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JCMElway
11-20-2009, 12:39 PM
Fonecojo IS strong enough, you shall see! GO BRONCOS!!!!!

loborugger
11-20-2009, 04:34 PM
Sadly, I think its another Fonecing year without playoffs.

oubronco
11-20-2009, 06:11 PM
Bring on the Fonecan Chuggers them biitches are going down

Boobs McGee
11-20-2009, 06:16 PM
I am not sure the Foneco mojo is strong enough, I think we might need some serious boobs to get this **** back on track.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=1&pictureid=18

JCMElway
12-01-2009, 04:12 PM
If we're doing Mojo threads we need this one back in the mix.

FONECO THE CHEFS!!!

vancejohnson82
12-01-2009, 04:15 PM
we are going to foneco up the chiefs this sunday

broncofan2438
12-01-2009, 04:52 PM
We are trying to win a fonecing game here

JCMElway
12-01-2009, 05:08 PM
A motherfonecing game here!

oubronco
12-01-2009, 05:25 PM
Mother****ing Foneco mother****ing Rules

oubronco
12-02-2009, 12:27 PM
MotherFonecoing Bump

We Will have the keyes to Arrowshyt stadium after this weekend

JCMElway
12-02-2009, 01:11 PM
Foneco on founecobronoco!!!

JCMElway
12-11-2009, 09:27 AM
GO BRONFONECOS!!!!

Beat the fonecoless dolts!

BTW, I cannot believe that the spell checker does not recognize Bronfoneco. How weird is that?

broncocalijohn
12-11-2009, 11:42 AM
Once a Foneco, always a foneco.

_Oro_
12-11-2009, 01:23 PM
Foneco of the week

oubronco
12-11-2009, 01:37 PM
Mother****ing BronFonecos will crush the mother****ing Shetlon ponies

JCMElway
12-11-2009, 02:58 PM
Once a Foneco, always a foneco.

You're damn F....

shut Yo' mouth!

I'm only talkin' 'bout foneco.

We can dig it!

s0phr0syne
12-15-2009, 02:22 PM
Raiders week deserve a fonecin' foneco bump

oubronco
12-16-2009, 07:12 AM
Foneco is about to break his foot off in some mother****ing Raider ass!!!!

vancejohnson82
12-16-2009, 08:03 AM
i can't believe the fonecon Hillis thread has more pages than this.....

oubronco
12-30-2009, 08:04 AM
we need some Mother****ing "FONECO MOJO" because FONECO the Great is about to break his foot off in some mother****ing Queefs ass!!!!
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PRBronco
01-18-2010, 10:17 AM
Hey did anyone see that Foneco guy on the Jets yesterday? Looked good. Maybe we can trade Marshall and a 3rd for him. Get it done Shanny!

vancejohnson82
01-18-2010, 10:29 AM
we need Foneco

JCMElway
01-20-2010, 07:59 PM
We can get Foneco to coach the D. No problem!

missingnumber7
03-25-2010, 06:36 AM
Is Foneco a FA this year?

oubronco
03-25-2010, 06:46 AM
This Fonecoan thread is Fonecan funny

missingnumber7
03-25-2010, 08:55 AM
And those are some nice fonecoan twins in your avitar

broncocalijohn
03-26-2010, 11:25 AM
Foneco is back with BMF. Coincedence? I think not.

Ray Finkle
04-20-2010, 08:53 AM
According to Lombardi and the NFP, Foneco is going to be released after the draft...

OABB
04-20-2010, 09:36 AM
He would break 2k in our foneco.

JCMElway
04-20-2010, 02:28 PM
Go America. Go Foneco.

oubronco
04-20-2010, 02:43 PM
Trade for FONECO!!!

MOCRUSH
04-24-2010, 04:39 AM
Lets do it again, Foneco Fest 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

missingnumber7
04-24-2010, 09:51 AM
FONECO is a FA again...LETS GO MCD GET FONECO IN A BRONCO JERSEY.

oubronco
04-24-2010, 09:53 AM
FONECO for Center in 2010

cmhargrove
05-19-2010, 01:40 PM
I just wondered if something catastrohpic might happen of Foneco and Tebow were in the same thread.

It's kind of like a supercollider - could be pretty cool, could end the world...

DomCasual
05-19-2010, 01:43 PM
Roh told me Foneco is thinking about taking a coaching job at the University of Miami of Ohio - you know, the U! :)

JCMElway
07-18-2010, 03:47 PM
Happy Foneco everybody!

broncocalijohn
07-18-2010, 04:36 PM
Hey, was watching the game tonight and heard that the Steelers offered offensive lineman FONECO a deal twice this year and he turned it down. Any way you think the Broncos pick him up?

Look at broncofan's first post on this thread and he changes the spelling 9 months after the fact. Classic thread and the douche thinks it is ok to change it. For what purpose? If BF2438 is reading this, you have done a disservice to you and this classic thread. Change it back. Unbelievable he actually did that. Newbies would be lost if corrected.

broncofan2438
07-18-2010, 05:13 PM
Look at broncofan's first post on this thread and he changes the spelling 9 months after the fact. Classic thread and the douche thinks it is ok to change it. For what purpose? If BF2438 is reading this, you have done a disservice to you and this classic thread. Change it back. Unbelievable he actually did that. Newbies would be lost if corrected.

What the hell are you talking about. Its been like that. Go jerk off in your bowling ball.

ward63
07-18-2010, 05:22 PM
Roh told me Foneco is thinking about taking a coaching job at the University of Miami of Ohio - you know, the U! :)

Is this true?

orange skier
07-18-2010, 07:47 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw Foneco in the gallery today, at the British Open.....he was standing next to the tee box on the first par five, drinking a Guinness, yelling "Get in the Hole" after every drive..........

JCMElway
07-18-2010, 07:50 PM
Foneco could kick the ass of the ass of the most interesting man in the world

broncocalijohn
07-18-2010, 09:44 PM
What the hell are you talking about. Its been like that. Go jerk off in your bowling ball.

When you started this thread, you got all cry baby on us for not understanding Foneco was Foneca or vice versa. It says date of edit and why and you put wrong spelling. Since this has been on for so long, no one probably goes back to the first page unless new and needs to know what the F is Foneco. They wouldnt know it by you changing it from Foneca to Foneco. Soooo, do the right thing and leave it as it was the first day you posted it. Changing a classic HOF thread to lose its whole meaning is classless and douchey. Foneca is ours now for all the Mane to see. You did a disservice to all. As for the bowling ball, I tried but holes need to be double the size.

broncocalijohn
07-18-2010, 09:45 PM
Foneco could kick the ass of the ass of the most interesting man in the world

The most interesting man is really Foneco.

Killericon
07-19-2010, 01:37 AM
When you started this thread, you got all cry baby on us for not understanding Foneco was Foneca or vice versa.

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Epic_Fail.jpg

JCMElway
12-02-2010, 01:34 PM
The Broncos may be down, but Foneco will never die!!!!!!!

FantomForce
12-02-2010, 01:54 PM
When you started this thread, you got all cry baby on us for not understanding Foneco was Foneca or vice versa. It says date of edit and why and you put wrong spelling. Since this has been on for so long, no one probably goes back to the first page unless new and needs to know what the F is Foneco. They wouldnt know it by you changing it from Foneca to Foneco. Soooo, do the right thing and leave it as it was the first day you posted it. Changing a classic HOF thread to lose its whole meaning is classless and douchey. Foneca is ours now for all the Mane to see. You did a disservice to all. As for the bowling ball, I tried but holes need to be double the size.

I'm still laughing at your hell mary's pass

broncocalijohn
12-02-2010, 02:11 PM
I'm still laughing at your hell mary's pass

Repost it! I dont remember but i do remember when I quoted the use of A Few Good Men a few years back. 2438 still didnt understand it.

FantomForce
12-02-2010, 02:42 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3025706#post3025706 yours is the 4th post down

DivineBronco
05-10-2011, 12:47 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/10/alan-faneca-retires/


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JCMElway
05-10-2011, 02:39 PM
Foneco will always live in our hearts.

Smiling Assassin27
05-10-2011, 02:47 PM
John, we hardly knew ya.

vancejohnson82
05-10-2011, 02:51 PM
this thread will never be retired

we should make a strong pitch to talk him out of it

oubronco
05-10-2011, 04:47 PM
Foneco for President!!!!!!!!!

broncocalijohn
05-10-2011, 10:30 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/05/10/alan-faneca-retires/


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So what! Alan Faneca retires but what does that have to do with FONECO? Foneco is so awesome that retirement is never even discussed. His contract has a start date and it is blank for end date. Only Dec. 21st, 2012 can stop Foneco.

Cleo McDowell
05-10-2011, 10:38 PM
fonecobating to this thread. s

JCMElway
05-16-2011, 07:00 AM
I got Fonecoed to my lovely wife yesterday!

oubronco
05-16-2011, 07:38 AM
We're just trying to play a motherfonecoing game this year

Kaylore
05-16-2011, 08:32 AM
Sweet Foneco!

vancejohnson82
06-27-2011, 02:43 PM
speaking of Ring of Fame fonecon threads!

oubronco
06-27-2011, 04:33 PM
Great Foneco this place has gone Fonecan crazy!!!

JCMElway
06-27-2011, 06:42 PM
I always love to see Foneco on page one....gives me a warm feeling right in my Foneco.

That One Guy
06-27-2011, 06:47 PM
This thread made it 53 pages... LOL, I remember this thread like it was yesterday. I think I stopped following it at about page 3.

TheReverend
06-27-2011, 07:00 PM
53 pages...

Roughly 1/3 the size of the Hillis thread.

Oh Foneco!

oubronco
06-27-2011, 07:40 PM
Oh "Foneco the Great" you mean

JCMElway
06-27-2011, 08:54 PM
Foneco would end Hillis with a suggestion of a thought. Beliee dat.

broncocalijohn
06-27-2011, 09:23 PM
I always love to see Foneco on page one....gives me a warm feeling right in my Foneco.

I think it should have been stickied since day one but TJ must not know Foneco from his ass. That might cost a few points for admission at the pearly gates.

53 pages...

Roughly 1/3 the size of the Hillis thread.

Oh Foneco!

Hillis can have that distinction but he is only the 2nd greatest football player/human being this decade behind Foneco. If Popps was here, it would be at 200 pages.

JCMElway
11-12-2011, 08:48 AM
God bless Foneco for all he has done for this country.

And if you don't know who Foneco is, you really should read at least the first couple of pages of this thread.

McDman
01-09-2012, 01:22 PM
Any word if we have a shot at Foneco this off season?

Ray Finkle
01-09-2012, 01:26 PM
Any word if we have a shot at Foneco this off season?

you only get one shot at Foneco and then he's gone....like Keyser Söze....

JCMElway
01-09-2012, 02:15 PM
I nearly Fonecoed yesterday.

broncocalijohn
01-09-2012, 03:26 PM
I fonecoed my wife Saturday night just to get good mojo for the game....it worked!

vancejohnson82
02-13-2012, 03:37 PM
take all of our mothaFonecon cap money and throw it at Foneco

Also, hope everyone has fun Fonecing their significant others on V-Day

oubronco
02-13-2012, 04:21 PM
Way to fonecoing bring up this fonecan thread

JCMElway
02-13-2012, 08:41 PM
Thank Foneco this thread is back!

broncocalijohn
02-14-2012, 12:03 AM
Hail Foneco!

oubronco
02-14-2012, 05:59 AM
Muthafoneco its lovey dovey day better go get a fonecan card for the wife

oubronco
02-15-2012, 11:54 AM
The Fonecing mane has gone full fonecan retard here lately

JCMElway
02-15-2012, 08:25 PM
Don't Foneco over it. Just live in peace and Foneco, man!

JCMElway
07-03-2012, 08:42 PM
It's time.

FONECO!

Punisher
07-03-2012, 08:51 PM
Foneco....... I mean Foneco

JCMElway
07-03-2012, 10:28 PM
Foneco....... I mean Foneco

True dat.

Gotta get these newbs on the Foneco train.

oubronco
07-04-2012, 01:59 PM
Happy Fonecan 4th of July

JCMElway
07-04-2012, 03:20 PM
God bless Afoneco.

vancejohnson82
11-08-2012, 08:04 PM
this thread became Fonecon relevant again because of Keith Brooking!!!

Peyton Fonecon Manning!!!

broncocalijohn
11-08-2012, 08:44 PM
this thread became Fonecon relevant again because of Keith Brooking!!!

Peyton Fonecon Manning!!!

Please explain this one. I have no idea what the Foneco you are talking about?

broncofan2438
11-08-2012, 10:06 PM
This thread is 5 years old

JCMElway
11-08-2012, 10:12 PM
Just 5 short Fonecos ago?

**sigh**

SonOfLe-loLang
11-09-2012, 08:46 AM
I was thinking about this thread the other day. Nice to see it bumped

Kaylore
11-09-2012, 09:11 AM
Where is Alan Faneca these days anyway? I mean he's no Foneco, but you wonder...

broncocalijohn
11-09-2012, 10:27 AM
Where is Alan Faneca these days anyway? I mean he's no Foneco, but you wonder...

He retired. Couldn't handle the Foneco pressure.

JCMElway
01-09-2013, 07:40 AM
ALL FONECOS UNITE!!!

DESTROY THE RAVENS!!!!

Rohirrim
01-09-2013, 07:52 AM
I think Foneco is a FA. Let's go, FO! Get off your asses!

Requiem
01-09-2013, 07:55 AM
Foneco it up!

Conklin
03-08-2013, 08:23 PM
When he was an NFL offensive lineman, Alan Faneca weighed 320 pounds. Two years after retiring, Faneca is down to 220.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/03/08/alan-faneca-has-lost-100-pounds-in-retirement/

OBF1
03-08-2013, 10:00 PM
I told you he was never on the juice!!!

Arkie
03-09-2013, 06:35 AM
Sign him!
http://www.foxsportsarizona.com/common/medialib/271/753203.jpg

ColoradoDarin
03-09-2013, 06:53 AM
He must have asked Stink how to do it.

cmhargrove
03-09-2013, 07:17 AM
Can't believe you didn't use the existing thread.





disappointment.

shame.

colorado jones
03-09-2013, 07:50 AM
Foneco.

Part Deux.

broncocalijohn
03-09-2013, 01:44 PM
I only know Foneco. Who is this Faneca guy?

broncocalijohn
03-09-2013, 01:45 PM
Sign him!
http://www.foxsportsarizona.com/common/medialib/271/753203.jpg

Looks like his daughter is taking up where he left off. Possible 2024 draft.

Requiem
03-09-2013, 01:47 PM
Looks like he has been hanging out with the MethWolfe!

vancejohnson82
03-09-2013, 06:22 PM
someone bump the old thread

Kaylore
03-09-2013, 06:35 PM
Tom Nalen, Dan Neil and Stink all lost their weight. The first two lost it very quickly.

Atwater His Ass
03-09-2013, 07:09 PM
Old news is old news, but still amazes a regular person like me who see's the sacrifice these guys make with their bodies to play pro football. Cant imagine being normally around 200 lbs but forcing yourself to maintain a 300+ body in order to play. Seems like a miserable exsistence.

Beantown Bronco
03-10-2013, 08:50 AM
Cant imagine being normally around 200 lbs but forcing yourself to maintain a 300+ body in order to play. Seems like a miserable exsistence.

Sounds like heaven to a high school/college wrestler that had to do the opposite every winter.

JCMElway
03-10-2013, 11:52 AM
Fone-bump

elsid13
03-10-2013, 12:10 PM
Sounds like heaven to a high school/college wrestler that had to do the opposite every winter.

I always thought that one of the stupidest things when came to any sport, rapid weight loss.

Kaylore
03-10-2013, 02:14 PM
foneco rules

vancejohnson82
03-11-2013, 10:07 AM
Rumor: Broncos have not yet discussed Foneco

JCMElway
03-11-2013, 03:44 PM
Rumor: Broncos have not yet discussed Foneco

Damn shame....

JCMElway
07-13-2013, 06:07 PM
I'm ready to foneco this year? Are you?

oubronco
07-13-2013, 06:17 PM
I Fonecoed the woman for half the day, Lifes good

JCMElway
07-13-2013, 06:33 PM
Foneco rep to you, good sir.

broncocalijohn
07-13-2013, 10:05 PM
Good Ole Foneco is back! At least the thread is back.

orange crusher
02-04-2014, 10:38 AM
There has been a Foneco sighting...runs marathon in under four hours. He's like the worlds most interesting man, only more interesting. Need a jpg of Foneco as the worlds most interesting man.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/04/formerly-fat-faneca-finishes-a-marathon-in-four-hours/

broncocalijohn
02-04-2014, 10:44 AM
There has been a Foneco sighting...runs marathon in under four hours. He's like the worlds most interesting man, only more interesting. Need a jpg of Foneco as the worlds most interesting man.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/04/formerly-fat-faneca-finishes-a-marathon-in-four-hours/

I see Foneco running in the Olympics in 4 years.When he was an NFL offensive lineman, Alan Faneca weighed 320 pounds. Two years after retiring, Faneca is down to 220.

The 36-year-old Faneca told FOXSportsArizona.com that he cut way down on his caloric intake as soon as he left the NFL, and as a result he lost weight so rapidly that people were getting worried about him.

“People thought I was sick or something because it was coming off me so fast,” Faneca said. “If you didn’t see me for two weeks, I’d look totally different the next time. It was hell on my closet. I couldn’t buy clothes fast enough. They would just hang on me like drapes.”..

vancejohnson82
02-04-2014, 11:07 AM
A fine fit Foneco

Guess Who
02-04-2014, 04:29 PM
Former 300-pound NFL lineman Alan Faneca much thinner, runs a marathon in 3:56




http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnflexperts/faneca020414TWOresize.jpg


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-300-pound-nfl-lineman-alan-faneca-much-193756323--nfl.html

oubronco
02-04-2014, 04:52 PM
Foneco is one ugly muthafugga

broncosteven
02-04-2014, 06:02 PM
We should sign this FONECO dude, he looks like he can keep SeaThugs off Manning in the SB!

spdirty
02-04-2014, 08:18 PM
Not too shabby.

vancejohnson82
02-11-2014, 07:11 PM
Is foneco available in free agentcy?

broncocalijohn
02-11-2014, 08:48 PM
Former 300-pound NFL lineman Alan Faneca much thinner, runs a marathon in 3:56




http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnflexperts/faneca020414TWOresize.jpg


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-300-pound-nfl-lineman-alan-faneca-much-193756323--nfl.html

Good god you dont even see this has been updated that Foneco also will run a marathon on the moon.

rmsanger
02-12-2014, 05:40 AM
Ok so you've got to pick 1 in a race; 50 laps around Indy... Your choices are:

Bill Brasky in a cream puff caddy
Da Bear Bus driven by Ditka
Foneco running his marathon

who wins? :shrug:

TheReverend
02-12-2014, 05:48 AM
Ok so you've got to pick 1 in a race; 50 laps around Indy... Your choices are:

Bill Brasky in a cream puff caddy
Da Bear Bus driven by Ditka
Foneco running his marathon

who wins? :shrug:

Foneco.

Ditka fell asleep and Brasky is having sex with their wives.

vancejohnson82
03-11-2014, 10:46 AM
any chance we bring this Foneco guy in for a look?

Rohirrim
03-11-2014, 11:09 AM
I wonder how much he's asking?

JCMElway
03-11-2014, 02:33 PM
Foneco has so much versatility. We have to have him!!!!1!!!!1!!

JCMElway
03-11-2014, 02:41 PM
This was my image result when looking up Foneco online. How can we not sign these guys?

JCMElway
03-11-2014, 02:42 PM
Fierce!

Tombstone RJ
03-11-2014, 06:51 PM
Bill Brasky loves Foneco.

broncofan2438
03-11-2014, 08:11 PM
Wow. This still alive?!

JCMElway
03-11-2014, 09:59 PM
Wow. This still alive?!

Damn right.

BMF Bronco
03-12-2014, 12:17 AM
Hell yeah love that it's still alive!

vancejohnson82
03-12-2014, 09:03 AM
It will never Fonecon die

broncocalijohn
03-12-2014, 11:15 AM
Wow. This still alive?!

and you better never delete it too!

Foneco for the win!