View Full Version : Caption This: Jared Allen
bronco6maniac84
08-17-2007, 12:34 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0812/nfl_rd_jallenpract_200.jpg
"Hey!! Toss me a Coors!"
missingnumber7
08-17-2007, 12:36 PM
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"Trint can I come to Miami too?"
cmhargrove
08-17-2007, 12:40 PM
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"How about another beer for the road..."
hee, hee...
Beantown Bronco
08-17-2007, 12:48 PM
Bob the stalker told me his penis was this big....
"ok. o.k. watch this (hiccup) you want me to touch THIS finger to my nose(hiccup)? o.k. o.k. o.k. o.k. (hiccup) here goes ocifer.
Beantown Bronco
08-17-2007, 12:51 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0812/nfl_rd_jallenpract_200.jpg
Now remember.....just THIS much juice in the next round of screwdrivers, or we're gonna have problems.
RaiderH8r
08-17-2007, 12:51 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0812/nfl_rd_jallenpract_200.jpg
"See that little fat kid with the Darth Vader helmet and Holmes Jersey? Yeah, the one that thinks he's a writer. He's a meat peeker."
brncs_fan
08-17-2007, 12:53 PM
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What do you mean this headband makes me look like a prison b*tch?
Garcia Bronco
08-17-2007, 12:55 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0812/nfl_rd_jallenpract_200.jpg
What do you mean you don't know what a traveler is? It's one for the road jerk.
Stormontheplains
08-17-2007, 12:56 PM
20038
"This is the size of my PE-PE"
cousinal11
08-17-2007, 01:31 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0812/nfl_rd_jallenpract_200.jpg
"Hope you can take this Bob!"
kamakazi_kal
08-17-2007, 01:57 PM
only 16 weeks to vacation
DBroncos4life
08-17-2007, 02:09 PM
Now wait. You want me to touch my nose right?
c_lazy_r
08-17-2007, 02:13 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0812/nfl_rd_jallenpract_200.jpg
"Hey!! Toss me a Coors!"
This is a much better picture than my mugshot.
broncosteven
08-17-2007, 02:39 PM
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"Hey!! Toss me a Coors!"
Is that Blue Country playing over there next to that Pink Elephant?
I Love me some Blue Country!
Los Broncos
08-17-2007, 03:10 PM
"Toss me a condom Bobo wants me"
sixtimeseight
08-17-2007, 03:31 PM
Yea, I've had two DUIs. So what, I'm still under the average for a KC citizen.
ZachKC
08-17-2007, 03:48 PM
Hey, Bronco fans would do their own grandmothers to have a defensive end as good as me.
bronco militia
08-17-2007, 03:57 PM
Hey, Bronco fans would do their own grandmothers to have a defensive end as good as me.
"speak for yourself, Jared"
ugh!~
broncosteven
08-17-2007, 04:03 PM
Hey, Bronco fans would do their own grandmothers to have a defensive end as good as me.
I am glad I didn't have to do my Grandmother to get Cutler, Henry, Graham, 3 DLine picks in the draft...who did KFC land to upgrade/reload over last 2 years?
KipCorrington25
08-17-2007, 04:07 PM
I'm number 69, get it? He he.
theAPAOps5
08-17-2007, 04:12 PM
"Hey where I come from it goes hgfecdab, you can't fail me on that, I'm illeterate."
broncosteven
08-17-2007, 04:13 PM
I'm number 69, get it? He he.
Looks more like he is "71" (69 with 2 fingers in butt....) in this pic...
bowtown
08-17-2007, 04:15 PM
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I swear... I just touched Croyle with my finger like this, and he crumpled to the ground crying.
Bob's your Information Minister
08-17-2007, 04:20 PM
Jared Allen crushes Jay Cutler's head.
SoCalBronco
08-17-2007, 04:23 PM
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Hey look over there....that sheep looks pretty hot. What a great ass. I hope Bob doesn't beat me to it.
BroncoStampede
08-17-2007, 04:52 PM
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"Hey Rosie O'Donnell, wait up I want your number before you leave."
RaiderH8r
08-17-2007, 04:58 PM
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"Hey you big titted man beast, you've got about this much of a chance that I won't come over there and make you my little piggy. Get ready to squeal beeeyatch!"
broncosteven
08-17-2007, 05:04 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0812/nfl_rd_jallenpract_200.jpg
I love Brady Croyle this much...
Beantown Bronco
08-17-2007, 05:18 PM
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0812/nfl_rd_jallenpract_200.jpg
Here's what I think KC's chances are of winning a SB in my lifetime.
sirhcyennek81
08-17-2007, 05:23 PM
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Yes its true, I have no dick.
:Broncos:
RunByDesign
08-17-2007, 07:39 PM
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"I've only had one - just one anabolic injection today, coach."
:strong: :strong:
joe9999
08-18-2007, 10:01 AM
Bob the stalker told me his penis was this big....
We have a winner!
elsid13
08-18-2007, 10:18 AM
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Hey Coach, can I be excused from practice? I want to help LJ find the nightlife in KC.