View Full Version : Rumor: Sam Adams whips Hixon
cmhargrove
06-06-2007, 05:05 PM
From the Denver Post article:
Bates' scheme big on big bodies
By Jim Armstrong
Denver Post Staff Columnist
Article Last Updated: 06/05/2007 11:16:47 PM MDT
A picture is worth a thousand notes. ...
How quick is 345-pound Sam Adams? Mike Shanahan answered the question with a question: "Did you see that first step?" Considering he'll only need two or three steps a play, Adams should be a force in Jim Bates' defense. Bates' tackles run 40-inch dashes, not the 40-yard version. ...
What they didn't mention is that at practice today, Sam Adams lined up against Domenik Hixon in the 40 inch dash and Adams smoked him. Hixon begged for a rematch, but Sam threatened to eat him. Looks like Hixon just got bucked down a notch...
Rascal
06-06-2007, 05:09 PM
okay...
Crushaholic
06-06-2007, 05:15 PM
Blasphemy! The great and powerful Hix will now sentence you to owning a wardrobe consisting ONLY of silver and black...:nutkick
From the Denver Post article:
Bates' scheme big on big bodies
By Jim Armstrong
Denver Post Staff Columnist
Article Last Updated: 06/05/2007 11:16:47 PM MDT
A picture is worth a thousand notes. ...
How quick is 345-pound Sam Adams? Mike Shanahan answered the question with a question: "Did you see that first step?" Considering he'll only need two or three steps a play, Adams should be a force in Jim Bates' defense. Bates' tackles run 40-inch dashes, not the 40-yard version. ...
What they didn't mention is that at practice today, Sam Adams lined up against Domenik Hixon in the 40 inch dash and Adams smoked him. Hixon begged for a rematch, but Sam threatened to eat him. Looks like Hixon just got bucked down a notch...
Thats total bull****, my buddy who rides the light rail sat next to a guy who was there, he said Hixon thought they meant 40 light years, so he moved so fast all them fools missed it.
No one is greater than Hixon.
Los Broncos
06-06-2007, 05:41 PM
No way this is true, hixon was saving the world when this happend.
mattbeymvp
06-06-2007, 05:49 PM
Freelance fat person Sam Adams cannot hope to compare
DeusExManning
06-06-2007, 05:55 PM
You will be smited for taking the Hixons name in vain.
cmhargrove
06-06-2007, 06:28 PM
You will be smited for taking the Hixons name in vain.
Hixon must have a few goals and records to break on the way to the HOF, the first hurdle is beating Man-Mountain in the forty inch dash.
Remember, even Superman has Kryptonite...
bronco militia
06-06-2007, 06:30 PM
sweet! I hope the fat bastard eats that mouthy little b****!
no one tells my kid to get back in line!
Hotrod
06-06-2007, 06:33 PM
sweet! I hope the fat bastard eats that mouthy little b****!
no one tells my kid to get back in line!
LOL
bronco militia
06-07-2007, 03:37 PM
http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/denver/drew/archives/drew06077.gif
Atlas
06-07-2007, 03:42 PM
Hixon was lethargic from fighting crime all night.
broncocalijohn
06-07-2007, 03:57 PM
Can we ban CMHARGROVE? We have rules against bad rumors and outright lies. This is one of the former. How dare you even compare Sam Adams to Hixon. The truth is that Hixon thought we got the beer Sam Adams and drank him to his kleats. Superman and Kryptonite? Please, Hixon doesnt even use a cape to fly!
bronco militia
06-07-2007, 04:06 PM
hixon is the next Adrian Madise
Kaylore
06-07-2007, 04:25 PM
http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/denver/drew/archives/drew06077.gif
Ha!
That's a pretty good one. Drew Litton has been doing some clever stuff of late.
He was slacking for awhile there. His "I'm feeling lazy" strip is some variation of (insert sport) fan sitting excitedly with (insert sports items like books, preseason mags, whatever) in front of the TV and the fan's wife looking upset, bewildered, etc. And the title says something to the effect of the start of (insert sport) season. He's run each permutation like seven times in the last three years.
Kaylore
06-07-2007, 04:27 PM
hixon is the next Adrian Madise
:ban:
bronco militia
06-07-2007, 04:28 PM
Ha!
That's a pretty good one. Drew Litton has been doing some clever stuff of late.
He was slacking for awhile there. His "I'm feeling lazy" strip is some variation of (insert sport) fan sitting excitedly with (insert sports items like books, preseason mags, whatever) in front of the TV and the fan's wife looking upset, bewildered, etc. And the title says something to the effect of the start of (insert sport) season. He's run each permutation like seven times in the last three years.
sometimes I think he's too over the top, but mostly he and I share the same kind of sense of humor.....I can't wait to see his attempt at Flash.
bronco militia
06-07-2007, 04:31 PM
:ban:
:~ohyah!:
hopefully I don't have to bring this thread up again around late August.
Orange_Beard
06-07-2007, 04:49 PM
Hixon was busy gettting Paris out of jail.
broncosteven
06-07-2007, 05:26 PM
HIXON's Pants Zipper stuck when he went to whip out his member in the "40" dash"
HIXON now wears Button fly jeans only.
Kaylore
06-07-2007, 05:37 PM
Hixon was busy gettting Paris out of jail.
:spit:
bronco militia
01-03-2008, 05:53 PM
hixon is the next Adrian Madise
:rofl:
Kaylore
01-03-2008, 05:55 PM
Hixon wishes he was Adrian Madise!
bronco militia
01-03-2008, 05:57 PM
Hixon wishes he was Adrian Madise!
at least he made it past August :notworthy
broncocalijohn
01-03-2008, 06:20 PM
funny thing is i was checking some old rep and clicked on the post that came from this thread and wondered what i said. Then BM digs it up. Hixon is in all of our thoughts even in January.
broncosteven
01-03-2008, 08:12 PM
BS loves BS some good HIXON jokes!
Merlin
01-03-2008, 09:01 PM
Hixon wishes he was Adrian Madise!
Did he not recently return a kick for a TD? Maybe he was waiting for the appropriate moment to show his stuff. The playoffs shall be his moment of glory
cmhargrove
01-03-2008, 09:25 PM
Who is the idiot that started this retarded post?
Oh, I guess it was me...
Ahhh, remember the days when Hixon was going to rule the world? Happy thoughts...
Bigdawg26
01-04-2008, 03:22 AM
Are you sure there wasnt a hamburger at the finish line??