You stay classy, Chris Henry!

[Goobzilla]

Dude's been reinstated for what, about 24 hours? At least he didn't get arrested.

http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/11/07/bengals-cincinnati-chris-henry-in-trouble-again/

Chris Henry In Trouble Again?
Posted Nov 7th 2007 3:06PM by Michael David Smith
Filed under: Bengals, NFL Police Blotter, Cincinnati

Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry has just been reinstated after being suspended for the first half of the season, but he's already facing new accusations of off-field misconduct.

The Cincinnati radio station 1530 is reporting that a Newport Police report indicates that on Tuesday evening at 6:53 p.m., Henry parked his car in a lot and left without paying for his space. When the attendant approached Henry, Henry became loud and started arguing over parking. According to the police incident report:


The parking attendant states Henry went chest to chest with him....saying...."F-you....F-this....don't you know who I am?". The parking attendant states Henry then threw a five dollar bill onto the ground and said, "You better pick that up b****".

The report says the attendant said he was calling the police, and that Henry and his friend then drove off, although they also said to the attendant, "F--- you, you better hope I don't see you again."

However, the Cincinnati Enquirer reports that Henry was not arrested and police are not investigating.

[Jason in LA]

Isn't that what you are supposed to say to a parking lot attendant? I think it's in the handbook. ;D

[DeuceOfClub]

As much as I enjoy reading about fortunate people destroy their God given talent, this hardly qualify as news.
Went chest to chest, dropping F-bombs, threw a 5 Dollar bill on the floor…

*yawns*

[Garcia Bronco]

LOL...his people skills suck, but I don't see anything that would merit man hours from the PD.

[ICON]

people skills are over rated..;D

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Don't know what people expected from this moron. He did much worse all the way through college on and off the field.

[CBF1]

Isn't that what you are supposed to say to a parking lot attendant? I think it's in the handbook. ;D

He is a lot nice than I am Hilarious!

[DomCasual]

I'm not trying to be cynical. But a situation like that seems like a pretty good opportunity for the parking lot attendant to make the whole thing up. Maybe he feels slighted for some reason, and decides, "I'll show you!" Because of Henry's history, even a minor issue will be picked up by news organizations around the country.

Henry put himself in the situation. By acting like a bit of a scumbag to this point, he's opened himself up to what amounts to extortion. Someone makes an accusation like that against, say, Carson Palmer, and it's immediately discounted. It's just way too far out of character. With Henry, it's pretty believable.

[broncofan2438]

Thats awsome

[Popps]

Ahhh... the "don't you know who I am" card.

[Bronx33]

I guess he forgot where he came from see money will turn an ignorant poor f*** into a rich ignorant f*** in no time flat, money will do that ya know.

[DomCasual]

Ahhh... the "don't you know who I am" card.

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying - it's almost too much of a cliche to be true.

I used to know a guy that would brag about his strategy when he received poor customer service. He'd say to the person, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" When they'd admit that they didn't know, he'd say, "I'm your customer!"

He acted like it was one of the most profound things ever. He was the master of the truism - the kind of stuff you'd hear at a Tony Robbins seminar.

"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care!"

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't - you're right"

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail!"

Stuff like that.

He was pretty much a douchebag.

[Los Broncos]

Keeping it real

[DomCasual]

I guess he forgot where he came from see money will turn an ignorant poor **** into a rich ignorant **** in no time flat, money will do that ya know.

People should remember this:

"The only real wealth you'll ever have is the wealth you give away!"

:~ohyah!:

[Bronx33]

People should remember this:

"The only real wealth you'll ever have is the wealth you give away!"

:~ohyah!:


EG FREAKING ZACTLY :thumbs:

[Los Broncos]

Isn't that what you are supposed to say to a parking lot attendant? I think it's in the handbook. ;D

Hilarious!

He has some issues.

[broncocalijohn]

Isn't that what you are supposed to say to a parking lot attendant? I think it's in the handbook. ;D

No. It is one of the "unwritten rules".

[eddie mac]

What is it with players with the surname Henry???

[TheReverend]

I'm sure there's camera footage available. Give it time. Way to go, Henry. Nice work threatening another guy for doing his job.

[Beantown Bronco]

The report says the attendant said he was calling the police, and that Henry and his friend then drove off, although they also said to the attendant, "F--- you, you better hope I don't see you again."

The parking lot attendant clearly doesn't know what Chris Henry is capable of.

[Crushaholic]

I heard this report on the radio, but I started listening after the report began. Therefore, I heard "Henry" and had to listen closely and make sure the first name wasn't "Travis"...

[HILife]

He's an idiot. That's just the beginning. It always starts out small and then works his way up to something really stupid. He'll be in jail in no time.

[Phantom]

Another WVU alum trying to "make it rain".
Is this a course they teach? Question 1:Throw money and a) tell them to pick it up or b) throw money and tell them NOT to pick it up - both are correct you pass.

[alkemical]

henry looks like he hung out with ziggy stardust

[Smiling Assassin27]

this guy's story will end tragically. treating people like that is just begging for an altercation that you can't control.

[Los Broncos]

I just noticed that Chris looks a lot like Kwame brown, not that it matters.

[fdf]

LOL...his people skills suck, but I don't see anything that would merit man hours from the PD.

Let's see. Not paying for the parking space. Slam dunk misdemeanor. Bumping chests with the attendant. Possible assault and battery depending on exactly how it transpired. I'm not seeing that the police would be wasting time investigating.

[alkemical]

separated from the starship:

http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/henrya.jpg

http://www.greatestlivingpoets.com/images/lippainta.jpg

[Jason in LA]

I just noticed that Chris looks a lot like Kwame brown, not that it matters.

I wouldn't mind Kwame Brown being suspended for half the season. Andrew Bynum, who has surprisingly played well this season, would get more playing time. He's out preformed both Brown and Mihm, even though both of them have started ahead of him.

[Garcia Bronco]

Let's see. Not paying for the parking space. Slam dunk misdemeanor. Bumping chests with the attendant. Possible assault and battery depending on exactly how it transpired. I'm not seeing that the police would be wasting time investigating.

It's not that he didn't commit crimes..it's about what they can get a conviction on....the chest bumping, f-bombs, and how the attendant was paid are all a "your word against mine" situation. It would be a waste of time, and that's exactly why it's not being investigated.

[Los Broncos]

I wouldn't mind Kwame Brown being suspended for half the season. Andrew Bynum, who has surprisingly played well this season, would get more playing time. He's out preformed both Brown and Mihm, even though both of them have started ahead of him.

And Bynum looks just like this movie star, cant put my finger on it.

But Bynum has come along nicely, their were some trade talks.

I don't think they would trade him at this point, they need size inside.

[Beantown Bronco]

I don't think they would trade him at this point, they need size inside.

Apparently they have something in common with Alec's wife.

[Los Broncos]

Apparently they have something in common with Alec's wife.

Man, thats cold.

[NW Bolt Fan]

Ahhh... the "don't you know who I am" card.Speaking of, nice slant on it http://www.metacafe.com/watch/6047/do_you_know_who_i_am/