View Full Version : Worst Criminal Strategy of All Time
05-06-2007, 01:30 PM
Thomas and Rosemarie Uva were not exactly criminal geniuses. The couple liked to rob Mafia-run social clubs in Little Italy and elsewhere around the city, which, as just about everyone knows, is a really good way to get killed.
You would thing that at some point, a little voice in their heads would say, "Maybe this isn't a good idea?"
05-06-2007, 01:51 PM
Even I ain't dat dumm. Cloose thu.
I thought I was going to hear the ole stuck in the chimney or fell thru a false ceiling gag, or the old stuck in an air vent gag.
Those mobsters had to be red hot pissed. You don't con a con.
05-06-2007, 01:59 PM
I knew someone would post this story.......:)
They even had the audacity to force mobsters to drop their pants as they swiped their cash and jewelry and cleaned out their card games.
05-06-2007, 02:02 PM
This is how Paulie Walnuts popped his cherry.
05-06-2007, 04:06 PM
There are intrepid souls out there who actually earn a living "kicking doors". That's what guys who rip off drug dealers call their trade. The idea seems sound enough. Bust into a drug den and steal all the drugs and money at gunpoint. What are your victims going to do, call the police?
05-06-2007, 04:18 PM
One of the funniest things I've ever seen when they wrecked Flounder's brothers Lincoln on a trip to a bar with the coeds, then "took care of it" by reporting it stolen and making it into a tank at the parade.
"Mind if we dance with your dates?" I had a friend so luded up he pulled that at a 3.2 bar parking lot.