View Full Version : Hixon: Jay Cutler will not see the field in 07
TheReverend
06-19-2007, 02:18 PM
Because every punt and kick will be easily returned for a TD by Hixon. By the time the offense sees the field (which can only possibly happen by course of turnover), Ramsey will be playing mop up, and simply throw a screen to Hixon for another score. Hixon will also end the season as the NFLs career high points scorer.
Los Broncos
06-19-2007, 02:20 PM
Didn't you see that thread about hixon never seeing a down in the nfl.
TheReverend
06-19-2007, 02:25 PM
Didn't you see that thread about hixon never seeing a down in the nfl.
That's true as well... he won't see a down in the NFL because he'll be moving with such blinding speed even his own superhuman retinas won't be able to comprehend.
Because every punt and kick will be easily returned for a TD by Hixon. By the time the offense sees the field (which can only possibly happen by course of turnover), Ramsey will be playing mop up, and simply throw a screen to Hixon for another score. Hixon will also end the season as the NFLs career high points scorer.
What happens when the other team gets the opening kickoff? Does Hixon recover a fumble after a devastating hit on the return guy and put it in for a touchdown?
Los Broncos
06-19-2007, 03:09 PM
Is he going to kick field goals too? Break the record of Elam at 63 yards? Then bang cheerleaders on the sideline?
Is he going to kick field goals too? Break the record of Elam at 63 yards? Then bang cheerleaders on the sideline?
He'll kick 63 yarders WHILE banging cheerleaders on the sideline. This is HIXON we're talkin' 'bout!
Los Broncos
06-19-2007, 03:15 PM
He'll kick 63 yarders WHILE banging cheerleaders on the sideline. This is HIXON we're talkin' 'bout!
Stupid me, of course he will.
12th man
06-19-2007, 03:27 PM
Is he going to kick field goals too? Break the record of Elam at 63 yards? Then bang cheerleaders on the sideline?
He's going to kick a 99 yard field goal, with three seconds to spare in the 4th quarter in the superbowl, bang every single cheerleader in the nfl, and find how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop..........all at the same time!
And the only reason why he didn't score any points earlier in the game was because he already won 11 straight superbowls, demolishing the opponent by an average score of 8000 to 0. He just simply got board, so he only played defense, with one finger. His pinky finger. He then shut the opposition out. Then, with like 10 seconds left in the game, he just decided to run the ball the opposite way and jumped out of bounds at the 1. Then with three seconds left kick the game winning 99 yard field goal.
Los Broncos
06-19-2007, 03:29 PM
He's going to kick a 99 yard field goal, with three seconds to spare in the 4th quarter in the superbowl, bang every single cheerleader in the nfl, and find how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop..........all at the same time!
And the only reason why he didn't score any points earlier in the game was because he already won 11 straight superbowls, demolishing the opponent by an average score of 8000 to 0. He just simply got board, so he only played defense, with one finger. His pinky finger. He then shut the opposition out. Then, with like 10 seconds left in the game, he just decided to run the ball the opposite way and jumped out of bounds at the 1. Then with three seconds left kick the game winning 99 yard field goal.
Sounds like he going to need his own planet soon.
12th man
06-19-2007, 03:32 PM
Sounds like he going to need his own planet soon.
He lives on planet krypton with superman.
Los Broncos
06-19-2007, 03:37 PM
He lives on planet krypton with superman.
Or is he superman? hmmm
BMF Bronco
06-19-2007, 03:42 PM
you guys are killing me here!
TheReverend
06-19-2007, 03:42 PM
What happens when the other team gets the opening kickoff? Does Hixon recover a fumble after a devastating hit on the return guy and put it in for a touchdown?
With only a mini camps worth of observation, at the moment the DEFENSE is pencilled in to take the field.
However, by the second week of training camp, your theory will become reality.
Fantastic post dude - these keep getting more original and funny by the day. I honestly think some of you thought you were pretty funny in school when you cracked that certain joke but behind your back people thought you were an idiot because the joke had already been told a hundred times over.
If you're that bored - go work out or something. If it's just because you're really that stupid and you think it's still humerous, well, there's nothing anybody can do for you. Just keep beating that dumb dead horse fella.
:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse
Paladin
06-19-2007, 04:51 PM
Spoilsport.
Yeah, sorry about that. Old and gay is old and gay. I said it, if you are starting sarchastic threads on Hixon - YOU'RE GAY! The sheep that follow with comments are only starting to "TURN GAY" but they are not "FULLY GAY" yet. They must start their own sarchastic thread on Hixon. Then, and ONLY then will they be "FULLY GAY" or "PURE GAY".
BTW - no offense to gay people. I know one or two and they are pretty cool guys. But I still call them gay. Cuz they are.
scorpio
06-19-2007, 05:11 PM
Yeah, sorry about that. Old and gay is old and gay. I said it, if you are starting sarchastic threads on Hixon - YOU'RE GAY! The sheep that follow with comments are only starting to "TURN GAY" but they are not "FULLY GAY" yet. They must start their own sarchastic thread on Hixon. Then, and ONLY then will they be "FULLY GAY" or "PURE GAY".
BTW - no offense to gay people. I know one or two and they are pretty cool guys. But I still call them gay. Cuz they are.
You are a strange, strange man.
SonOfLe-loLang
06-19-2007, 05:12 PM
hehe i can actually say im not sick of the hixon joke yet...it gets me everytime
hehe i can actually say im not sick of the hixon joke yet...it gets me everytime
mmmmmmm, you might be gay then. lol
longtimer
06-19-2007, 05:27 PM
Hixon will be the biggest bust this year, just like every other WR the OM has labeled the next great Bronco WR. We have put the hex on him.
TheReverend
06-20-2007, 06:32 AM
Fantastic post dude - these keep getting more original and funny by the day. I honestly think some of you thought you were pretty funny in school when you cracked that certain joke but behind your back people thought you were an idiot because the joke had already been told a hundred times over.
If you're that bored - go work out or something. If it's just because you're really that stupid and you think it's still humerous, well, there's nothing anybody can do for you. Just keep beating that dumb dead horse fella.
:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse
So.... why aren't you working out or something? I mean if you're that bored that you have come into a thread labeled something you think is old and beneath you, then you're obviously gay.
spdirty
06-20-2007, 09:59 AM
He lives on planet krypton with superman.
I heard he kicked Superman off for failure to pay rent.
So.... why aren't you working out or something? I mean if you're that bored that you have come into a thread labeled something you think is old and beneath you, then you're obviously gay.
I am bored, but I know for sure I could come up with something more entertaining then another super refreshing and never heard before topic Hixon thread. I mean, seriously, how long did you work on that one? Jay Cutler won't see the field because of how good Hixon is. I mean, that must have taken you hours to come up with, it's pure genious.
TheReverend
06-20-2007, 10:47 AM
I am bored, but I know for sure I could come up with something more entertaining then another super refreshing and never heard before topic Hixon thread. I mean, seriously, how long did you work on that one? Jay Cutler won't see the field because of how good Hixon is. I mean, that must have taken you hours to come up with, it's pure genious.
A few seconds for some great more Hixon entertainment. Honestly, I appologize if it distracted your attention from the riveting stargazing, video game ban, and price is right threads.
You saw the thread title. You came in. You felt compelled to write a post knocking people having some fun with boredom and wondered why we didn't have to better to do. You may want to consider investing in a mirror to take a quick look at before you open your blatantly worthless mouth.
BMF Bronco
06-20-2007, 01:08 PM
it's pure genious.
Anyone else notice the sweet irony here?
BMF Bronco
06-20-2007, 01:11 PM
If it's just because you're really that stupid and you think it's still humerous.
:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse
again, the irony!! Hilarious! LOL Hilarious! LOL Hilarious!
A few seconds for some great more Hixon entertainment. Honestly, I appologize if it distracted your attention from the riveting stargazing, video game ban, and price is right threads.
You saw the thread title. You came in. You felt compelled to write a post knocking people having some fun with boredom and wondered why we didn't have to better to do. You may want to consider investing in a mirror to take a quick look at before you open your blatantly worthless mouth.
My point is dude - it's played out. Understand that. It's no longer entertainment as you say. Well, let me take that back. If you're the type of person who can watch 10 episodes of Happy Days in a row, then you are the person who probably would find another lame post regarding Hixon as entertainment. Don't get all bent man. Just figure it out. The Hixon posts are not entertainment and not even funny anymore. Rip on me all you want, just pointing out the truth to you. You can't even kick that dead horse anymore. This is so old, the horse has already decomposed and there is nothing left to kick.
Please - BMF, be so kind and point out what part of this comment you find irony in. Yeah, we all see the irony. God it's so funny.
TheReverend
06-20-2007, 02:33 PM
My point is dude - it's played out. Understand that. It's no longer entertainment as you say. Well, let me take that back. If you're the type of person who can watch 10 episodes of Happy Days in a row, then you are the person who probably would find another lame post regarding Hixon as entertainment. Don't get all bent man. Just figure it out. The Hixon posts are not entertainment and not even funny anymore. Rip on me all you want, just pointing out the truth to you. You can't even kick that dead horse anymore. This is so old, the horse has already decomposed and there is nothing left to kick.
Please - BMF, be so kind and point out what part of this comment you find irony in. Yeah, we all see the irony. God it's so funny.
The point is if you don't like it, why bother opening and making a post in it? But it's hardly even that... instead of saying "Don't you think this is getting a little old/played out" you decided to start insulting people about the way they decide to spend their time.
PS. Give me 10 straight episodes of the Fonz any ****ing day.
vancejohnson82
06-20-2007, 02:33 PM
ummm....the fact that you mispelled "genius" in your sentence trying to talk about how dumb this thread was, in fact, quite ironic
ummm....the fact that you mispelled "genius" in your sentence trying to talk about how dumb this thread was, in fact, quite ironic
I didn't spell it wrong, it was a typo :wave:
There IS a difference.;)
OK - so what do we got, 5 more weeks? sigh.
Atlas
06-20-2007, 02:41 PM
That's true as well... he won't see a down in the NFL because he'll be moving with such blinding speed even his own superhuman retinas won't be able to comprehend.
THat's why I updated to a better DVD player, now I can watch the games in super slow-mo so I can watch him play.
vancejohnson82
06-20-2007, 02:41 PM
ok, nonetheless, it was ironic
not trying to chime into the convo here....just pointing it out
WWHD (What Would Hixon Do)
I'll be selling the bracelets on the OM next week
Atlas
06-20-2007, 02:43 PM
Yeah, sorry about that. Old and gay is old and gay. I said it, if you are starting sarchastic threads on Hixon - YOU'RE GAY! The sheep that follow with comments are only starting to "TURN GAY" but they are not "FULLY GAY" yet. They must start their own sarchastic thread on Hixon. Then, and ONLY then will they be "FULLY GAY" or "PURE GAY".
BTW - no offense to gay people. I know one or two and they are pretty cool guys. But I still call them gay. Cuz they are.
You sound like a homophobe. Maybe you are gay and you're just trying to cover it up.
You sound like a homophobe. Maybe you are gay and you're just trying to cover it up.
You know how I know you're gay?.............please, don't go 40 year old virgin on us dude.
Fantastic post dude - these keep getting more original and funny by the day. I honestly think some of you thought you were pretty funny in school when you cracked that certain joke but behind your back people thought you were an idiot because the joke had already been told a hundred times over.
If you're that bored - go work out or something. If it's just because you're really that stupid and you think it's still humerous, well, there's nothing anybody can do for you. Just keep beating that dumb dead horse fella.
:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse
When Hixon kicks your a$$ for acting like this, Do not expect any of us to help you. Like that would do any good, he would kick everyone's a$$
TheReverend
06-20-2007, 03:16 PM
You know how I know you're gay?.............please, don't go 40 year old virgin on us dude.
You know how I know you're gay?
Because you don't appreciate Hixon.
You know how I know you're gay?
Because you don't appreciate Hixon.
You know how I know you're gay? Because you wish Hixon looked like The Fonz. Hilarious!
TheReverend
06-20-2007, 03:30 PM
You know how I know you're gay? Because you wish Hixon looked like The Fonz. Hilarious!
Huh?
Look I'll gladly watch 10 episodes of happy days... but a happy days with hixon i'd never turn off, and that's only partly because if i did he'd destroy the solar system.
BMF Bronco
06-20-2007, 04:23 PM
My point is dude - it's played out. Understand that. It's no longer entertainment as you say. Well, let me take that back. If you're the type of person who can watch 10 episodes of Happy Days in a row, then you are the person who probably would find another lame post regarding Hixon as entertainment. Don't get all bent man. Just figure it out. The Hixon posts are not entertainment and not even funny anymore. Rip on me all you want, just pointing out the truth to you. You can't even kick that dead horse anymore. This is so old, the horse has already decomposed and there is nothing left to kick.
Please - BMF, be so kind and point out what part of this comment you find irony in. Yeah, we all see the irony. God it's so funny.
The irony comes in the form of you continually posting on this thread whilst claiming it's old and outplayed.
scorpio
06-20-2007, 04:31 PM
I didn't spell it wrong, it was a typo :wave:
There IS a difference.;)
ummm, no. A typo is when you hit the wrong key on accident. You added an extra letter to "genius". You also misspelled "humorous", and the "e" key is on the opposite side of the keyboard.
You spelled it wrong, dumbass.
Garcia Bronco
06-20-2007, 05:21 PM
Hixon is like a one man cold....
He's the only one catching it, and the only one coming down with it.
:)
Garcia Bronco
06-20-2007, 05:23 PM
http://a5.vox.com/6a00c2251cc2dc8fdb00c22523e9a58fdb-500piHixon is the only man that can make Mega Maid switch from suck to blow
ummm, no. A typo is when you hit the wrong key on accident. You added an extra letter to "genius". You also misspelled "humorous", and the "e" key is on the opposite side of the keyboard.
You spelled it wrong, dumbass.
Look youu idiote - I wood bet my paycheck that I am smartur then you're stupid ass, any day of the weak. So bring you're lame self and you're lame speling on. ok?
TheReverend
06-20-2007, 09:36 PM
Look youu idiote - I wood bet my paycheck that I am smartur then you're stupid ass, any day of the weak. So bring you're lame self and you're lame speling on. ok?
I'd pretty much bet the farm on Scorpio being smarter.
Don't feel bad, I'd bet Mock and Bob that you are.
rbackfactory80
06-20-2007, 10:14 PM
Why the hell do people post on threads they have a problem with. Skip the thread get on with your life. Its not mandatory to post on all threads.
Why the hell do people post on threads they have a problem with. Skip the thread get on with your life. Its not mandatory to post on all threads.
Because I was in one of those antagonizing moods. I get that way sometimes. Then I started having fun with the thread and here we are.
.............and I am smarter then Scorpio! I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I was before that too............hahahaha!
Los Broncos
06-20-2007, 10:24 PM
Because I was in one of those antagonizing moods. I get that way sometimes. Then I started having fun with the thread and here we are.
.............and I am smarter then Scorpio! I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I was before that too............hahahaha!
LOL