The official Travis Henry vs LJ thread

[24champ]

Preseason game 1

Travis- 5 attempts for 27 yards with a 5.4 YPC, also scored a touchdown

LJ- still holding out.

Winner- Travis Henry.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Now this is a thread. I mean god damn. My blood is boiling.

[KCStud]

Travis Henry couldn't hold LJ's jock

[Rock Chalk]

We'll see how bad LJ is without an all pro offensive line.

We know Travis Henry is capable of 1400 yards on one of the worst teams.

[Los Broncos]

TH is a pretty good back, but LJ has the edge.

But with LJ attitude and problems holding out, id take TH over him.

[Greybeard]

LJ did great behind a great O-line. So did Holmes before him, so LJ wasn't alone.
Now the O-line is not great. In fact, it stinks.

TH did great behind mediocre lines. Now the line is great.

Let's see what happens when the tables are turned before we crown LJ the winner here.

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[ZONA]

LJ did great behind a great O-line. So did Holmes before him, so LJ wasn't alone.
Now the O-line is not great. In fact, it stinks.

TH did great behind mediocre lines. Now the line is great.

Let's see what happens when the tables are turned before we crown LJ the winner here.

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pure genious - nothing more to add.

[elsid13]

Henry playing

LJ still looking for a night life in KC.

Winner Henry

[loborugger]

I seem to remember LJ doing some pretty incredible stuff in that Turkey Day game last year. There was more than once our boys had him dead to rights in the backfield and he dodged, juked, or spun his way into a 5 yd gain.

Nonetheless, DV was correct and LJ still hasnt taken the diaper off. I'll take Henry's attitude and effort over LJ's talent and maliase.

[Bronco Billy]

Travis Henry couldn't hold LJ's jock

He doesn't have to. LJ's holding his own jock, he doesn't have anything else to do.

[sixtimeseight]

I will wager anybody $500 that Henry will have more yards than LJ this year.

[RkyMtnThunder]

Henry playing

LJ still looking for a night life in KC.

Winner Henry

Actually LJ is out here in Tempe...which has a nightlife

might explain him not wanting to go to River Falls? lol

[bap454]

I will wager anybody $500 that Henry will have more yards than LJ this year.


Isnt that gambiling? Last thing I need is a phone call from the commish with all the crack down going on in the league.

[MechanicalBull]

If we are just basing these things off of stats only like the Croyle vs Cutler thread than Henry wins, Mike Bell wins, Heck any Bronco that ran for 1 yd or more has beaten LJ. :spit:

[24champ]

Pre-Season Week 2 update


LJ- Holdout


Travis Henry- TBD plays on Saturday.

Winner- Travis Henry. :~ohyah!:

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I will wager anybody $500 that Henry will have more yards than LJ this year.

Really?

[DBroncos4life]

Really?

I'll bet you a lifetime supply of condoms as well. At worst Im losing what a condom should Henry not out rush LJ

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I'll bet you a lifetime supply of condoms as well. At worst Im losing what a condom should Henry not out rush LJ

To be honest I'm not ever using a condom. If I ever get laid I want to see some hard evidence that will last for years and years. I'll be able to prove that I got laid with DNA evidence. BOOYAH!

[24champ]

To be honest I'm not ever using a condom. If I ever get laid I want to see some hard evidence that will last for years and years. I'll be able to prove that I got laid with DNA evidence. BOOYAH!

How you gonna get evidence when you like shemales?

[DBroncos4life]

To be honest I'm not ever using a condom. If I ever get laid I want to see some hard evidence that will last for years and years. I'll be able to prove that I got laid with DNA evidence. BOOYAH!

HIV?

[24champ]

HIV?

ah... thanks for answering my question DB.Ha!

[Beantown Bronco]

Croyle will have more picks than LJ will have rushing yards, for the first 10 games this year....

[RaiderH8r]

To be honest I'm not ever using a condom. If I ever get laid I want to see some hard evidence that will last for years and years. I'll be able to prove that I got laid with DNA evidence. BOOYAH!

You won't poop right for a week.

[frerottenextelway]

Henry is one of the better ones, and will probably run for more yards, but LJ is the 2nd best back in the league. He's also right in his holdout. KC wants to run the legs out of him before he ever sees FA.

[cousinal11]

You won't poop right for a week.

Freakin hilarious.

[kamakazi_kal]

Really?

i think it applies to people without a track record of not holding up their part of the bet

[RaiderH8r]

Really?

You're not interested in welching on another bet are you Boob?

[sixtimeseight]

Really?

Not you, of course. Unless you agree to use an escrow account and pay all the fees.

[SlipperyPete]

Pre-Season Week 2 update


LJ- Holdout


Travis Henry- TBD plays on Saturday.

Winner- Travis Henry. :~ohyah!:

Actually, I think I'd give this one to LJ.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Yeah, at least LJ didn't fumble this week.

[sixtimeseight]

Not you, of course. Unless you agree to use an escrow account and pay all the fees.

No? Didn't think so.

Next.

[RaiderH8r]

Yeah, at least LJ didn't fumble this week.

I did read that LJ dropped his beer and stubbed his toe on his end table and could be out 3-6 weeks. Hey, no one said holding out was easy to do.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Final preseason tally:

Larry Johnson - 4 yards per carry, 0 fumbles

Travis Henry - 3.5 yards per carry, 1 fumble

Winner: Larry Johnson

[Bronx33]

I wonder how LJs little hold out will affect his ypc? can he raise his game or did he take peterson to the cleaners (stay tuned folks) donut sales will skyrocket this year if LJ stinks it up.

[Bronx33]

Are the cheaps keeping 4 RBs for a reason?

[Bronx33]

I just read this on cheaps planet:

The only wide receiving GoChiefs does is when he's trying to fit the 12 inch sub in his mouth at one time.


LMAO!

[Orange_Beard]

Henry is up 9-0 in baby making.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Week 1:

Travis Henry - 139 yards

Larry Johnson - 43 yards

Winner: Travis Henry

[bamanjam]

How many gulps did Bob have to swallow before he made his post??? I am not a Bob masher either, because sometimes he does have something inteligent to say. Not often, but SOMETIMES!!!

[Kaylore]

It happens to all power backs who have more than 400 carries. They are out of the league within three years. :welcome:

[24champ]

Chiefs are teh suck. Looks like they found a home in the cellar of the AFC West, get comfortable there Cheffies.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

It happens to all power backs who have more than 400 carries. They are out of the league within three years. :welcome:

What the hell are you talking about? Larry looked good out there. He showed power and explosion. It's too bad we had to abandon the running game.

Would you like to pronounce LT's career dead? He had a really ****ty game today. Far ****tier than LJ's for sure.

[Northman]

Would you like to pronounce LT's career dead? He had a really ****ty game today. Far ****tier than LJ's for sure.

He did? LT scored both TDs for SD today which gave them the win. He threw for one and ran one in. How many TD's did LJ score?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

He did? LT scored both TDs for SD today which gave them the win. He threw for one and ran one in. How many TD's did LJ score?

LT was shut down. I don't give a **** that he threw to a wide open receiver and scored a 7-yard touchdown. He had 25 yards on 17 carries. If LJ had done that you'd be saying his career was over.

[Aardvark]

Week 1:

Travis Henry - 139 yards

Larry Johnson - 43 yards

Winner: Travis Henry


Actually Travis had 183 yards, if you count the 44 receiving yards. :strong:

[Dagmar]

He did? LT scored both TDs for SD today which gave them the win. He threw for one and ran one in. How many TD's did LJ score?

*raises hand*

"I know, I know!!! Was it F&^% all sir?"

[sixtimeseight]

I will wager anybody $500 that Henry will have more yards than LJ this year.



Now I see why nobody took me up on my wager. Damn I'm good.

[ohiobronco2]

What the hell are you talking about? Larry looked good out there. He showed power and explosion. It's too bad we had to abandon the running game.

Would you like to pronounce LT's career dead? He had a really ****ty game today. Far ****tier than LJ's for sure.

One back was facing perhaps the greatest D in the NFL. The other back, well, wasn't.

[Northman]

LT was shut down. I don't give a **** that he threw to a wide open receiver and scored a 7-yard touchdown. He had 25 yards on 17 carries. If LJ had done that you'd be saying his career was over.


Em, no. I would be saying what im saying now. LJ got shut down and didnt score dick. LT got shut down in terms of yardage but still made the plays necessary to win the game. HUGE difference Baba Booey.

[Doggcow]

LT Was going up against the best D in the league. They stacked the box every down and took him out of the game... almost.

[Doggcow]

On a side note, I'd take LJ over Henry any day.

[Bronx33]

LJ looked out of shape and not very interested (i wonder what would cause that?) ;)

[sixtimeseight]

On a side note, I'd take LJ over Henry any day.

So you want to take me up on my bet from earlier in the thread? No one has yet, not even KC trolls (surprise surprise)

[Bob's your Information Minister]

LJ looked out of shape and not very interested (i wonder what would cause that?) ;)

LJ is in great shape. As for his interest...

Chiefs running back Larry Johnson made a promise Sunday before leaving Reliant Stadium.

“I’m not going to let what happened today happen next week,” he said. “I’m going to get back to my old ways.”

“(Houston) took so much time off the clock it was hard to get into rhythm,” Johnson said. “I don’t know how many carries I had. All I know was that, when the fourth quarter came, I was ready to go.

“Now I’m going to have to look at what I need to do better so I can make sure it’s back to like it was last year.”

[Bronx33]

He was out of shape (deal with it bob) kinda like the whole team was only LJ a little more based on the fact he was holding out and hangin out with the OGs trying to come up with another hand gesture for his TDs.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

He was out of shape (deal with it bob)

It's been well documented that he was working extremely hard in Arizona during his holdout to keep fit. He showed up carved out of stone.

[cutthemdown]

What the hell are you talking about? Larry looked good out there. He showed power and explosion. It's too bad we had to abandon the running game.

Would you like to pronounce LT's career dead? He had a really ****ty game today. Far ****tier than LJ's for sure.

LOL at comparing the Texans defense to the Bears.

[Bronx33]

Stone boy (got stoned) 10 for 43

[Kaylore]

Henry: 26 for 128 4.9 per carry

Johnson: 16 for 55 3.4 per carry

Looks like Henry is starting to pull away with this one!

[Bronx33]

With every subpar game LJ plays a box of donuts loses it's life.

[Kaylore]

This going right up to the top of the page. ;D

[KCStud]

Henry: 26 for 128 4.9 per carry

Johnson: 16 for 55 3.4 per carry

Looks like Henry is starting to pull away with this one!


LJ anyday. Henry has played against the Bills and the overated Faiders D. LJ plays against the Texans(good DL and still gets 4.3 YPC) and Bears D.

[Dukes]

LJ anyday. Henry has played against the Bills and the overated Faiders D. LJ plays against the Texans(good DL and still gets 4.3 YPC) and Bears D.

:Whaaaa!: :vermeil: :Whaaaa!: :vermeil:

[Bronx33]

LJ anyday. Henry has played against the Bills and the overated Faiders D. LJ plays against the Texans(good DL and still gets 4.3 YPC) and Bears D.


Sooooooooooooooooo he sucks vs good teams then?

[KCStud]

Sooooooooooooooooo he sucks vs good teams then?

Never said that. Bears have a good D and KC is one of the most one dim. teams in the league. We'll see by week 8.

[Bronx33]

Never said that. Bears have a good D and KC is one of the most one dim. teams in the league. We'll see by week 8.


Nothing is going to change by week 8....

[KCStud]

Nothing is going to change by week 8....

You're probably right. Denver will still be giving up 160 YPC every game, except when they play LT and LJ. They should get 200+

[Kaylore]

You're probably right. Denver will still be giving up 160 YPC every game, except when they play LT and LJ. They should get 200+

Do you think changing the subject works, SheepStud? Do you think we'll forget that we won and your team is a bunch of failures?

[Bronx33]

Ya what kaylore said...

[Broncos24]

You're probably right. Denver will still be giving up 160 YPC every game, except when they play LT and LJ. They should get 200+

That's why I respect the Faiders troll here than Chefs fan. They just won't accept the reality that their team SUCKS!!!

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Travis Henry is obviously playing with a lot of confidence right now. I'm guessing that comes from facing Denver's run defense in practice everyday...

[Bronx33]

Wow then he should be able to walk all over the cheaps D then..

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Wow then he should be able to walk all over the cheaps D then..

Our defense > your defense.

[theAPAOps5]

Man Bob just going all around the board embarrassing yourself. Our Defense is 2-0 and yours is 0-2. Thats all that matters to me and you will continue to lose.

[Bronx33]

Believe the opposite of whatever i say guy has struck again..

[azbroncfan]

Our defense > your defense.

2006 RAIDERS Offense > 2007 Queef offense

[SoCalBronco]

Winner: Travis Henry

[SoCalBronco]

Our defense > your defense.

Denver Defense: 9 points per game given up
Kansas City Defense: 13 points per game given up

Advantage: Denver

Denver Defense: 218.5 yards per game given up
Kansas City Defense: 277.0 yards per game given up

Advantage: Denver

Winner: Denver

[Kaylore]

Denver Defense: 9 points per game given up
Kansas City Defense: 13 points per game given up

Advantage: Denver

Denver Defense: 218.5 yards per game given up
Kansas City Defense: 277.0 yards per game given up

Advantage: Denver

Winner: Denver

LOL It's too easy. Does he try and make it this easy?

[sixtimeseight]

LJ anyday. Henry has played against the Bills and the overated Faiders D. LJ plays against the Texans(good DL and still gets 4.3 YPC) and Bears D.

So you want to take me up on my bet then?

[sixtimeseight]

You're probably right. Denver will still be giving up 160 YPC every game, except when they play LT and LJ. They should get 200+

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[sixtimeseight]

Travis Henry is obviously playing with a lot of confidence right now. I'm guessing that comes from facing Denver's run defense in practice everyday...

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[Florida_Bronco]

LOL It's too easy. Does he try and make it this easy?

He's really slipping, and I mean badly. He used to be able to quote stats with the best of them. Now he is even ****ing that up and he still doesn't understand football.

[Punisher]

im going out on a limb here but i think Travis Henry the way hes going might win the MVP

[TheReverend]

You're probably right. Denver will still be giving up 160 YPC every game, except when they play LT and LJ. They should get 200+

160 YPC? I didnt think that was possible? Do they go from the 1 yard line, stop at the end zone, rush back 60 yards and then RUN in it?!??!

We really do suck!

[bowtown]

im going out on a limb here but i think Travis Henry the way hes going might win the MVP

Not if he doesn't start scoring some TDs.

[Greybeard]

Not if he doesn't start scoring some TDs.
Well, let's hope the guys in front of Henry start doing a better job, especially
on the right side, so he can gain some honors and help us toward a
championship . . .

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[24champ]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070923/capt.0f6361bce7e24b349e2fff8e581936e8.vikings_chie fs_football_mocr116.jpg

LJ with a whopping 50 carries for 140 yds making that 2.8 yds per carry so far this season! Oh and zip, zero, nada TDs for LJ. Meanwhile Travis Henry has 60 carries for 302 yds making that 5.0 yds per carry and he also a TD.

Winner: Babymaker :thumbs:

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Travis Henry: Done for the year.

LJ: Will most certainly play.

Winner: LARRY JOHNSON!!!

[Popps]

Travis Henry: Done for the year.

LJ: Will most certainly play.

Winner: LARRY JOHNSON!!!

It's the only way Johnson has a chance.

Hell, Selvin Young might catch up with him.

[Steve Prefontaine]

Travis Henry: Done for the year.

LJ: Will most certainly play.

Winner: LARRY JOHNSON!!!
LJ will need all those extra games to catch TH.

[ZachKC]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[24champ]

How is Larry Johnson these days? Still nursing that sore mangina? :spit:


Winner: Henry.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Winner: Larry Johnson

[Florida_Bronco]

Ummmm...did Travis Henry not out produce the mangina last year?

[24champ]

LJ= Stuck in S***hole City.

Henry= Not in Sh*** hole City.


Winner= Henry.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Winner: Larry Johnson

Co-Losers: Selvin Young and Travis Henry