View Full Version : If Anyone Has Seen This Man - CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES!
BroncoBuff
06-07-2007, 10:58 PM
This may - or may not be - a photo of Watermock himself. I found it over a year ago in an old "Post Your Pic" thread .... As I recall, Mock posted it and said it was him at a Halloween party or something. By the looks of it, it must have been still early in the evening, as his eyes appear focused and unglazed.
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/453/19tinfoilhat9wo.jpgIF YOU SEE THIS MAN, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE HIM YOURSELF!
CONTACT TACO JOHN, PEZMAN, OR ANY ORANGEMANE MODERATOR
FOR ASSISTANCE. THIS MAN IS CONSIDERED TANKED AND DANGEROUS!
.
BroncoBuff
06-07-2007, 11:02 PM
Meck77 says that's not him ... but that somewhere there's a pic of him water-skiing ?? Anybody ??
Any halfway decent APB will have a mug-shot to go on.
.
Sassy
06-07-2007, 11:11 PM
I've seen the waterskiing pic...of him and his son. It's in one of the pic threads...probably the first one.
footstepsfrom#27
06-07-2007, 11:11 PM
Here ya go... ;D
http://entertainment.bodogbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/johnny_knoxville4.jpg
BroncoBuff
06-07-2007, 11:13 PM
I've seen the waterskiing pic...of him and his son. It's in one of the pic threads...probably the first one.
The son that's on meth alley? That refuses to quit meth even after mock cried on his hands and knees?
:~ohyah!:
BroncoBuff
06-07-2007, 11:59 PM
This is prolly the photo you referred to... but it was posted by PatsWin2002, not watermock.
Mock later described himself as a "balding 44-year (47 now) old man."
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6526/watermockwaterskiinggp4.jpg
For my money, that kid is far too wholesome to have sprung from mock's loins.
.
Meck77
06-08-2007, 12:03 AM
hmm...Yeah that was the pic I was referring to. I thought it was posted by Mock. The mystery of Mock continues.............
I always figured Mock to be in a wheel chair, a pencil strapped to his forehead and him typing with the pencil or his nose....Only thing that could explain 6 million posts
Dagmar
06-08-2007, 12:12 AM
I always assumed this was him.
http://www.fliperati.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Flipping%20Houses%20Drunk%20Guy.gif
TailgateNut
06-08-2007, 12:15 AM
I don't know where he is, but Beezer is OK!
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=11084&stc=1&d=1111770891
Mock/old guy with the polo
shakenbake
06-08-2007, 01:31 AM
^^^^ Really? I thought he posted a picture of himself in front of Invesco at one point in time.
Conklin
06-08-2007, 01:35 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=11084&stc=1&d=1111770891
Mock/old guy with the polo
i'm sorry, i don't see any guys in this photo
DeusExManning
06-08-2007, 01:51 AM
Do we have any information we can send to the authorities. You always read about those guys that have everything on auto pay that die while the TV is on and the AC mummifies them and they sit there for 7 years before anybody shows up.
BroncoBuff
06-08-2007, 01:12 PM
That's a very handsome family actually.
Arkansas Bronco
06-08-2007, 01:19 PM
Nothing like I had pictured as mock. Are all those his children?? Well if they are we realize what he did to ocupy his time pre-mane.
El Guapo
06-08-2007, 01:19 PM
white spaghetti strap shirt... thats the only jugs person i see. :wiggle:
freak6
06-08-2007, 01:24 PM
If that is Mock's family, they are a good looking group.
From his posts I would never guess.
BroncoBuff
06-08-2007, 01:24 PM
Mav - the one with saline or without?
Hotrod
06-08-2007, 01:25 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=11084&stc=1&d=1111770891
Mock/old guy with the polo
Are you serious???
Rock Chalk
06-08-2007, 01:26 PM
That picture you posted originall Buff, thats how I have always pictured you.
Retarded.
DenverBrit
06-08-2007, 01:27 PM
Mav - the one with saline or without?
Silicone, please!
Los Broncos
06-08-2007, 01:28 PM
oh where are you mock, oh where can you be.
Dukes
06-08-2007, 01:32 PM
The blonde in the white top is gorgeous
Los Broncos
06-08-2007, 01:33 PM
The blonde in the white top is gorgeous
Shes very nice
DenverBrit
06-08-2007, 01:34 PM
Mock needs to feed Beezer, he is one po'd kitty!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2034590101
Los Broncos
06-08-2007, 01:37 PM
Mock needs to feed Beezer, he is one po'd kitty!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2034590101
Who pissed in his cheerios.
El Guapo
06-08-2007, 01:43 PM
The blonde in the white top is gorgeous
I called her first. !Booya!
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=582532&postcount=280
That was a pic of Mock and his nieces and nephew back in the day or I mean a few years ago! That may be his brother or sister in the pic ???
here is the link
BroncoBuff
06-08-2007, 01:55 PM
Nice find JPEZ!!
Crushaholic
06-08-2007, 01:57 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=582532&postcount=280
That was a pic of Mock and his nieces and nephew back in the day or I mean a few years ago!
here is the link
He never said he was in the picture. Either the mother is his sister or the father is his brother. I'm pretty sure the "water skiing" picture is him...
He never said he was in the picture. Either the mother is his sister or the father is his brother. I'm pretty sure the "water skiing" picture is him...
True! My Bad
I remember all the O'maners giving him a hard time for "pimping" his nieces on the mane. ROFL!
Archie
06-08-2007, 02:25 PM
I remember all the O'maners giving him a hard time for "pimping" his nieces on the mane. ROFL!
Well yeah.... my family would have my balls if I did that...
footstepsfrom#27
06-08-2007, 02:41 PM
He never said he was in the picture. Either the mother is his sister or the father is his brother. I'm pretty sure the "water skiing" picture is him...
If the pic is legit then Moc was probably behind the camera...for obvious reasons.
Los Broncos
06-08-2007, 03:43 PM
I wonder if taco j has ever heard him drunk on the phone.
Stormontheplains
06-08-2007, 04:14 PM
I talked to Mock on the phone 2 or 3 months ago, and judging by his voice that cannot be him in the pictures, I may be wrong, but that voice matches up with the Bitter Bear face guy from keystone a while back
PatsWin2002
06-08-2007, 04:16 PM
For the record.....I knew of that picture of Mock...and he posted it himself way back during an early "Post your pic" thread (like Sassy said).
So it IS him.
I may have re-posted it at some point, but the pic is really Mock and his son.
Los Broncos
06-08-2007, 04:16 PM
I talked to Mock on the phone 2 or 3 months ago, and judging by his voice that cannot be him in the pictures, I may be wrong, but that voice matches up with the Bitter Bear face guy from keystone a while back
If thats true, i think ive found him.
Kaylore
06-08-2007, 04:30 PM
What a weird thread - and only a page and a half.
Smiling Assassin27
06-08-2007, 04:42 PM
That picture is Hitler's wet dream...
footstepsfrom#27
06-08-2007, 04:52 PM
Iowa DUI laws: 1-800-DUI LAWS
http://www.1800duilaws.com/states/ia.asp
1st offense:
Serious Misdemeanor: Punishable by up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $1,500.
Mandatory Minimum Penalty: 2 days in jail and a $1,250 fine plus 32% government surcharge of $400.
2nd offense:
Serious Misdemeanor: Punishable by up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $1,500.
Mandatory Minimum Penalty: 2 days in jail and a $1,250 fine plus 32% government surcharge of $400.
3rd offense:
Class D Felony: Punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a fine of up to $7,500.
Mandatory Minimum Penalty: 30 days in jail and a fine of $3,125
Mtbrncofn
06-08-2007, 06:48 PM
Watch it guys, the nieces are off limits to non-family.
Northman
06-08-2007, 06:53 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=11084&stc=1&d=1111770891
Mock/old guy with the polo
Damn, the two chicks in the front right hand corner are HOT.
MechanicalBull
06-08-2007, 07:57 PM
Calling all cars Calling all cars be on the look out.
I wonder if his drivers license has his name as Watermock.
loborugger
06-08-2007, 09:04 PM
Nothing like I had pictured as mock. Are all those his children?? Well if they are we realize what he did to ocupy his time pre-mane.
I believe the girls that everyone keeps commenting about are actually his nieces ... the ones he refers to as his kittens. Which of course has led to accusations of perversion. Nonetheless, it looks to me like Mock has a nice family.
broncocalijohn
06-09-2007, 12:16 AM
Who in the hell puts a pix of their brother's family? I mean the thread was Post your Pix. He probably got busted from fondling his 'nieces" as one of them just turned 18 to turn his drunk ass in. I like to believe the pix Buff put up that resembles Jim Carrey's scary look alike is him. Until further proof, that is what I am sticking with. How many days has the drunk been gone? look at my sig if it shows up. How big is Arkansas? I figure that roof he was building over it would have been done by now. Even though he is a twit, I hope he didnt go down Meth Alley looking for his son and ran into some trouble. Ludo, here is your chance to catch Mock in total posts.
BroncoBuff
06-09-2007, 12:37 AM
I'm thinking these are two different guys ...
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/708/69143616gb8.jpg
Or are they?
Tredici
06-09-2007, 12:37 AM
The fishing picture in the boat is the one Mock posted and presented as him and his son. Since his son is at least 20 now I think if someone photoshops off the remaining hair and adds a bit of, err.. girth, you'll have something to hang up in the post office.
Tredici
06-09-2007, 12:38 AM
I'm thinking these are two different guys ...
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/708/69143616gb8.jpg
The picture with the family is supposedly his brother.
bronco610
06-09-2007, 01:01 AM
First off I know his real name and where he lives from the bike for Sam thread. Second do people really want to know or is the wondering on this thread just a joke? Third, how much trouble would I be in for sharing?
Sassy
06-09-2007, 01:04 AM
I think people are seriously wondering...
You could just say if he's ok or not.
Tredici
06-09-2007, 01:08 AM
First off I know his real name and where he lives from the bike for Sam thread. Second do people really want to know or is the wondering on this thread just a joke? Third, how much trouble would I be in for sharing?
He's never kept his name a secret but I would advise waiting for someone to contact you via PM and exchange any info privately if they want to try and reach him.
Meck77
06-09-2007, 01:11 AM
I've talked on the phone with him a number of times. I have know his real name and might have his number somewhere. I can't recall what city he lives in though. He pmed and said he was heading to Arkansas for a roof job but it does seem odd he's been off line this long. I was really starting to scratch my head but he's probably just busy or enjoying real life.
bronco610
06-09-2007, 01:36 AM
I've talked on the phone with him a number of times. I have know his real name and might have his number somewhere. I can't recall what city he lives in though. He pmed and said he was heading to Arkansas for a roof job but it does seem odd he's been off line this long. I was really starting to scratch my head but he's probably just busy or enjoying real life.
Thats kind of what I figured and so I have just left it alone.
Meck77
06-09-2007, 01:42 AM
Thats kind of what I figured and so I have just left it alone.
If he doesn't surface soon we can compare notes and probably track him down. Beezer must be on a rampage at his house.
bronco610
06-09-2007, 01:51 AM
He's never kept his name a secret but I would advise waiting for someone to contact you via PM and exchange any info privately if they want to try and reach him.
Dont worry I would never disclose it on the main board only thru a PM if I thought it was warranted.