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Bob's your Information Minister
08-30-2007, 11:00 PM
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"Dear....Marty....doing well in KC...not many passes, but have great running back to destroy....kicker blowing field goals left and right....wish you were here...."
Rocket 7
08-30-2007, 11:11 PM
If I carry the two plus factor in our QB situation that makes us 5-11
Seamus
08-30-2007, 11:12 PM
Man, this is hard! What is a seven letter word that starts with a "D" that KC can not put on the field?
Dukes
08-30-2007, 11:18 PM
Dear Mommy, Can I sleep over next monday night? I miss my old room, it's cozy. Oh, and can you make your famous roast beef? It's real yummy!
Sincerely,
Herman
Raider Bill
08-30-2007, 11:19 PM
Dear Santa, this year I would like an OL, QB, WR's and an entire new defense. I promise to be a good boy.
Hermie
DeuceOfClub
08-30-2007, 11:24 PM
Dear Boob, just got back from the Doctor, I advise you to do the same.
Dear Carl,
I know this must come as a surprise to you but this is my official letter of resignation. I do not in all honestly believe you or any of the other management in place know WTF you are doing and I consider this team a hopeless case. There is nothing I can do here nor do I think any coach could turn this team around while retards like you are still making decisions regarding football operations.
Sincerely,
Mr. Overated Himself
Hahahahahahahaa :rofl: :rofl:
Moon§hiner
08-30-2007, 11:40 PM
"I hate these hard crosswords....What's a 6 letter word for "losers" that starts with a "C" and ends in "S" "
lazarus4444
08-30-2007, 11:46 PM
Hmmmmm, i have the 2nd pick in my fantasy draft, who should i pickup???? Ahhhhh, steven jackson!
Los Broncos
08-30-2007, 11:52 PM
Can we run LJ one thousand times?
Taco John
08-31-2007, 12:12 AM
"I hate these hard crosswords....What's a 6 letter word for "losers" that starts with a "C" and ends in "S" "
"Oh! Duh! I got it! C-A-N-S-A-S"
B-Love
08-31-2007, 01:31 AM
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"Dear....Bob....get off .......that .....Broncos board you embarrasing homo..... Regards, Herm"
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gunns
08-31-2007, 02:16 AM
Dear Carl,
F*** YOU!
RkyMtnThunder
08-31-2007, 03:01 AM
Objectives: Seeking a coaching opportunity in the NFL or NCAA that has even a remote opportunity at .500. At this point, I would be happy to take a position as water boy, jock washer: whatever it takes to get me out of this career destroying death-trap known as KC
Killericon
08-31-2007, 03:13 AM
"Hey, coach, what're you writing there?"
"I'm not writing."
"...Then what are you doing?"
"I'm staring at this laminated sheet of paper, pretending to be writing something so I don't have to watch Brodie lead our offense."
"Oh."
Popps
08-31-2007, 04:28 AM
Dear diary,
It's great to be here in Utah. Coaching college football was everything I thought it would be. Just last week, we scored two goals in the final minute to beat State. (I pulled our goalie.) Well, gotta go... my dog just called and said my noodles are ready.
Wait, what was I doing? Who are you? Hello????
Love,
Herm
MechanicalBull
08-31-2007, 07:10 AM
Dear Brodie,
With Huard injured I gave you every chance to win the number one QB spot but you have blown every opportunity out there. Maybe you don't remember what I said.
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
Sincerely,
Coach Edwards
PS: Now get your butt on the bench for the rest of the season.
ol number 7
08-31-2007, 08:33 AM
Dear Carl,
**** YOU!
Dear Bill Callahan,
You don't have the DUMBEST team in America anymore. I do. Just watch the tape.
elsid13
08-31-2007, 09:26 AM
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Dear Trint
I really, really miss you. Is it possible that you would willing to come on back? I am sure that I could get Carl to trade 1st for you. Please say "yes" , my life isn't complete without you.
Hugs and kisses
Sperm
cmhargrove
08-31-2007, 09:32 AM
Hmmm..... 15 yards a game times 16 games. Croyle could get us 240 yards this year!!!!!
bfoflcommish
08-31-2007, 10:07 AM
What do these X's & O's mean? And why are there so many lines go everywhich way with different colors?
i'm confused.
"Oh! Duh! I got it! C-A-N-S-A-S"
LOL
bronco militia
08-31-2007, 10:26 AM
LAST HEAD COACHING JOB : KC CHIEFS.
NUMBERS OF YEARS IN THAT POSITION: 2.
POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR NOW: Cheerleader/towel boy.
out
kcBroncohater
KipCorrington25
08-31-2007, 11:27 AM
Herm Average uses Rand McNally to locate the area for crack houses in St. Louis.
Paladin
08-31-2007, 11:34 AM
"Let's see. If Train A goes East at 50 miles per hour and Train B is going West at 40 miles per hour, which one should I be on?"
Vegas_Bronco
08-31-2007, 01:20 PM
Damn redneck staff of mine, I told him wide out not white out!
Raider Bill
08-31-2007, 01:24 PM
Let's see.
First series... inside run, outside run, throw short of the 1st down marker, punt.
broncosteven
08-31-2007, 01:44 PM
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Goddamn I love those kiddie Menus at Dennys! wish they would give a guy more than 4 colors though...
Hey 60, show me more leg and turn you head so I get more of Profile.
kamakazi_kal
08-31-2007, 01:58 PM
...you're gone to.....
number 60, sorry low on talent you're cut also.....
you need a team to "win the game" herm
RaiderH8r
08-31-2007, 02:31 PM
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Dear Bob,
Thank you for your letter dated Friday, August 31. Your handwriting is coming along nicely and I do like that you used red and yellow crayons to write it, you truly are the Chefs number 1 fan.
To answer your questions, yes, my playbook is so simple even you could understand it, Darrell Hackney is better than Brody Croyle, and Kaylore does pwn you.
Yours truly,
Herm Edwards
Second Assistant Towel Boy, KC Chefs