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Kaylore
08-30-2007, 09:46 PM
This is a bit more fair. Let the games begin!

Croyle 1-4 for 15 And no drive led by Croyle has ever resulted in points. He is woefully innept.

Hackney 2-5 for 27 but he did lead his team on a scoring drive at home with second stringers. Croyle couldn't score at home with his first team.

So far Hackney has the edge.

Personally, I think we have the better scout team QB

SoDak Bronco
08-30-2007, 09:53 PM
lol

SoCalBronco
08-30-2007, 09:56 PM
Winner: Darrell Hackney

BleedingOrange
08-30-2007, 09:57 PM
Don't forget Hackney scrambled for 8 yards resulting in a 1st down too.

cutthemdown
08-30-2007, 10:00 PM
I love it!!!!!! We are having more fun with our trolls then ever before. Trolling for trolls!!!!!!!!!!

Requiem
08-30-2007, 10:03 PM
Hackney is a G.

chawknz
08-30-2007, 10:13 PM
Winner: Darrell Hackney

Quoted for truth.

broncocalijohn
08-30-2007, 10:36 PM
Brodie will hold a better clip board IMO. He has the game for it. You will see what millions buys for a clip board holder. Think waterboy Sandler but just substitute for clip board. He has 3 types of sharpies, eraseable pens, wipies, towel for starting QB and 2nd string, black smudge for players to put under the eyes. Congrats Boob on your big draft choice. Dont bother responding, I have you on ignore.

DeusExManning
08-30-2007, 10:36 PM
Hackney looks better to me.

Kaylore
08-30-2007, 10:58 PM
Another touchdown drive led by the master Hackney! When he takes the field the scout team is his to command. :approve:

Bob's your Information Minister
08-30-2007, 11:10 PM
no drive led by Croyle has ever resulted in points.


This is an ignorant post you dumb****.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7126/brodiee3jo3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Sir_Robin
08-30-2007, 11:13 PM
This is an ignorant post you dumb****.


No truer words have ever been spoken.


Oh, wait...you were referring to someone else's post weren't you?

BleedingOrange
08-30-2007, 11:16 PM
And another TD

Bob's your Information Minister
08-30-2007, 11:19 PM
No truer words have ever been spoken.


Oh, wait...you were referring to someone else's post weren't you?

KAYLORE IS AN IGNORANT MOTHER****ER

Rulon Velvet Jones
08-30-2007, 11:23 PM
Croyle's wife has AMAZING fake tits. That's about all he has going for him.

Best wife's tits: Winner - Croyle

BlueCrusher
08-30-2007, 11:29 PM
Crap Hackney's done. Well, bro-d's wife does have t's.

Kaylore
08-30-2007, 11:31 PM
Three touchdown drives in one game. Croyle is lucky to get three first downs. I should have picked someone who made the fight more fair. Hackney has had more offensive production in one game than Croyle has had his entire career.:rofl:

Kaylore
08-30-2007, 11:53 PM
Got this lovely snippet from the NFL gamecenter

Chiefs quarterback Brodie Croyle lost the starting quarterback position, more than Damon Huard won the job. Croyle did nothing to erase that notion as he completed only one pass for 15 yards in limited duty. But maybe Croyle has a future as a running back as he rushed for nine yards, only three yards shy of Larry Johnson's total, who rushed for 12 yards on three attempts.
LOL

3 yards per? The decline is upon us!

Los Broncos
08-30-2007, 11:57 PM
Funny stuff man ROFL!

cutthemdown
08-30-2007, 11:57 PM
Croyle is obviously not going to be ready for awhile if ever. I will wait and see how he looks next year, but he isn't ready to lead an NFL team. I don't think Cutler there yet either but at least he has shown he is ready to begin the journey. Croyle just so bad I don't see how you could play him.

lazarus4444
08-31-2007, 12:00 AM
This thread is an instant classic ;)

Broncobiv
08-31-2007, 12:03 AM
Bobo sure is feeling feisty tonight. Mommy sent him to bed without dinner?

Los Broncos
08-31-2007, 12:04 AM
Bobo sure is feeling feisty tonight. Mommy sent him to bed without dinner?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bob's your Information Minister
08-31-2007, 12:05 AM
Got this lovely snippet from the NFL gamecenter


LOL

3 yards per? The decline is upon us!

Now you are not only ignorant, you can't even do basic math. Well done, dumbass.

Orange_Beard
08-31-2007, 12:12 AM
I was watching Hard knocks today. One thing I found funny is that it took Herm 2 days to pick Haurd as the starter. It lappeared that it took 2 soild days of film watching and study to pick haurd.
Was the choice really that hard?

Orange_Beard
08-31-2007, 12:15 AM
Bobo sure is feeling feisty tonight. Mommy sent him to bed without dinner?

The guy had to know that this was going to end ugly.

I had a big chuckle on Hard Knocks when Brod was getting ready to leave for camp and Hard Knockers(Brod's woman) asks "Ya got your huntin' DVD's?" (please add your best Southern Hottie Drawl)

Guy is going to camp to win the starting QB job and he can't go with out Dem Dar huntin' movies?
WTF?

Broncos24
08-31-2007, 12:21 AM
Hey Bobo..Wake up your QB of the future is a bust..Like most chef fans your QB is as dumb as you.

Los Broncos
08-31-2007, 12:23 AM
The guy had to know that this was going to end ugly.

I had a big chuckle on Hard Knocks when Brod was getting ready to leave for camp and Hard Knockers(Brod's woman) asks "Ya got your huntin' DVD's?" (please add your best Southern Hottie Drawl)

Guy is going to camp to win the starting QB job and he can't go with out Dem Dar huntin' movies?
WTF?

Dem Dar huntin' movies? ROFL!

Bob's your Information Minister
08-31-2007, 12:46 AM
I was watching Hard knocks today. One thing I found funny is that it took Herm 2 days to pick Haurd as the starter. It lappeared that it took 2 soild days of film watching and study to pick haurd.
Was the choice really that hard?

Huard barely played in preseason. In practice, Croyle frequently looked like the better quarterback.

epicSocialism4tw
08-31-2007, 12:47 AM
Ouch.

This thread is painful!

Sorry Cheffies. ;D

epicSocialism4tw
08-31-2007, 12:48 AM
You know, its really a bad indicator for Chef fans that their young QB couldnt beat out the great Damon Huard.

Kaylore
08-31-2007, 12:50 AM
Croyle is obviously not going to be ready for awhile if ever. I will wait and see how he looks next year, but he isn't ready to lead an NFL team. I don't think Cutler there yet either but at least he has shown he is ready to begin the journey. Croyle just so bad I don't see how you could play him.

After a whole year to learn an offensive scheme a child could design, as well as taking the majority of the snaps with the first team all through camp, Croyle should have looked way, way, better. There are third round picks that were just drafted this year that put up better numbers than Croyle did.

With a lot of work with a coach who actually has the ability to develop offensive talent, Croyle might be able to work toward being a career backup. but then why waste the time? There are guys who can play better than him right now that you can sign off the street and develop.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1861/croyleny1.jpg

Orange_Beard
08-31-2007, 12:50 AM
According to Hard Knocks, he got the start in the 3rd preseason game. The "biggest" game of the preseason and was not very good.

Paladin
08-31-2007, 12:50 AM
Poor, poor mullets......

Bob's your Information Minister
08-31-2007, 12:58 AM
as well as taking the majority of the snaps with the first team all through camp...


Again, you show just how truly ignorant you are. First you thought Croyle hadn't led a scoring drive. Now you think he took the majority of the snaps in camp. The reps were almost even in camp.

GET A CLUE YOU IGNORANT **** FOR BRAINS.

Florida_Bronco
08-31-2007, 01:45 AM
I can't help but get all happy and excited everytime I think about the fact that this guy is the Chiefs future. I mean hell, we already knew that the Chiefs were a joke and are at least a decade away from a playoff win, but their moves in recent years could have them being the AFC's version of the Lions for the next few years.

Florida_Bronco
08-31-2007, 01:46 AM
According to Hard Knocks, he got the start in the 3rd preseason game. The "biggest" game of the preseason and was not very good.

Yeah, it was funny watching Bob and KCSheepStud pump up that game as the first real taste of Croyle, than backtrack once Croyle sucked (again) and get benched.

Keep in mind, this is the same Croyle that Bob said was more NFL ready than Cutler.

SoCalBronco
08-31-2007, 01:52 AM
Bobo sure is feeling feisty tonight. Mommy sent him to bed without dinner?

Winner: Bob's Mom

thumpc
08-31-2007, 02:00 AM
This is only Croyles third year out of Mississippi. Left handed QBs always do well under Al Saunders offenses.

Killericon
08-31-2007, 03:10 AM
Left handed QBs always do well under Al Saunders offenses.

And the winner for most retarded line of thinking this season goes to....

thumpc! COME ON DOWN!!!

DBroncos4life
08-31-2007, 03:21 AM
Winner: Bob's Mom

the only way bobs mom would have been a winner is if she would have flushed bob when she had the chance

cutthemdown
08-31-2007, 03:21 AM
This is only Croyles third year out of Mississippi. Left handed QBs always do well under Al Saunders offenses.

Huh?:confuzzle

footstepsfrom#27
08-31-2007, 04:53 AM
Ha Ha...great thread.

Coming out of Alabama I didn't think Brandy Frayle the human pinata could even get drafted, yet alone make a roster. Of course it didn't occur to me the Chiefs would take him. I think he's over achieved at this point.

Edge: Hackney

Northman
08-31-2007, 05:18 AM
KAYLORE IS AN IGNORANT MOTHER****ER


Wow, Kaylore is getting under your skin. Im disappointed in you Boob. Hilarious! Ha!

Kaylore
08-31-2007, 05:28 AM
Wow, Kaylore is getting under your skin. Im disappointed in you Boob. Hilarious! Ha!

:thanku:

footstepsfrom#27
08-31-2007, 06:18 AM
It's not fair to compare Croyle to Hackney. Darrell's QB rating (67.5) is twice as high.

Brody Croyle: 2007 Preseason Stats
17-40, 42.5%, 191 yards, 4.8 ypa, 1 TD, 3 INT's, 4 sacks, 34.5 QB Rating

How bad was Croyle? Among the 26 QB's who qualified with enough pass attempts for the NFL's ranking system thiis preseason, Croyle finished dead last or tied for last in 13 of the 16 statistical categories. Hilarious! Shouldn't the title of this thread be, "The official Brody Croyle vs. Preston Parsons thread"? ??? Obviously Brandy's no threat to Darrell Hackney, but he's within spittin' distance of Parsons' 39.6 ranking. ;D

http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?tabSeq=0&statisticCategory=PASSING&conference=0011

MechanicalBull
08-31-2007, 07:05 AM
In all fairness to KC fans are 3rd round QBs considered busts? Croyle and Andrew Walter can go and hang out together. ;D

Steve Prefontaine
08-31-2007, 08:36 AM
Keep in mind, this is the same Croyle that Bob said was more NFL ready than Cutler.
Wow. Just wow.

Crushaholic
08-31-2007, 09:25 AM
Bob's head is about to explode. This is great!Hilarious!

TheReverend
08-31-2007, 09:43 AM
Again, you show just how truly ignorant you are. First you thought Croyle hadn't led a scoring drive. Now you think he took the majority of the snaps in camp. The reps were almost even in camp.

GET A CLUE YOU IGNORANT **** FOR BRAINS.

Almost is still majority.

GET A CLUE YOU IGNORANT **** FOR BRAINS.

Smiling Assassin27
08-31-2007, 09:53 AM
Hilarious!

dumpy
08-31-2007, 09:59 AM
Now all you need to do is get him started on how they passed on Mason Crosby to get Medlock out of UCLA. Medlock has done nothing but shank FG in the preseason.

Beej
08-31-2007, 10:11 AM
pwn3d

Billy Clyde Puckett
08-31-2007, 10:11 AM
Tim Couch is available.

chawknz
08-31-2007, 10:22 AM
Usually when a poster is unable to back up his posts with numbers, facts, or valid information, they resort to name calling, ALL CAP POSTS, and incoherent messages with no substance.

This thread demonstrates each and every one of those negative aspects of an internet troll. In this case, the troll has been beat down, dragged out back, and left for dead.

How does it feel to have NOTHING to say Bob? You have nothing to say because there IS nothing to say. Your boy failed in fabulously miserable fashion. So instead of being able to provide a counter point, you can only provide insults.

Winner: Us
Loser: You

Have a great season.

Hotrod
08-31-2007, 10:23 AM
1st off I like huntin shows ;D

2nd watching bobos head explode in this thread is awesome. Ring of fame potential here folks.

3rd Kaylore your a God........mega Reps ^5

crowebomber
08-31-2007, 10:25 AM
Maybe Parsons is a better comparison. Croyle isn't even close to being in Hackney's league.

elsid13
08-31-2007, 10:41 AM
1st off I like huntin shows ;D

2nd watching bobos head explode in this thread is awesome. Ring of fame potential here folks.

3rd Kaylore your a God........mega Reps ^5

A redneck that like hunting shows go figure. Personnel I had you tagged as modern dance advocate with dabbling in German Opera. ;D

Back to the thread:

IF Croyle cannot be successfully against vanilla defense coverages in the preseason how the heck is going in the regular season when team actually prepare for their opponents ?

But the good news Chris Simms is going to be cut and has shown he can play in league KC TROLLS

Hotrod
08-31-2007, 10:45 AM
A redneck that like hunting shows go figure. Personnel I had you tagged as modern dance advocate with dabbling in German Opera. ;D



I certainly think that the way I dance could be considered "modern" heck my moves are simply ahead of their time Ha!

Sir_Robin
08-31-2007, 10:59 AM
A redneck that like hunting shows go figure. Personnel I had you tagged as modern dance advocate with dabbling in German Opera. ;D



http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2007/08/14/brodie-croyle-is-an-outstanding-redneck/

footstepsfrom#27
08-31-2007, 11:11 AM
Maybe Parsons is a better comparison. Croyle isn't even close to being in Hackney's league.
My point exactly...Parsons, or maybe BVP...he's also got a 39.6 QB rating. Of course he's also out of work...;D

KipCorrington25
08-31-2007, 11:17 AM
I was watching Hard knocks today. One thing I found funny is that it took Herm 2 days to pick Haurd as the starter. It lappeared that it took 2 soild days of film watching and study to pick haurd.
Was the choice really that hard?

He was on a 2 day crack binge so things were a little cloudy.

400HZ
08-31-2007, 11:20 AM
Aggggh234 ---croyle=bonertime U Dont Even Know Kaylore Ignorant Shtiz For Brainz-- Easily More Talented Than P Riv- He Can Throw Teh Ball 60 Yds -24.1 Qb Ratings Aint Tat Bad!~!!~!

crowebomber
08-31-2007, 11:30 AM
Or maybe this is a better comparison
<TABLE><TBODY><TR class=on onmouseover="this.className='on'" onmouseout="this.className='off'"><TD>BC Lions - JERIOUS JACKSON, </TD><TD>2007<!-- (http://www.bclions.com/index.php?module=roster&func=display_season&ros_id=134&year=2007)--></TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD><TD>PASSER RATING - </TD><TD>61.8</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Chiefs - BRODY CROYLE, 2007 PASSER RATING - 24.1

Inkana7
08-31-2007, 11:30 AM
U guyz are homers!!!!!!!!!111 U all tink Cutlar is some gawd so Kroyle is teh suck. Go lern to read!!!!!!!

KCStud
08-31-2007, 11:45 AM
winner for biggest loser with the most free time on his hands=kaylore

newsflash...you still can't stop LJ

lostknight
08-31-2007, 11:47 AM
This is an ignorant post you dumb****.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7126/brodiee3jo3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Anyone else think that we could replace Bob with a bobblehead doll, or at least a very simple shell script?

elsid13
08-31-2007, 11:49 AM
winner for biggest loser with the most free time on his hands=kaylore

newsflash...you still can't stop LJ

http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/baby_crying_closeup.jpg

kamakazi_kal
08-31-2007, 11:51 AM
winner for biggest loser with the most free time on his hands=kaylore

newsflash...you still can't stop LJ

newsflash...LJ just got paid, its quittin time

Inkana7
08-31-2007, 11:51 AM
winner for biggest loser with the most free time on his hands=kaylore

newsflash...you still can't stop LJ

ur jus a homar. lern to read!!

azbroncfan
08-31-2007, 12:01 PM
Things are pretty bad in KC when Oakland of all teams has better QB's not counting Russell even. I think my 6-8 win prediction of KC is a little generous.

KCStud
08-31-2007, 12:05 PM
Things are pretty bad in KC when Oakland of all teams has better QB's not counting Russell even. I think my 6-8 win prediction of KC is a little generous.

If I'm not mistaken KC's starting QB is still the same QB that had 11 TD's, 1 INT, and the 2nd best passer rating last year. Unless he suddenly decreases like every Bronco fan here is praying for, I don't see a problem.

Hotrod
08-31-2007, 12:09 PM
If I'm not mistaken KC's starting QB is still the same QB that had 11 TD's, 1 INT, and the 2nd best passer rating last year. Unless he suddenly decreases like every Bronco fan here is praying for, I don't see a problem.





http://www.myspacepranks.com/Funny%20Pictures/myspace-graphic-funny034.jpg

Inkana7
08-31-2007, 12:22 PM
If I'm not mistaken KC's starting QB is still the same QB that had 11 TD's, 1 INT, and the 2nd best passer rating last year. Unless he suddenly decreases like every Bronco fan here is praying for, I don't see a problem.

omg ur such a homar. u think huard is some kind of god or sumthing. u homar.

boltaneer
08-31-2007, 12:30 PM
If I'm not mistaken KC's starting QB is still the same QB that had 11 TD's, 1 INT, and the 2nd best passer rating last year. Unless he suddenly decreases like every Bronco fan here is praying for, I don't see a problem.

Name a team in the NFL that is afraid of Damon freaking Huard...

Yeah.

If the guy is so great, he wouldn't have backed into the starting spot against some nobody named Brodie Croyle.

Brodie Croyle? Whoever the QB competing against Croyle should have easily made that decision a no-brainer. How in the hell could there be a QB controversy in KC with one QB that has a 20 something QB rating? Herm's head would have exploded from all the confusion had Croyle lit it up last night.

Huard backed into the starting spot because Croyle couldn't beat out a third string QB on a high school team at this point.

BTW, I love how Bobo now has to ignore the issues at hand and has to resort to nitpicking over tiny errors people have made. Yeah, Croyle has lead his team to one scoring drive (not none as someone stated) in the entire pre-season. Whoohoo! Let's throw a party for Croyle!

400HZ
08-31-2007, 12:32 PM
winner for biggest loser with the most free time on his hands=kaylore

newsflash...you still can't stop LJ

It must feel great to know that your entire offense consists of one player who had 8000 carries last year. Your QB got benched in favor of TrInt ****ing Green. Your backup is absolutely pathetic. Your O line is so bad that Boob had to pimp out Damion McINtosh this year. Your best defensive player is a raging alcoholic. Your coach is Herm Edwards......good lord!!!!!!

Raider Bill
08-31-2007, 12:44 PM
I still laugh when I think they "only" gave up a 4th for Herm Frickin Edwards.

He sucks pole. The Jets weren't that bad when he got there, and he steadily ran them into the ground.

scttgrd
08-31-2007, 12:46 PM
Damn! Much more of this a** kicking and we might have to put in place a mercy rule. Between bobo and the dud things are getting ugly.

Inkana7
08-31-2007, 12:57 PM
Oh, and Bobo, I believe Kaylore was refering to every drive he led in last nights game led to no points. Not the entire preseason.

So, you suck.

worm
08-31-2007, 01:02 PM
It must feel great to know that your entire offense consists of one player who had 8000 carries last year.

GET A CLUE YOU IGNORANT **** FOR BRAINS.

It was only 7998 carries.

Raider Bill
08-31-2007, 01:07 PM
Herm Edwards playbook would fit on one side of a sticky note.

How big could it be?

1st down, run right
2nd down, run left
3rd down, throw short of the first down marker
4th down, punt.

Beej
08-31-2007, 01:21 PM
Now watch KC pick up Hackney off of our PS.

RaiderH8r
08-31-2007, 01:31 PM
Croyle's wife has AMAZING fake boobies. That's about all he has going for him.

Best wife's boobies: Winner - Croyle

Don't sell yourself short Bob, I think your moobs are bigger than hers. Your husband, or whoever is making you his beeyatch this week, must be proud.

Kaylore
08-31-2007, 02:06 PM
Now watch KC pick up Hackney off of our PS.

And then start.Ha!

24champ
08-31-2007, 02:11 PM
Kahn, I thought a Parsons vs Croyle thread would have been more ideal...but that's me. :~ohyah!:

24champ
08-31-2007, 02:23 PM
Last night-

Croyle had a 1/4 15 yards and a 42.8 QB rating while Parsons had a 1/4 11 yards and a 39.6 QB rating. Seems like a close race...LOL

crush17
08-31-2007, 03:15 PM
Bob getting owned. SHOCKER!

400HZ
08-31-2007, 03:53 PM
Bob getting owned. SHOCKER!

Ya, who saw that coming??

azbroncfan
08-31-2007, 05:47 PM
If I'm not mistaken KC's starting QB is still the same QB that had 11 TD's, 1 INT, and the 2nd best passer rating last year. Unless he suddenly decreases like every Bronco fan here is praying for, I don't see a problem.

Again I will tell you tools, Huard has only proved that he is not starter material and is a good backup. When he comes in off the bench he plays great, but doesn't play good if he is the teams number 1 guy. If you think I'm lying look no farther than the fact than Herm wanted Croyle to win the job and wanted someone else other than Huard but realized that Croyle isn't even capable of starting for the Oakland Raiders. Keep homering on.

Orange_Beard
08-31-2007, 05:57 PM
If I'm not mistaken KC's starting QB is still the same QB that had 11 TD's, 1 INT, and the 2nd best passer rating last year. Unless he suddenly decreases like every Bronco fan here is praying for, I don't see a problem.

If KC is so happy with they guy who "had 11 TD's, 1 INT, and the 2nd best passer rating last year" why were they trying to give the job to Brod?
Seems to me with the guy coming off a year like that the coaches would be in love with him.
Heck he could not even hold the job last year after trint came back and played so poorly.

It was Brod's job to lose and he lost it.

Can you really say that you are excited about Hourd being your QB?
Clearly the coaches and the management are not.

24champ
05-22-2012, 03:08 PM
This is an ignorant post you dumb****.



u mad?
http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/darrellhackney.jpg

broncosteven
05-22-2012, 03:16 PM
I always feared the day the Winless Wonder got his 1st NFL win. Looks like those fears were unfounded.

Kaylore
05-22-2012, 03:34 PM
In all fairness, Darrell Hackney didn't last as long as Croyle did. So I admit it! Brodie Croyle was a better player than our practice squad free agent, but only marginally so.

baja
05-22-2012, 03:40 PM
In all fairness, Darrell Hackney didn't last as long as Croyle did. So I admit it! Darrell Hackney was a better player than our practice squad free agent, but only marginally so.

So Hackney is still better. That's what I thought.

Kaylore
05-22-2012, 03:55 PM
So Hackney is still better. That's what I thought.

Honest mistake, though I think deep down we know the truth.

Broncobiv
05-22-2012, 05:34 PM
Just re-read through this whole thread...classic! LOL

vancejohnson82
05-22-2012, 08:47 PM
Hackney would have won at least one of those starts

DENVERDUI55
05-22-2012, 08:56 PM
I think it is a tie. They both retired with zero wins which is a push in my book.

Requiem
05-22-2012, 09:02 PM
I have always liked Darrell Hackney.

Mogulseeker
05-22-2012, 09:27 PM
I have always liked Darrell Hackney.

Wasn't he basically Tim Tebow?