, 06:46 PM
You win some, you lose some, you wreck some, you get foneco'd some. I got foneco'd in Blackhawk last night. It wasn't my fault, it was just plain foneco.

Foneco A, man!

PRBronco
01-19-2008, 07:20 PM
Iam making foneco burgers for dinner.

* 1 (12 ounce) container fully cooked luncheon meat (e.g. Spam)
* 4 hard-cooked eggs
* 4 ounces Cheddar cheese, cubed
* 1 medium onion, chopped
* 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
* 6 slices bacon, cut in half
* 6 hamburger buns, split

Damn! Those sound fonec'in good.

Cito Pelon
01-19-2008, 07:44 PM
Iam making foneco burgers for dinner.

* 1 (12 ounce) container fully cooked luncheon meat (e.g. Spam)
* 4 hard-cooked eggs
* 4 ounces Cheddar cheese, cubed
* 1 medium onion, chopped
* 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
* 6 slices bacon, cut in half
* 6 hamburger buns, split

Foneco burgers need garlic.

JCMElway
01-21-2008, 12:38 AM
Page 2 rescue.....

**to the tune of O Tannenbaum**

Oh Foneco, Oh Foneco
You pull on trap plays freely

Oh Foneco, Oh Foneco
Protecting QBs easily

You're big and strong, and block so well
And tell Strahan to go to hell

Oh Foneco, Oh Foneco
the Broncos need you greatly

Kaylore
01-21-2008, 03:12 AM
By the power of Foneco!

NASurfer
01-21-2008, 03:34 AM
Shoot, Valentines day is coming up soon. If I buy her roses and a gift I better get some Foneco.

Orange_Beard
01-21-2008, 10:38 AM
Anyone going to Foneco for the super bowl?

JCMElway
01-21-2008, 07:39 PM
I had a fonecone with mint chocolate chip on it. Mmmmmmm.....

Orange_Beard
01-21-2008, 07:44 PM
First post from my new Fonecoing job.

Rohirrim
01-21-2008, 09:08 PM
Anyone going to Foneco for the super bowl?

You mean... The Foneco Bowl! :yayaya:

Inkana7
01-21-2008, 09:17 PM
I have a gut feeling this Super Bowl is going to Foneco.

JCMElway
01-27-2008, 10:04 PM
Page Fourneco bump.

What the Foneco are you guys thinking, letting this page slip this far?

Unbe-fonecoing-lievable.

Cito Pelon
01-28-2008, 05:16 AM
You fonecockers are too much.

ShutDownPoster
01-28-2008, 07:40 AM
What we have here is a failure to FONECO!

BMF Bronco
01-28-2008, 11:35 AM
You fonecockers are too much.

fonecocker?

JCMElway
01-28-2008, 03:03 PM
Meet me here, outside the wood, when the fonecock crows three times.

BMF Bronco
01-28-2008, 03:30 PM
wow, the directions we can go with this now!

JCMElway
01-28-2008, 03:38 PM
BMFoneco, you ain't seen nothin' yet.......

BMF Bronco
01-28-2008, 04:20 PM
BMFoneco, you ain't seen nothin' yet.......

BMFoneco, fitting! Love it!!!!!!!!LOL Hilarious! LOL Hilarious!

BroncoBuff
01-28-2008, 04:23 PM
This thread is actually highly entertaining Knowitall

But your anti-Foneco agendas are plain to see.

BMF Bronco
01-28-2008, 04:26 PM
No Fonecan politics on here Buffoneco

JCMElway
01-28-2008, 07:01 PM
Buffoneco! Love it!!

Inkana7
01-28-2008, 07:58 PM
This thread needs to get moved to the Ring of Foneco.

elsid13
01-28-2008, 08:02 PM
No Fonecan politics on here Buffoneco

Always Foneconing the man down

BroncoBuff
01-28-2008, 08:22 PM
Fine. But I gotta tell you gas is just $2.81 down at the FONECO station.

Arkansas Bronco
01-28-2008, 08:31 PM
Whats going to be great is in a year or 2 when someone drops the foneco on someone and they are truely clueless on what the hell is going on. Ha! That will be fonecoing great.

BroncoBuff
01-28-2008, 09:03 PM
I was foneco-lueless for about a week on this already :~ohyah!:

JCMElway
01-28-2008, 11:03 PM
Foneco Business Systems Inc. in Mesquite Texas.

http://goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/product-compint-0001306708-page.html

BMF Bronco
01-29-2008, 12:00 PM
Foneco bump!

Inkana7
01-29-2008, 01:34 PM
What the Foneco are we doing with our Fonecoin' lives?

broncocalijohn
01-29-2008, 03:27 PM
I wish my wife would foneco me sometime. She wasnt much into fonecoing before marriage so i should have never expected it after marriage. Just one good fonecasio this year would make me very happy man.

oubronco
01-29-2008, 03:29 PM
I wish my wife would foneco me sometime. She wasnt much into fonecoing before marriage so i should have never expected it after marriage. Just one good fonecasio this year would make me very happy man.

LOL ROFL! Hilarious!

broncocalijohn
01-29-2008, 03:49 PM
Whats going to be great is in a year or 2 when someone drops the foneco on someone and they are truely clueless on what the hell is going on. Ha! That will be fonecoing great.

I am sure at a Mane tailgate party, there will be something if this tends to stretch to football season. I hadnt been on this thread since the beginning and wow, what power. That is the power of a Foneco force.

Orange_Beard
01-29-2008, 03:59 PM
I was just thinking about taking my old plummer jersy and putting Foneco on the back.

OABB
01-29-2008, 03:59 PM
I am sure at a Mane tailgate party, there will be something if this tends to stretch to football season.

IF!!!! don't underestimate the power of foneco. Some jokes get old (remember loose?) but foneco is the all power word like Sh*t or F*ck or dude. It is interchangeable, and therefore it is imortal- and we should all be proud of being able to say that we here on the mane were around at it's inception.

for instance...the economy is foneco'd. the realistate market is foneco'd. I haven't been Foneco'd in three days. When my stomach hurts I have to take a foneco. when I get inspired to get out of a rut, I am going to foneco up, when the broncos lose it's cause they foneco'd themselves, and when they win it's cause they foneco.

we should all make a commercial for the mane like those "dude" commercials for budweiser(or whatever beer that is) where we all use foneco in various situations.

anyway, that is all the foneco I am going to foneco on this foneco.

BMF Bronco
01-29-2008, 04:04 PM
foneco yeah!

broncocalijohn
01-29-2008, 05:19 PM
I wish my wife would foneco me sometime. She wasnt much into fonecoing before marriage so i should have never expected it after marriage. Just one good fonecasio this year would make me very happy man.


Oh, I forgot! Has anyone heard the song by Red Hot Chili Peppers "Califonecation"? Best heard while getting fonecasio.

theAPAOps5
01-29-2008, 05:25 PM
I found out I am having a baby girl. I just got back from buying myself a foneco. First snot nose little boy that comes around is in for trouble. And enough of this bull about when she starts dating. I am starting early all 8 month old little boys you are put on notice. Even one little googoo or gahgah towards my daughter and you are FONECO'd

broncosteven
01-29-2008, 05:30 PM
I found out I am having a baby girl. I just got back from buying myself a foneco. First snot nose little boy that comes around is in for trouble. And enough of this bull about when she starts dating. I am starting early all 8 month old little boys you are put on notice. Even one little googoo or gahgah towards my daughter and you are FONECO'd

I told my Daughter she can start dating at 26, I told my baby son that women are placed on the Earth for his pleasure. The wife knocked the FONECO out of me.

Enjoy the baby Girl!

BMF Bronco
01-30-2008, 01:39 PM
Bronco Jamus is getting the foneco kicked out of him on the LT toy thread.

broncofan2438
01-30-2008, 03:38 PM
How do i fix the thread title? I ment Faneca, and apparantly everyone has there own little jokes.

TailgateNut
01-30-2008, 03:39 PM
How do i fix the thread title? I ment Faneca, and apparantly everyone has there own little jokes.

foneco it!

BMF Bronco
01-30-2008, 03:40 PM
How do i fix the thread title? I ment Faneca, and apparantly everyone has there own little jokes.

You don't foneco with the foneco!

Orange_Beard
01-30-2008, 03:42 PM
How do i fix the thread title? I ment Faneca, and apparantly everyone has there own little jokes.

It's a little late for that. You have all ready created legend. It may be easier to change your use name at this point.

Meck77
01-30-2008, 03:43 PM
How do i fix the thread title? I ment Faneca, and apparantly everyone has there own little jokes.

You change the thread title and you will be banned!

2438 I suspect your thread will have some Ring of Foneco votes. Just roll with it dude.

Blueflame
01-30-2008, 03:43 PM
How do i fix the thread title? I ment Faneca, and apparantly everyone has there own little jokes.

I think everyone knew you meant Faneca... but now "Foneco" has become part of the "orangemane lexicon".... editing the thread title to fix it won't stop the "foneco" jokes; it would just make the whole thing difficult to understand for anyone who wasn't here at the time. It's all good. :)

OABB
01-30-2008, 03:44 PM
How do i fix the thread title? I ment Faneca, and apparantly everyone has there own little jokes.

how dare you. You can't ever take it back. This is like finding out the chick you banged by the dumpster years ago, has your kid and he's grown up to be a multi-millionaire now.

you are the 'Padre De Foneco", and you must step up and be the man you were destined to be.

Blueflame
01-30-2008, 03:46 PM
"Embrace the Foneco"..... LOL

PLOWHORSE
01-30-2008, 03:47 PM
How do i fix the thread title? I ment Faneca, and apparantly everyone has there own little jokes.

Dont mess with it Broncofan...you have a place in Mane lore that few even dream of.:flower:

Meck77
01-30-2008, 03:47 PM
"In Foneco we trust"

broncofan2438
01-30-2008, 03:47 PM
Ok people, Foneco it is! Well keep having fun at it

PLOWHORSE
01-30-2008, 03:48 PM
Ok people, Foneco it is! Well keep having fun at it

Hmmm now it doesn't seem as fun. Frowns at keyboard....

OABB
01-30-2008, 03:49 PM
Hmmm now it doesn't seem as fun. Frowns at keyboard....

I know, he just pulled a "jamus".

TailgateNut
01-30-2008, 03:53 PM
I know, he just pulled a "jamus".


:spit: foneco hillarious

vancejohnson82
01-30-2008, 03:58 PM
Just fonecon let it be

BMF Bronco
01-30-2008, 04:04 PM
Ok people, Foneco it is! Well keep having fun at it

You say that like you had a fonecoan choice!

JCMElway
01-30-2008, 04:53 PM
Oh

MY

FONECO

I can't beleive it. This thread just keeps getting better and better. Hey, BF 2438, I've been meaning for a long time to thank you for the invention of Foneco. I know it was a dumb little typo, and we've ragged on it mercilessly, but do you know how much joy, and how many chuckles we've gotten out of this thing? I haven't had more fun with an OM thread. Thank you! and Thank Foneco!

JCMElway
01-30-2008, 04:56 PM
how dare you. You can't ever take it back. This is like finding out the chick you banged by the dumpster years ago, has your kid and he's grown up to be a multi-millionaire now.

you are the 'Padre De Foneco", and you must step up and be the man you were destined to be.

HA HA HA HA HA HA! Padre De Foneco! ROFL! LMAO! That was freaking genius! Hilarious! LOL Hilarious! ROFL! LOL :rofl:

broncofan2438
01-30-2008, 06:24 PM
you people crack me up!