View Full Version : Is the Terminator really that far away?
watermock
05-18-2007, 03:38 AM
http://http://www.spawar.navy.mil/robots/images/mdarse.jpg
I'm completly creeped out.
WTF is this RobartIIIB?
http://www.spawar.navy.mil/robots/images/robart3b.jpg
Jeepers if we have this stuff short track it and get it to Iraq.
watermock
05-18-2007, 03:41 AM
http://www.spawar.navy.mil/robots/images/mdarse.jpg
broncocalijohn
05-18-2007, 03:50 AM
http://http://www.spawar.navy.mil/robots/images/mdarse.jpg
I'm completly creeped out.
WTF is this RobartIIIB?
http://www.spawar.navy.mil/robots/images/robart3b.jpg
Jeepers if we have this stuff short track it and get it to Iraq.
It finds all
felines and shreds them. Starts in Iowa and works his way across the fruited plains.
epicSocialism4tw
05-18-2007, 04:10 AM
Just something else to make you paranoid...
Researchers are trying to develop better understanding of free will to be able to model it in artificial intelligence.
watermock
05-18-2007, 04:14 AM
Look at the minigun on that robot.
clarkster
05-18-2007, 09:28 AM
that ****s like 20 years away from being reliable enough to deploy. another 5-10 before the commanders on the ground and afloat are willing to trust it. by then, who knows.
the navy does have SOME automated weapons systems in use now, but like i said, as long as someones held accountable for inadvertant firing of weapons, robots wont be trusted.
kamakazi_kal
05-18-2007, 10:57 AM
http://http://www.spawar.navy.mil/robots/images/mdarse.jpg
I'm completly creeped out.
WTF is this RobartIIIB?
http://www.spawar.navy.mil/robots/images/robart3b.jpg
Jeepers if we have this stuff short track it and get it to Iraq.
yeah right...... then queda can have their own version of tip the cow
ishtar: hey jihad, i dare you to go tip the sentry robot.
jihad: no way it may turn around by the time i run up behind it.....well ....... ok but only if you trade my your bomb jacket, mine bunches on me and i hate the way the C4 sits it makes me feel fat.
ishtar: hmmmmmm .... ok, ok but i keep the electronic blasting caps, it took grandma a week to make those
jihad: you got a deal, that stupid hunk of tin wont know what hit em........AaLalalalalalalala !!!
clarkster
05-18-2007, 11:08 AM
yeah right...... then queda can have their own version of tip the cow
ishtar: hey jihad, i dare you to go tip the sentry robot.
jihad: no way it may turn around by the time i run up behind it.....well ....... ok but only if you trade my your bomb jacket, mine bunches on me and i hate the way the C4 sits it makes me feel fat.
ishtar: hmmmmmm .... ok, ok but i keep the electronic blasting caps, it took grandma a week to make those
jihad: you got a deal, that stupid hunk of tin wont know what hit em........AaLalalalalalalala !!!
thats the funniest **** ive heard all day.
kamakazi_kal
05-18-2007, 01:15 PM
thats the funniest **** ive heard all day.
cant you just see that happening though... or it would be like one of those moon rovers and get stuck on like a pebble or a 2 inch crack
bendog
05-18-2007, 01:23 PM
If it cleaned and gave sex ....
If it cleaned and gave sex ....
I'd HIT IT :)
clarkster
05-18-2007, 01:32 PM
cant you just see that happening though... or it would be like one of those moon rovers and get stuck on like a pebble or a 2 inch crack
awsome. it gets fooled with a polaroid ala mcguyver.
Rohirrim
05-18-2007, 01:42 PM
Can it make beer?
Rock Chalk
05-18-2007, 01:45 PM
Can it make beer?
Thats really the imporant issue here.
PLOWHORSE
05-18-2007, 01:48 PM
A couple rounds from an m16 to that block head robot will surely do the trick!
clarkster
05-18-2007, 02:01 PM
did anyone see that guy on leno that made the beer launching refrigerator?
alkemical
05-18-2007, 02:20 PM
Robocop armor for soldiers (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=447631&in_page_id=1965)
Silent Submlimal Transmission system (http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=6&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PTXT&s1=5,159,703&OS=5,159,703&RS=5,159,703)
Billy Clyde Puckett
05-18-2007, 02:34 PM
What I really want is one of those robotic lawn mowers.
http://www.friendlyrobotics.com/
Rohirrim
05-18-2007, 04:12 PM
What I really want is one of those robotic lawn mowers.
http://www.friendlyrobotics.com/
Man! I know what I want for Christmas. That is cool.
alkemical
05-18-2007, 04:23 PM
http://www.engadget.com/2007/04/03/darpa-puts-out-call-for-shape-shifting-chembots/
Well this is just great. One of our few remaining advantages over the robots who wish to enslave us -- the ability to run away and cower in an inaccessible location -- may soon be gone forever, if DARPA's bid for softball-sized, morphing 'ChemBots' proves successful. The government's mad scientist wing wants proposals for a soft, flexible bot that is able to collapse down to a tenth of its original size, crawl through a one centimeter opening at a quarter of a meter per hour minute, and bulk back up to its original size in under 15 seconds. Think you're up for the challenge? White papers are due on May 3rd of this year, and since liquid metal robots won't be feasible until about the year 2029, interested parties better get cracking.
watermock
05-18-2007, 04:48 PM
Great...now we have reached Terminator II.
Remember...the GPS system will only be used for peaceful purposes. Space will not be used as a weapons platform. Ha! Noone said anything about guidence system.
It must be quite an event to have a GPS guided bomb or missle come thru your window.
PLOWHORSE
05-18-2007, 04:51 PM
Great...now we have reached Terminator II.
Remember...the GPS system will only be used for peaceful purposes. Space will not be used as a weapons platform. Ha! Noone said anything about guidence system.
It must be quite an event to have a GPS guided bomb or missle come thru your window.
Is the Beezer guided by GPS?? Or striclty by Friskies Fish in a can?
broncocalijohn
05-18-2007, 06:04 PM
Just something else to make you paranoid...
Researchers are trying to develop better understanding of free will to be able to model it in artificial intelligence.
and then Mark Cuban will buy 12 of them for his "new" team. They will then go out in the first round in 4 games after posting the first 82 and 0 mark in regular season. The German robot will have an average of 10 points and 3 rebounds and tank worse than...... well you know who.