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watermock
10-05-2007, 04:13 PM
Did we give up when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor?
We come in to this game like this board acts, we should just roll over!
This is such a BIG GAME that I'm ashamed of this place!
It's obviously a HUGE game for us...I hope I'm getting it live.
MockS Lock: Giv the points (2?) and buy that new big screen! Denver 27 Chargers 24
Stormontheplains
10-05-2007, 04:14 PM
Let it be typed, let it be written, good call mock.
Killericon
10-05-2007, 04:15 PM
It's huge for both of us. I think we can edge one out. If the Chiefs can beat 'em, so can we.
frerottenextelway
10-05-2007, 04:16 PM
Mock brings a little sanity to the board. The Apocalypse is near!
TailgateNut
10-05-2007, 04:16 PM
Did we give up when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor?
We come in to this game like this board acts, we should just roll over!
This is such a BIG GAME that I'm ashamed of this place!
It's obviously a HUGE game for us...I hope I'm getting it live.
MockS Lock: Giv the points (2?) and buy that new big screen! Denver 27 Chargers 24
Good to have ya back.
Now excuse me while I wash my mouth with soap!;D
Welcome back, Mock! Hope you're doing well.
DomCasual
10-05-2007, 04:19 PM
Two things:
1) Mock has four 6s in his post count. Could we presume that Mock's a devil worshiper? It seems like a logical step to me, but I'm willing to throw it out there for discussion.
2) The Nazis didn't bomb Pearl Harbor (I just have to throw that in there. At least one person in every thread in which this line has been quoted has to point out that the Nazis didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. I'm just getting it out of the way early).
telluride
10-05-2007, 04:20 PM
Norv's under such pressure that you have to believe he'll stop trying to be anything but vanilla and simply run run run run run run. And against us, that'll work. I have a hard time seeing us winning this game. (And this from someone who thought we'd win all the games we've thus played this season -- even the Indy game.)
Beantown Bronco
10-05-2007, 04:21 PM
2) The Nazis didn't bomb Pearl Harbor
Forget it...he's rolling.
bombquixote
10-05-2007, 04:23 PM
We are Devo!
Norv's under such pressure that you have to believe he'll stop trying to be anything but vanilla and simply run run run run run run. And against us, that'll work. I have a hard time seeing us winning this game. (And this from someone who thought we'd win all the games we've thus played this season -- even the Indy game.)
Dude, it's Norv. They'll come out throwing the ball.
watermock
10-05-2007, 04:25 PM
I seen the devil and beaten Him. He's Richard Branson.
DomCasual
10-05-2007, 04:25 PM
Forget it...he's rolling.
:~ohyah!:
DomCasual
10-05-2007, 04:27 PM
I seen the devil and beaten Him. He's Richard Branson.
So what gives? Are you out of the rehab place?
And where's Beezers been this whole time?
TailgateNut
10-05-2007, 04:31 PM
So what gives? Are you out of the rehab place?
And where's Beezers been this whole time?
Beezer is one hell of a fit and trim Cat! Didn't even have to call Weight-watchers!;D
cmhargrove
10-05-2007, 04:42 PM
Can any of our guys do the Merriman dance so we can piss LT off?
I agree, this season is no season for pussies and whiny girls. Men to the right... Bitchy, whiny girls to the left... (sound of feet shuffling to the right).
Selvin will get 100+ yards and a TD this week, while Travis Henry knocks another girl up.
Elvis is going to bitch slap Rivers.
Marshall is gonna bust it up.
Broncos win, then the girls stop whining for a week...
ColoradoBuff
10-05-2007, 04:43 PM
Welcome back Mock!!!
Hotrod
10-05-2007, 04:46 PM
Can any of our guys do the Merriman dance so we can piss LT off?
I agree, this season is no season for pussies and whiny girls. Men to the right... b****y, whiny girls to the left... (sound of feet shuffling to the right).
Selvin will get 100+ yards and a TD this week, while Travis Henry knocks another girl up.
Elvis is going to b**** slap Rivers.
Marshall is gonna bust it up.
Broncos win, then the girls stop whining for a week...
Thats never gonna happen.
defenseman
10-05-2007, 04:48 PM
Forget it...he's rolling.
the line was..."forget it ....he's on a roll" ....dman
Meck77
10-05-2007, 04:49 PM
Did we give up when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor?
We come in to this game like this board acts, we should just roll over!
This is such a BIG GAME that I'm ashamed of this place!
It's obviously a HUGE game for us...I hope I'm getting it live.
MockS Lock: Giv the points (2?) and buy that new big screen! Denver 27 Chargers 24
Salute Mock.^5
Go Broncos!
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http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4183/pattonmn7.827224a1c6.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=529&i=pattonmn7.jpg)
Garcia Bronco
10-05-2007, 04:54 PM
Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.
:)
Rohirrim
10-05-2007, 05:04 PM
Get the other poor bastard to die for his country. The Bolts are going down!
Welcome back, Mock. :welcome:
Kaylore
10-05-2007, 05:08 PM
1. Norv Turner sucks.
2. We own the Chargers at home
3. Norv Turner sucks pretty bad
4. Selvin Young is more than capable should Henry struggle
5. Norv Turner is terrible.
Beantown Bronco
10-05-2007, 05:10 PM
the line was..."forget it ....he's on a roll" ....dman
incorrect
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes
Meck77
10-05-2007, 05:11 PM
Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.
:)
Well they acted like Nazis. I think that was the point he was trying to make. Cut the dude some slack he's all but risen from the dead like Jesus.:peace:
Kaylore
10-05-2007, 05:12 PM
He was quoting a movie with the Nazis bombing Pearl Harbor comment.
Beantown Bronco
10-05-2007, 05:13 PM
He was quoting a movie with the Nazis bombing Pearl Harbor comment.
Seriously....anyone that hasn't seen Animal House should promptly get a one week ban from the Mane.
Garcia Bronco
10-05-2007, 05:14 PM
Exactly...then dude says "He's on a roll" Come on people...pick up the ball. :)
Crushaholic
10-05-2007, 05:14 PM
Mock has finally created a thread. All is right with the world, now.
LET'S DO IT!!!!!!
broncofan2438
10-05-2007, 05:17 PM
C'mon people, give these guys some credit........the season could turn around
elsid13
10-05-2007, 05:18 PM
Forget it...he's rolling.
And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... (pause)
the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Beantown Bronco
10-05-2007, 05:19 PM
Mock's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with a conventional defense that could take years and cost millions of rushing yards. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid blitz be done on somebody's part.
Hogan11
10-05-2007, 05:21 PM
I hope this is the mess hall, How's it going Eisenhower?
broncosteven
10-05-2007, 05:26 PM
2) The Nazis didn't bomb Pearl Harbor (I just have to throw that in there. At least one person in every thread in which this line has been quoted has to point out that the Nazis didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. I'm just getting it out of the way early).
Isn't that a line from Animal House or other comedy along those lines?
DomCasual
10-05-2007, 05:29 PM
Isn't that a line from Animal House or other comedy along those lines?
Animal House
elsid13
10-05-2007, 05:30 PM
They took the bar! The whole ****ing bar!
Crushaholic
10-05-2007, 05:31 PM
Since we're being all technical and stuff when it comes to quoting Animal House, it's "Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" not "Nazis".:D
defenseman
10-05-2007, 05:31 PM
Mock's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with a conventional defense that could take years and cost millions of rushing yards. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid blitz be done on somebody's part.
And we're just the guys to do it. Let's go!!!!!......(Large group of drunk college men roll out together whooping it up loudly)....
elsid13
10-05-2007, 05:41 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=19550&stc=1&d=1182238322
Fat, twinkie addicted , and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Old Dude
10-05-2007, 05:47 PM
He was quoting a movie with the Nazis bombing Pearl Harbor comment.
... and usually what that really means when anybody quotes that line from Animal House is that the season is going to the dogs.
[Insert Vick joke here]
Falconer
10-05-2007, 06:05 PM
Welcome back Mock! I am glad to see you posting once again. I am not sure where you are right now, but the Broncos vs Chargers game is pretty much on in most of the country.
On a side note, the bike that broncos610 made works wonderfully. Sam really enjoys it. Well, right now I should say he did enjoy it. We are now up in St. Louis Children's hospital. Sam had to have surgery on both of his hips. No bike riding for awhile.
SteveTensi13
10-05-2007, 06:18 PM
Animal house quotes?
Bronx33
10-05-2007, 06:31 PM
Animal house quotes?
Here (http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/GermansBombedPearlHarbor.wav)
OrangeShadow
10-05-2007, 06:45 PM
welcome back mock ^5
sisterhellfyre
10-05-2007, 06:49 PM
We are Devo!
You beat me to it. But not by much.
Is "Mocko Homo" the B-side of that single?
Regards,
m.
Broncos4Life
10-05-2007, 08:49 PM
Damn Mock we've really been missing you around here. We really need your leadership. This place is in disarray.
ro_50
10-05-2007, 08:55 PM
Welcome back Mock!!!
Sodak
10-05-2007, 09:12 PM
We are Devo!
D - E - V - O !
Atlas
10-05-2007, 09:22 PM
Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.
:)
He was referencing John Belushi's speech in Animal House, one of the great scenes in movie history.
24champ
10-05-2007, 09:27 PM
Mock back to starting threads makes me wanna shout! :afro:
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<small>Well, you know you make me wanna
(Shout) Throw my hand up
(Shout) Kick my heels back
(Shout) Throw my head back
(Shout) Come on now (Shout)
Don't forget to say you will
(Shout, Shout) Don't forget to say
(Shout) Yeah yeah yeah yeah, come on
(Say you will) Say it right now, baby
(Say you will) Come on, come on
(Say you will) Say it right now, baby
(Say you will)</small>
<small>I still remember
When you used to be nine years old yeah, yeah
An' now that you're grown up
You're old enough to know
An' you wanna leave me
You wanna let me go</small>
<small>I want you to know
I said I want you to know right now
You've been good to me, baby
Better than I've been to myself
And if you ever leave me
I don't want nobody else
I said I want you to know
I said I want you to know right no</small>
<small>You know you make me wanna
(Shout) Kick my shoes off
(Shout) Throw my hands up
(Shout) Take my pants off
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Don't forget to say you will
(Shout, Shout) Don't forget to say
(Shout) Yeah yeah yeah yeah, come on
(Say you will) Say it right now, baby
(Say you will)</small>
<small>(Say) Say that you love me
(Say) Say that you need me
(Say) Say that you want me
(Say) Don't ever leave me
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Come on now</small>
<small>(Shout) A little bit softer now</small>
<small>(Shout) A little bit louder now</small>
<small>Hey (Hey) Hey (Hey)
Yeah (Yeah) Yeah (Yeah)
Shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Come on (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)
Come on jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now, yeah</small>
Atlas
10-05-2007, 09:31 PM
HELL, NO IT ISN'T OVER!!!!!!
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theAPAOps5
10-05-2007, 09:39 PM
They took the Bar, the whole ****ING Bar:
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Los Broncos
10-05-2007, 09:55 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=19550&stc=1&d=1182238322
Fat, twinkie addicted , and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
We at least he didn't tuck his jersey in.
Wait, he tucks his jeans into his boots.
Bronx33
10-05-2007, 09:59 PM
Years of jerking off to his Preist/LJ posters has taken it's toll on his posture...
Needa Pass Rush
10-05-2007, 10:03 PM
Did we give up when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor?
We come in to this game like this board acts, we should just roll over!
This is such a BIG GAME that I'm ashamed of this place!
It's obviously a HUGE game for us...I hope I'm getting it live.
MockS Lock: Giv the points (2?) and buy that new big screen! Denver 27 Chargers 24
Plagiarism! I'll let it slide this time, Mock! Ha! Good to hear from ya!
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1643299&postcount=35
Los Broncos
10-05-2007, 10:04 PM
Years of jerking off to his Preist/LJ posters has taken it's toll on his posture...
I really wonder if hes ever really been laid.
epicSocialism4tw
10-05-2007, 10:06 PM
Did we give up when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor?
We come in to this game like this board acts, we should just roll over!
This is such a BIG GAME that I'm ashamed of this place!
It's obviously a HUGE game for us...I hope I'm getting it live.
MockS Lock: Giv the points (2?) and buy that new big screen! Denver 27 Chargers 24
Awesome.
epicSocialism4tw
10-05-2007, 10:08 PM
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/1870/pat.jpg
"This one's...for MOCK!"
spdirty
10-05-2007, 10:18 PM
great to have ya back mock!
Cito Pelon
10-05-2007, 10:47 PM
"Are We Not Men?" Good thread title. We'll see.
DarkHorse30
10-05-2007, 10:53 PM
congratulations on your recovery, Watermock. Nobody knows what it feels like to cheat death until you've been there in person.
As to the game.....yes, it's huge. We're getting to the point where Denver's squad should be getting used to the new personnel and systems. Hopefully they can put most of it together against the pre-season division favorite.
Garcia Bronco
10-05-2007, 10:55 PM
Can we dance we your dates?
maven
10-05-2007, 11:01 PM
congratulations on your recovery, Watermock. Nobody knows what it feels like to cheat death until you've been there in person.
Just wondering what happened to this guy? He was on his drunken posting rage towards 100K. Then he disappeared.
wabbit
10-05-2007, 11:04 PM
MOCK!!
Great to see you typing...now get back to work.
My estimates say you're behind by some 3,ooo or so posts.
Lets hear it.
Did we give up when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor?
We come in to this game like this board acts, we should just roll over!
This is such a BIG GAME that I'm ashamed of this place!
It's obviously a HUGE game for us...I hope I'm getting it live.
MockS Lock: Giv the points (2?) and buy that new big screen! Denver 27 Chargers 24
Welcome back!
theAPAOps5
10-05-2007, 11:34 PM
Just wondering what happened to this guy? He was on his drunken posting rage towards 100K. Then he disappeared.
Its a long and sordid story that involves hookers, Arkansas, and Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Truthfully, he was on his way to help some family on the farm in Arkansas ate some of the Peter Pan peanut butter that was tainted. It was in the news a lot this past summer. He got really sick and went to the hospital. The medicine they gave him he happened to be allergic to so he went into a coma. He is now on his way to full recovery and making progress. Click the link under Mock is back in my sig. The very last page has his latest steps in rehab.
Taco John
10-05-2007, 11:36 PM
The world has been set back on its axis.
Good to see you back Mock. Keep up the good fight.
Meck77
10-05-2007, 11:37 PM
HELL, NO IT ISN'T OVER!!!!!!
>
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1204/breavheartlf5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
theAPAOps5
10-05-2007, 11:42 PM
We will bring more soldiers than they do!
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ScottXray
10-06-2007, 12:18 AM
MOCK!!
Great to see you typing...now get back to work.
My estimates say you're behind by some 3,ooo or so posts.
Lets hear it.
Spock says..."3294 posts behind, if my calculations are correct...and I believe they are!"
Kirk looks amused, and McCoy spouts.."Dammit , Jim, I'm a DOCTOR..not a damn adding machine, like Spock. I don't know how many posts Mock missed while he was in the Vulcan mind meld cramp he was in..."
Kirk says..."Whatever you say doctor. As for Ensign Mock....The Enterprise (Orange Mane edition) welcomes back such a courageous and prodigeous poster. How can we do other than straighten up and fly right with Mock at our helm. Victory lies ahead. Ensign Mock...to your post!"
and I say...Good to see you back Mock....Just in time..:yayaya:
JCMElway
10-06-2007, 02:13 AM
RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!
Damn, I have been feeling sheepish about this game, but your post fired me up Mock!
Go BRONCOS!!!!!!! KIll those F***in' Chuggers!!!!!!
We are so going to lose after this thread..... Hotrod, bring back that reverse mumbo jumbo.
Mock, good to see you again, even if you screwed up your facts :)
MOCK!!
Great to see you typing...now get back to work.
My estimates say you're behind by some 3,ooo or so posts.
Lets hear it.
3000 posts? What was he gone only a couple weeks ???
Bob's your Information Minister
10-06-2007, 02:27 AM
Mock's return is a good omen. Dammit.
ShutDownPoster
10-06-2007, 02:40 AM
Can we dance we your dates?
Beat me to it, I always quote this scene:rofl:
TDmvp
10-06-2007, 02:43 AM
thank god for a voice of reason .... good timing and good call Mock ....
hope you feeling ok man
BroncoBuff
10-06-2007, 04:22 AM
Did we give up when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor?
We come in to this game like this board acts, we should just roll over!
This is such a BIG GAME that I'm ashamed of this place!
It's obviously a HUGE game for us...I hope I'm getting it live.
MockS Lock: Giv the points (2?) and buy that new big screen! Denver 27 Chargers 24
YOU CRAZY BASTAGE!!!!
Great to see Mock's Locks back in business! And good call taking Denver and laying 2 ..... :thumbs:
Rohirrim
10-06-2007, 10:48 AM
And let our motto be: Don't eat the Chinese peanut butter. ;D
gunns
10-06-2007, 11:07 AM
Can any of our guys do the Merriman dance so we can piss LT off?
I agree, this season is no season for pussies and whiny girls. Men to the right... b****y, whiny girls to the left... (sound of feet shuffling to the right).
Selvin will get 100+ yards and a TD this week, while Travis Henry knocks another girl up.
Elvis is going to b**** slap Rivers.
Marshall is gonna bust it up.
Broncos win, then the girls stop whining for a week...
Excited to see Mock back and posting. Have to agree it has to be a good omen!
CM, you might take a lesson from Mock and use neutral nouns and adjectives. Logic and reading this board lends one to believe the majority whining are the BASTARD MEN. What it all comes down to is we want our Broncos to win and believe they will!
Was that whining???
ol number 7
10-06-2007, 11:30 AM
Two things:
1) Mock has four 6s in his post count. Could we presume that Mock's a devil worshiper? It seems like a logical step to me, but I'm willing to throw it out there for discussion.
2) The Nazis didn't bomb Pearl Harbor (I just have to throw that in there. At least one person in every thread in which this line has been quoted has to point out that the Nazis didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. I'm just getting it out of the way early).
Belushi's quote from animal house. Thats why everyone says it. Nothings over until we say it is. Who's with me ?? Is the next line
Dagmar
10-06-2007, 11:36 AM
And let our motto be: Don't eat the Chinese peanut butter. ;D
ROFL!
orinjkrush
10-06-2007, 06:28 PM
Jeez, this is scary. Mock is back. Tides are turning in the world. Sauron is overconfiidant. Against all odds the Charger-Orks have no hope. Beezers 24 Chuggers 21.
Meck77
10-06-2007, 06:46 PM
Mock my lady made this for you.
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7342/arewenotmenik1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hogan11
10-06-2007, 07:22 PM
Actual size....and it still looks like Alec ROFL!
http://eil.com/newgallery/Devo-Q-Are-We-Not-Men-140924.jpg
epicSocialism4tw
10-06-2007, 07:25 PM
Mock my lady made this for you.
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7342/arewenotmenik1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
That's awesome, Meck!
Muddled
10-06-2007, 07:45 PM
However much the blind nationalist pride scares me, other parts of it I'm in total agreement of, we still have a team and we're still in better shape than many teams here, remind me again, how did Iron Mike fare his rookie season?
Dagmar
10-07-2007, 02:32 PM
Manly man bump!!!!
Steve Sewell
10-07-2007, 03:39 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=19550&stc=1&d=1182238322
Fat, twinkie addicted , and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Nice, you just jinxed this spectacular thread by posting a pic of this tard...