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Hotrod
07-20-2007, 03:18 PM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BUSH_COLONOSCOPY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-07-20-12-26-05

By DEB RIECHMANN
Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush will have a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

:)

Rigs11
07-20-2007, 03:26 PM
Anyone want to bet that we have some sort of attack while Dick is in charge?

Bronco_Beerslug
07-20-2007, 03:28 PM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BUSH_COLONOSCOPY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-07-20-12-26-05
By DEB RIECHMANN
Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush will have a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.
:)Why, can't he do it without going under? How you like to have that job (looking up Bush's arse)?

Spider
07-20-2007, 03:34 PM
Ok .......... Mr President bend over and assume the position ........ No Laura you cant have a turn ........
http://www.radioinc.com/oscmax/catalog/images/Dobsonian12_lo.jpg

theAPAOps5
07-20-2007, 03:42 PM
Anyone want to bet that we have some sort of attack while Dick is in charge?

I am sure that will be what gaffney will claim.

Stormontheplains
07-20-2007, 03:43 PM
Why, can't he do it without going under? How you like to have that job (looking up Bush's arse)?

I hear when Hillary get's checked they recomend a small building or water tower tied to your leg in case you fall in.:welcome:

Hotrod
07-20-2007, 03:45 PM
Ok this is not my material but funny anyway.

"I just wish they would put all of his "policy changes" on the camera before they stuck it in"

Ha!

theAPAOps5
07-20-2007, 03:46 PM
http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/politicalblog/wp-content/thumb-news04thumb.jpg

Bush Post Op

"Boy Howdy that dagum thing was this big. I tell you what I was like whoa Doc we have a saying in Texas. Full me once Shame on You...... Fool me twice..... um...... A fooled man never gets fooled again. You dig."

gunns
07-20-2007, 03:46 PM
Won't they have to remove Cheney before doing that procedure?

Spider
07-20-2007, 03:46 PM
I hear when Hillary get's checked they recomend a small building or water tower tied to your leg in case you fall in.:welcome:

and people wonder why Bill chased other women ;D

Smiling Assassin27
07-20-2007, 03:49 PM
Anyone want to bet that we have some sort of attack while Dick is in charge?



Over/under on 'police actions' during W's a$$ probe is set at 6 in Vegas...

Garcia Bronco
07-20-2007, 04:00 PM
Oh god...I about had a heart attack

defenseman
07-20-2007, 05:39 PM
20 minute to 1/2 hour procedure normally. 45 minutes tops. No way , no attack...dman

Spider
07-20-2007, 05:47 PM
Hey I see uranus from here ........come off it someone had to make the joke ;D

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
07-20-2007, 05:56 PM
***BREAKING NEWS**** Bush stepping down Cheney taking control

Breaking news?

Only if we hit a time warp and this is January 2001.

REB
07-20-2007, 05:59 PM
I can't believe I haven't read yet that They will find that President Bush is full of $hit.

Hotrod
07-20-2007, 06:09 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290160,00.html

Ok fine is this one new enough

baja
07-20-2007, 06:42 PM
I wonder if the team of Doctors will have to sign an non discloser agreement seeing how they will have access to all that inside information...

baja
07-20-2007, 06:43 PM
damn that's funny

TheDave
07-21-2007, 01:04 AM
"...Cheney taking control"

Careful Hotrod... That insinuates that Cheney isn't already in control. I would hate for you to be labeled and enemy combatant and just "Disappear"