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Vegas_Bronco
08-29-2007, 02:59 AM
In light of the recent events in Minneapolis Airport, is there anything I should know about the 'Mile High' bathrooms stalls before the season starts??? I am definitely not :peace: and just want to make sure I'm good for the upcoming season. Anyone have a capt crunch decoder - I just want to avoid the 'crunch'. Anyone?





http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20467347/page/2/

Details of bathroom arrest
The official police complaint on Craig’s case was detailed.

It said airport police Sgt. Dave Karsnia, who was investigating allegations of sexual conduct in airport restrooms, went into a stall shortly after noon on June 11 and closed the door.

Minutes later, the officer said he saw Craig gazing into his stall through the crack between the door and the frame.

After a man in the adjacent stall left, Craig entered it and put his roller bag against the front of the stall door, “which Sgt. Karsnia’s experience has indicated is used to attempt to conceal sexual conduct by blocking the view from the front of the stall,” said the complaint, which was dated June 25.

The complaint said Craig then tapped his right foot several times and moved it closer to Karsnia’s stall and then moved it to where it touched Karsnia’s foot. Karsnia recognized that “as a signal often used by persons communicating a desire to engage in sexual conduct,” the complaint said.

Craig then passed his left hand under the stall divider into Karsnia’s stall with his palm up and guided it along the divider toward the front of the stall three times, the complaint said.

The officer then showed his police identification under the divider and pointed toward the exit “at which time the defendant exclaimed ‘No!”’ the complaint said.

The Aug. 8 police report says Craig handed the arresting officer a business card that identified him as a member of the Senate.

“What do you think about that?” Craig is alleged to have said, according to the report.

Paladin
08-29-2007, 10:12 AM
The Repubs need to change their logo from the elephant to a spider. They just can't keep their hands off of flies.....

TexanBob
08-29-2007, 02:26 PM
Clever way of trying to sneak a political thread past the moderators during in-season mode.

If this were a Democrat, there'd be no story because it is impossible to shame one.

gunns
08-29-2007, 02:32 PM
Just don't get restless leg syndrome and don't reach under the other stall to get a square. You should be ok.

DomCasual
08-29-2007, 02:48 PM
The Repubs need to change their logo from the elephant to a spider. They just can't keep their hands off of flies.....

Are you saying Spider is gay?

Who knew? Spider's gay!

I thought with that litter of kids he just had, he would have been as heterosexual as the dad on the Brady Bunch. It just goes to show - assuming just makes an ASS out of U and ME!

I'm going to have to pass this on - see if anyone else knows anything about it.

cutthemdown
08-29-2007, 02:51 PM
The Republican party has disgraced itself over the last 8 years. They deserve to lose power.

Spider
08-29-2007, 06:24 PM
The Repubs need to change their logo from the elephant to a spider. They just can't keep their hands off of flies.....

Kiss my Big redneck ass

Spider
08-29-2007, 06:25 PM
Are you saying Spider is gay?

Who knew? Spider's gay!

I thought with that litter of kids he just had, he would have been as heterosexual as the dad on the Brady Bunch. It just goes to show - assuming just makes an ASS out of U and ME!

I'm going to have to pass this on - see if anyone else knows anything about it.

I just called TBS and it is not funny ;D

BucklandBronco
08-30-2007, 12:22 AM
In light of the recent events in Minneapolis Airport, is there anything I should know about the 'Mile High' bathrooms stalls before the season starts??? I am definitely not :peace: and just want to make sure I'm good for the upcoming season. Anyone have a capt crunch decoder - I just want to avoid the 'crunch'. Anyone?

Well, you are pretty much OK, as long as you’re a Bronco fan, albeit out of state.

Here’s what you do (and don’t let any other out-of-staters in on this, as this is just private between me and you, y’dig?):

You check out this pair of special pink slippers—fuzzy, bunny slippers—with “Happy Feet” embroidered on them. Then, you wear ‘em proudly into any Invesco at Mile High men’s room. I will guar-an-tee you will be left alone! (However, this warranty is null and void should the adjacent stall be occupied by a Raiders fan)

:wiggle:

Vegas_Bronco
08-30-2007, 12:33 AM
Well, you are pretty much OK, as long as you’re a Bronco fan, albeit out of state.

Here’s what you do (and don’t let any other out-of-staters in on this, as this is just private between me and you, y’dig?):

You check out this pair of special pink slippers—fuzzy, bunny slippers—with “Happy Feet” embroidered on them. Then, you wear ‘em proudly into any Invesco at Mile High men’s room. I will guar-an-tee you will be left alone! (However, this warranty is null and void should the adjacent stall be occupied by a Raiders fan)

:wiggle:


thanks for the low down, bunny slippers - check! All that confusion for nothing: I was wondering what those raider fans were doing last year at mile high when we beat the bengals.

TailgateNut
08-31-2007, 01:11 PM
Clever way of trying to sneak a political thread past the moderators during in-season mode.

If this were a Democrat, there'd be no story because it is impossible to shame one.

If this were a Democrat the story would have read : Senator caught in WOMENS bathroom attempting to solicit special favors.

Keep drinking you KOOL AID.

ak1971
08-31-2007, 01:53 PM
Kiss my Big redneck ass

You want me to kiss your ass? Sounds like a gay proposition to me..

peacepipe
08-31-2007, 03:25 PM
The problem for reps is they preach about how they are the party of "morals & family values" then b**** & whine when they are busted in some sex scandal. Reps don't practice what they preach,hence why they can't catch a break.