John Wayne & Elvis had 40-60 pounds of fecal matter in them when they died

[ZONA]

Atopsy reports, according to the show I watched last night, said John Wayne had 40+ pounds of fecal matter in his colon when he died. Elvis has 60+ pounds of fecal matter. That their colons had been stretched from the normal 2.5 inches in diameter to 6 inches but the passage way was still less then 1 inch. That means the walls of the colon are caked with $hit from years and years. Man, can this be true? Does the colon actually hold on to your crap for that long and let it build up like that?

Is it just me or does that sound extreme? The show went on, a doctor and healthfood store owner along with other leading medical experts say that millions of americans have so much fecal matter stuck up in us that it's one of the leading reasons why we get sick so much. They say fecal matter (crap basically) is stuck to the lining of our colon and is trapped there and that it hosts parasites, bacteria and likewise. They say you should have 2 to 3 bowel movements a day. The colon absorbs nutrients and water and when that tries to pass through the cake walls of $hit, it gets bacteria in it and stuff and then puts that back in our bodies, thus we have problems.

Anywone every have their colon cleaned or did it themselves? Just curious if indeed the average american under 40 years old has this much built up fecal matter stored in them. Sounds gross but when you did your cleaning, what did you see?

[Beantown Bronco]

Oh well....I WAS enjoying my "hungry-size" bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

[Sean]

This sure beats the sh!t out of a Hixon thread.

[bronco militia]

hmmmmmm....this seems like a baja thread

[Hotrod]

This has potential written all over it.

[55CrushEm]

I wouldn't worry.....just eat a bowl of Kellogg's All Bran every day (get the buds, it looks like rabbit food).....

One-third of a cup has 51% of your RDA of fiber !!! I eat 1/2 cup in the morning, and 1/2 cup in the afternoon......I'm all set.

[Spider]

you are full of shít ....... Literally:~ohyah!:

[orange 4 life]

this is the stuff that scares me, since all the meds ive had to take for my back are constipating.
ive already had my intestines start to shut down, and while we got 'em going again, its still more like a bowel movement every 3 days instead of 3 a day.

hopefully getting off the meds (im decreasing them now) will fix the problem.

[footstepsfrom#27]

Think what Kris Jenkins is hangin' onto. ;D

[bendog]

Yeah a baja thread. On that note, when I have my colonoscopy later this year, I have to drink this evil **** for three days to clean me out. Will this work the same as one of baja's colonics or colonblow or will I still have all the colon placque?

[fontaine]

Anywone every have their colon cleaned or did it themselves?

Hold on there partner.

For the uneducated like myself, how in the world would you even begin to administer a self colonic?

:kiddingme

[azbroncfan]

Well when you quit SH!TT!NG it is a sign you are dying and basically poisoning yourself. I don't doubt it.

[TheDave]

Not true....

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

[fuzzy]

:worthless

[ZachKC]

Not a good read to give your day a jumpstart.

[orangeatheist]

I guess this is the silver lining to having IBS.

[bendog]

Hold on there partner.

For the uneducated like myself, how in the world would you even begin to administer a self colonic?

:kiddingme

There are two schools of thought on this matter. One involves a jar of vaseline and a garden hose with the metal end removed (unless you're a chef's fan and like it "rough") or colonblow.

http://www.colonblow.com/

http://www.colonblow.com/images/poop_7.jpg

[ZONA]

Think what Kris Jenkins is hangin' onto. ;D

OMG - I just had a nasty vision. A doctor doing a colon check on Jenkins and Sam Adams and Big Daddy all on the same day. Throw away the shovel, time to rent the bobcat.

[ZONA]

There are two schools of thought on this matter. One involves a jar of vaseline and a garden hose with the metal end removed (unless you're a chef's fan and like it "rough") or colonblow.

http://www.colonblow.com/

http://www.colonblow.com/images/poop_7.jpg

Oh nasty - they showed that on the show last night. One lady said she had to pull the black cord from her anus and this is what came out. She asked the doctor if it was normal and he said it was common. Seeing that makes you want to detox or get clean or whatever. Having that inside you? Makes me want to puke.

[bendog]

I like doing colonblow at work cause it leaves the men's room soooo nasty.

[fontaine]

I like doing colonblow at work cause it leaves the men's room soooo nasty.

Hilarious!

http://store4.yimg.com/I/colonblow_1738_64184

[bronclvr]

OMG - I just had a nasty vision. A doctor doing a colon check on Jenkins and Sam Adams and Big Daddy all on the same day. Throw away the shovel, time to rent the bobcat.

I just spit Coffee all over myself with that one-too funny!

[DomCasual]

Was the show you were watching, by chance, an infomercial?

[Los Broncos]

I take a pill every once and a while to avoid this.

[Los Broncos]

I like doing colonblow at work cause it leaves the men's room soooo nasty.

I like bombing a burger king or subway bathroom once in a while.

[bendog]

What's the pill. That colonblow mix with water is naaaaasty. They use ground up corn husks for fiber.

[ZONA]

I was just thinking about it, what kind of name is COLON BLOW? For god sake, it sounds like our asses are gonna blow like a volcano or something if we take that. Not COLON CLEAN or COLON DOCTOR, but COLON BLOW. Sheesh, I mean cmon. Now all they need is a picture on the front showing some anus eruption to scare us all away,,,,,,,,,hahahahaha.



No Dom, not an infomerical. It's a show on all the time with medical products for sale. Different guests are invited on that have good products with good feeback. They do want to sell you stuff but nothing wrong with trying to sell somebody something that is good for them. I have no doubts we all have fecal cake up in our colons, some more then others, but we probably do need to clean up some. Especially if people have those cord like things that look like sausage on the links coming out of their anus (insert dry heave).

[Los Broncos]

Heres what i take. Works good.

[Crushaholic]

I'm guessing a foodjack isn't appropriate in this case?ROFL!

[-Slap-]

Not true....

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

This one will live forever it seems.

[Beej]

I was just thinking about it, what kind of name is COLON BLOW? For god sake, it sounds like our asses are gonna blow like a volcano or something if we take that. Not COLON CLEAN or COLON DOCTOR, but COLON BLOW. Sheesh, I mean cmon. Now all they need is a picture on the front showing some anus eruption to scare us all away,,,,,,,,,hahahahaha.


I think they ripped it off from the Saturday Night Live skit.

http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Colon_Blow.htm

[Crushaholic]

BTW, if you're one of those people who believe Elvis faked his own death, he couldn't possibly be the one upon whom they conducted the autopsy...

[ZONA]

Thanks for the link - I knew it had to be false. When I heard that guy say some of us were walking around with 40 poinds of fecal matter in us and we didn't even know it, that was a flat out lie. And John Wayne never even had an atopsy and this loser said he did? What a fucup. Nothing but a lyin asshole just trying to sell his ****. Fuchim

[baja]

:worthless

http://www.blessedherbs.com/colon-cleansing-images/linda.jpg

[baja]

Hold on there partner.

For the uneducated like myself, how in the world would you even begin to administer a self colonic?

:kiddingme

http://www.spasamui.com/