Worst Criminal Strategy of All Time

[Rohirrim]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/05/04/mob.case.ap/index.html

Hilarious!

Thomas and Rosemarie Uva were not exactly criminal geniuses. The couple liked to rob Mafia-run social clubs in Little Italy and elsewhere around the city, which, as just about everyone knows, is a really good way to get killed.

You would thing that at some point, a little voice in their heads would say, "Maybe this isn't a good idea?"

[watermock]

Even I ain't dat dumm. Cloose thu.

I thought I was going to hear the ole stuck in the chimney or fell thru a false ceiling gag, or the old stuck in an air vent gag.

Those mobsters had to be red hot pissed. You don't con a con.

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I knew someone would post this story.......:)

They even had the audacity to force mobsters to drop their pants as they swiped their cash and jewelry and cleaned out their card games.

ROFL!

[RhymesayersDU]

This is how Paulie Walnuts popped his cherry.

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There are intrepid souls out there who actually earn a living "kicking doors". That's what guys who rip off drug dealers call their trade. The idea seems sound enough. Bust into a drug den and steal all the drugs and money at gunpoint. What are your victims going to do, call the police?

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[watermock]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen when they wrecked Flounder's brothers Lincoln on a trip to a bar with the coeds, then "took care of it" by reporting it stolen and making it into a tank at the parade.

"Mind if we dance with your dates?" I had a friend so luded up he pulled that at a 3.2 bar parking lot.