Drugged man cuts off penis and eats it (Drugs are bad mmm'kay)

[Pezman]

Yes, its an oldie but a goodie

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/13/1058034876991.html

Drugged man cuts off penis and eats it


A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said.

The 34-year-old claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300 kilometres north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in a stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

AP

[cutthemdown]

I wonder if he ate it with some fava beans.

[Tredici]

mmm mmmm good
mmm mmmm good

crispy fried peni

is

mmm mmmm good!

[Pezman]

I once knew a man from Nantucket....

[Rohirrim]

That made me cross my legs. Damn!

[Rohirrim]

mmm mmmm good
mmm mmmm good

crispy fried peni

is

mmm mmmm good!

Hmmm. Bad relationships?

[Jason in LA]

mmm mmmm good
mmm mmmm good

crispy fried peni

is

mmm mmmm good!

Wow, I think you are telling us a little about yourself. ;D

[watermock]

It was a fertility ritual.

[Tredici]

Ha! Just a little just released from drug rehab halucinatory ditty, Ro.

[Spider]

now that is Birth control ................works better then Mom bombs

[Barry Ramey]

He might make a good candidate to be in a "just say no" campaign.

[Hotrod]

This would be a good "where are they now" investigation.

I bet hes sick of hearing things like "you are what you eat"

I personally wonder if he was to have a sex change operation would it be discounted?

[watermock]

I was eating a hotdog with katchup and got sick.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

So who is handing out these drugs?

Good thing they didn't give him any Sunshine or he might have ate the neighbor's protrusions too.

[CBF1]

This is one post that does NOT need pictures. Pezzy, you have done it this time.

Tred.... shame on you :)

[BroncoInSkinland]

When I was younger, I did a lot of hallucinogens...been clean quiet a while and this story just makes me want to stay that way...

[BroncsRule]

The perfect Darwin Award story.

[Odysseus]

www.darwinawards.com -- Nominate him!

I was hoping somebody drugged Bobo. As much as he likes to deep batter himself around this place.

[elsid13]

Crazy foreigners ;D

[watermock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cYxwuSSG1E&mode=related&search=

It can be moved but I found it so cute I thought you might enjoy it.

Lot's of Beezers.

Quite a few Bendogs too.

Evem tjp ots a ,pmtage ots even cooler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWtJ8AF3k-0&mode=related&search=

[Los Broncos]

Dam, thats gotta hurt.

[Taco John]

I'd like to believe that even if I *we're* on hallucinogens, and even *if* I had gone so far as to take a straight-edge to my own, uh, protrusion... at some point during the actual frying of my own dong, I'd think to myself, "holy cow, I'm frying a penis - what the hell!?"

[Taco John]

Close your eyes Zachary!

CLOSE YOUR EYES SON!

[Los Broncos]

Close your eyes Zachary!

CLOSE YOUR EYES SON!

That kid don't look to happy.

[Kaylore]

This would be a good "where are they now" investigation.

I bet hes sick of hearing things like "you are what you eat"

I personally wonder if he was to have a sex change operation would it be discounted?

LOL

[Odysseus]

He is probably suing KFC for their finger licking good herbs and spices. The Colonel made him do it!

[listopencil]

It was a fertility ritual.

Doesn't chopping off your own **** defeat the purpose of a fertility ritual?

[broncogary]

I wonder if he had any special sauce to dip it in.

[Dr.5280]

Visualize this guy after six beers. At the pisser everyone gets to share the experience.

[Dr.5280]

Life is hard. Life is really hard without a penis.

[Odysseus]

New to our drug rehab is "Stumpy" Kwan Cho Mein. Tell us about your story "Stumpy". Why are you trying to get off of drugs?

Really. O.K. Class? Any questions? In the front row...Does it taste like chicken? I don't think that is really a good question. You in in the corner...

[bendog]

I bet he was married

[c_lazy_r]

I wonder if he had any special sauce to dip it in.

Shoulda thought of the "special sauce" before doing the cutting. ;)

[orangeatheist]

This whole thread has me LOLing!

[Los Broncos]

I bet he was married

Same here, he had no use for it.