View Full Version : Clinton Portis is baaaack
Bronx33
11-08-2007, 07:11 PM
Wow...
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc78/sportsbog/IMG_1288.jpg?t=1194550110
DC sports blog (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2007/11/clinton_portis_is_back.html)
Northman
11-08-2007, 07:13 PM
When did Clinton become a Ooompa Loompa? lmao
Bronx33
11-08-2007, 07:15 PM
He says he Dr Choo Choo for this show
TheDave
11-08-2007, 07:15 PM
Thank god for Champ Bailey...
Requiem
11-08-2007, 07:35 PM
Portis is still awesome. :)
Broncos_OTM
11-08-2007, 07:46 PM
Clinton Portis IS punk rock
PRBronco
11-08-2007, 08:35 PM
Hahaha Brandon Marshall's attempt at humour doesn't seem so bad now does it?
BroncoSoja
11-08-2007, 08:52 PM
LOL love CP, always have always will..
-Slap-
11-08-2007, 08:59 PM
I guess when you're pulling down $63 million and you go twelve games in a row without breaking 100 yards, you need to celebrate when you finally get over the century mark against a hapless Jets defense.
Mixing a sumo wig with a flamenco dancer's blouse is a daring choice, but a guy with Clinton's incredible comic timing is somehow able to pull it off.
My sides are aching from laughter.
Los Broncos
11-08-2007, 09:06 PM
Halloween was last month.
BlaK-Argentina
11-08-2007, 09:12 PM
Haha. I've always liked him.
Gotta love the Champ though. Waaaay better.
How can one keep from laughing out loud? :rofl: We got Champ Bailey and a second round pick for that! Talk about something for nothing- Shanahan raped the Skins.:thumbsup:
sirhcyennek81
11-09-2007, 12:54 AM
How can one keep from laughing out loud? :rofl: We got Champ Bailey and a second round pick for that! Talk about something for nothing- Shanahan raped the Skins.:thumbsup:
I thought Shanahan was a horrible personnel man?
:Broncos:
yavoon
11-09-2007, 02:20 AM
I had no idea he was this mentally unstable.
Doggcow
11-09-2007, 02:50 AM
Baha we owned Washington.
Hogan11
11-09-2007, 04:55 AM
Yawn...whatta dick.
HorseHead
11-09-2007, 09:38 AM
Shannon used to call Portis "Booty Do".....
his reasoning he said: was that Clinton's "stomach hangs out more than his booty do...."
All that aside: I miss the guy, glad with the Hall of Famer we got in the process, but CP is and will always be a gamer.......
Circle Orange
11-09-2007, 10:06 AM
Hmm, wonder how that hairdoo would look on Cutler...;D
orangeatheist
11-09-2007, 11:23 AM
He looks like a cross between Carmen Miranda:
http://www.brasilcultura.com.br/imagens/carmen-mostra.gif
and Boosty Collins:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1845000/images/_1845794_bootsy_300.jpg
backup qb
11-09-2007, 01:05 PM
wow
Chris
11-09-2007, 01:28 PM
that's awesome
PLOWHORSE
11-09-2007, 02:33 PM
He looks like a cross between Carmen Miranda:
http://www.brasilcultura.com.br/imagens/carmen-mostra.gif
and Boosty Collins:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1845000/images/_1845794_bootsy_300.jpg
Well put OA! Rep.Hilarious!
watermock
11-09-2007, 02:59 PM
He's a fine back.
Interestinp persona in world of jerkoffs...he's played hurt alot too.
Smiling Assassin27
11-09-2007, 03:51 PM
hey, if the man wants to jerk himself off via cross dressing and underachieving, who are we to deny him?
Broncos_OTM
11-09-2007, 07:18 PM
I had no idea he was this mentally unstable.
There are people in this world that just want to shock and wow. and really dont give a flying you know what, Portis is much like this and is a true Defenition of punk in the early 80's
Cito Pelon
11-09-2007, 08:15 PM
Dude's a heckuva player. And a heckuva clown. He's a real competitor on the playing field. To trade him to get the CB that the team couldn't draft or get in FA despite plenty of trying was a shame. If TB would have been the gang-buster Portis was it would have been water under the bridge, but . . . . .
How can one keep from laughing out loud? :rofl: We got Champ Bailey and a second round pick for that! Talk about something for nothing- Shanahan raped the Skins.:thumbsup:
Kinda makes one want to to keep Shanny as the GM doesnt it?