View Full Version : What's Hixon Doing Right Now?
telluride
06-15-2007, 05:47 PM
(Since it's a bit slow around here.)
RhymesayersDU
06-15-2007, 06:01 PM
Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass... And he's all out of gum.
DeusExManning
06-15-2007, 06:07 PM
He is on the light rail, with Mock and Saddletramp, saving people from cancer.
Kaylore
06-15-2007, 06:08 PM
He is on the light rail, with Mock and Saddletramp, saving people from cancer.
And fixing Cutler's torn shoulder.
RkyMtnThunder
06-15-2007, 06:12 PM
Its amazing he is doing all this stuff - while also solving the Darfur crisis telepathically
How does he do that?!
Los Broncos
06-15-2007, 06:14 PM
He went back over Niagara falls to save some people from going over he falls.
telluride
06-15-2007, 06:15 PM
Tapping Paige Green.
epicSocialism4tw
06-15-2007, 06:17 PM
What's he doing? This among other things:
http://www.askwhy.co.uk/truth/Atlas1.jpg
You know, ubiquity is a trait of Hixon. Carrying the world on his shoulders is only "multitasking" among other things for the man.
SonOfLe-loLang
06-15-2007, 06:25 PM
Something Cool
bendog
06-15-2007, 06:28 PM
He's doing pushups for a solid hour, and the only part of his body touching anything but air is his left pinky.
Killericon
06-15-2007, 06:34 PM
Your mom.
I couldn't resist. :)
bendog
06-15-2007, 06:45 PM
He's doing pushups for a solid hour, and the only part of his body touching anything but air is his tongue.
Man-Goblin
06-15-2007, 08:23 PM
Organizing the collection of souls that he has harvested from weak men over the past two millenia. He keeps this collection under his bed*.
*This would imply that Hixon actually sleeps, but we all know he does not. The bed is merely an artifact of comfort for the scores of women that apply for his golden seed each day.
MechanicalBull
06-15-2007, 10:56 PM
Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass... And he's all out of gum.
http://www.drunkendata.com/wp-content/theylive15a.jpg
Garcia Bronco
06-16-2007, 01:18 AM
http://www.drunkendata.com/wp-content/theylive15a.jpg
The fight scene from this movie is the adaptation of Hixon's fight with Teddy Bruschi.
"It shoke the pillars of hell"
-Jack Burton
BroncoBuff
06-16-2007, 02:11 AM
All you need is a calendar to answer that question. Today is Friday, and that's the FIFTH day of the week.
So, on some planet in a galaxy far, far away, Hixon is 'creating the great creatures of the sea and every living and moving thing with which the water teems, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind.'
Duh.
Paladin
06-16-2007, 07:51 AM
I think I read that in a book somewhere......
TheReverend
06-16-2007, 10:54 AM
Satisfying all of Tom Brady's current and former girlfriends like they've never been before.
MechanicalBull
06-16-2007, 11:29 AM
The fight scene from this movie is the adaptation of Hixon's fight with Teddy Bruschi.
"It shoke the pillars of hell"
-Jack Burton
can you imagine if Hixon, Bruschi, and Chuck Norris fought each other?
Taco John
06-16-2007, 12:16 PM
It's Saturday right?
On the seventh day, Hixon rests...
Dagmar
06-16-2007, 07:49 PM
Waiting...
Kaylore
06-16-2007, 08:23 PM
Chatting with babes online all day.
SoCalBronco
06-17-2007, 02:07 AM
Your mom.
I couldn't resist. :)
Rep.
Solving the hunger issues in Africa.... Heard he has balanced the budget as well. Man is he good!
Jason in LA
06-17-2007, 03:17 PM
He's doing naked Bronco cheerleaders. Duh.
JCMElway
06-17-2007, 06:24 PM
Right now Hixon is beating Tiger in the US Open.
Naked.
JCMElway
06-17-2007, 06:25 PM
I think I read that in a book somewhere......
Yeah, just some light reading from the fiction section......
Inkana7
06-17-2007, 09:02 PM
can you imagine if Hixon, Bruschi, and Chuck Norris fought each other?
We'd never hear from Bruschi and Chuck Norris ever again and Hixon would have a nice new leather jacket.
snowtrx
06-17-2007, 09:43 PM
Yeah, just some light reading from the fiction section......
LOL
So true!
broncosteven
06-17-2007, 10:39 PM
I heard a rumor that HIXON fixed all 6 of the space shuttles computers this weekend.
Kaylore
06-18-2007, 12:21 AM
Hixon only pays $2.50 a gallon for gas; He uses premium.
BroncoBuff
06-18-2007, 02:23 AM
Well, that's the gas he buys for his family members.
In his own car of course, he straps a sensor round his chest and one around his forearm, where the powerful, rhythmic churning of his blood pressure and lung respiration power a small generator bolted into the vehicle's trunk, and that provides all the power the car needs to travel at speeds of up to 120 mph (110 if the AC is on).
Garcia Bronco
06-18-2007, 09:02 AM
I heard that Hixon hit his head this morning...he immediately sat down to his desk and designed a device call a flux capacitor.
Inkana7
06-18-2007, 11:52 AM
I heard that Hixon hit his head this morning...he immediately sat down to his desk and designed a device call a flux capacitor.
http://fusion-industries1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fluccapicator.jpg
Garcia Bronco
06-18-2007, 11:58 AM
Hixon can make Exxon-Mobile stock drop.
cmhargrove
06-18-2007, 12:58 PM
I heard a rumor that HIXON fixed all 6 of the space shuttles computers this weekend.
Wrong! Hixon is working with NASA, but they are developing a special set of shoes that won't vaporize when Hixon hits high gear. They will then use these shoes to line the underside of the space shuttle so it won't burn up on re-entry.
I thought everybody knew this crap already...