Babe
06-28-2007, 09:08 PM
Broncos One
The Beginning
1. In the beginning Jon Elway created the heavens and Mile High Stadium
2. Now the Stadium formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of John was hovering over the Rockies
3. And John said, “Let there be Football,” and there was Football.
4. John saw that the football was good, and he separated the Broncos from the Raiders,
5. John called the Broncos good, “and the darkness he called Raiders”. And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day
6. And John said, “Let there be an expanse between Mile High Stadium to separate Good from Evil.”
7. So John made the expanse and separated Oakland from Denver. And it was so.
8. John called the expanse the separation of Upper Class living with the Ghetto. And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.
9. And John said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and be transformed to BEER at Coor’s Brewery. And it was so.
10. John called the dry ground Oakland and then gathered all the trash and crack and put it there. And John saw that it was good there.
11. Then John said, “Let the land Denver produce Superbowl victories; And it was so
12. And John saw that it was good.
13. And there was evening, and there was morning-the third day
14. And God said, “Let there be lights in Mile High so we could have Monday night football, and let them serve as signs to mark football seasons so everyone would know when it is time to kick the living **** out of the Raiders.
15. And let there be lights in the parking lot so we can see when my followers tailgate. And it was so
16. John made two great lights-the greater light to govern the Stadium and the lesser light to govern the parking lot. He also made the pro bowl.
17. John set light next to Bucky to light Mile High and the parking lot.
18. And God saw that it was good
19. And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day
20. And John said “Let the Raiders Suck”. And it was so
21. So John created Jake Plummer, Rod Smith, Eddie Mac, Clinton Portis to make sure. And John saw that it was good
22. John blessed them and said, “Kick Ass and increase the number of Bronco Fans.
23. And there was evening, and there was morning-the fifth day
24. And John said, “Let Denver produce beautiful young women and the Oakland fans should only mate according to their kinds: livestocks, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind. And it was so
25. John moved the Gangsters to Oakland and called them second class citizens according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And John saw that it was good.
26. Then John said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the Raiders and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth and over the creatures that move along the ground.”
27. So God created Meck 77 in his own image. In the image of John he created him; male and female he created them
28. God blessed them and said to them, “Be Bronco Fans and increase in number; fill Mile High and cheer in your church. Rule over the scum bag Raiders.
29. Then John said, “I give you every offensive and defensive weapon to crush Oakland. They will be yours to embarrass them.
30. And to all the Fans of Mile High, I give you hot dogs and burgers for food.” And it was so
31. John saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning0the sixth day
32. On the seventh day, John sat on the couch, drank a Coors, and watched the Broncos beat Oakland.
33. On the eighth day, John bought an Arena team and said “I will call it the Colorado Crush and they will win an Arena Bowl”…and it was so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then????????
The Beginning
1. In the beginning Jon Elway created the heavens and Mile High Stadium
2. Now the Stadium formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of John was hovering over the Rockies
3. And John said, “Let there be Football,” and there was Football.
4. John saw that the football was good, and he separated the Broncos from the Raiders,
5. John called the Broncos good, “and the darkness he called Raiders”. And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day
6. And John said, “Let there be an expanse between Mile High Stadium to separate Good from Evil.”
7. So John made the expanse and separated Oakland from Denver. And it was so.
8. John called the expanse the separation of Upper Class living with the Ghetto. And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.
9. And John said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and be transformed to BEER at Coor’s Brewery. And it was so.
10. John called the dry ground Oakland and then gathered all the trash and crack and put it there. And John saw that it was good there.
11. Then John said, “Let the land Denver produce Superbowl victories; And it was so
12. And John saw that it was good.
13. And there was evening, and there was morning-the third day
14. And God said, “Let there be lights in Mile High so we could have Monday night football, and let them serve as signs to mark football seasons so everyone would know when it is time to kick the living **** out of the Raiders.
15. And let there be lights in the parking lot so we can see when my followers tailgate. And it was so
16. John made two great lights-the greater light to govern the Stadium and the lesser light to govern the parking lot. He also made the pro bowl.
17. John set light next to Bucky to light Mile High and the parking lot.
18. And God saw that it was good
19. And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day
20. And John said “Let the Raiders Suck”. And it was so
21. So John created Jake Plummer, Rod Smith, Eddie Mac, Clinton Portis to make sure. And John saw that it was good
22. John blessed them and said, “Kick Ass and increase the number of Bronco Fans.
23. And there was evening, and there was morning-the fifth day
24. And John said, “Let Denver produce beautiful young women and the Oakland fans should only mate according to their kinds: livestocks, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind. And it was so
25. John moved the Gangsters to Oakland and called them second class citizens according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And John saw that it was good.
26. Then John said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the Raiders and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth and over the creatures that move along the ground.”
27. So God created Meck 77 in his own image. In the image of John he created him; male and female he created them
28. God blessed them and said to them, “Be Bronco Fans and increase in number; fill Mile High and cheer in your church. Rule over the scum bag Raiders.
29. Then John said, “I give you every offensive and defensive weapon to crush Oakland. They will be yours to embarrass them.
30. And to all the Fans of Mile High, I give you hot dogs and burgers for food.” And it was so
31. John saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning0the sixth day
32. On the seventh day, John sat on the couch, drank a Coors, and watched the Broncos beat Oakland.
33. On the eighth day, John bought an Arena team and said “I will call it the Colorado Crush and they will win an Arena Bowl”…and it was so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then????????