Bronco fans .......... Are you ready ?

[Spider]

To Invade .............. Gayder Nation and their warriors ?

[DenverBrit]

To Invade .............. Gayder Nation and their warriors ?

I'll pass.
They'll have to invade the black hole on their own. Ha!

[Spider]

I'll pass.
They'll have to invade the black hole on their own. Ha!

LOL talk to Maxipad about Force out

[DenverBrit]

LOL talk to Maxipad about Force out

Wasn't he or RR talking about 'going down in Oakland'? ;D

[Spider]

Wasn't he or RR talking about 'going down in Oakland'? ;D

RR ..........I thought he had stopped . But I guess oral habits are the hardest to break ;D

[Spider]

Just like the Raider fan out driving around comes up onto a naked dead woman , Raider fan stops and thinks , what would be the decent thing to do here ? He decides to put his Raiders hat over her crotch and wait for the cops ......
A cop shows up , lifts the Raiders hat , put the hat back down takes some notes , Lifts the hat again , puts the hat back down shakes his head , writes down some more notes ,Lifts the hat again , Raider fan says "what the hell are you doing ? are you a pervert or something ?
Cop answers no , I am a bit confused though ...... Every time I see a Raiders hat , I am used to seeing an ásshole under it

[Spider]

RR comes home after a hard day of selling drugs , he finds Max , bent over the toilet ,swishing the plunger handle in the toilets water .. RR asked , Maxi what are you doing ? Max looks up and says Hi Honey , I am teaching our kids how to swim ..........

[Spider]

Max , RR , Zach , KCstud , Bob the Welcher , Crazy Horse all standing in a circle ........ thats right .Dope ring

[Beantown Bronco]

Spider:

you are on a serious roll today. solid work.

[Spider]

I hate to admit this , but I have met Max ...... We was at a bar in Denver before a broncos game , enjoying a beer and Max said , hey Spider ... I slept with my wife before we was married ... what about you ? I said hell I dont know what is her maiden name ?

[Spider]

Just like the Problem Meck 77 had 2 years ago ...... He hit 2 Raiders fans walking down the street in Lakewood in OF1 .. in a panic Meck 77 Calls the cops , Cop came rushing right to the scene of the accident ....... Then the cop yells at meck , why didnt you tell me they was Raider fans , I could have done the paper work down at the Station ..........
Meck77 said I didnt think it mattered they was Raider fans , cop said sure it does , See the one sticking out of your Bus windshield ? Meck 77 said yes , Cop says I got him for Breaking and entering , and the one laying across the street .... I got him for leaving the scene of a crime .......

[Paladin]

Heh. That's a roll, man.....

[Spider]

2 guys were on a plane heading to DIA from Los Angles , they get to talking and find out that one of them is Raider fan , and the other is Bronco fan , well bronco fan kicked his shoes off and started to relax and talk football .... Raider fan had the window seat , and said excuse me I need to go get a soda pop ....Bronco fan said , hey I will go get it for you be right back ......
Bronco fan comes back with the soda , and they talk some more .... well as the plane got ready to land , Bronco fan went to put his shoes on , and discovered Raider fan spit in his shoes .......Very upset , Bronco fan turns to Raider fan and says , these Childish pranks have to stop , you spitting in my shoes , me pissing in your Soda ........

[Spider]

what do you call a Raider fan in a 3 piece suit ? Defendant

[Spider]

Gay Raider fan in a band ? Bandaides

[Spider]

Raider fans and Chief fans will never marry each other .........too scared their kids will be to lazy to steal

[Kaylore]

Nice work. :D

[Spider]

.....

[Spider]

Max goes into the local drug store , buys a box of condems , Clerk smiles , says practicing safe sex ? Max said no , RR check was short this week so I will be making him sack lunches all week

[Paladin]

Lol!!!

[Los Broncos]

Funny stuff Spider!

[Bronx33]

A man walked into an Oakland bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog was wearing an Oakland Raiders jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Raiders pom-poms.

The bartender said, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The guy begged him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relented and allowed them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game began with the Raiders receiving the kickoff. They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal.

With that the dog jumped up on the bar, and began walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender said, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do when the Raiders score a touchdown?"



The owner replied, "I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years."

[Spider]

A romantic Love story ( well by raider fan standards anyway)
a dark late night in Dec , RR was driving home , and all of the sudden blew out a tire , not having a jack or a spare , RR was stuck ..... few minutes pass , RR sees headlights pull up behind him , Rr drew a happy sigh and jumped out to greet the person who stopped to help him , well that person was none other then Maximus ..... Max told RR get back into your car , I will take care of this , Max gets the lug nuts lose , his hands are freezing , so he gets into the car with RR , places his hands on the inside of RR thighs and says , I am just warming my hands ....... Maxs hands warm up , he gets out and finishes changing the tire , gets into RR Car , to warm his hands again and RR says , hey dont your ears ever get cold ? .........

[Bronx33]

Q: How does an Oakland Raider count to 16?


A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5....

[Bronx33]

A seven year old boy at the centre of a courtroom drama in a California Courthouse this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have legal custody of the juvenile.

The boy has a history of being beaten repeatedly by both parents and the judge had previously awarded custody to the boy's aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there.

When the judge then suggested that he be placed with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more severely than anyone. The judge, in an unprecedented ruling, dramatically allowed the boy, in spite of his youth and obvious inexperience, to make his own choice as to who should have legal guardianship over him.

In front of a packed and cheering courtroom this morning, custody was subsequently granted to the Oakland Raiders as the boy stated his firm belief that they are, in point of fact, not capable of beating anyone.

[Bronx33]

A recently published survey has revealed that 90% of Raiders fans have had sex in the shower.
The other 10% have yet to go to prison

[Los Broncos]

Good one.

[Bronx33]

Maximus is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands spider, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, spider says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of spider.
After a few seconds, spider hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was spider the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

[Spider]

Maximus is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands spider, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, spider says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of spider.
After a few seconds, spider hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was spider the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

ROFL!

[Los Broncos]

I invited my friend who is a die hard Raider fan over for the game because its not on tv.

He said "no, im hanging out with my gf".

Is he really a fan?

[Spider]

I invited my friend who is a die hard Raider fan over for the game because its not on tv.

He said "no, im hanging out with my gf".

Is he really a fan?

Nope

[Bronx33]

I invited my friend who is a die hard Raider fan over for the game because its not on tv.

He said "no, im hanging out with my gf".

Is he really a fan?


no

[Los Broncos]

no

Same thing i said to him, he wants to go double or nothing in this one.

But that would jinx it.

[Bronx33]

Same thing i said to him, he wants to go double or nothing in this one.

But that would jinx it.


If he was a real fan he would bang the GF then go watch the game with his pals and if she was a real GF (she would understand)

[Bronx33]

I just thought this was funny..

At age 4 success is… not peeing your pants
At age 12 success is…having friends
At age 16 success is…having a drivers license
At age 35 success is…having money
At age 50 success is…having money
At age 70 success is…having a drivers license
At age 75 success is…having friends
At age 80 success is…not peeing in your pants

[Los Broncos]

If he was a real fan he would bang the GF then go watch the game with his pals and if she was a real GF (she would understand)

I don't think hes pussy whipped, he just needed an excuse not to go.

But i know several others that would hang out no matter what.

[Bronx33]

I don't think hes p***Y whipped, he just needed an excuse not to go.

But i know several others that would hang out no matter what.


OR atleast bring the GF with him..

[Los Broncos]

OR atleast bring the GF with him..

Yeah, and shes hot.

Another friend of mine was a Raider fan now he sucks off Farve.

After we lost on MNF, he texted me saying "screw Denver".

Bandwagon losers!

[Bronx33]

Two friends, Max and RR, who wanted to know if they played football in Heaven. They agreed that the first one to die would find out and come back and let the other one know. As it turned out, Max died first. A few days after his death, Max appeared to RR in a dream and RR asked "So, what did you find out?" MAX said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

"The good news is ... they do play football in Heaven.

The bad news is you're scheduled to play QB tomorrow night!"

[Bronx33]

Two RAIDERFANS, Max and RR, meet on near oakland.

Max is carrying a big bag labeled, “CHICKENS”.

"CHICKENS, eh?" says the RR. "Hmmmm, if I guess how many chickens you got in that there bag, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the Max, If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."

RR scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!!"

[Spider]

............

[Cito Pelon]

What does a Raider fan to say to his lover after having sex?

"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes again!"

[Spider]

RR ans Max walking down the street , they see a dog licking his balls , Max asked RR , how would you like to do that ? RR said I would love to be able to do that , but I am afraid that dog will bite me

[Spider]

Raiders Rock walks into a bar and says ...... Hey Barkeep set me up with 12 shots of Jack and coke , I am celebrating my fist blow job ....... Barkeep says congrats , here have the 13 th one on the house ......RR says no thanks if 12 dont get the taste out of my mouth 13 th one wont do much good .........