Cobert ,weather forecast are the Devils horoscope

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Colbert: 'Weather forecasts are the devil's horoscope'
David Edwards and Muriel Kane
Published: Tuesday June 19, 2007

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On Monday's The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert offered "a tip of the hat to Republicans. According to a recent Gallop poll, 68% of them do not believe in evolution."

"Clearly the brave anti-evolution stances of Tom Tancredo, Sam Brownback, and Mike Huckabee have got science on the run," Colbert continued. "Now's the time to press our tack. So Congressman Tancredo, from now on you don't believe in geology either. Diamonds are just Jesus's tears. And Senator Brownback, meteorology is a myth. Weather forecasts are the devil's horoscope. And Governor Huckabee, you can stop believing in statistics. In fact, stop believing in math altogether. That just might help the Republicans feel better when the 2008 election results come in."

The following video is from Comedy Channels's Colbert Report, broadcast on June 18.

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John Stewart bust Condi Rice on the Middle east
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Jon Stewart and Aasif Mandvi report fake news from Gaza
David Edwards and Muriel Kane
Published: Tuesday June 19, 2007

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On Monday's Daily Show, Jon Stewart played a year-old clip of Condi Rice saying, "What we're seeing here ... is the birth pangs of a new Middle East," before declaring, "Where is this [****ing] baby already?"

Stewart then showed scenes of chaos in Gaza, including Hamas gunmen raiding Fatah's headquarters. "Drinking Abbas's water, sitting at his desk, and talking on his phone," complained Stewart. "What a totally lame way to humiliate your enemy. 'I'm in your office, dude!'"

Stewart turned to "senior Gaza correspondent" Aasif Mandvi, who declared, "All is well on President Bush's roadmap for Mideast peace! .. The plan called for Israel to pull out of Gaza. Done. Palestinian elections in 2006. Check. Full-blown civil war. Check."

"Are you suggesting that our plan was to create a civil war? asked Stewart, to which Mandvi replied, "Every good democracy-spreader knows no state can be considered stable until it's gone through a good old-fashioned brother-on-brother killfest."

The following video is from Comedy Channel's Daily Show, broadcast on June 18.

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Stewart then showed scenes of chaos in Gaza, including Hamas gunmen raiding Fatah's headquarters. "Drinking Abbas's water, sitting at his desk, and talking on his phone," complained Stewart. "What a totally lame way to humiliate your enemy. 'I'm in your office, dude!'