Islamic Militants don't like how

[alkemical]

All laundry detergents are one syllable.

[orangenblue2]

All laundry detergents are one syllable.

I've heard that...

[alkemical]

I also heard a holy war was declared for peanut butter & Jelly that are in the SAME JAR!!!!

[SoCalBronco]

I also heard a holy war was declared for peanut butter & Jelly that are in the SAME JAR!!!!

I've actually had that before.....that's badass, they've got it swirled together and stuff....I could see it turning into a big political football in any area of the world not just the Middle East, there's big bucks at stake in PB and J in the same jar...imagine the copyright/patent dollars there....whoever could get hold of that idea as their own.... they'd be flowing in money, it would make all that oil stuff look like small time stuff...they'd be rolling in dough right up there with the guy that came up with the idea of sliced bread. :)

[alkemical]

I've actually had that before.....that's badass, they've got it swirled together and stuff....I could see it turning into a big political football in any area of the world not just the Middle East, there's big bucks at stake in PB and J in the same jar...imagine the copyright/patent dollars there....whoever could get hold of that idea as their own.... they'd be flowing in money, it would make all that oil stuff look like small time stuff...they'd be rolling in dough right up there with the guy that came up with the idea of sliced bread. :)

Yes, but since you are from arcadia - you are in on it... I know it!!! Hilarious!

http://www.philipcoppens.com/arcadia.html

[alkemical]

I also just heard that a fwata was issues against the 'sometimes Y' usage in vowels.

[yavoon]

I'm not sure I'm in on the joke of this thread. but here's some funny islamic rulings for u guys:

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1178708655924&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull

fatwa that men have to breastfeed from their female co-workers before they are allowed to work together.

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/meast/03/26/saudi.pokemon/

pokemon is zionist conspiracy to posess the minds of children

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003675519_iraqsplit21.html

cucumbers can't be next to tomatoes because the vegetables are different genders

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1859797,00.html

being naked during sex annuls marriage

http://memri.org/bin/articles.cgi?Page=archives&Area=ia&ID=IA36307

drinking urine of prophet mohammed is a blessing.

[alkemical]

Did you know kites are a jewish conspiracy to take over the skies?!?!

[Rohirrim]

I have to agree with them on the Pokemon. Try stepping on a plastic Blastoise in the middle of the night. My children are trying to do me in.

[Bronco Bob]

Didn't they declare a Jhihad against Porky Pig a while back?
They are most offended by the fact that PP walks around
in public with no pants on.

[alkemical]

Didn't they declare a Jhihad against Porky Pig a while back?
They are most offended by the fact that PP walks around
in public with no pants on.

Well that, and he's pork

[Bronco Bob]

Well that, and he's pork

Well, that's a given. But what really gets their dander up is he is a lewd pork.

[Rohirrim]

Well, that's a given. But what really gets their dander up is he is a lewd pork.

Hilarious!

[Bob]

I also heard a holy war was declared for peanut butter & Jelly that are in the SAME JAR!!!!

Perhaps it could be labled "Mohammad's Own" ;)