dragondawg
07-14-2007, 08:45 PM
In the stable of half-retarded mules that are ESPN’s sports writers, Len Pasquarelli usually stands out like a shining steed. Then, he dropped this featured missive for the world to digest. In this groundbreaking article, Pasquarelli boldly proclaims that the Broncos will do the same stuff they always do. Big Len’s sage-like analytical skills suggest that the Broncos seem to like to run the ball. Maybe, just maybe, they’ll also have trouble finding auxillary receivers for the QB to throw to. And Len points out that Mike Shanahan’s still the coach, and he’s doing things the way he’s always done them.
Politely, Len left out the last piece, where the Broncos secondary gets maimed by Peyton Manning in an early dismissal from the playoffs. Thanks Len!
And if you liked that piece by Pasquarelli, check out some of his upcoming articles:
“Wow, That Water Is Really Wet”
“Gravity Not Comprimising”
“Peyton Manning Expected to Keep Passing”
“Republicans, Democrats Disagree”
“This Earth Is Really, Really Round”
http://predominantlyorange.com/2007/07/14/breaking-news-broncos-will-do-the-same-stuff-they-always-do/
Politely, Len left out the last piece, where the Broncos secondary gets maimed by Peyton Manning in an early dismissal from the playoffs. Thanks Len!
And if you liked that piece by Pasquarelli, check out some of his upcoming articles:
“Wow, That Water Is Really Wet”
“Gravity Not Comprimising”
“Peyton Manning Expected to Keep Passing”
“Republicans, Democrats Disagree”
“This Earth Is Really, Really Round”
http://predominantlyorange.com/2007/07/14/breaking-news-broncos-will-do-the-same-stuff-they-always-do/