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epicSocialism4tw
05-08-2007, 12:37 AM
Chuck Norris doing his own Top 10 on BDSSP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g&mode=related&search=

Chuck Norris v. Grizzly Bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU&NR=1

Chuck Norris v. Attack Helicopter (long)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrOwcZPwDO8&NR=1

Chuck Norris v. Megatron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxceSFjir0&mode=related&search=

En Espanol? Si.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF_UFlziGr4&mode=related&search=
epicSocialism4tw
05-08-2007, 12:42 AM
Conan Pulls the Lever:

Walker says I have AIDS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArZtAhqnIlM

Walker Teaches a Tough Lesson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFKyxSsyWhI&mode=related&search=

Soccer...Walker Style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG-meQDB5CY&mode=related&search=

Uh..What?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIkvqcaIjO8&NR=1

Walker, This is Nuts. Tell Me About It
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n_P71mkuVI&NR=1
epicSocialism4tw
05-08-2007, 12:56 AM
Creshendo of Absurdity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19TfpYoRVEM&NR=1
BroncoMatt
05-08-2007, 01:13 AM
Chuck Norris is the polar opposite of Dirk No-win-ski
Bob's your Information Minister
05-08-2007, 01:16 AM
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Dagmar
05-08-2007, 01:40 AM
http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/chuck-norris.jpg
broncocalijohn
05-08-2007, 04:07 AM
Anyone know where a good sandwich place that is open at 1 AM? I could go for some cold cuts. Nothing too heavy at late night. Maybe some pastrami later this week. Sourdough. Mmmmmm.
Atlas
05-08-2007, 04:13 AM
http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/chuck-norris.jpg


Oh man those poor kids..... Tell them I'm sorry.
Atlas
05-08-2007, 04:23 AM
NOO SAY IT'S NOT TRUE>>>

Chuck Norris is dead!!

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all that back hair was slowing him down.
Atlas
05-08-2007, 04:29 AM
These two bitches won't take any **** from Chuck

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Atlas
05-08-2007, 04:34 AM
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epicSocialism4tw
05-08-2007, 10:55 AM
Chuck Norris is dead!!

That is just a downright fabrication! You question The Chuck? I would expect a devastating roundhouse to the throat at any second.

all that back hair was slowing him down.

The Chuck's back and chest hair are what dermatologists used to derive monoxodil from. If it were safer to handle in the lab, we would have been able to cure male pattern baldness by now.
theAPAOps5
05-08-2007, 11:00 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, that connotates chance and thus failure. No, Chuck goes Killing.
Tredici
05-08-2007, 11:27 AM
Anyone know where a good sandwich place that is open at 1 AM? I could go for some cold cuts. Nothing too heavy at late night. Maybe some pastrami later this week. Sourdough. Mmmmmm.

What makes a better Rueben? Pastrami or Corned Beef?
watermock
05-08-2007, 11:52 AM
I think they are fairly similar Tred. I think Patrami has a little more spice and maybe other odd ingredients. Corned beef is more expensive I believe.
Bronco_Beerslug
05-08-2007, 12:02 PM
What makes a better Rueben? Pastrami or Corned Beef?Corned beef, no question!!!
Tredici
05-08-2007, 01:01 PM
So I have to do something for a Friday Night Diner type thing. Usually pretty simple stuff as people are playing cards, etc.

I was thinking Fried Chicken/ Potato Salad as something different. We've had plenty of Mexican nights, pizza etc.

I would do the Ruebens but I think keeping them warm would be a pain as people eat at all different times during the evening.

Any other suggestions?
Taco John
05-08-2007, 01:06 PM
So I have to do something for a Friday Night Diner type thing. Usually pretty simple stuff as people are playing cards, etc.

I was thinking Fried Chicken/ Potato Salad as something different. We've had plenty of Mexican nights, pizza etc.

I would do the Ruebens but I think keeping them warm would be a pain as people eat at all different times during the evening.

Any other suggestions?


If you like grilling, you might look up a recipe for Beef Sates. You'll see these at weddings sometimes on a skewer. I haven't actually made them myself, but they're on my grilling "to do" list for this next couple of weeks... They look faily easy, and yes, delicious. :)
theAPAOps5
05-08-2007, 02:12 PM
Damnint Chuck Norris is involved in a thread and then it gets food jacked. THIS IS CRAP.

Anyways, I have a great marinade for steaks if anyone wants one.
Jason in LA
05-08-2007, 03:40 PM
We all know that Chuck is no match for Tedy Bruschi.
Master___Pain
05-08-2007, 03:42 PM
When does the Chuck Norris vs. Dirk Nowitzki one come out Llama?

Llama? Dirker Dirker?

Llama? You speak Dirk? You remember who Dirk is, right?
cmhargrove
05-08-2007, 04:02 PM
How long till training camp?
TheDave
05-08-2007, 04:10 PM
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Taco John
05-08-2007, 04:16 PM
Damnint Chuck Norris is involved in a thread and then it gets food jacked. THIS IS CRAP.

Anyways, I have a great marinade for steaks if anyone wants one.



Actually, I'm in the market. I've committed myself to grilling no less than 2-3 times a week, and am looking for new recipes.
Tredici
05-08-2007, 04:21 PM
When does the Chuck Norris vs. Dirk Nowitzki one come out Llama?

Llama? Dirker Dirker?

Llama? You speak Dirk? You remember who Dirk is, right?

I think Dirk is grilling brats. Maybe heating up a little sauerkraut. Side dish of schnitzel. Perhaps a little struesel baking. Hey! Maybe he's have Chuck over for dinner!
Bronco_Beerslug
05-08-2007, 04:21 PM
Actually, I'm in the market. I've committed myself to grilling no less than 2-3 times a week, and am looking for new recipes.I grill most every day outside on the deck.

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Tredici
05-08-2007, 04:23 PM
Number one sounds like something Bob would love to do....
Bronco_Beerslug
05-08-2007, 04:27 PM
Number one sounds like something Bob would love to do....

Hilarious!

He probably submitted it.
theAPAOps5
05-08-2007, 04:37 PM
Actually, I'm in the market. I've committed myself to grilling no less than 2-3 times a week, and am looking for new recipes.


Well I take two juicy steakes, cut to your liking, and take brown sugar and rub it into the meat (insert joke now). Then I take some onion and garlic salt and sprinkle it over the steaks. Place them in a large tupperware container and put some worchershershiresheishier sauce and a tad of BBQ and leave it overnight. Then the next day grill to your liking. It usually comes out nice and sweet with just enough bite.
broncocalijohn
05-09-2007, 02:59 AM
So I have to do something for a Friday Night Diner type thing. Usually pretty simple stuff as people are playing cards, etc.

I was thinking Fried Chicken/ Potato Salad as something different. We've had plenty of Mexican nights, pizza etc.

I would do the Ruebens but I think keeping them warm would be a pain as people eat at all different times during the evening.

Any other suggestions?

Fried chicken is greasy and will mark up the cards. Go with sandwiches or food that you use a toothpick like meatballs. I am jonesing for a pastrami right now but too much fat calories this late isnt good. I wish i was in college again.
Atlas
05-09-2007, 03:24 AM
shouldn't the Terrorist Plot Foiled in New Jersey be merged into the Chuck Norris thread??
epicSocialism4tw
05-09-2007, 04:18 PM
shouldn't the Terrorist Plot Foiled in New Jersey be merged into the Chuck Norris thread??

Good point. :giggle:
azbroncfan
05-09-2007, 06:01 PM
Good point. :giggle:

Who would win in a fight Norris or Chokeitski?
epicSocialism4tw
05-09-2007, 08:21 PM
Things named after Chuck Norris:

http://www.paragonmartialarts.co.uk/acatalog/nunchuks_ylw_jnr.jpg

http://www.liveryone.net/Chuck_Wagon.gif

http://www.rogansshoes.com/MaelstromCart/Images/Site32/Details/Details_conversem9160blk.jpg
epicSocialism4tw
05-09-2007, 08:26 PM
http://www.shomefarms.com/catalog/images/ChRst1-26_387web.jpg
Chuck Roast

http://thepuzzlestore.co.uk/store/images/Chuck1.jpg

"The Chuck" puzzle

http://www.seatrails.org/images/communities/thornebay/map_SaltChuck.jpg

The Salt Chuck Mine Trail
epicSocialism4tw
05-09-2007, 08:27 PM
Chuck E. Cheese
http://spyhunter007.com/Images/chuck_e_cheese_animatronic.jpg