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alkemical
05-29-2007, 10:06 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

Joshua A. Norton



Joshua Abraham Norton (c. 1819[2] – January 8, 1880), also known as His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I, was a celebrated citizen of San Francisco, California who, in 1859, proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States"[3] and later "Protector of Mexico".[4] Born of Jewish origin in London, England, Norton spent most of his early life in South Africa, and emigrated to San Francisco in 1849 after receiving a bequest from his father's estate. Norton initially made a living as a businessman, but he lost his fortune in a business transaction involving Peruvian rice.[5] After losing a lawsuit in which he tried to void his business contract, Norton left San Francisco and apparently lost his mental balance. He returned a few years later as an eccentric man, claiming to be the self-appointed emperor of the United States.[6] Although he had no political power, and his influence extended only so far as he was humored by those around him, he was treated deferentially in San Francisco, and currency issued in his name was honored in the establishments he frequented. Norton also proposed marriage to Queen Victoria,[3] and he was referred to as His Imperial Majesty by local citizens and in the newspaper obituaries announcing his death.

Though he was considered insane, or at least highly eccentric, the citizens of San Francisco celebrated his presence, his humor, and his deeds—among the most notorious being his "order" that the United States Congress be dissolved by force (which Congress and the U.S. Army ignored), and his numerous (some claim prophetic) decrees calling for a bridge and a tunnel to be built across San Francisco Bay.[7]


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Hogan11
05-29-2007, 10:10 AM
Truth to be told, there's probably a lot of this type of thing thru the years in this country...the one I can think of right off the top of my head is the Conch Republic that seceeded from the Union in the 80's, declared war on the USA and then surrendered something like one minute later (okay maybe I have all that messed up, but it was something like that...check it out in Winki because I'm too whipped and lazy to do it for anyone right now

alkemical
05-29-2007, 10:12 AM
I'll check that out hogan - sounds sort of like the movie "the mouse that roared"

Hogan11
05-29-2007, 10:17 AM
I'll check that out hogan - sounds sort of like the movie "the mouse that roared"

The whole thing was a bit of a joke...but then again, aren't they all? ???

alkemical
05-29-2007, 10:24 AM
The whole thing was a bit of a joke...but then again, aren't they all? ???

hehe no doubt.

Rock Chalk
05-29-2007, 10:46 AM
Truth to be told, there's probably a lot of this type of thing thru the years in this country...the one I can think of right off the top of my head is the Conch Republic that seceeded from the Union in the 80's, declared war on the USA and then surrendered something like one minute later (okay maybe I have all that messed up, but it was something like that...check it out in Winki because I'm too whipped and lazy to do it for anyone right now

Sounds like that Family Guy episode where Peter seceeds and creates Petoria, then the military surrounds his house.

Kind of hilarious.

bendog
05-29-2007, 11:27 AM
Anybody ever see The Madness of King George III?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110428/

Hogan11
05-29-2007, 08:26 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic

Well, I was close...

listopencil
05-29-2007, 08:56 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic

Well, I was close...


I'm glad you found it. That was hilarious!


Long live The Conch Republic!

Rock Chalk
05-29-2007, 08:59 PM
On September 20, 1995, it was reported that the 478th Public Affairs Battalion of the United States Army Reserve was to conduct a training exercise simulating an invasion of a foreign island. They were to land on Key West and conduct affairs as if the islanders were foreign. However, apparently no one from the 478th notified Key West officials of the exercise.

Seeing another chance at publicity, Wardlow and the forces behind the 1982 Conch Republic secession mobilized the island for a full-scale war (in the Conch Republic, this involves firing water cannons from fireboats and hitting people with stale Cuban bread), and protested to the Department of Defense for arranging this exercise without consulting the City of Key West. The leaders of the 478th issued an apology the next day, and they submitted to a surrender ceremony on September 22.

Key West yahoos: 1
US Army Reserve: 0

Bwahahahahaha

Hogan11
05-29-2007, 09:02 PM
Key West yahoos: 1
US Army Reserve: 0

Bwahahahahaha

It was Clinton's fault.

Rock Chalk
05-29-2007, 09:05 PM
It was Clinton's fault.

Sure it wasnt Dubya? Im sure you liberals and libertarians can figure out a way to blame him for it too.

Hogan11
05-29-2007, 09:07 PM
Sure it wasnt Dubya? Im sure you liberals and libertarians can figure out a way to blame him for it too.

1995....Clinton lost it. I'm sure Fox News ran something on it like that at the time

Rock Chalk
05-29-2007, 09:09 PM
1995....Clinton lost it. I'm sure Fox News ran something on it like that at the time

I wouldnt know.

My fascination with politics began on 9/11/2001 and ended approximately 1 year later.

I reverted back to my old ways of "It dont matter who is in charge, they all suck and are deserved of blame and are going to screw me without lubrication at every chance they get".

Long Live the IDM party! (It Dont Matter)