View Full Version : Good news for Utah Maners!
TerrElway
07-20-2007, 01:33 PM
Just talked to a buddy of mine "in the know" in the SLC media.
All 4 Broncos pre-season games will be shown locally on KJZZ channel 14 here in Utah. As far as he knows they will be shown live!
Just thought I'd share.:thumbsup:
BABronco
07-20-2007, 01:45 PM
Dang mormons getting more bronco games than me probably!!!
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 01:49 PM
Just talked to a buddy of mine "in the know" in the SLC media.
All 4 Broncos pre-season games will be shown locally on KJZZ channel 14 here in Utah. As far as he knows they will be shown live!
Just thought I'd share.:thumbsup:
Dude, that is AWESOME if it's true. I used to hack into my DirecTv box to get local Denver channels, just so I could watch the preseason games. DirecTv, selfish bastards that they are, went and changed the technology on all their cards so that wouldn't be possible anymore.
Thanks for the info! It makes sense for them to do it, because there are a lot of Broncos fans here.
TerrElway
07-20-2007, 01:50 PM
Dang mormons getting more bronco games than me probably!!!
It's one of the perks of being LDS. Right after getting to eat a lot of Jell-o and being asked how many wives we have. See? Here's the list.
1 - you get to eat lots of Jell-o
2- Everywhere you go, people will ask how many wives you have
3- You get to see A LOT of Bronco games
It is one nice thing about living in Utah. Last year, I got all 16 Bronco games on TV without having to buy Sunday Ticket and I get to see the Broncos reports on Fox Sports Rocky Mountain.
TerrElway
07-20-2007, 01:52 PM
Dude, that is AWESOME if it's true. I used to hack into my DirecTv box to get local Denver channels, just so I could watch the preseason games. DirecTv, selfish bastards that they are, went and changed the technology on all their cards so that wouldn't be possible anymore.
Thanks for the info! It makes sense for them to do it, because there are a lot of Broncos fans here.
It's true. They are in the process of finalizing right now.
They tried to get the deal done last year but it was too expensive. They will also be showing Raider pre-season games locally but from what my friend said, the Bronco games would be live and a couple of the Raider games would be tape delay.
gunns
07-20-2007, 02:03 PM
That's great! I have NFL Network but they often showed the games at 3 in the morning.
LOL at your list. During the Olympics I was asked how many wives my husband had. I told them none.
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 02:09 PM
That's great! I have NFL Network but they often showed the games at 3 in the morning.
LOL at your list. During the Olympics I was asked how many wives my husband had. I told them none.
I still have no idea why anyone would want more than one wife. The sex would be cool, I guess - for a few months. Then, it would get old, and you'd be stuck with twice the bills, twice the energy necessary to make a marriage work, and that whole secondary element of having to keep them all getting along.
No thanks.
TerrElway
07-20-2007, 02:26 PM
I still have no idea why anyone would want more than one wife. The sex would be cool, I guess - for a few months. Then, it would get old, and you'd be stuck with twice the bills, twice the energy necessary to make a marriage work, and that whole secondary element of having to keep them all getting along.
No thanks.
Sex? What's that? I have 4 kids which means my wife's list of priorities are:
1. kid
2. kid
3. kid
4. kid
5. church job
6. regular job
7. decorate house constantly
8. friends
9. go to lunch
10. change my hairstyle for the 4th time this month
345. make sure husband sees me naked as I get out of the shower so I can count that as "putting out" then maybe he'll get off my back...literally.
Polygamy is just 3 or 4 women who you can't get to give it up instead of 1. No thanks. :P
Of course the polygs probably rule with an iron fist and beat wives who won't do their "wifely duty" or have them brainwashed that they are going to hell if they don't get their ankles in the air.
BABronco
07-20-2007, 02:30 PM
It's one of the perks of being LDS. Right after getting to eat a lot of Jell-o and being asked how many wives we have. See? Here's the list.
1 - you get to eat lots of Jell-o
2- Everywhere you go, people will ask how many wives you have
3- You get to see A LOT of Bronco games
It is one nice thing about living in Utah. Last year, I got all 16 Bronco games on TV without having to buy Sunday Ticket and I get to see the Broncos reports on Fox Sports Rocky Mountain.
Dang in that case we need to get some mormons down in Oklahoma.
I used to have it made here with Direct TV and TiVo with Sunday Ticket now the best I can do is Dish Network with no DVR and 100 bucks a month for programing and no Sunday Ticket available.
I get local channels out of LA and Atlanta. Guess how many Bronco games i'll be getting, not many!
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 02:36 PM
I used to have it made here with Direct TV and TiVo with Sunday Ticket now the best I can do is Dish Network with no DVR and 100 bucks a month for programing and no Sunday Ticket available.
I get local channels out of LA and Atlanta. Guess how many Bronco games i'll be getting, not many!
No DirecTv down there?
Sex? What's that? I have 4 kids which means my wife's list of priorities are:
1. kid
2. kid
3. kid
4. kid
5. church job
6. regular job
7. decorate house constantly
8. friends
9. go to lunch
10. change my hairstyle for the 4th time this month
345. make sure husband sees me naked as I get out of the shower so I can count that as "putting out" then maybe he'll get off my back...literally.
Polygamy is just 3 or 4 women who you can't get to give it up instead of 1. No thanks. :P
Of course the polygs probably rule with an iron fist and beat wives who won't do their "wifely duty" or have them brainwashed that they are going to hell if they don't get their ankles in the air.
I always laugh when husbands complain their wives are reluctant to have sex with them. What they are really saying is they are pigs in bed and the wife would rather have sex with Leo vibrator than Mr. 30 second man.
Friendly tip; if you have to beg your wife for sex don't tell anyone.
No DirecTv down there?
Not any more. They shrunk the footprint. I get 4 channels and when they install Dish today Direct TV goes in the trash.
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 02:45 PM
Not any more. They shrunk the footprint. I get 4 channels and when they install Dish today Direct TV goes in the trash.
Man, that sucks. Although, the only redeeming quality about DirecTv is Sunday Ticket. But that's a big redeeming quality!
Kaylore
07-20-2007, 02:47 PM
Awesome stuff, guys. It made me like Utah a little more.
Requiem
07-20-2007, 02:50 PM
I have never been to Utah, is it really teh sux?
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 03:02 PM
I have never been to Utah, is it really teh sux?
You should ask freak6. He loves it!
Paladin
07-20-2007, 03:27 PM
The sex? Or Utah?
RkyMtnThunder
07-20-2007, 03:30 PM
You guys have a TV station named Kjizz? And there is no adult pay per view on that channel?
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 03:32 PM
The sex? Or Utah?
freak6? I doubt it's the sex. I think his sheer prowess in that regard would make most women die of heart attacks. There's seriously very little he doesn't do better than every other human, save Dominik Hixon. His awesomeness is virtually unsurpassed.
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 03:34 PM
You guys have a TV station named Kjizz? And there is no adult pay per view on that channel?
It's free here. Another perk of being Mormon.
RkyMtnThunder
07-20-2007, 03:35 PM
It's free here. Another perk of being Mormon.
Mormons get free porn? wow!
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 03:36 PM
Mormons get free porn? wow!
You betcha, chester! Tax write-offs, too!
Mormons get free porn? wow!
Which raises the question what does LDS really stand for?
TerrElway
07-20-2007, 05:04 PM
I always laugh when husbands complain their wives are reluctant to have sex with them. What they are really saying is they are pigs in bed and the wife would rather have sex with Leo vibrator than Mr. 30 second man.
Friendly tip; if you have to beg your wife for sex don't tell anyone.
Ya see, it's an age old joke between the males of the species. No matter how often the lovin' happens we want it more and even if we are fully satisfied, we still joke that we aren't having it enough.
All in that post was said tongue firmly in cheek.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take the next 15 seconds (30? What're you joking?) and tackle my barefoot wife in the kitchen and have my selfish way with her! :D
Ya see, it's an age old joke between the males of the species. No matter how often the lovin' happens we want it more and even if we are fully satisfied, we still joke that we aren't having it enough.
All in that post was said tongue firmly in cheek.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take the next 15 seconds (30? What're you joking?)<b> and tackle my barefoot wife in the kitchen and have my selfish way with her! :D</b>
Ah ha I knew it!!!!
Oh and I wrote that earlier post with my wife looking over my shoulder and it did pay great dividends. ;D j/k
DomCasual
07-20-2007, 05:16 PM
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Ah ha I knew it!!!!
Oh and I wrote that earlier post with my wife looking over my shoulder and it did pay great dividends. ;D j/k
WAY too much information there, man. :)
Spider
07-20-2007, 05:45 PM
Lucky ....we dont get crap here in Wyoming for preseason games .........
Sex? What's that? I have 4 kids which means my wife's list of priorities are:
1. kid
2. kid
3. kid
4. kid
5. church job
6. regular job
7. decorate house constantly
8. friends
9. go to lunch
10. change my hairstyle for the 4th time this month
345. make sure husband sees me naked as I get out of the shower so I can count that as "putting out" then maybe he'll get off my back...literally.
Polygamy is just 3 or 4 women who you can't get to give it up instead of 1. No thanks. :P
Of course the polygs probably rule with an iron fist and beat wives who won't do their "wifely duty" or have them brainwashed that they are going to hell if they don't get their ankles in the air.
My old marriage was just like this but we did not have kids and my wife did not work for the church :hitself:
gunns
07-20-2007, 09:43 PM
Sex? What's that? I have 4 kids which means my wife's list of priorities are:
1. kid
2. kid
3. kid
4. kid
5. church job
6. regular job
7. decorate house constantly
8. friends
9. go to lunch
10. change my hairstyle for the 4th time this month
345. make sure husband sees me naked as I get out of the shower so I can count that as "putting out" then maybe he'll get off my back...literally.
Polygamy is just 3 or 4 women who you can't get to give it up instead of 1. No thanks. :P
Of course the polygs probably rule with an iron fist and beat wives who won't do their "wifely duty" or have them brainwashed that they are going to hell if they don't get their ankles in the air.
It's probably 1 thru 4 that gives sex another meaning to your wife.