Teams ranked in order of most to least watchable

[Kaylore]

http://espnradio.espn.go.com/espnradio/show?showId=theherd#

Could someone with Insider tell me where Colin Cowherd has us ranked? We led the league in viewership last year so I want to see if his ranking jives with reality. I know Buffalo is last and the top four are these:

1. Cheaters
2. Colts
3. Saints
4. Chargers

[broncocalijohn]

i would have to say Tampa bay and Houston as some of the worst to watch. The average viewer couldnt name a player on those teams. This is my opinion and not colins.

[Hogan11]

I'll tell you who's hard to watch.....and that's Big Boring Blue. I don't think even the "Hefty Lefty" can make them bearable for a full four quarters to me.

[boltaneer]

i would have to say Tampa bay and Houston as some of the worst to watch. The average viewer couldnt name a player on those teams. This is my opinion and not colins.

Tampa Bay is beyond horrible to watch. My friend is a HUGE Bucs fan and we often watch them during the early games on NFL Ticket. Punting every three minutes. Luckily, we usually switch between 3-4 other games at the same time so I only get to suffer about 20% of the time.

I think just about anyone with a good offense is pretty fun to watch: Colts, Bengals, Saints, Chargers. The Chiefs and Rams were fun to watch a few years ago but that stinkfest the Chiefs and Texans played in last week was probably worse than the TB-SEA game.

I actually enjoy watching Big Blue just to see Elisha get knocked around and eventually blow the game.

[rbackfactory80]

http://espnradio.espn.go.com/espnradio/show?showId=theherd#

Could someone with Insider tell me where Colin Cowherd has us ranked? We led the league in viewership last year so I want to see if his ranking jives with reality. I know Buffalo is last and the top four are these:

1. Cheaters
2. Colts
3. Saints
4. Chargers

I can't give you the exact number, but I was listening to him yesterday and he said that even though Denver is a playoff team they weren't in his top 15.

[shakenbake]

I think he only ranked 1-13 after that he said take your pick. The Broncos weren't ranked in the top 13. You can tell he is limited by his espn bias living in bristol. He ranked the Saints as high as they are because of reggie bush. I am sorry but Bush doesn't get me to turn on the TV. But the folks up at ESPN seem to still have a hard on for him

[shakenbake]

any links to viewer ship from last season?

[400HZ]

The last two minutes of Titan games are usually pretty intense.

[Dandaman]

1. Patriots
2. Colts
3. Saints
4. Chargers
5. Bengals
6. Bears
7. Cowboys
8. Packers
9. Eagles
10. Steelers
11. Rams
12. Giants
13. Seahawks
14. Titans
15. Arizona
16. 49ers
17. Falcons

32. Bills

"Bad humans = Good television"
A lot of his decisions were based on that statement. Seems like a good thing to not be rated in this list. He initially had the eagles below the steelers, but then moved the eagles ahead because their fan base is full of bad people.

He's kind of all over the place. He talks about how the browns are interesting because of the polarizing factor of brady quinn but then doesn't list them.

daniel

[worm]

That is a horrible list

[spdirty]

I hate watching the Packers. And most of that comes from the announcers of the game tripping over themselves to suck Favre off.

[Crushaholic]

The Saints are #3? Based on what? An overrated running back?ROFL!

[ward63]

6. Bears-I'm sure there offense is a blast to watch
8. Packers-BRET??? And that "great D" are pretty fun.
12. Giants-I don't know who enjoys watching eli, besides to screw up
13. Seahawks-IDK what to say, but they're boring to watch.
14. Titans-Blah D, w/a Kordell Stewart QB.
15. Arizona-Offense I'll give ya, but the D is horrendous to me
17. Falcons-I think you guys would understand here. What's there to watch?

[Atwater His Ass]

I don't even know why I bother to look at stupid lists like this. They are always just one schmuk's opinon, and usually the opinion is clueless.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Personally, I find the entire NFC East unwatchable. The NFC West is only slightly better. Really, I only enjoy watching a few teams in the JV NFC. The Saints, because I was born there and the Katrina factor...the Vikes because AD is stunning to watch; he transcends the game...the Bears because of their dominant DL...the Pack because of their history...

These are the AFC teams that I would rather turn off than watch: Chefs, Raiders, Jets, Bills, Bengals, Texans, Jaguars, Ravens, Steelers, now the Pats too.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

http://espnradio.espn.go.com/espnradio/show?showId=theherd#

Could someone with Insider tell me where Colin Cowherd has us ranked? We led the league in viewership last year so I want to see if his ranking jives with reality. I know Buffalo is last and the top four are these:

1. Cheaters
2. Colts
3. Saints
4. ChargersWhy is anyone still listening to this guy (Cowherd)?

[NaptownChief]

The Chiefs/Texans matchup last week has to be one of the worst. If the Chiefs continue to play offense like I think they will then they might be the most painful team to watch this season.

A Chiefs/Atlanta, Chiefs/Browns matchup would probably be about as bad as it gets. Probably look a lot like those Cardinal/Browns, Cardinal/Bengal Sunday night games from about 5-10 years ago....

[maher_tyler]

i like to watch teams with young and up coming players like the 9ers..Gore, Smith, Davis..i think it's fun to watch young teams grow..the Broncos..and a team with a good offense.

[Rock Chalk]

I wonder if Denver is so painful to watch, how come they got some many prime time games last year and seem to be continuing that trend on an annual basis?

[NaptownChief]

i like to watch teams with young and up coming players like the 9ers..Gore, Smith, Davis..i think it's fun to watch young teams grow..the Broncos..and a team with a good offense.

Yeah, for that reason the Vike with Adrian Peterson should be fun to watch but minus AP watching the Vikes with Tavaris Jackson at QB would be more painful than having teeth pulled.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Yeah, for that reason the Vike with Adrian Peterson should be fun to watch but minus AP watching the Vikes with Tavaris Jackson at QB would be more painful than having teeth pulled.

AD is probably the most fun-to-watch player to hit the league since Barry Sanders.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

AD is probably the most fun-to-watch player to hit the league since Barry Sanders.Geeezus!

[Rock Chalk]

AD is probably the most fun-to-watch player to hit the league since Barry Sanders.

Clearly you skipped the whole Season 1 of the Vince Young Show.

[Los Broncos]

Why are the Bears so high?

I would hate to be a Bears fan

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Clearly you skipped the whole Season 1 of the Vince Young Show.I'd rather watch Reggie Bush than either of them, in fact, Jay Cutler is more exciting to watch than anyone in the league so far this year.

[TheReverend]

I'd rather watch Reggie Bush than either of them, in fact, Jay Cutler is more exciting to watch than anyone in the league so far this year.

That's because you're an ESPN brainwashed queer.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

That's because you're an ESPN brainwashed queer.No, it's because he's actually a more exciting player to watch when used properly. We all know how far the extent of your football player knowledge goes after all of your Mike Anderson hating rants.

[TheReverend]

No, it's because he's actually a more exciting player to watch when used properly. We all know how far the extent of your football player knowledge goes after all of your Mike Anderson hating rants.

Are you kidding or serious? You can't really be that dumb can you?

You fawn over a punt returned for a touchdown where he doesn't get touched?

And then MIKE ANDERSON! The first off-season after my rants did he, or did he not get cut? In favor of the Ron Dayne experiment! I'm actually laughing my ass off at you...

Career Stats more
Season Team Rushing Receiving Fumbles
G GS Att Yds Avg Lng TD Rec Yds Avg Long TD FUM Lost
2007 Baltimore Ravens 0 0 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
2006 Baltimore Ravens 16 0 39 183 4.7 34T 1 9 54 6.0 13 0 -- --

Look at that massive flurry of production! GO MIKE!

[Hogan11]

The Chiefs/Texans matchup last week has to be one of the worst. If the Chiefs continue to play offense like I think they will then they might be the most painful team to watch this season.

A Chiefs/Atlanta, Chiefs/Browns matchup would probably be about as bad as it gets. Probably look a lot like those Cardinal/Browns, Cardinal/Bengal Sunday night games from about 5-10 years ago....

Actually, and this may be just me, but I'd rather watch a Atlanta/Cleveland matchup than say the Colts against either of those two teams. A bad team vs a bad team would at least be a competitive game.....A Colts/Browns game would result in a blowout by the middle of the first quarter and that's never watchable by anyone other than the dominate team's fans.

[Rock Chalk]

I'd rather watch Reggie Bush than either of them, in fact, Jay Cutler is more exciting to watch than anyone in the league so far this year.

Really? Jay Cutler is the most exciting person in the league after 1 game this year?

Spoken like a true Bronco homer. That's retarded. Chris Brown, Randy Moss, Tom Brady and Adrian Peterson have been WAY more exciting than anyone but Elam on our team so far this year.

You enjoy Jay Cutler because as a Bronco homer or dip****, whatever you prefer to be called, probably dip****, anyway, you prefer Jay Cutler because you are a Bronco fan. NO ONE outside of Bronco nation would agree with you hence your opinion is far from unbiased and completely homered up.

Just like the dip**** you are.

[Taco John]

Colin Cowherd barely even watches the NFL...

[TheReverend]

Colin Cowherd barely even watches the NFL...

Because he and beerslug are too busy blowing each other!

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Because he and beerslug are too busy blowing each other!For a jarhead you ain't real sharp are you? Of course, I guess that's not really a requirement from what I've seen. Like I said, who still listens to Cowherd?

You still can't live down the fool I made out of you two years ago here over Anderson but that's OK, you'll heal up one of these days :welcome:

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Really? Jay Cutler is the most exciting person in the league after 1 game this year?
Spoken like a true Bronco homer. That's retarded. Chris Brown, Randy Moss, Tom Brady and Adrian Peterson have been WAY more exciting than anyone but Elam on our team so far this year.
You enjoy Jay Cutler because as a Bronco homer or dip****, whatever you prefer to be called, probably dip****, anyway, you prefer Jay Cutler because you are a Bronco fan. NO ONE outside of Bronco nation would agree with you hence your opinion is far from unbiased and completely homered up.
Just like the dip**** you are.Being a Plummer knobber is sometimes tough duty be I see you're still up to it. You're hating Cutler is classic .................................................. ......... anrgy drama queen classic (see my sig).

[TheReverend]

For a jarhead you ain't real sharp are you? Of course, I guess that's not really a requirement from what I've seen. Like I said, who still listens to Cowherd?

You still can't live down the fool I made out of you two years ago here over Anderson but that's OK, you'll heal up one of these days :welcome:

Nice and cozy in your fantasy world?

How did you make a fool out of me when he got cut? He's that good huh that he couldn't compete at RB or FB, huh?

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Nice and cozy in your fantasy world?

How did you make a fool out of me when he got cut? He's that good huh that he couldn't compete at RB or FB, huh?He didn't get cut in the 2005 season when you're were bagging on him genius.

You know, when he scored 12 TDs and ran over a 1000.

[TheReverend]

He didn't get cut in the 2005 season when you're were bagging on him genius.

You know, when he scored 12 TDs and ran over a 1000.

And in dramatically less carries Tatum Bell had nearly equal yardage? And when Ron Dayne was in he ALSO played better?

In fact, last season, with Lepsis out and a poor performing offense in general, Tatum had more yards than 2005 Mike Anderson on less carries.

Denver cut DEAD weight asap, a shame you're too retarded to notice... but you made ME look like a fool!

Mike Anderson in Baltimore less offensive production than that playmaker Musa Smith!!!!!!!!!!!

You're a certified retard Beerslug. Acceptance is the first step...

[-Slap-]

Can someone tell me why anyone would care about what a massive fag like Colonblow thinks on any subject?

[Mediator12]

Can someone tell me why anyone would care about what a massive fag like Colonblow thinks on any subject?

It makes a great excuse to pile on and start other fringe arguments ;D ???

[epicSocialism4tw]

Can someone tell me why anyone would care about what a massive fag like Colonblow thinks on any subject?

Easy there, fellow.

[24champ]

Can someone tell me why anyone would care about what a massive fag like Colonblow thinks on any subject?

Didn't he do some work in Vegas slappy? I remember seeing him on NBC local news out there a long time ago.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

And in dramatically less carries Tatum Bell had nearly equal yardage? And when Ron Dayne was in he ALSO played better?

In fact, last season, with Lepsis out and a poor performing offense in general, Tatum had more yards than 2005 Mike Anderson on less carries.

Denver cut DEAD weight asap, a shame you're too retarded to notice... but you made ME look like a fool!

Mike Anderson in Baltimore less offensive production than that playmaker Musa Smith!!!!!!!!!!!

You're a certified retard Beerslug. Acceptance is the first step...What part didn't you understand about the 2005 season? Are you really this slow?

Wait, strike that last question.

[TheReverend]

What part didn't you understand about the 2005 season? Are you really this slow?

Wait, strike that last question.

What part do you not understand? I "ranted" about him the 2005 season. You "made me look like a fool" the 2005 season. He was CUT immediately following the 2005 season.

You make retards seem intelligent... because at least they listen.

[Bronco Billy]

Why are the Bears so high?

I would hate to be a Bears fan

Bears fans love defense and they do have a great defense. Their offense has been horrible for years, so they're used to it. Grossman leading this offense is actually good for them when compared to the dink offense they had under their old O-Coordinator Schoop. That was unbearable for them - no pun intended.

[Dukes]

Why is anyone still listening to this guy (Cowherd)?

I listen to him everyday, he's one of my favorites. To each their own I guess

[Bronco_Beerslug]

I listen to him everyday, he's one of my favorites. To each their own I guessYou're kidding me, that whiny arse soprano voiced punk?

[Dukes]

You're kidding me, that whiny arse soprano voiced punk?

Don't listen to him, it's as easy as turning the dial

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Don't listen to him, it's as easy as turning the dial :) I'm serious, the guy sounds like he suffers from constant menstrual cycles.