Anyone here ever um donated ah seamen?

[Hotrod]

You just might now have back child support due Ha!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,271116,00.html

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania — A sperm donor who helped a lesbian couple conceive two children is liable for child support under a state appellate court ruling that a legal expert believes might be the first of its kind in the U.S.

A Superior Court panel last week ordered a Dauphin County judge to establish how much Carl L. Frampton Jr. would have to pay to the birth mother of the 8-year-old boy and 7-year-old girl.

[Rohirrim]

Seamen? You mean, like Popeye?

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Seamen? You mean, like Popeye?
I'd donate dman in a heartbeat.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

That is some REAL bull****.

[Hotrod]

Bobo your in deep chit Ha!

[Los Broncos]

That is bs, he should of cut it off and ate it before donating.

[broncosteven]

Do tube sox count?

[Los Broncos]

Do tube sox count?

Yes in my book, i love the tube sock feel.

[ludo21]

LOL

man that sucks.

[Rohirrim]

I guess after all these years Bobo will finally get a chance to locate his true father.

[Los Broncos]

I guess after all these years Bobo will finally get a chance to locate his true father.

i hope his father turns out to be a bronco fan.

[defenseman]

I'd donate dman in a heartbeat.

There can be only one...dman

[broncosteven]

LOL

man that sucks.

That is one way to donate.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

There can be only one...dmanNo, we libs are going to clone you and disperse you (donate you) to ports worldwide as recruiters (kinda like the French Foreign Legion) to get troop levels back up.

[-Slap-]

You just might now have back child support due Ha!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,271116,00.html

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania — A sperm donor who helped a lesbian couple conceive two children is liable for child support under a state appellate court ruling that a legal expert believes might be the first of its kind in the U.S.

A Superior Court panel last week ordered a Dauphin County judge to establish how much Carl L. Frampton Jr. would have to pay to the birth mother of the 8-year-old boy and 7-year-old girl.

Now that is a terrible ruling. Its actually fairly common for a man to end up paying for a child that wasn't his biologically. That's why you always want to ask for genetic testing as soon as possible if you have any doubt about the paternity, but this ruling makes no sense.

[Jason in LA]

I guess after all these years Bobo will finally get a chance to locate his true father.

It would suck to open the door and have Bob tell you that he is your son. I wouldn't wish that on any man. Well, on second thought, there would be a few that I might wish that on.

[Smiling Assassin27]

i can't afford to give away seamen.

now SEMEN, i can throw around like pac man jones throws money at a strip club.

[Hotrod]

Ya ya I got it already Ha!

[Rohirrim]

It would suck to open the door and have Bob tell you that he is your son. I wouldn't wish that on any man. Well, on second thought, there would be a few that I might wish that on.

Sounds like a Maury Povich episode gone bad. Then you reach over and start slapping the mama. Ha!

[Master___Pain]

i can't afford to give away seamen.

now SEMEN, i can throw around like pac man jones throws money at a strip club.

Make it rain!!

[Rascal]

More bad news:

Oral sex linked to throat cancer

Scientists looked at tissue samples from patients
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
HPV infection was found to be a much stronger risk factor than tobacco or alcohol use, the Johns Hopkins University study of 300 people found.

The New England Journal of Medicine study said the risk was almost nine times higher for people who reported oral sex with more than six partners.

But experts said a larger study was needed to confirm the findings.

HPV infection is the cause of the majority of cervical cancers, and 80% of sexually active women can expect to have an HPV infection at some point in their lives.

It is important for health care providers to know that people without the traditional risk factors of tobacco and alcohol use can nevertheless be at risk of oropharyngeal cancer

Dr Gypsyamber D'Souza, study author

The Johns Hopkins study took blood and saliva from 100 men and women newly diagnosed with oropharyngeal cancer which affects the throat, tonsils and back of the tongue.

They also asked questions about sex practices and other risk factors for the disease, such as family history.

Those who had evidence of prior oral HPV infection had a 32-fold increased risk of throat cancer.

HPV16 - one of the most common cancer-causing strains of the virus - was present in the tumours of 72% of cancer patients in the study.

Risk factors

There was no added risk for people infected with HPV who also smoked and drank alcohol, suggesting the virus itself is driving the risk of the cancer.

Oral sex was said to be the main mode of transmission of HPV but the researchers said mouth-to-mouth transmission, for example through kissing, could not be ruled out.

Most HPV infections clear with little or no symptoms but a small percentage of people who acquired high-risk strains may develop a cancer, the researchers added.

Study author Dr Gypsyamber D'Souza said: "It is important for health care providers to know that people without the traditional risk factors of tobacco and alcohol use can nevertheless be at risk of oropharyngeal cancer."

Co-researcher Dr Maura Gillison said previous research by the team had suggested there was a strong link.

But she added: "People should be reassured that oropharyngeal cancer is relatively uncommon and the overwhelming majority of people with an oral HPV infection probably will not get throat cancer."

A vaccine which protects against cervical cancer caused by HPV strains 6, 11, 16 and 18, and also against genital warts is available and the researchers said the study provided a rationale for vaccinating both girls and boys.

But whether the vaccine would protect against oral HPV infection is not yet known.

Dr Julie Sharp, science information officer at Cancer Research UK, said: "There is conflicting evidence about the role of HPV, and this rare type of mouth cancer.

"As this was a small study, further research is needed to confirm these observations."

"We know that after age, the main causes of mouth cancer are smoking or chewing tobacco or betel nut, and drinking too much alcohol."

[Rohirrim]

I'm married. That's not something I have to worry about. Ha!

[defenseman]

No, we libs are going to clone you and disperse you (donate you) to ports worldwide as recruiters (kinda like the French Foreign Legion) to get troop levels back up.

ROFL! You have no idea how close you are to the truth...dman

[cmhargrove]

How many days to training camp?

[epicSocialism4tw]

You just might now have back child support due Ha!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,271116,00.html
HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania — A sperm donor who helped a lesbian couple conceive two children is liable for child support under a state appellate court ruling that a legal expert believes might be the first of its kind in the U.S.
A Superior Court panel last week ordered a Dauphin County judge to establish how much Carl L. Frampton Jr. would have to pay to the birth mother of the 8-year-old boy and 7-year-old girl.

Bad judge.

Not to mention the implications of a ruling like this that ensures that no man ever again donate sperm. See ya, industry.

It looks like this one could be headed for a higher court.

On another note, what's up with the women who decide eight years into the game that they were getting more than they bargained for and sue the sperm donor for some cash to take care of kids that he had no responsibility for?

[broncocalijohn]

I guess after all these years Bobo will finally get a chance to locate his true father.


In his heart, he hopes it is Darth Vader. After all, he does play a storm trooper in his role playing and finally wants to get a more important role. TY for not quoting my only member that is on IGNORE!
If you listen to Tom Leykis, he warns everyone on this. All those years of donating for $100 and being told it is confidential. If a clinic gives up the info after saying it will never be released, guess who i would be suing to pay that back child support? If i was one of these guys, I would start looking to leave outside of the country. If the US of A lets this happen to probably 100s of 1000s of people, there will be a mass exit outside of the country. Just think how long the dead beat dad's list will be. How many guys would have to pay back child support when now they have a family of their own and struggling to pay the current bills?
Gay couples now can go after the sperm donor also.

[Rohirrim]

David Crosby ain't gonna like this.

[broncosteven]

[QUOTE=Rascal;1583017]More bad news:

Oral sex linked to throat cancer

Scientists looked at tissue samples from patients
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
HPV infection was found to be a much stronger risk factor than tobacco or alcohol use, the Johns Hopkins University study of 300 people found.

The New England Journal of Medicine study said the risk was almost nine times higher for people who reported oral sex with more than six partners.

/[QUOTE]


Does anyone know what the Throat Cancer totals are among KFC & Butt-Pirate fans? I think it has to be very high.

[bfoflcommish]

Ok I must be in the minority on this story.

This wasn't your simple sperm bank donor. Not only was he already a "friend" of thiers, he paticipated in the conception, AND stuck around and had the kids call him PAPA, Bought them gifts and helped when needed!

This was far more than your normal "donation"!


edit:

reading the story even more in depth..the donation was made"AT HOME" lol, he bought toys and clothes, and the kids openly knew he was thier biological father!

I don't see a problem with this ruling at all.

[Hotrod]

Ok I must be in the minority on this story.

This wasn't your simple sperm bank donor. Not only was he already a "friend" of thiers, he paticipated in the conception, AND stuck around and had the kids call him PAPA, Bought them gifts and helped when needed!

This was far more than your normal "donation"!


edit:

reading the story even more in depth..the donation was made"AT HOME" lol, he bought toys and clothes, and the kids openly knew he was thier biological father!

I don't see a problem with this ruling at all.

Fine rain on our parade blah


;D

[broncosteven]

Fine rain on our parade blah


;D

What kinda rain? I am going inside until I find out what is Drizzling from the sky. LOL

[bfoflcommish]

Fine rain on our parade blah


;D



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proceed to "Make it Rain"


http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/f/fat_joe_make_rain_060912/a.jpg

[watermock]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.blasting-zone.com/Beavis%2520And%2520Butthead_Pic_4.gif&usg=AFrqEzdd2FuyVqgmmRMONwbsj8ejO-I1Lw

"Ummm...what?"

[fuzzy]

I love the double standard society gives women when it comes to accountability.

[Garcia Bronco]

I love the double standard society gives women when it comes to accountability.

To me, it's another reason why homosexual couples shouldn't be allowed to have children.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Ok I must be in the minority on this story.
This wasn't your simple sperm bank donor. Not only was he already a "friend" of thiers, he paticipated in the conception, AND stuck around and had the kids call him PAPA, Bought them gifts and helped when needed!
Whose your daddy?

[watermock]

So he's punished for taking an interest?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

I have never donated but I have a hat from Universal Semen Sales in Great Falls, MT. We've got several Montana guys here. You don't suppose??????

[Vegas_Bronco]

Reminds me of the Dirty Jobs episode when he collects from a horse - WOW! Settle down pony!A

But the most disgusting thing ever done with it has to go to Jackazz guys - drinking that horse juice. Haunts me still today.

Don't donate, please, I'm sure you guys all have traits and genes that just shouldn't be passed on if they haven't already...which brings you here the majority of the day. Unless you look like this .... $130 for whaaaa....

http://www.universalsemensales.com/detail_angus.php?angus_id=220

[Vegas_Bronco]

I have never donated but I have a hat from Universal Semen Sales in Great Falls, MT. We've got several Montana guys here. You don't suppose??????

how much? ebay that right now! Buy It Now at $300!

WOW BETTER YET:

http://www.universalsemensales.com/clothing.htm

[fatcard]

Every now and then :)

[fatcard]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.blasting-zone.com/Beavis%2520And%2520Butthead_Pic_4.gif&usg=AFrqEzdd2FuyVqgmmRMONwbsj8ejO-I1Lw

"Ummm...what?"


Your dentist feels your nads?

[clarkster]

More bad news:

Oral sex linked to throat cancer

Scientists looked at tissue samples from patients
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
HPV infection was found to be a much stronger risk factor than tobacco or alcohol use, the Johns Hopkins University study of 300 people found.

The New England Journal of Medicine study said the risk was almost nine times higher for people who reported oral sex with more than six partners.

But experts said a larger study was needed to confirm the findings.

HPV infection is the cause of the majority of cervical cancers, and 80% of sexually active women can expect to have an HPV infection at some point in their lives.

It is important for health care providers to know that people without the traditional risk factors of tobacco and alcohol use can nevertheless be at risk of oropharyngeal cancer

Dr Gypsyamber D'Souza, study author

The Johns Hopkins study took blood and saliva from 100 men and women newly diagnosed with oropharyngeal cancer which affects the throat, tonsils and back of the tongue.

They also asked questions about sex practices and other risk factors for the disease, such as family history.

Those who had evidence of prior oral HPV infection had a 32-fold increased risk of throat cancer.

HPV16 - one of the most common cancer-causing strains of the virus - was present in the tumours of 72% of cancer patients in the study.

Risk factors

There was no added risk for people infected with HPV who also smoked and drank alcohol, suggesting the virus itself is driving the risk of the cancer.

Oral sex was said to be the main mode of transmission of HPV but the researchers said mouth-to-mouth transmission, for example through kissing, could not be ruled out.

Most HPV infections clear with little or no symptoms but a small percentage of people who acquired high-risk strains may develop a cancer, the researchers added.

Study author Dr Gypsyamber D'Souza said: "It is important for health care providers to know that people without the traditional risk factors of tobacco and alcohol use can nevertheless be at risk of oropharyngeal cancer."

Co-researcher Dr Maura Gillison said previous research by the team had suggested there was a strong link.

But she added: "People should be reassured that oropharyngeal cancer is relatively uncommon and the overwhelming majority of people with an oral HPV infection probably will not get throat cancer."

A vaccine which protects against cervical cancer caused by HPV strains 6, 11, 16 and 18, and also against genital warts is available and the researchers said the study provided a rationale for vaccinating both girls and boys.

But whether the vaccine would protect against oral HPV infection is not yet known.

Dr Julie Sharp, science information officer at Cancer Research UK, said: "There is conflicting evidence about the role of HPV, and this rare type of mouth cancer.

"As this was a small study, further research is needed to confirm these observations."

"We know that after age, the main causes of mouth cancer are smoking or chewing tobacco or betel nut, and drinking too much alcohol."

this article must be destroyed and never brought up again. in fact we should find the author and burn his damn house down

[broncocalijohn]

As a married guy, I guess i will never have to worry about my wife getting throat cancer. I think we need to worry about Blart and Sir expiring from it though