help save paris hilton from county lockup...

[kamakazi_kal]

Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail


Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, "My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!" The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims "the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well." Hilton is due to start serving time by June 5 if her appeal fails, after being sentenced at a hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday.

booya ya frickin skank

she is getting desparate..........knowing she will be in the general population makes me sooooooooooooooo frickin happy.

jail is well "that's hot"

just had to post that..............now do with this post like you would with any post that mentions paris hiltons name

SEND IT TO THE BUTT

[Drunk Monkey]

I love it. She is my least favorite celeb. Coulden't happen to a nicer person. We all know what happent to guys in the big house. What is the female equivalent?

[kamakazi_kal]

I love it. She is my least favorite celeb. Coulden't happen to a nicer person. We all know what happent to guys in the big house. What is the female equivalent?

......hmmmm......fisting!!!! :thanku:

[Spider]

Paris is innocent , she doesnt need to go to jail .............

[westcliffe]

If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine. What a skank!

[Flex Gunmetal]

Someone should start a petition to increase her sentence...

[kamakazi_kal]

I love it. She is my least favorite celeb. Coulden't happen to a nicer person. We all know what happent to guys in the big house. What is the female equivalent?

you cant even call her a celeb.

she's only know cause daddy is sick wealthy and she stands to inherit it all.

she really isnt that cute, she has that whole chump eye thing going on where her one eye is always like half shut

she cant sing or act, really the only decent video she has made was a sex tape and even that sucks knowing she has herpies ROFL!

I hope like, she like, loves, ya know, like orange jump suits.... OMG :spit:

[PLOWHORSE]

Arnie will light that petition with his next cigar! Stupid Bimbo!

[watermock]

Even her billionaire family couldn't bail her out on this one.

[Drunk Monkey]

you cant even call her a celeb.

she's only know cause daddy is sick wealthy and she stands to inherit it all.

she really isnt that cute, she has that whole chump eye thing going on where her one eye is always like half shut

she cant sing or act, really the only decent video she has made was a sex tape and even that sucks knowing she has herpies ROFL!

I hope like, she like, loves, ya know, like orange jump suits.... OMG :spit:

I agree, celeb is bit of a strong term. How about rich slutty herpiefied skanky swamp donkey

[-Slap-]

More than 50% of teenage girls have a positive opinion of her. She has a strong fan base among pre teen girls as well. Not hard to see why. She's on magazine covers and TV shows. She wears great clothes and goes to exclusive parties in expensive cars.

[CBF1]

I think it was her Grandfather Baron Hilton that made the family fortune. and Yes she is a skank of the highest order.

[Northman]

Is there a petition to have her jailed longer? Anyone?

[kamakazi_kal]

Is there a petition to have her jailed longer? Anyone?

vote on this thread and we can foward the link to arnie

[Rohirrim]

I see a new reality show with an all dyke cast, "Swapping Paris."

[Spider]

Free Paris ..............Free Paris ...............

[Hotrod]

Free Paris ..............Free Paris ...............

Why bother they would just turn around and surrender again

[Spider]

all you guys voting to put Paris in Jail are just Paris haters

[Spider]

Why bother they would just turn around and surrender again

Damn you ......... that was funny but makes it damn hard to stir the pot ;D

[2KBack]

I certainly don't pay attention to the Paris Hilton escapades, and I'm not a fan of people being famous for being famous.

Still I can see this as innocent idiocy. If someone actually told her that it was cool to drive on a suspended liscense if it's work related, I can see her believing it.

[Northman]

I certainly don't pay attention to the Paris Hilton escapades, and I'm not a fan of people being famous for being famous.

Still I can see this as innocent idiocy. If someone actually told her that it was cool to drive on a suspended liscense if it's work related, I can see her believing it.

at 26?

[Old Dude]

poor widdle paris

[Dagmar]

F Paris. More money than the Queen and not two brain cells to rub together. She endangered people's lives driving when she could have a helicopter pick her up if she wanted!

[Dukes]

I completely dispise her. I wish all her money and assets would be taken away from her. Her being broke would make me very happy.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Lock her in a room with Bob and Gonzo for a week. That is more punishment than a year in jail.

[elsid13]

Free Paris ..............Free Paris ...............

Voting to free her, won't get you into her pants Spider. Recommend you go to Plan B ;D

[Hotrod]

Lock her in a room with Bob and Gonzo for a week. That is more punishment than a year in jail.

I'm betting even Paris would turn both of them down.

[Garcia Bronco]

She should man up and do the time.

[elsid13]

I'm betting even Paris would turn both of them down.

Like those two would be even interested in her. One would be checking the other one out and other out would be checking himself out.

[orange 4 life]

if paris hilton does jailtime, maybe there is hope in the ron mexico case.

[broncocalijohn]

you cant even call her a celeb.

she's only know cause daddy is sick wealthy and she stands to inherit it all.

she really isnt that cute, she has that whole chump eye thing going on where her one eye is always like half shut

she cant sing or act, really the only decent video she has made was a sex tape and even that sucks knowing she has herpies ROFL!

I hope like, she like, loves, ya know, like orange jump suits.... OMG :spit:


Actually, she is a celb. She has her clothes line with her sister (purses and all), perfume, acting, singing and party girl which counts in LA. I think she should get time like anyone else but she isnt a loser in the sense of "only Daddy's Money". She isnt dumb and has her own money working for her. She is a pot head, bad driver, flat chested and i wish i had her cash.

[Master___Pain]

Actually, she is a celb. She has her clothes line with her sister (purses and all), perfume, acting, singing and party girl which counts in LA. I think she should get time like anyone else but she isnt a loser in the sense of "only Daddy's Money". She isnt dumb and has her own money working for her. She is a pot head, bad driver, flat chested and i wish i had her cash.


Excuse me, what?

[Los Broncos]

If she has sex with me ill sign it, other wise just rub snail in jail.

[Los Broncos]

Actually, she is a celb. She has her clothes line with her sister (purses and all), perfume, acting, singing and party girl which counts in LA. I think she should get time like anyone else but she isnt a loser in the sense of "only Daddy's Money". She isnt dumb and has her own money working for her. She is a pot head, bad driver, flat chested and i wish i had her cash.

Shes not flat chested anymore, got a boob job

[Spider]

Voting to free her, won't get you into her pants Spider. Recommend you go to Plan B ;D

LOL plan B ...... I will watch over her and keep her out of trouble ....... Judge put her in my custody

[Wes Mantooth]

she should make a movie documenting her time in jail. I just can't see how it wouldn't be a porno though.

[2KBack]

at 26?

I don't think there is an age limit for being stupid, and jail time won't fix dumb.

[snowspot66]

Is there a petition to have her jailed longer? Anyone?

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/

[OrangeShadow]

If she has sex with me ill sign it, other wise just rub snail in jail.

^5

[fatcard]

put her under house arrest... in my pants :)

[footstepsfrom#27]

Who cares?

[Spider]

I am the lone wolf here ...........

[broncocalijohn]

When I posted her not being dumb, it was an reference to her making money. SHe knows how to do it and her opinions on her clothes lines are adored by tons of chicks. I cant see it but it must be because of bad upbringing.

[Old Dude]

Actually, she is a celb. She has her clothes line with her sister (purses and all), perfume, acting, singing and party girl which counts in LA. I think she should get time like anyone else but she isnt a loser in the sense of "only Daddy's Money". She isnt dumb and has her own money working for her. She is a pot head, bad driver, flat chested and i wish i had her cash.

This is why it would be such a bad idea to send her to jail. It would send out the wrong message to society. It would say that being a rich, pampered pot-head celebrity with a boob job is not an excuse for ignoring the law. This would tend to discourage all of us from doing all the hard work it takes to become rich, pampered pot-head celebrities with a boob jobs.

[kamakazi_kal]

at 26?

FYI this is the 3rd time she was caught on that suspended license.......

the last time was driving down santa monica Blvd. at 9pm 30 miles over the speed limit with her headlights off.

[kamakazi_kal]

Actually, she is a celb. She has her clothes line with her sister (purses and all), perfume, acting, singing and party girl which counts in LA. I think she should get time like anyone else but she isnt a loser in the sense of "only Daddy's Money". She isnt dumb and has her own money working for her. She is a pot head, bad driver, flat chested and i wish i had her cash.


ok .......so she would be well known if her father was some middle class joe.... i think not.

i wonder where she got the cash for her and sis to start all that.>

[Spider]

FYI this is the 3rd time she was caught on that suspended license.......

the last time was driving down santa monica Blvd. at 9pm 30 miles over the speed limit with her headlights off.

going stealth = all the rage

[Raidersbane]

Who is this Paris Hilton?

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Ahnold apparently laughed the ballgargling whore's pardon plea right out of his office. Ahnold for president. Bet it sounded something like this (http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com)

[BroncoMan4ever]

my only hope is that she tries to escape so that the judge is forced to add on more time. hopefully she screws up so much she ends up in jail for life, or gets the death sentence.
how i wish her House of Wax movie was a snuff film.

[broncosteven]

Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail
She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well."

She does not add any Beauty or excitement to my mundane life.

She probably thinks Nixon was our 1st president.

There is nothing honest about her.


She is another canidate for Assertive disipline, by Lee Cantor.

http://maxweber.hunter.cuny.edu/pub/eres/EDSPC715_MCINTYRE/AssertiveDiscipline.html

[Rohirrim]

Paris Hilton is my argument in favor of the estate tax.

[broncoblue]

get some lesso hot paris money shots oh man anyone who wouldnt bang her is in denial or gay for sure....

[Master___Pain]

get some lesso hot paris money shots oh man anyone who wouldnt bang her is in denial or gay for sure....

.....or trying to stay clear of VD.

[MadCity]

anyone who wouldnt bang her is in denial or gay for sure....

Or maybe they're just not into vapid blondes with the body of a 13 year old boy.

Btw - last i checked, the petition for her pardon has 14k some signatures. The petition to lock her a$$ up has over 20k.

[Jason in LA]

Somebody needed to save Paris from being beat with the ugly stick.

It's funny that the poll is 92-5 in favor of her doing the time.

[dark_hawk]

make it 93-5

if it was anyone else we wouldn't be having this convo. she'd already be sitting in jail.

[Master___Pain]

Somebody needed to save Paris from being beat with the ugly stick.

It's funny that the poll is 92-5 in favor of her doing the time.

Damn, beat with the ugly stick and falling out of the ugly tree.

I'm with Madcity and Jason on this one. Then again, I'm not into ugly, racist blondes.

[broncoblue]

.....or trying to stay clear of VD.

EASILY TREATABLE ..:thumbsup:

[Old Dude]

Cut her some slack, people.

She's special and therefore deserves all the leniency we can afford.

[Old Dude]

This is why defense attorneys like to see old men like me on the jury whenever their client is a tall blonde with a boob job.

[Rohirrim]

get some lesso hot paris money shots oh man anyone who wouldnt bang her is in denial or gay for sure....

I guess it would depend on my spot in the queue. ;D

[Jason in LA]

Actually, she is a celb. She has her clothes line with her sister (purses and all), perfume, acting, singing and party girl which counts in LA. I think she should get time like anyone else but she isnt a loser in the sense of "only Daddy's Money". She isnt dumb and has her own money working for her. She is a pot head, bad driver, flat chested and i wish i had her cash.


She has the opportunity to have her own clothing line and all that other stuff because of her family. She made the money off of her name, not any talents that she has. What are her talents? Take away her name and status, and nobody cares about that sex tape she made, and she doesn't become a star.

[broncocalijohn]

Somebody needed to save Paris from being beat with the ugly stick.

It's funny that the poll is 92-5 in favor of her doing the time.

it is funny to me. I am surprised there are actually 5 people that think she doesnt deserve to go to jail.
She started her business with her own money as she had it by the time she started the clothing, purses, etc. I dont care how she got her money to start as long as she earns it. Yes, she is daughter of a tycoon. But she does work for a living. She will be unemployed for 45 days though. !Booya!

[kamakazi_kal]

get some lesso hot paris money shots oh man anyone who wouldnt bang her is in denial or gay for sure....

yeah....or wouldnt want herpes

[Jason in LA]

it is funny to me. I am surprised there are actually 5 people that think she doesnt deserve to go to jail.
She started her business with her own money as she had it by the time she started the clothing, purses, etc. I dont care how she got her money to start as long as she earns it. Yes, she is daughter of a tycoon. But she does work for a living. She will be unemployed for 45 days though. !Booya!

Paris making her own money is like somebody hitting the lotto, then starting a business with that money, then claiming that they make their own money.

This poll should be made public, so we can see who voted that she shouldn't go to jail.

[Crushaholic]

This poll should be made public, so we can see who voted that she shouldn't go to jail.

It IS public. As for her going to jail, she's a repeat offender. Money should not buy her way out of her due punishment.

[gunns]

it is funny to me. I am surprised there are actually 5 people that think she doesnt deserve to go to jail.
She started her business with her own money as she had it by the time she started the clothing, purses, etc. I dont care how she got her money to start as long as she earns it. Yes, she is daughter of a tycoon. But she does work for a living. She will be unemployed for 45 days though. !Booya!

Earns it???

She was given the money to start her business. Not loaned it, given it. And how damn hard is it to smell perfume and decide what you like or decide what kind of clothes you like and say order this many? She doesn't stand in the stores and sell them, she checks her bank account to make sure it's growing. It's not my definition of working for a living.

[broncoblue]

it is funny to me. I am surprised there are actually 5 people that think she doesnt deserve to go to jail.
She started her business with her own money as she had it by the time she started the clothing, purses, etc. I dont care how she got her money to start as long as she earns it. Yes, she is daughter of a tycoon. But she does work for a living. She will be unemployed for 45 days though. !Booya!

imagine paris with herschey gals titties!!:~ohyah!: :pimp: :alky:

[Jason in LA]

It IS public. As for her going to jail, she's a repeat offender. Money should not buy her way out of her due punishment.

I thought public meant that we'd know who voted for what.

[Master___Pain]

I thought public meant that we'd know who voted for what.

You should be able to click on the blue (total) numbers in the poll.

[bendog]

Remake this movie! only in porn!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068282/

[bendog]

thread's worthless w/o pictures

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/5196ZYNX09L._SS500_.jpg

[elsid13]

You know that I was hoping that Spider would be the only one that voted to free her. That way we could ridicule him

[broncosteven]

Earns it???

She was given the money to start her business. Not loaned it, given it. And how damn hard is it to smell perfume and decide what you like or decide what kind of clothes you like and say order this many? She doesn't stand in the stores and sell them, she checks her bank account to make sure it's growing. It's not my definition of working for a living.


My sister in-law went through her MBA. They had classes where Prof's would bring in CEO's or successful Entrepreneurs. Eventually the question would be asked where they got their startup capital. The theme was that overwelming majority of startups were started by people using Mommie & Daddy's dough.

No one seemed to have to scrape & save to start their own business like the rest of us would.

As a friend of mine used to say: "rich or poor, it is always good to have Money".

[broncosteven]

Remake this movie! only in porn!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068282/

They make movies that are not porn? That would suck.

[Old Dude]

Remake this movie! only in porn!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068282/


bendog, I'm really disappointed in you. I thought you had way to much couth & self-respect to make an appearance in this sort of thread.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Tsk. Tisk.

Shame on bendog.

[broncosteven]

bendog, I'm really disappointed in you. I thought you had way to much couth & self-respect to make an appearance in this sort of thread.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Tsk. Tisk.

Shame on bendog.

There is no Couth or Self-Respect in porn!

[kamakazi_kal]

......ughh she may have gotten her time down to 20 days or less.......

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5864184?nclick_check=1

but on a good note...... she is already getting death threats from inmates..

wooooooooooot :sunshine:

http://www.lawfuel.com/show-release.asp?ID=12239

[Rohirrim]

Paris Hilton has received death threats from prisoners, according to reports.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Hilton, who is set to begin a 45-day jail spell on June 5, has received threats from inmates at California's all-female Century Regional Detention Facility reportedly have started to let her know she won't be a welcome guest.

A source close to Hilton tells Life & Style magazine the hotel heiress started receiving death threats on her MySpace.com page the day after she was sentenced to serve time for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license.

The insider says, "These maniacs have been writing, 'We're going to get you,' and, 'I'm going to kill you.' It's horrifying.

"One person wrote that she's going to steal Paris' shoes when she gets to jail -- and if Paris argues, she'll be beaten to a pulp."

In an exclusive interview with the publication, Hilton admits, "I'm very scared right now."

Hmmmm. I smell a lawyer plant for the benefit of the appeals judge. I wonder if her lawyer is personally typing those messages on her Myspace page, or if he's hiring somebody to do it for him?

[clarkster]

im glad. i for one am sick of celebs getting away with ****. you or i wouldnt get anything less. why should she? i couldnt go in and say"my publicist or whatever told me it was ok" **** that.
heres a solution to her death threat complaint. solitary.
on a side note, if i was able to get her out of jail, i would, but shed owe me big time....im talking stuff you cant find on google.

[maven]

I'd hit it..../w a rubber

[smalltowngrll]

Paris Hilton has received death threats from prisoners, according to reports.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Hilton, who is set to begin a 45-day jail spell on June 5, has received threats from inmates at California's all-female Century Regional Detention Facility reportedly have started to let her know she won't be a welcome guest.

A source close to Hilton tells Life & Style magazine the hotel heiress started receiving death threats on her MySpace.com page the day after she was sentenced to serve time for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license.

The insider says, "These maniacs have been writing, 'We're going to get you,' and, 'I'm going to kill you.' It's horrifying.

"One person wrote that she's going to steal Paris' shoes when she gets to jail -- and if Paris argues, she'll be beaten to a pulp."

In an exclusive interview with the publication, Hilton admits, "I'm very scared right now."

Hmmmm. I smell a lawyer plant for the benefit of the appeals judge. I wonder if her lawyer is personally typing those messages on her Myspace page, or if he's hiring somebody to do it for him?

Do they have internet access in Prison?? ROFL! They could always send her to Martha Stuart's prison! :rofl:

[Old Dude]

They could always send her to Martha Stuart's prison! :rofl:

Oh, c'mon.

Let's not get too harsh.

[BroncoMan4ever]

I'd hit it..../w a rubber

and a case of penicillin