Rulon Velvet Jones
10-05-2007, 03:06 PM
Jags @ Chiefs: Jags put a cork in the BS emanating from the Chiefs fanbase this week. KC finally realizes you have to have a reasonably-competent offense (and head coach) to play in the NFL. Bowe gets shut down by Mathis and the Croyle chants begin as the clock winds down in the 4th. Gooooonther calls everyone within 10 feet of him a "mother****er". Jags 27, Chiefs 6.
Lions @ Redskins: God wills Kitna and the Lions to another win. Do the Lions have a better shot at 10 wins than Denver does? Lions 33, Skins 20
Seahawks @ Steelers: Steelers run, run, run and run some more on the Seahawks. Seattle realizes they're still and NFC team and suck it up against Pitt. Roethlisberger still puts up mediocre numbers for my fantasy team. Steelers 17, Seattle 10
Bucs @ Colts: Bucs take down the Colts in shocker (hehe - shocker). Jeff Garcia manages to do it again as everyone keeps overlooking how decent of a quarterback he can be. Colts injuries hurt them in this game, but keep it close. Manning is still a hated badass. Tampa Bay 24, Colts 21.
Chargers @ Broncos: Denver rights the ship for one week, comes out balls-to-the-wall in the first half. Momentum carries through the end of the game. Young/Bell/Sapp fill in admirably for Henry. Marshall takes advantage of weak SD secondary. Norv sucks. Rivers continues his slide with 2 picks. LT demands trade to the Browns due simply to the fact they have a better record. Denver goes into the bye week on a high. Henry asks that you pass it to the left. Denver 30, San Diego 22.
Lions @ Redskins: God wills Kitna and the Lions to another win. Do the Lions have a better shot at 10 wins than Denver does? Lions 33, Skins 20
Seahawks @ Steelers: Steelers run, run, run and run some more on the Seahawks. Seattle realizes they're still and NFC team and suck it up against Pitt. Roethlisberger still puts up mediocre numbers for my fantasy team. Steelers 17, Seattle 10
Bucs @ Colts: Bucs take down the Colts in shocker (hehe - shocker). Jeff Garcia manages to do it again as everyone keeps overlooking how decent of a quarterback he can be. Colts injuries hurt them in this game, but keep it close. Manning is still a hated badass. Tampa Bay 24, Colts 21.
Chargers @ Broncos: Denver rights the ship for one week, comes out balls-to-the-wall in the first half. Momentum carries through the end of the game. Young/Bell/Sapp fill in admirably for Henry. Marshall takes advantage of weak SD secondary. Norv sucks. Rivers continues his slide with 2 picks. LT demands trade to the Browns due simply to the fact they have a better record. Denver goes into the bye week on a high. Henry asks that you pass it to the left. Denver 30, San Diego 22.