ROGER CLEMENS HAS "FATIGUED GROIN"! What the hell?

[broncocalijohn]

He is reported not to pitch Monday based on having "fatigured groin". Now I have never heard of this but experienced it for the last time during my 10 day honeymoon (you married guys know what I mean by not having it since). Ive heard pulled gr -o -in (Sam Malone see Cheers), but never this. I think Turf Toe sounds pretty weak also. Here is the thread. What are some of the weekest or weirdest injuries. And Yes, you can list Griese's "injuries" too.

[CBF1]

He injured his mangina? whats next

[atomicbloke]

He is reported not to pitch Monday based on having "fatigured groin". Now I have never heard of this but experienced it for the last time during my 10 day honeymoon (you married guys know what I mean by not having it since). Ive heard pulled gr -o -in (Sam Malone see Cheers), but never this. I think Turf Toe sounds pretty weak also. Here is the thread. What are some of the weekest or weirdest injuries. And Yes, you can list Griese's "injuries" too.

Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!

[Circle Orange]

This line is too juicy to even mess with...the mind spins.

[Idaho_Bronco_Fan]

*dreaming back to the SI swimsuit issue a few years back, the Rocket's wife in a Yankee bikini*

Yeah, that could be it...

[Spider]

I got a pulled groin on the left side ............ pulled it 7 months ago lifting to much weight , thought the damn thing was healed , took the kids for a 2 mile walk in Morad park ....... Damn thing isnt healed hurts like hell .......

[Dr. Broncenstein]

I got a pulled groin on the left side ............ pulled it 7 months ago lifting to much weight , thought the damn thing was healed , took the kids for a 2 mile walk in Morad park ....... Damn thing isnt healed hurts like hell .......

Sounds more like a hernia to me...

[Hogan11]

As the Mechanicalbull stated in the baseball thread, this is more about him not being embarrassed in his first start more than anything else.....so they back up his debut so he can face my Boys, The Pittsburgh Pirates.

True, the Bucs are struggling...they always do...this isn't the Red Sox we're talking about here by a long shot. Still, I find it a bit insulting a team like the Yankees, who have pretty much a similar record as the Pirates, think that Pittsburgh is such an easy mark that groin pull should be able to cruise and look good against them. Typical Yankees/Rocket arrogance.

I hope the Pirates shell him.....and I'd say that even if I wasn't a Pirates fan.

[Spider]

Sounds more like a hernia to me...

naw cant be , I was only lifting 200+ pounds and there is no bulge

[Dr. Broncenstein]

naw cant be , I was only lifting 200+ pounds and there is no bulge

turn and cough bro...

Seriously, you don't have to have a bulge for a hernia. When it gets to the point of a palpable bulge, its pretty far along. Go get checked.

[Spider]

turn and cough bro...

Seriously, you don't have to have a bulge for a hernia. When it gets to the point of a palpable bulge, its pretty far along. Go get checked.

ok ,I will take your advice and get checked ............btw what does turn and cough tell a doc ?

[Hogan11]

............btw what does turn and cough tell a doc ?

Nothing...it just gives him a cheap feel. Make sure your physician is a woman. Ha!

[Dr. Broncenstein]

ok ,I will take your advice and get checked ............btw what does turn and cough tell a doc ?

I acutally don't use the ol' turn and cough manuever... I can feel the floor of the inquinal canal and/or dilated internal inguinal ring on exam -- while the patient is lying on his back. Makes it much easier to feel a defect in the fascia. The idea of the turn and cough thing -- it increases intraabdominal pressure while the examiner is palpating the inguinal canal. If you feel something bulging into the canal or through the floor, then there is an inguinal hernia.

[Spider]

Nothing...it just gives him a cheap feel. Make sure your physician is a woman. Ha!

LOL ...........some of the women in casper ? I could get raped

[Spider]

I acutally don't use the ol' turn and cough manuever... I can feel the floor of the inquinal canal and/or dilated internal inguinal ring on exam -- while the patient is lying on his back. Makes it much easier to feel a defect in the fascia. The idea of the turn and cough thing -- it increases intraabdominal pressure while the examiner is palpating the inguinal canal. If you feel something bulging into the canal or through the floor, then there is an inguinal hernia.

lets pretend I didnt understand anything you said , could you break it down more ? ;D

[Dr. Broncenstein]

lets pretend I didnt understand anything you said , could you break it down more ? ;D

Coffin make yer thingamabob stick out yer herneymajig

[Spider]

Coffin make yer thingamabob stick out yer herneymajig

:thumbs: understood that perfectly ;D

[Dr. Broncenstein]

:thumbs: understood that perfectly ;D

10-4 ^5

[CBF1]

Looks like Spidey has a new date for the town dance :)

[Spider]

Looks like Spidey has a new date for the town dance :)

LOL slap a set of falsies on his back , and I wouldnt feel so gay ;D

[CBF1]

Not that there is anything wrong with that :)

[Spider]

Not that there is anything wrong with that :)

only if he farts

[OrangeShadow]

depsite the sox losing,last night was funny. After pettite gave up 5 runs in an inning fans started chantingWhere is roger?!

[Kaylore]

I acutally don't use the ol' turn and cough manuever... I can feel the floor of the inquinal canal and/or dilated internal inguinal ring on exam -- while the patient is lying on his back. Makes it much easier to feel a defect in the fascia. The idea of the turn and cough thing -- it increases intraabdominal pressure while the examiner is palpating the inguinal canal. If you feel something bulging into the canal or through the floor, then there is an inguinal hernia.

I had one of those and had a special patch sewn into the inside of my in pelvis to keep my intestinal wall from leaking out. I tore it when I was doing squats in the gym, I guess. Took a week to recover and haven't had a problem since. The doctor told me that when our testicles drop, the space they vacate is weakened and in some people that's where it breaks down. Apparently if you have it one side, your odds of having it in the other are pretty low. Now tell me this is all true, Broncostein.;D

[broncocalijohn]

Ive heard of foodjacking a thread but "cough and turn"? Offseason is so much fun.

[Killericon]

Ive heard of foodjacking a thread but "cough and turn"? Offseason is so much fun.

I find it appropriate that a thread about Clemens should turn into one about gay innuendo.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

I had one of those and had a special patch sewn into the inside of my in pelvis to keep my intestinal wall from leaking out. I tore it when I was doing squats in the gym, I guess. Took a week to recover and haven't had a problem since. The doctor told me that when our testicles drop, the space they vacate is weakened and in some people that's where it breaks down. Apparently if you have it one side, your odds of having it in the other are pretty low. Now tell me this is all true, Broncostein.;D

All true except for the low chance part.

[Popcorn Sutton]

I hate when I have a fatigued groin...

[BroncoMan4ever]

his pulled groin is from him screwing that Yankees so bad....lol....Screw that yankees.

[Clockwork Orange]

If I'm Clemens, the first reporter who asks how I got a fatigued groin gets the obligatory "Ask your wife" response.

[cousinal11]

If I'm Clemens, the first reporter who asks how I got a fatigued groin gets the obligatory "Ask your wife" response.

^ Was thinking the same thing.

[Popcorn Sutton]

I wonder if he is getting it massaged regularly...

[Taco John]

My buddy thinks that Clemens is faking the groin injury because he wants to try and back out of his Yankees contract since they're out of the race.

The timing is definitely suspicious.