04-25-2007, 08:49 PM
The Associated Press reported earlier today that on Tuesday Charles Johnson was admitted to the Mayo Clinic after having reportedly contracted chronic wasting disease. Shortly thereafter Mr. Johnson admitted to his roommate, who happened to be a PETA spokesperson that he likely contracted this disease after eating raw antelope west of Laramie Wyoming. CBS was able to confirm with ranchers in the area that they had indeed seen a very, very fast black man who has been chasing down, sodomizing Pronghorn, and then eating them alive. Rosie O’Donnell, the respected Journalist from The View, interviewed Mr. Johnson as he was limping out of the Mayo Clinic earlier today. Mr. Johnson, “absolutely disgusted me” Rosie ranted, as she revealed that CJ was spewing homophobic epitaphs while supporting Imus, and using racial slurs to describe a local women’s basketball program.