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Punisher
11-09-2007, 04:43 PM
Ill say the golden boy but thats just getting old..So whats a good nickname for cutler???

Paladin
11-09-2007, 04:48 PM
Jay Cutler

Punisher
11-09-2007, 04:49 PM
Jay Cutler
LMAO thats not very creative

521 1N5
11-09-2007, 04:51 PM
I just call him JCUT

Beantown Bronco
11-09-2007, 04:54 PM
Jay-C

or

sleepy

DomCasual
11-09-2007, 04:55 PM
What was it that Mock started spontaneously calling him last year? Was it Rocket Man?

In honor of Mock, I say we call him Rocket Man!

lex
11-09-2007, 04:56 PM
Ill say the golden boy but thats just getting old..So whats a good nickname for cutler???

Jay "the Laser Ray" Cutler

Hotrod
11-09-2007, 04:56 PM
Tulo

or

Jay

Pick Six
11-09-2007, 05:03 PM
"Better than Brodie"

MechanicalBull
11-09-2007, 05:08 PM
What was it that Mock started spontaneously calling him last year? Was it Rocket Man?

In honor of Mock, I say we call him Rocket Man!

Didn't he also dub him Blade or am I mistaken?

go_broncos
11-09-2007, 05:08 PM
JC aka jesus christ..

Stormontheplains
11-09-2007, 05:10 PM
"Smokey" , because he can PUFF PUFF PASS!

Hotrod
11-09-2007, 05:13 PM
Jay the Snake Cutler???

AboveAverage
11-09-2007, 05:16 PM
"Blade" - Mock

That one still makes me laugh.

Archer81
11-09-2007, 05:26 PM
Jay "Hot Ass" Cutler.


:Broncos:

Garcia Bronco
11-09-2007, 05:28 PM
I think we should go with Jay Cutler

BioCore
11-09-2007, 05:31 PM
Jay "The Butler" Cutler

You just got served!!

Mogulseeker
11-09-2007, 05:31 PM
I wanted to post this somewhere... HAHAHA

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orinjkrush
11-09-2007, 05:33 PM
he looks like Mega-Opie to me

rovolution
11-09-2007, 05:37 PM
Jesus Christ Jay Cutler


Its what i scream when he makes a big play.

Broncobiv
11-09-2007, 05:45 PM
I like Sleepy Jay.

TheDave
11-09-2007, 05:48 PM
JMO... but why don't we wait until he does something to earn a nickname.

Hotrod
11-09-2007, 05:49 PM
JMO... but why don't we wait until he does something to earn a nickname.

Jay Average Cutler???

Ha!

Jay 500 Cutler ;D

TheDave
11-09-2007, 05:51 PM
Jay Average Cutler???

Ha!

Jay 500 Cutler ;D

Seriously... At this point i can't give much higher praise than Jay "Promising young talent" Cutler

Hotrod
11-09-2007, 05:54 PM
Seriously... At this point i can't give much higher praise than Jay "Promising young talent" Cutler

I think thats what they used to say about that other guy. What was his name Bryan Fig or Ryan leaf something like that ;D

alkemical
11-09-2007, 05:58 PM
something makes me want to call him "chops"

Kaylore
11-09-2007, 05:59 PM
Jay Cutler

That's the best one. Someone holding a sign or some media personality will give him one that will stick after he's established himself. In the mean time, he's Jay Cutler.

Bronx33
11-09-2007, 05:59 PM
He hasn't earned/got one yet..IMO it's just a bit too early for this stuff.

Kaylore
11-09-2007, 05:59 PM
something makes me want to call him "chops"

Something makes me want to call you Amesj! ;D

alkemical
11-09-2007, 06:01 PM
Something makes me want to call you Amesj! ;D

hahahaha!

lex
11-09-2007, 06:04 PM
How about Jay "the Amnesty Box" Cutler?

NYBronco
11-09-2007, 06:04 PM
I believe the team has tabbed him as "Clutch". I like that and think it is appropriate.

DukeWoody
11-09-2007, 06:04 PM
The ass-clowns over at http://letplummerplay.com/ seem to think "pumpkin pie" is a good trick handle for the kid...Me, i'd call him one turn over a day Jay or maybe Ringo Star...

crazyhorse
11-09-2007, 06:08 PM
Under .500

crazyhorse
11-09-2007, 06:09 PM
The ass-clowns over at http://letplummerplay.com/ seem to think "pumpkin pie" is a good trick handle for the kid...Me, i'd call him one turn over a day Jay or maybe Ringo Star...

Pumpkinhead would be a good one.

Pontius Pirate
11-09-2007, 06:09 PM
I thought it was already agreed that he is Pumpkin Pie

Personally, I call him Bart - as in "son of Homer"

DomCasual
11-09-2007, 06:13 PM
Didn't he also dub him Blade or am I mistaken?

That's riiiiiiiiiight! I had forgotten about that one.

Maybe we do something of a hybrid, and call him Blade Man.

Los Broncos
11-09-2007, 06:13 PM
Lazy Jay, and no not a "j" as in joint.

cmhargrove
11-09-2007, 06:20 PM
Any Seinfeld fans out there?

Let's get him a new license plate and call him "The Assman"

Blueflame
11-09-2007, 06:22 PM
I thought it was already agreed that he is Pumpkin Pie

Personally, I call him Bart - as in "son of Homer"

No one "agreed" on that nickname for him... he was tagged with it by a dumbass who needs to get over his mancrush on Plummer. :P

TexanBob
11-09-2007, 06:22 PM
I want dibs on "The Surgeon" but he needs to dissect a few more secondaries before he earns the moniker.

DomCasual
11-09-2007, 06:25 PM
The ass-clowns over at http://letplummerplay.com/ seem to think "pumpkin pie" is a good trick handle for the kid...Me, i'd call him one turn over a day Jay or maybe Ringo Star...

That site isn't managed by one Mattbeymvp person, is it? It has the look and feel of his handiwork.

Los Broncos
11-09-2007, 06:28 PM
Any Seinfeld fans out there?

Let's get him a new license plate and call him "The Assman"

ROFL! I love that episode

Bronx33
11-09-2007, 06:29 PM
Under .500


Huard already has dibs on that one you silly cheap.

DukeWoody
11-09-2007, 06:35 PM
That site isn't managed by one Mattbeymvp person, is it? It has the look and feel of his handiwork.

No, but close, it's actually his homosexual lovers site known as mattbemybuttsmvp with much butt luv..:-*

Los Broncos
11-09-2007, 06:41 PM
No, but close, it's actually his homosexual lovers site known as mattbemymvp with much butt luv..:-*

Hilarious!

baja
11-09-2007, 06:43 PM
What was it that Mock started spontaneously calling him last year? Was it Rocket Man?

In honor of Mock, I say we call him Rocket Man!

That was me that started "Rocket Man" but Mock was the first to pick it up from my sig.

crazyhorse
11-09-2007, 06:44 PM
Huard already has dibs on that one you silly cheap.

But Huard has been over .500 before. That just wouldn't make sense.

Huard is Captain Checkdown and his magical wobble launcher.

Hotrod
11-09-2007, 06:44 PM
Huard is Captain Checkdown and his magical wobble launcher.

LOL

broncsyanks
11-09-2007, 06:58 PM
brush your hair cutler or just plain dopey

Bronx33
11-09-2007, 07:19 PM
I have dibs on the impaler.

OBF1
11-09-2007, 07:56 PM
Jay the Snake Cutler???

Oh hell no !Booya!

Rigs11
11-09-2007, 09:34 PM
Jay the 'Double chin' CutlerHilarious!

crazyhorse
11-10-2007, 09:14 AM
I feel pretty strongly about "Pumpkin Head".

DenverBrit
11-10-2007, 10:42 AM
I feel pretty strongly about "Pumpkin Head".

And I was just getting used to Crazyhorse. :clown:

listopencil
11-10-2007, 10:58 AM
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The Animal. Because he's obviously Eric Burdon's love child.

Punisher
11-10-2007, 11:55 AM
I feel pretty strongly about "Pumpkin Head".

LMAO

Punisher
09-15-2008, 09:14 AM
Bump!

Kit573
09-15-2008, 09:18 AM
Jay "Sugar" Cutler or The Diabetes Kid

Atlas
09-15-2008, 09:21 AM
"Bullet" or just "God"

Punisher
09-15-2008, 09:21 AM
Jay "Sugar" Cutler or The Diabetes Kid

:rofl:

Punisher
09-15-2008, 09:22 AM
Jay "Go for Two" Cutler

TheDave
09-15-2008, 09:24 AM
his number might just work... "6"

I know it isn't going to happen but he is on pace for 48 TD's this season.

CSU Husker
09-15-2008, 09:27 AM
The Stoned Assassin

Los Broncos
09-15-2008, 09:28 AM
"The one"

Punisher
09-15-2008, 09:30 AM
"The missile launcher"

orangeatheist
09-15-2008, 09:30 AM
JC the Messiah

snowtrx
09-15-2008, 09:37 AM
I vote for a reassingment of the best Bronco nickname:

Jay Mother ****ing Cutler

Bronx33
09-15-2008, 11:37 AM
I heard this morning on a sheffler interview they called jay (Ringo) his rookie year.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6476/beatlesringostarr1964du8.jpg

Gort
09-15-2008, 11:41 AM
on that final drive...

on 2nd down, call him JAKE

on 4th down, call him JOHN

cutthemdown
09-15-2008, 11:51 AM
Champion would be a nice nickname, but he'll have to earn that one.

goldengopher1976
09-15-2008, 12:21 PM
I heard this morning on a sheffler interview they called jay (Ringo) his rookie year.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6476/beatlesringostarr1964du8.jpg

Ringo sounds like the best available option to me.

Jay Cutler is a close second.

In fact, the more I think about it, the funnier it sounds to hear an interview go something like this:

Reporter: "We're here with Jay Cutler this afternoon, talking football and the fast start by the Broncos this year, how are you Jay?"

Jay Cutler: "I'm good."

Reporter: "I imagine so, it's been a crazy first couple weeks of the season, but before we get to that I just wanted to ask you what you thought about the nickname people have started using for you..."

Jay Cutler: "Heh, yeah, well the guys all called me 'Ringo' last year because of my hair."

Reporter: "I'd heard about that one, but this one is new."

Jay Cutler: "(chuckles) what is it?"

Reporter: "Jay Cutler."

Jay Cutler: "Yeah?"

Reporter: "Yeah, so whadya think?"

Jay Cutler: "About what?"

Reporter: "Your nickname."

Jay Cutler: "Ringo?"

Reporter: "No, Jay Cutler."

Jay Cutler: "What?"

Reporter: "Your new nickname."

Jay Cutler: "What new nickname?"

Reporter: "Jay Cutler."

Jay Cutler: "...is this a joke?"

Smiling Assassin27
09-15-2008, 12:28 PM
The Drill

Eddie Royal claimed to be drilled by Jay yesterday.

snowmobileracer
09-15-2008, 10:28 PM
How about MVP?

lex
09-15-2008, 10:44 PM
How about Jay "the Great"?...Jay "the Gleam"...Jay "Payday"...Jay "Gamma-Ray"...Jay "Alpha-Ray"

SureShot
09-15-2008, 10:45 PM
What was it that Mock started spontaneously calling him last year? Was it Rocket Man?

In honor of Mock, I say we call him Rocket Man!

Don't forget The Blade!

Killericon
09-15-2008, 10:49 PM
Jay "For the last time, I'm not John Elway" Cutler.

Vegas_Bronco
09-15-2008, 10:50 PM
I think around December, we'll all be calling him Santa F'n Claus and Jack Mofo Williams will be our new nickelback.

Broncosfreak_56
09-15-2008, 10:54 PM
Jay "slippery hands" Cutler.

Kaylore
09-15-2008, 10:58 PM
Jay "Chiefkiller" Cutler

Jay "Croylelayoffmyjock" Cutler

Jay "TheChiefsarecrap" Cutler

Jay "KCisthecrappiestteamintheNFLOMGtheygotrolledbytheh orridraidersathome-theyshouldprobablykillthemselvesordissolvetheteam" Cutler

watermock
09-15-2008, 10:59 PM
I like Ringo if that's what he team likes. Blade is cool. I kinda claimed Rocket Man for myself...since I was brain dead 20 days..

Dopey is what other teams fans would call him. I remember when we drafted Elway, sometimes he was so stoned...notorious drinker too.

baja
09-15-2008, 10:59 PM
What was it that Mock started spontaneously calling him last year? Was it Rocket Man?

In honor of Mock, I say we call him Rocket Man!

With all due respect that was mine.

watermock
09-15-2008, 11:07 PM
I claimed Rocket Man cause it was lonely out in space.

Broncos4tw
09-15-2008, 11:11 PM
Jay "Mophead" Cutler

Kaylore
09-15-2008, 11:12 PM
Any votes for Jay "thechiefscanlickmytaint" Cutler?

~Crash~
09-15-2008, 11:36 PM
I feel pretty strongly about "Pumpkin Head".

Attention taco Crazyhorse is requesting a his name changed to Pumpkin Head:thumbs:

Breaker
09-16-2008, 01:46 AM
The Sword of God!!!

*WARHORSE*
09-16-2008, 07:05 AM
The Gunslinger

OrangenBlueOhio
09-16-2008, 07:22 AM
I liked JCut, ..... or ringo.

TheReverend
09-16-2008, 07:35 AM
Hmmmm. Damocles could be cool, considering it represents the impending doom for opposing teams.

On that note, we could go with Achilles, only his weakness is the pancreas and not the heel.

Jay "FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh" Cutler is too wordy

Heimy? The Robot from Getsmart that was capable of just about anything with zero personality.

shakenbake
09-16-2008, 08:05 AM
The Orange Knight ?

Punisher
09-16-2008, 08:10 AM
The Orange Knight ?

Kind of chessey but i like it :)

SureShot
09-16-2008, 08:17 AM
Its a joke on Bob.

shakenbake
09-16-2008, 08:34 AM
Its a joke on Bob.

Bingo

goldengopher1976
09-16-2008, 04:20 PM
Its a joke on Bob.

I don't know, that sounds a little wordy...

DenverBrit
09-16-2008, 04:37 PM
Call him what he is.

'Franchise' :sunshine:

BroncoBen
09-16-2008, 04:38 PM
LOL... this is a funny if not stupid thread. But I would vote for Jay-C (if I had a vote).

jayman_37
09-16-2008, 05:09 PM
The cut man. He fixes all of the gashes and cuts that the defense gets.

Quoydogs
09-16-2008, 05:09 PM
LOL... this is a funny if not stupid thread. But I would vote for Jay-C (if I had a vote).

I say Jay the stoned ass cat cutler.


THere was a SD lookalike thred and a stoned cat that looked just like jay.

Lycan
09-16-2008, 05:47 PM
I kind of like "The Cutlery".

dreasher54
09-16-2008, 06:03 PM
I like jay cutler or BAD A$$

*Famous*
09-16-2008, 06:06 PM
I vote for All Day Jay!

BroncoMan4ever
09-16-2008, 06:29 PM
How about MVP? Something about that just seems right.

Rock Chalk
09-16-2008, 07:31 PM
Emo.

Seriously, cut that damn hair.

HighPlainsBronc
09-16-2008, 07:40 PM
Ill say the golden boy but thats just getting old..So whats a good nickname for cutler???

Sometimes a person is just so good that they don't need a "nickname". Is there anyone anywhere in the football world that wouldn't KNOW who you were talking about if you just called him Jay?

No nick name needed!

Rausch 2.0
09-16-2008, 07:50 PM
I'd go with best QB in the division, hands down, and walk off with a smile...

kdissette
09-16-2008, 07:52 PM
I like Cutty

Hotwheelz
09-16-2008, 08:23 PM
'Beetus, duh.

Broncobiv
09-16-2008, 08:35 PM
Sleepy Jay! Sleepy Jay! Sleepy Jay!

colonelbeef
09-16-2008, 08:44 PM
Jay-C

SugarAids

ShutDownPoster
09-16-2008, 08:45 PM
'Needles' and I'm not being insensitive to Type 1 Diabetics, coz I'm one myself.

listopencil
09-16-2008, 08:57 PM
Sudden Death, The Sleepy Assassin, Moptop...

PaintballCLE
09-16-2008, 09:20 PM
Any Seinfeld fans out there?

Let's get him a new license plate and call him "The Assman"

how about newman.........because he always delivers! HAHA


So what was Elways nickname?

Hotwheelz
09-16-2008, 09:40 PM
'Needles' and I'm not being insensitive to Type 1 Diabetics, coz I'm one myself.

...'BEETUS!

Play2win
09-16-2008, 09:47 PM
Blondie... Thats what Clint Eastwood was, in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"... and, yes, I know Clint wasn't "blond" either... ;D

baja
09-16-2008, 09:47 PM
I like Ice Man

Taco John
09-16-2008, 09:59 PM
"Cut"

v2micca
09-17-2008, 05:05 AM
I can't remember where I read this, but some commentator called him the Baby-Faced Killer. I liked it.

TheReverend
09-17-2008, 05:10 AM
JC the Messiah

Lol, I also call him the messiah and the second coming (referring to John as the first). I love it, personally, but a lot of people here probably wouldn't wanna roll with it.

philiptr2
09-17-2008, 09:55 AM
Bingo

I like Bingo! Similar to Ringo, only implys that he is right on target. I can see announcers screaming BINGO on every one of his 48 TDs this season.

alkemical
09-17-2008, 09:56 AM
I just say "cutler" - i don't get into the nickname thing much.

rovolution
09-17-2008, 10:08 AM
Jesus Christ Jay Cutler


Its what i scream when he makes a big play.

what a brilliant post rovolution. i gave you some REP because your such a badass

BMF Bronco
09-17-2008, 10:11 AM
sorry but no matter what the public calls him, he's always going to be "Cuts" in my casa.

Inkana7
09-17-2008, 11:10 AM
I don't know about Cutler, but I'm all for calling the Offense the Rocky Mountain Express.

55CrushEm
09-17-2008, 11:39 AM
Jay "Hot Ass" Cutler.


:Broncos:

Jesus....I thought Blart was the author of this.....

BMF Bronco
09-17-2008, 11:52 AM
Jesus....I thought Blart was the author of this.....

I thought they played for the same team.

TheReverend
09-17-2008, 11:57 AM
how about newman.........because he always delivers! HAHA


So what was Elways nickname?

...the duke....

Rohirrim
09-17-2008, 12:08 PM
Indiana Jay

SleepingTiger
09-17-2008, 12:15 PM
Beetus

Meck77
03-12-2009, 09:14 AM
Time to update this thread!

Compliments of Ol Number 7 via a pm to me "Jaby"

Hey I thought it was funny. :ouwknow:

Hmm how about Jca$h? BigMoneyJay?

USMCBladerunner
03-12-2009, 09:16 AM
Pussy

Meck77
03-12-2009, 09:19 AM
JMO... but why don't we wait until he does something to earn a nickname.

Common sense always wins doesn't it. He's "earned" plenty of them now. Ha!

bombay
03-12-2009, 09:32 AM
I don't need to read this whole thread to find that someone inserted an N in his last name, do I?

rad
03-12-2009, 09:49 AM
"Sugar" Jay Cutler?

baja
03-12-2009, 10:02 AM
Didn't he also dub him Blade or am I mistaken?

Yes, Rocket Man was mine.

baja
03-12-2009, 10:04 AM
I say call him "Victim"

Hotrod
03-12-2009, 10:06 AM
I will forever refer to him as Lex

MplsBronco
03-12-2009, 10:15 AM
I like VaJayJay.

alkemical
03-12-2009, 10:16 AM
Douche

alkemical
03-12-2009, 10:16 AM
I like VaJayJay.

lol

slyinky
03-12-2009, 12:12 PM
Hopefully nobody suggests VaJayJay "Emo Cutter" C#ntler. Because, well, that would just be wrong.

Hotrod
03-12-2009, 12:21 PM
Sadly diaper boy is already taken

Broncomutt
03-12-2009, 12:22 PM
loser

Rigs11
03-12-2009, 01:01 PM
Jay "whocutyourhair" cutler
Jeff George part II- Electric Boogaloo
Jay "Imissthemastermind" Cutler

JJJ
03-12-2009, 01:56 PM
Riversbitch

Pony Boy
03-12-2009, 02:07 PM
Tradebait Jay

Pony Boy
03-12-2009, 02:18 PM
You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay or you can call me Ray Jay

or "Wrongway Jay"

Rohirrim
03-12-2009, 02:26 PM
Busboy

Cito Pelon
03-12-2009, 02:39 PM
Mama's Boy

Punisher
04-04-2009, 01:37 PM
bump

Bronx33
04-04-2009, 01:39 PM
Busboy


ooooohhhhhhh this is good!

Punisher
04-04-2009, 01:41 PM
Jay The Pacifier Cutler

TDmvp
04-04-2009, 01:44 PM
Baja is a great name for Jay ... when the going gets tough they get out .

baja
04-04-2009, 01:52 PM
Baja is a great name for Jay ... when the going gets tough they get out .
If that were true I sure should get the hell out of Mexico cause it's gonna get real bad here real soon.

TDmvp
04-04-2009, 01:55 PM
If that were true I sure should get the hell out of Mexico cause it's gonna get real bad here real soon.

all serious ... Have you notice a change there man ?

Or do you live someplace untouched by the crazyness so far .

Actually thought about you while watching the news the other night .

Friends was just down there someplace right on the border and they said it was hellish ....

Punisher
07-30-2009, 03:18 PM
lol Bump

maher_tyler
07-30-2009, 03:48 PM
Gay Butler

Punisher
07-30-2009, 03:50 PM
Wet p***Ycat

*WARHORSE*
07-30-2009, 06:33 PM
Lets call him....................Precious.

UberBroncoMan
07-30-2009, 06:39 PM
It's fun to read through this and see how stuff has changed.

Archer81
07-30-2009, 08:06 PM
Jay doublechin Cutler.


:Broncos:

Punisher
07-30-2009, 08:09 PM
Jay "You Know" Cutler
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RMT
07-30-2009, 08:13 PM
Puss-C - endorsed by Urlacher ;)

Jekyll15Hyde
07-30-2009, 08:15 PM
Jay 'sole heir to the Massengil fortune' Cutler

Archer81
07-30-2009, 08:16 PM
Jay the foreskin Cutler.


:Broncos:

Victor
07-30-2009, 08:36 PM
The flapping twat

or

Friend of Bill

rastaman
07-30-2009, 08:39 PM
Jay the Escape Artist.....he got out of Denver with his career intact----RIGHT!

Jay the Gulag Slayer???

Jay Mile High Parolee!!!

Denverr1
07-30-2009, 10:11 PM
how bout for being such a woman crybaby

Jay ****LER !!!!!!

Denverr1
07-30-2009, 10:13 PM
C u n t l e r !!!

Requiem
07-30-2009, 10:26 PM
Beetus Boy Jay.

ZONA
07-31-2009, 03:11 AM
Huggies

watermock
07-31-2009, 03:36 AM
It's funny to disparage those comments.

Uh...uhh..

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He slips a few "Ya Knows" in there too.

STFU

Of course "He's the Man". Why would he stammer?

He's being given soft questions.

How about:

"What are you going to do this year to restore the Bears Defense?"

Or:

"Plan an using a rubber next time you screw a hooker?"

watermock
07-31-2009, 04:08 AM
Also, Cutler is more often asked pointed questions, rather than opinions like Urlicker.

Thus, the "ya know" responses, as if asking for a positive response.

Urlicker just says umm. Not as much as Jay, but much less pointed questions.

Also, it's common for interviewers to do the same thing.


This is a LEGALLY PREPARED STATEMENT.

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watermock
07-31-2009, 04:12 AM
BTW, I think MV should be alowed back.

backup qb
07-31-2009, 05:39 AM
"the one that got away"

Meck77
07-31-2009, 05:55 AM
"Less then Plummer"

watermock
07-31-2009, 05:56 AM
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Look how much Urlacker shakes his head compared to Jay.

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orange 4 life
07-31-2009, 08:44 AM
BTW, I think MV should be alowed back.

He SHOULD be allowed back (and I know those of you that know me are surprised to hear me say that) because he's served his time and playing football is how he makes his living.

That said, it's ALSO every team's right to not WANT him given his track record and the fallout that will occur from signing him.
Personally, I'm glad he was reinstated, and now I hope no one picks him up, or if anyone DOES take the chance, I hope they get so much negative press that they regret it immediately.

orange 4 life
07-31-2009, 08:45 AM
.....and a nickname for Cutler?

How about Gay Cantler.

broncofan2438
07-31-2009, 08:45 AM
Gay ****ler

Traveler
07-31-2009, 08:49 AM
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii273/Papi728/CryBabyCutler.jpg

*WARHORSE*
07-31-2009, 08:56 AM
Clown?

Punisher
07-31-2009, 08:59 AM
Super Emo Cutler

orange 4 life
07-31-2009, 09:01 AM
"Less then Plummer"

Hilarious.

ScottXray
07-31-2009, 09:35 AM
p***Y in the Wind!

or

The Windy Pussy

azbroncfan
07-31-2009, 09:47 AM
Jay George or Jeff Cutler.

Miss I.
07-31-2009, 10:08 AM
1. Crash Test Dummy
2. Pamprim or Midol or Tampax boy
3. Waterboy
4. Al, You can call me (but I won't return your call)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjCSK0oOlI
5. Two and not even half a man
6. Jayby (like baby)

cutthemdown
07-31-2009, 10:10 AM
I think a good one would be droopy. He just looks like his face is sort of a cross between down syndrome and the dog droopy from the old cartoon days.

Since its mean to use down syndrome as a joke I will stick with droopy.

cutthemdown
07-31-2009, 10:11 AM
Also I love Miss I Jayby!!! lol its short, clever, rolls off the tounge...... Hmm that sort of sounds like a midget girl I used to know.

DenverBrit
07-31-2009, 10:35 AM
I think a good one would be droopy. He just looks like his face is sort of a cross between down syndrome and the dog droopy from the old cartoon days.

Since its mean to use down syndrome as a joke I will stick with droopy.

Good choice.

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